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(Daily Mail)   News: Chinese officials release horrifying pictures of Western execution by lethal injection. FARK: The pictures turn out to be from fetish porn   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 98
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2013-08-07 07:46:30 PM  
You know, I'm into some pretty uncommon and weird fetishes. But even I CAN'T fap to this.

Seriously. Who has a death fetish. Who does that.
 
2013-08-07 08:31:43 PM  
pl.memgenerator.pl
 
2013-08-07 08:32:46 PM  

hardinparamedic: You know, I'm into some pretty uncommon and weird fetishes. But even I CAN'T fap to this.

Seriously. Who has a death fetish. Who does that.


Are you watching Shark Week this week? Have you SEEN some of the stuff they're showing?
 
2013-08-07 08:36:41 PM  
While it's clearly a series of screen shots from Lethal Injection, I'm a bit disappointed.  The storyline and overall plot that's so essential to the Lethal Injection series, didn't really pick up until the end of Lethal Injection 2, and wasn't fully fleshed out until the pinnacle of the series, Lethal Injection 4.  They could have at least taken caps from the "cheese" scen in Lethal Injection 3, you know a scene that people actually know and have heard of.
 
2013-08-07 08:38:51 PM  
How is this porn?
 
2013-08-07 08:38:58 PM  

hardinparamedic: You know, I'm into some pretty uncommon and weird fetishes. But even I CAN'T fap to this.

Seriously. Who has a death fetish. Who does that.


.......challenge accepted.
 
2013-08-07 08:39:02 PM  

hardinparamedic: Seriously. Who has a death fetish. Who does that.


resources.bplondon.org
 
2013-08-07 08:39:46 PM  
Wonder how much Rhino Horn powder they will snort while looking at these pics?
 
2013-08-07 08:43:04 PM  
Aaaaaaand that's enough internet for today.
 
2013-08-07 08:44:03 PM  
From the porn label in the headline and the film title "Lethal Injection", I wouldn't have expected an arm to be the place where the injecting happens.

Also, the Daily Fail is making fun of inaccuracy in another publication?
If that isn't a kinda kinky case of media auto-eroticism..
 
2013-08-07 08:44:27 PM  

hardinparamedic: You know, I'm into some pretty uncommon and weird fetishes. But even I CAN'T fap to this.

Seriously. Who has a death fetish. Who does that.


One reason I stopped playing around in Second Life was the prevalence of death fetish play areas in adult regions that served the kink community.

/That was before they started requiring ID to access adult areas, I bet the death fetishists LOVED that.
 
2013-08-07 08:45:44 PM  
Well it is daily mail but China does have a habit of making these blunders like when they took the onion seriously.
 
2013-08-07 08:46:58 PM  
Silly Chinese.

Had this been an actual American execution, the executioner would have been wearing a cowboy hat.
 
2013-08-07 08:47:56 PM  
An execution channel on tv. I gotta call the cable company.
 
2013-08-07 08:48:06 PM  
I was expecting the Chinese to release photo stills from "Hostel".
 
2013-08-07 08:50:54 PM  
imageshack.us
/the Daily Fail criticizing another newspaper for running any old propaganda horseshiat completely unverified is the funniest thing I've seen all day
 
2013-08-07 08:54:04 PM  
what next, their military propaganda movies actually feature clips from Top Gun?!
 
2013-08-07 08:59:51 PM  

gweilo8888: [imageshack.us image 400x311]
/the Daily Fail criticizing another newspaper for running any old propaganda horseshiat completely unverified is the funniest thing I've seen all day


This
 
2013-08-07 09:00:12 PM  
And we give away all our manufacturing jobs to these goddamn hypocritical weaselly little clones.
China criticizing US death penalty. Riiiight.


Sent from my Apple iPhone 4
 
2013-08-07 09:00:40 PM  
So Communist propaganda and Fox News have similar levels of journalistic competence.
 
2013-08-07 09:00:56 PM  
I talked to a Chinese dude about this a few days ago and he said no one really took it seriously.
They have the internet, and even with the firewall they have enough info to know better.
 
2013-08-07 09:01:58 PM  
That article goes completely Wikipedia copy pasta toward the end.
 
2013-08-07 09:02:18 PM  
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-08-07 09:02:32 PM  
Xinhua always gets the statistics and facts wrong when it comes to the West. They claimed years ago that 90-something percent of Americans executed in the US were black and that it's done based upon race.
 
2013-08-07 09:03:04 PM  
Convicted criminals in China can be put to death for 55 capital crimes, ranging from theft to crimes against the state.

Translation: They can execute you for any reason or no reason
 
2013-08-07 09:05:20 PM  
bojon:
An execution channel on tv. I gotta call the cable company.

Long live the new flesh.

whatculture.com
 
2013-08-07 09:06:35 PM  
Well, now we know where North Korea gets it's penchant for wildly exaggerated headlines and rhetoric.

After all, Communist China pushed Korea into a civil war ages ago, supplied them with weapons, military experts and the occasional brigade of Chinese Soldiers. The end result was what we've got today: a brain dead leader followed by equally brain dead military thugs.

China needs to publish images of the sanctioned beheadings in the middle east. That usually consists if two robed buggers accompanying a heavily drugged, tied up prisoner outside on his knees in the dirt. One takes out a knife about the size of a dagger and slits his throat, then holds him up by the hair as he calmly pokes around with the blade, slicing tendons and ligaments free.

Then he slices the jugular and lets the guy flop onto the ground and stands clear as he bleeds out in spurts. When that's done, he grabs the prisoner by the hair and proceeds to calmly disarticulate the skull from the spine, slices through the rest of the muscles and the head pops off.

He sets it on the ground several feet away and poses for the official photo.

The executioners seem about as excited about it all as killing a goat for supper.

Now stoning of women is less messy, but also less humane.

See, no drugs.

They bury the victim up to her chest in dirt, hands tied so she can't move then a group of men lob medium sized stones at her until she's unconscious. Stones can't be too big or too small. The punishment can't be too quick or too long. It can take several hits before the prisoner falls unconscious and it tends to be a tad bloody. Stoning keeps up until the skull is reduced to bloody pulp and the brain hemorrhages and dies.

Nice, simple, humane punishment.
Now Russia had a special way to execute State Criminals. They were never told when they were to die. They kind of got the idea when they were moved to an isolated cell with a big drain in the floor, usually a single chair and several ports in all of the walls. No drugs are administered.

At any time, within 24 hours, a guard would stick a rifle in a port and put a bullet through the prisoners head.

The death would be confirmed. The body removed and the cell sluiced down with a hose to clean everything up. Thusly, the need for the large drain.

The random executioner might not get his orders for several hours after the prisoner has been in place, giving the condemned ample time to become anxious.

Chicatello (?) the infamous Russian child killer/cannibal was executed that way. I think he sat in the cell for around 10 hours.
 
2013-08-07 09:07:19 PM  
I think the Chinese have found my special videos.
 
2013-08-07 09:09:06 PM  
Well it *kinda* looks like an execution if you squint real hard...

/bad person...
 
2013-08-07 09:09:09 PM  

SirEattonHogg: bojon:
An execution channel on tv. I gotta call the cable company.

Long live the new flesh.

[whatculture.com image 649x350]


Careful... it bites.
 
2013-08-07 09:13:51 PM  
So the featured partner bullshiat is getting larger?

/end threadjack
 
2013-08-07 09:14:27 PM  
if you are at all familiar with the dresden dolls then you know how awesome amanda palmer is.  she wrote a song about the daily mail's attempt to embarrass her in an article about her boobie falling out of her shirt.   the video is awesome,  and has a nice surprise in it toward the end of the song.   she rocks.
http://boingboing.net/2013/08/01/amanda-palmer-dear-daily-ma.html
 
2013-08-07 09:14:44 PM  
Rik01: (snip)

i3.kym-cdn.com

/kidding
 
2013-08-07 09:21:04 PM  
Execution porn? Is that a thing?
 
2013-08-07 09:21:52 PM  
 
2013-08-07 09:24:16 PM  

Anne.Uumellmahaye: Execution porn? Is that a thing?


Two words: snuff films

/two more words: guro porn
//internet is a scary place
 
2013-08-07 09:24:23 PM  

crackwhore: and has a nice surprise in it toward the end of the song.


Amanda Palmer being naked isn't a surprise. It is expected. And dull.
 
2013-08-07 09:26:18 PM  

ultraholland: what next, their military propaganda movies actually feature clips from Top Gun?!


They've already tried http://gizmodo.com/5745307/did-china-try-to-pass-off-top-gun-as-air-f o rce-footage
 
2013-08-07 09:29:23 PM  

Anne.Uumellmahaye: Execution porn? Is that a thing?


Rule 34: No exceptions
 
2013-08-07 09:34:42 PM  
You know what is horrifing? the new ad-bar within the fark page. Thanks to Chrome, all i see is white space, but its still a nightmare.
 
2013-08-07 09:38:17 PM  
So he fixes the lethal injection machine?
 
2013-08-07 09:42:40 PM  

snake_beater: Anne.Uumellmahaye: Execution porn? Is that a thing?

Two words: snuff films

/two more words: guro porn
//internet is a scary place


Why do you even know this???
 
2013-08-07 09:44:06 PM  

hardinparamedic: You know, I'm into some pretty uncommon and weird fetishes. But even I CAN'T fap to this.

Seriously. Who has a death fetish. Who does that.


I'm a worse person for knowing this exists now.
 
2013-08-07 09:44:56 PM  

fusillade762: So he fixes the lethal injection machine?


That's not how my videos start.
 
2013-08-07 09:48:57 PM  
I would have thought that they would have figured out it was porn when after the woman appeared to have died from the injection two men wearing leather bondage mask and latex body suits with their junk hanging out walk in the room and proceeded to DP her lifeless corpse. Unless they thought that is what happens in a Western execution.
 
2013-08-07 09:49:10 PM  
www.troll.me
 
2013-08-07 09:50:10 PM  
Oh. I thought by "lethal injection" they meant full penetration by an STD-laden Kid Rock.

/wasn't gonna click on THAT link
/not clicking on this one either
 
2013-08-07 09:57:24 PM  
Just wait until they find out about the horrible floggings that prisoners suffer in US dungeons.
 
2013-08-07 09:59:53 PM  
Baby steps people.

Hopefully this will open the door for "Guy defiantly standing in front of a tank" porn.
 
2013-08-07 10:00:21 PM  

ongbok: I would have thought that they would have figured out it was porn when after the woman appeared to have died from the injection two men wearing leather bondage mask and latex body suits with their junk hanging out walk in the room and proceeded to DP her lifeless corpse. Unless they thought that is what happens in a Western execution.


I thought that was what happens in a Japanese execution.
 
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