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(The Raw Story)   If you're a judge, the best way to deal with an unruly defendant is A. Ask the bailiff to restrain him B. Remove him from the courtroom or C. Make a gimp suit out of duct tape and force him to wear it   (rawstory.com) divider line 30
    More: Strange, Louie Gohmert, Maj. Nidal Hasan, Texas, workplace violence, courtroom, gimp suit  
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2013-08-07 04:39:48 PM
BRING OUT THE GIMP
 
2013-08-07 05:06:47 PM
I think the Gimp is sleeping.
 
2013-08-07 05:07:10 PM
How is that even legal?!
 
2013-08-07 05:07:48 PM
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KINKY......
 
2013-08-07 05:08:13 PM
Louis Gohmert was allowed to sit in judgment of human beings?  This was not some sort of animal court?
 
2013-08-07 05:08:25 PM
This is exactly what republicans want from their elected officials.

Until libs understand this, there is no asparagus to asperiage.
 
2013-08-07 05:09:44 PM
Gohmert: Intellectual Giant
 
2013-08-07 05:18:28 PM

JolobinSmokin: This is exactly what republicans want from their elected officials.

Until libs understand this, there is no asparagus to asperiage.


Didn't get this. Did some Googling. Now I do. Man he's hilarious!
 
2013-08-07 05:24:56 PM
As a defense attorney, I have had numerous cases where this would have been helpful.  Most of the times clients speak in court they end up saying something stupid no matter how you warn or prepare them.
 
2013-08-07 05:28:28 PM
That is awesome. 3 chances to shut your mouth or it is taped shut. More greatness from Gohmert.
 
2013-08-07 05:34:24 PM
During a discussion about the trial of Fort Hood shooter Maj. Nidal Hasan, Gohmert told Fox News host Sean Hannity that President Barack Obama had made the country less safe by allowing the crime to be classified as workplace violence and also by temporarily closing embassies in the Middle East in response to a possible terrorist threat.

OH, FFS!

If he hadn't closed anything, and there had been an attack, these are the same assholes who would be biatching up a farking storm. I'm sick of everyone in the GOP, you are nothing but a bunch of moronic douchebags. At least, I used to have some things I could agree with you imbeciles on, but you're just turning into a sideshow at this point.
 
2013-08-07 05:36:33 PM

Talula Does the Hula From Hawaii: How is that even legal?!


It's pretty well not, which is why this is a Fark thread.
 
2013-08-07 05:36:39 PM
Holy shiat, that lunatic was a judge?  Of live human beings?  One more strike against Texas' "We do America right" slogan.
 
2013-08-07 05:37:06 PM
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Judge Jamie?
 
2013-08-07 05:53:21 PM

ps69: Louis Gohmert was allowed to sit in judgment of human beings?  This was not some sort of animal court?


I guess he could do less damage in the House than sitting on the bench.
 
2013-08-07 06:30:53 PM
Wow, that guy can really bring the derp.
 
2013-08-07 06:37:16 PM
Was the shock belt in the shop?
 
2013-08-07 06:46:48 PM
Hoping he's making this up.
 
2013-08-07 06:49:43 PM

Satanic_Hamster: Hoping he's making this up.


Why?

The asshole defendant's right of confrontation can't be violated, and yet he must be restrained in order to conduct the court's business.

It happens all the time.

The shock belt is quite real.

/and very used looking.....
 
2013-08-07 07:14:37 PM

Fart_Machine: ps69: Louis Gohmert was allowed to sit in judgment of human beings?  This was not some sort of animal court?

I guess he could do less damage in the House than sitting on the bench.


How about the Senate?

http://www.nationalreview.com/corner/355274/texas-tea-partiers-gunni ng -gohmert-primary-cornyn-betsy-woodruff

The voices in his head have told him "No" for now, but who knows when those wild and crazy voices will have a change of heart?
 
2013-08-07 07:26:41 PM
In before whacking his pee pee?!
 
2013-08-07 07:33:43 PM
Though your brother's bound and gagged and they've chained him to a chair
Won't you please come to Chicago just to sing...
 
2013-08-07 08:27:07 PM

theknuckler_33: Wow, that guy can really bring the derp.


I think at this point it's safe to say he can only bring the derp.
 
2013-08-07 08:45:20 PM
(A) and (C) aren't exactly incompatible.
 
2013-08-07 09:53:06 PM
well this didn't happen at all.
 
2013-08-07 11:17:06 PM
That idiot farkface conservative retard was a JUDGE? Fark me sideways.
 
2013-08-07 11:28:51 PM

yeegrek: Fart_Machine: ps69: Louis Gohmert was allowed to sit in judgment of human beings?  This was not some sort of animal court?

I guess he could do less damage in the House than sitting on the bench.

How about the Senate?

http://www.nationalreview.com/corner/355274/texas-tea-partiers-gunni ng -gohmert-primary-cornyn-betsy-woodruff

The voices in his head have told him "No" for now, but who knows when those wild and crazy voices will have a change of heart?


Is Texas even that crazy?
 
2013-08-08 12:06:37 AM
Gohmert's brain is in a duct tape gimp suit.
 
2013-08-08 01:35:23 AM
Am I the only one here who remembers the Chicago Eight trial?
 
2013-08-08 04:30:37 AM
Look, obviously the defendant was secretly into BDSM, and Gohmert was just trying to help him out. Happens all the time, I'm sure.
 
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