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2013-08-07 05:22:27 PM
Wow, that's a lot of hosp--...

Eh... nevermind.
 
2013-08-07 05:27:38 PM
Brazilians, nurses and sponge baths
 
2013-08-07 05:29:24 PM

asynchron: Wow, that's a lot of hosp--...

Eh... nevermind.


No, no, it's still way too many hospitals.
 
2013-08-07 06:03:01 PM

Hector Remarkable: asynchron: Wow, that's a lot of hosp--...

Eh... nevermind.

No, no, it's still way too many hospitals.


How many hospitals does that convert to in metric?
 
2013-08-07 06:08:31 PM

dallylamma: Hector Remarkable: asynchron: Wow, that's a lot of hosp--...

Eh... nevermind.

No, no, it's still way too many hospitals.

How many hospitals does that convert to in metric?


A hogshead long acre.
 
2013-08-07 06:14:59 PM

AbiNormal: dallylamma: Hector Remarkable: asynchron: Wow, that's a lot of hosp--...

Eh... nevermind.

No, no, it's still way too many hospitals.

How many hospitals does that convert to in metric?

A hogshead long acre.


No, it's in the southern hemisphere, so it would be the reverse. Just stand on your head and start counting them and you'll see what I mean.
 
2013-08-07 06:20:15 PM

Hector Remarkable: AbiNormal: dallylamma: Hector Remarkable: asynchron: Wow, that's a lot of hosp--...

Eh... nevermind.

No, no, it's still way too many hospitals.

How many hospitals does that convert to in metric?

A hogshead long acre.

No, it's in the southern hemisphere, so it would be the reverse. Just stand on your head and start counting them and you'll see what I mean.


No, it just means that the hospitals circle in the opposite direction.
 
2013-08-07 07:07:45 PM

Hector Remarkable: AbiNormal: dallylamma: Hector Remarkable: asynchron: Wow, that's a lot of hosp--...

Eh... nevermind.

No, no, it's still way too many hospitals.

How many hospitals does that convert to in metric?

A hogshead long acre.

No, it's in the southern hemisphere, so it would be the reverse. Just stand on your head and start counting them and you'll see what I mean.


Damn it! I've been making that mistake since preschool.
 
2013-08-07 08:17:44 PM

Cybernetic: Hector Remarkable: AbiNormal: dallylamma: Hector Remarkable: asynchron: Wow, that's a lot of hosp--...

Eh... nevermind.

No, no, it's still way too many hospitals.

How many hospitals does that convert to in metric?

A hogshead long acre.

No, it's in the southern hemisphere, so it would be the reverse. Just stand on your head and start counting them and you'll see what I mean.

No, it just means that the hospitals circle in the opposite direction.


That's just a myth. Only Santa's toilet bowl at the North Pole goes in the opposite direction. Look, try this - get a map, and find the little round thing with arrows pointing out of it that says 'Rand McNally'. If you keep one finger on that little spot, your other finger will turn in circles on the map like a Ouija board, pointing out all hospitals in Brazil. Set aside some time; there's a lot of them.
 
2013-08-07 08:18:29 PM

AbiNormal: Hector Remarkable: AbiNormal: dallylamma: Hector Remarkable: asynchron: Wow, that's a lot of hosp--...

Eh... nevermind.

No, no, it's still way too many hospitals.

How many hospitals does that convert to in metric?

A hogshead long acre.

No, it's in the southern hemisphere, so it would be the reverse. Just stand on your head and start counting them and you'll see what I mean.

Damn it! I've been making that mistake since preschool.


Yes, you have, and your mother is very ashamed.
 
2013-08-07 09:11:35 PM

Hector Remarkable: AbiNormal: Hector Remarkable: AbiNormal: dallylamma: Hector Remarkable: asynchron: Wow, that's a lot of hosp--...

Eh... nevermind.

No, no, it's still way too many hospitals.

How many hospitals does that convert to in metric?

A hogshead long acre.

No, it's in the southern hemisphere, so it would be the reverse. Just stand on your head and start counting them and you'll see what I mean.

Damn it! I've been making that mistake since preschool.

Yes, you have, and your mother is very ashamed.


Please don't tell anyone.
 
2013-08-07 10:22:31 PM

AbiNormal: Hector Remarkable: AbiNormal: Hector Remarkable: AbiNormal: dallylamma: Hector Remarkable: asynchron: Wow, that's a lot of hosp--...

Eh... nevermind.

No, no, it's still way too many hospitals.

How many hospitals does that convert to in metric?

A hogshead long acre.

No, it's in the southern hemisphere, so it would be the reverse. Just stand on your head and start counting them and you'll see what I mean.

Damn it! I've been making that mistake since preschool.

Yes, you have, and your mother is very ashamed.

Please don't tell anyone.


Well, okay. It's just between you, me, and Drew Curtis (He's your real father).
 
2013-08-08 08:19:04 AM
If this were in the US, his insurance company would have stopped paying and had him dumped behind the 7-11 44 years ago.
 
2013-08-08 03:54:27 PM

Hector Remarkable: AbiNormal: Hector Remarkable: AbiNormal: Hector Remarkable: AbiNormal: dallylamma: Hector Remarkable: asynchron: Wow, that's a lot of hosp--...

Eh... nevermind.

No, no, it's still way too many hospitals.

How many hospitals does that convert to in metric?

A hogshead long acre.

No, it's in the southern hemisphere, so it would be the reverse. Just stand on your head and start counting them and you'll see what I mean.

Damn it! I've been making that mistake since preschool.

Yes, you have, and your mother is very ashamed.

Please don't tell anyone.

Well, okay. It's just between you, me, and Drew Curtis (He's your real father).


I thought it was -fb?
 
2013-08-08 11:21:07 PM
 
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