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(E! Online)   Oh, no. But I was really hoping to get some Ke$ha penis jewelry for my parents' anniversary   (eonline.com) divider line 32
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2013-08-07 06:15:16 PM
cdn2.gossipcenter.com
 
2013-08-07 06:16:54 PM
www.wearysloth.com
 
2013-08-07 06:21:45 PM
The collection of bracelets, earrings, necklaces and rings, is handcrafted in Alchemia 'zero karat gold'...

WTF is "zero karat gold"? Is this the shiat that Glenn Beck is constantly peddling?
 
2013-08-07 06:27:35 PM
Never mind, found it:
Alchemía, (pronounced al-KHEM-ee-uh), is inspired by the ancient mythical craft of transforming lesser metals into gold. Similarly, Alchemía fuses a secret blend of elements that when combined simulate the look and feel of 18K gold. This alloy is nickel-free, lead-free and a cost effective alternative to precious metals.

In other words, fake shiat. For up to $600.
 
2013-08-07 06:31:24 PM
'zero karat gold'
funnyasduck.net
 
2013-08-07 06:39:47 PM
Dammit. And my birthday is later this month :(
 
2013-08-07 06:45:58 PM
Yeah but do they smell like Kesha?
 
2013-08-07 06:49:29 PM

Bslim: Yeah but do they smell like Kesha?


There are plants whose flowers smell like someone took a giant bowel movement into a blender and added a rotting animal corpse that's been sitting out in the sun to fester for days, mixed that together and sprayed it into the ass of a skunk that then sprays the ass-juice and it's own personal musk into a vat of putrid eggs and cheese.

So what I'm saying is, it wouldn't be that hard to make jewelry that smelled like Kesha.
 
2013-08-07 06:58:25 PM
Kesha and Beiber should totally hook up. Then we could save money by using one drone strike to take them both out.
 
2013-08-07 06:59:49 PM
Ke$ha's a really clever troll, right? She's making a fortune just playing Dumb Skank Writ Large? Right?
 
2013-08-07 07:04:19 PM

Anonymous Bosch: Ke$ha's a really clever troll, right? She's making a fortune just playing Dumb Skank Writ Large? Right?


Have heard that's the case. She's skanking all the way to the bank.
 
2013-08-07 07:11:01 PM
I'd penis Kei$ha


i'd penis just about anything
 
2013-08-07 07:15:03 PM
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-08-07 07:19:12 PM
http://youtu.be/7ZWaWrvJ7nA  Still the only Kesha I will listen to...
 
2013-08-07 07:21:47 PM
She's the worst thing since Elvis Presley, though she's not the first queen of controversy
 
2013-08-07 07:48:30 PM

LewDux: She's the worst thing since Elvis Presley, though she's not the first queen of controversy


Are you trying to suggest that she is doing black music so selfishly, perhaps in an effort to make herself wealthy?
 
2013-08-07 08:06:12 PM

Leo Bloom's Freakout: LewDux: She's the worst thing since Elvis Presley, though she's not the first queen of controversy

Are you trying to suggest that she is doing black music so selfishly, perhaps in an effort to make herself wealthy?


That just might be a workable concept.
 
2013-08-07 08:17:03 PM

MrHappyRotter: Bslim: Yeah but do they smell like Kesha?

There are plants whose flowers smell like someone took a giant bowel movement into a blender and added a rotting animal corpse that's been sitting out in the sun to fester for days, mixed that together and sprayed it into the ass of a skunk that then sprays the ass-juice and it's own personal musk into a vat of putrid eggs and cheese.

So what I'm saying is, it wouldn't be that hard to make jewelry that smelled like Kesha.


fark that, Durian makes a fruit that smells like Kirstie Alley swamp ass juice mixed with Travolta cum.  It looks like hairy ballsack to boot:

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2013-08-07 10:09:16 PM
Who wants jewelry that has been in Ke$ha's penis?
 
2013-08-07 10:29:46 PM
LEAVE KE$HA ALONE!!!!!

/ya no really I like her music
 
2013-08-07 10:39:57 PM
FTFA: Constant updates-

NEWS: Ke$ha says you will rarely find her wearing pants
NEWS: Ke$ha doesn't regret drinking her own urine
PHOTOS: See our Shark Week shopping guide

WTF?
 
2013-08-07 11:24:06 PM

Por que tan serioso: Leo Bloom's Freakout: LewDux: She's the worst thing since Elvis Presley, though she's not the first queen of controversy

Are you trying to suggest that she is doing black music so selfishly, perhaps in an effort to make herself wealthy?

That just might be a workable concept.


Maybe we should let her be, and let she be she.
 
2013-08-07 11:38:36 PM

PizzaJedi81: Por que tan serioso: Leo Bloom's Freakout: LewDux: She's the worst thing since Elvis Presley, though she's not the first queen of controversy

Are you trying to suggest that she is doing black music so selfishly, perhaps in an effort to make herself wealthy?

That just might be a workable concept.

Maybe we should let her be, and let she be she.


Pizzajedi!!!! Where you been?
/if you know what I mean.
//and I think you do.
///big fan of pizzajedi's work
////if you know what I mean....
 
2013-08-07 11:42:13 PM

Por que tan serioso: PizzaJedi81: Por que tan serioso: Leo Bloom's Freakout: LewDux: She's the worst thing since Elvis Presley, though she's not the first queen of controversy

Are you trying to suggest that she is doing black music so selfishly, perhaps in an effort to make herself wealthy?

That just might be a workable concept.

Maybe we should let her be, and let she be she.

Pizzajedi!!!! Where you been?
/if you know what I mean.
//and I think you do.
///big fan of pizzajedi's work
////if you know what I mean....


Been around. Between work and home, don't post as much as I'd like, and probably far too much for some people.
 
2013-08-07 11:50:28 PM

PizzaJedi81: Por que tan serioso: PizzaJedi81: Por que tan serioso: Leo Bloom's Freakout: LewDux: She's the worst thing since Elvis Presley, though she's not the first queen of controversy

Are you trying to suggest that she is doing black music so selfishly, perhaps in an effort to make herself wealthy?

That just might be a workable concept.

Maybe we should let her be, and let she be she.

Pizzajedi!!!! Where you been?
/if you know what I mean.
//and I think you do.
///big fan of pizzajedi's work
////if you know what I mean....

Been around. Between work and home, don't post as much as I'd like, and probably far too much for some people.


Fark them.
I for one get hearty chuckles
 
2013-08-07 11:57:56 PM
Nobody owns if you know what I mean like PJ. For me its fully into you sound fat territory. Always gets me. Thanks for the laughs funnyman.
 
2013-08-08 12:07:52 AM

Por que tan serioso: Nobody owns if you know what I mean like PJ. For me its fully into you sound fat territory. Always gets me. Thanks for the laughs funnyman.

24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-08-08 01:19:10 AM

PizzaJedi81: Por que tan serioso: PizzaJedi81: Por que tan serioso: Leo Bloom's Freakout: LewDux: She's the worst thing since Elvis Presley, though she's not the first queen of controversy

Are you trying to suggest that she is doing black music so selfishly, perhaps in an effort to make herself wealthy?

That just might be a workable concept.

Maybe we should let her be, and let she be she.

Pizzajedi!!!! Where you been?
/if you know what I mean.
//and I think you do.
///big fan of pizzajedi's work
////if you know what I mean....

Been around. Between work and home, don't post as much as I'd like, and probably far too much for some people.


Speaking of Farkers who haven't been around, where's Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener been?

/I hope he didn't die
 
2013-08-08 02:19:35 AM

B.L.Z. Bub: PizzaJedi81: Por que tan serioso: PizzaJedi81: Por que tan serioso: Leo Bloom's Freakout: LewDux: She's the worst thing since Elvis Presley, though she's not the first queen of controversy

Are you trying to suggest that she is doing black music so selfishly, perhaps in an effort to make herself wealthy?

That just might be a workable concept.

Maybe we should let her be, and let she be she.

Pizzajedi!!!! Where you been?
/if you know what I mean.
//and I think you do.
///big fan of pizzajedi's work
////if you know what I mean....

Been around. Between work and home, don't post as much as I'd like, and probably far too much for some people.

Speaking of Farkers who haven't been around, where's Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener been?

/I hope he didn't die


Good question. I haven't seen any pocket ninja either. Must be using their alts.
 
2013-08-08 07:58:44 AM
She claims she had sex with a ghost. So yeah...
 
2013-08-08 09:37:21 AM

abhorrent1: She claims she had sex with a ghost. So yeah...


Well, that was metaphoric...see, I hadn't been outside in a long, LONG time...
 
2013-08-08 12:16:45 PM

abhorrent1: She claims she had sex with a ghost. So yeah...


So did Ray Stantz
 
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