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(Breitbart.com)   I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but you're not going to be seeing Paula Deen on Dancing With the Stars anytime soon. Sorry. (I'm also sorry for the auto-play video)   (breitbart.com) divider line 21
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2013-08-08 08:42:48 AM  
Aw man, I was hoping to see some giant areola.
 
2013-08-08 08:44:54 AM  
It's ok, we still have them:

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2013-08-08 08:45:29 AM  
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2013-08-08 08:46:05 AM  
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2013-08-08 08:46:40 AM  
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2013-08-08 08:47:17 AM  
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I think we are going to be alright.
 
2013-08-08 09:13:30 AM  
That's like regretting you won't see a dead puppy in a bowl of poop.
 
2013-08-08 10:31:30 AM  
Not a big deal.  Actually, I'd rather see Andrew Brietbart on DWTS.  Now that, sir, would be entertainment.

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2013-08-08 10:47:33 AM  

Sybarite: Aw man, I was hoping to see some giant areola.


I imagine it looks like a Pizza Hut Meatlovers Personal Pan Pizza
 
2013-08-08 10:53:38 AM  
So Subby is sorry for all that stuff, but ISN'T sorry for posting a zombie Breitbart link?!?!?!??!
 
2013-08-08 10:57:33 AM  

IdBeCrazyIf: Sybarite: Aw man, I was hoping to see some giant areola.

I imagine it looks like a Pizza Hut Meatlovers Personal Pan Pizza



Well, off to throw up now!
 
2013-08-08 11:00:25 AM  
FTA: "The dance floor is not the appropriate forum for her," a source close to Deen told the magazine.

Neither is a cooking show.
 
2013-08-08 11:07:06 AM  
How is this bad news again???
 
2013-08-08 11:11:17 AM  
Yes, but when will Wal-Mart significantly mark down there Paula Deen(tm) cookware?
 
2013-08-08 11:11:46 AM  
Well good we dont need to see that giant nip slip all over the internet
 
2013-08-08 11:15:35 AM  

I_Am_Weasel: Not a big deal.  Actually, I'd rather see Andrew Brietbart on DWTS.  Now that, sir, would be entertainment.

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Who knew Zombie!Breitbart could twerk?
 
2013-08-08 11:17:07 AM  
Paula Deen held a press conference explaining her difficult decision not to appear on Dancing With the Stars. "White people simply cannot dance," she held back tears as she struggled to explain to a crowd of gathered reporters. "Not as well as those ni... those knee... those fine, upstanding African American folk." She sobbed and held up her hand, taking no questions as she walked away from the lectern.
 
2013-08-08 12:07:23 PM  
I'm still fapping over Ally Raisman on DWTS
 
2013-08-08 12:09:21 PM  
Paula Deen turned down 'Dancing with the Stars'

Too bad. An animal act might have added some variety to the show.
 
2013-08-08 05:27:38 PM  

offmymeds: Paula Deen turned down 'Dancing with the Stars'

Too bad. An animal act might have added some variety to the show.


Plate spinners....

interpret at will...
 
2013-08-08 11:20:28 PM  
I think I'll live.
 
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