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2013-08-07 09:21:32 AM  
Heheh... nice. Though it seems they didn't have to do that on porpoise. :D
 
2013-08-07 09:21:43 AM  
25.media.tumblr.com

/I don't get it
 
2013-08-07 09:22:37 AM  
It's too early for this shiat. What are we looking for?
 
2013-08-07 09:26:14 AM  

mamoru: Heheh... nice. Though it seems they didn't have to do that on porpoise. :D


Nah, it was just for the Halibut.
 
2013-08-07 09:28:39 AM  
BWAAHHAAAHAA DA HEDLINES FUNNEE CUZ FISHIES AR GOIN EXTEEKT HA HA HA oh wait...
 
2013-08-07 09:28:40 AM  
[cetacean needed] would also be a good two-word summary for Star Trek IV.
 
2013-08-07 09:31:19 AM  

ThatGuyGreg: It's too early for this shiat. What are we looking for?


Wait, I found it. Underneath the Rorquals category.
 
2013-08-07 09:35:02 AM  
Seems they couldn't find the Right Whale.
 
2013-08-07 09:38:30 AM  

BunkoSquad: [cetacean needed] would also be a good two-word summary for Star Trek IV.


I kind of dig a slightly longer summary in the Wikipedia style: "Time travel is possible[Cetacean Needed]"
 
2013-08-07 09:48:43 AM  
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-08-07 10:20:21 AM  

the_rev: mamoru: Heheh... nice. Though it seems they didn't have to do that on porpoise. :D

Nah, it was just for the Halibut.


No more puns, please, I've got a Haddock
 
2013-08-07 10:27:46 AM  

Ennuipoet: the_rev: mamoru: Heheh... nice. Though it seems they didn't have to do that on porpoise. :D

Nah, it was just for the Halibut.

No more puns, please, I've got a Haddock


Just tuna it out.
 
2013-08-07 10:58:42 AM  

the_rev: Ennuipoet: the_rev: mamoru: Heheh... nice. Though it seems they didn't have to do that on porpoise. :D

Nah, it was just for the Halibut.

No more puns, please, I've got a Haddock

Just tuna it out.


i thought it was just a fluke
 
2013-08-07 11:00:25 AM  
www.startrek.com
/23rd century needs them
 
2013-08-07 11:01:14 AM  

scottydoesntknow: [25.media.tumblr.com image 500x300]

/I don't get it


Where they lack a picture of an a specific cetacean for size comparison purposes, they have a note that says "[cetacean needed]" which is a pun on the ubiquitous "[citation needed]" tag on wikipedia.
 
2013-08-07 11:01:38 AM  
Why not Zoidberg?
 
2013-08-07 11:05:11 AM  
Someone should edit this:
upload.wikimedia.org

to this:

i589.photobucket.com
 
2013-08-07 11:12:47 AM  

Towermonkey: Why not Zoidberg?


cetacean needed, not crustacean needed.
 
2013-08-07 11:14:49 AM  

Dead for Tax Reasons: the_rev: Ennuipoet: the_rev: mamoru: Heheh... nice. Though it seems they didn't have to do that on porpoise. :D

Nah, it was just for the Halibut.

No more puns, please, I've got a Haddock

Just tuna it out.

i thought it was just a fluke


You guys are krilling me!
 
2013-08-07 11:19:52 AM  

PsyLord: [www.startrek.com image 420x229]
/23rd century needs them


They are not the hell your whales.
 
2013-08-07 11:24:49 AM  

ThatGuyGreg: It's too early for this shiat. What are we looking for?


A bowl of petunias.
/subby.
 
2013-08-07 11:28:11 AM  

blacknite: Towermonkey: Why not Zoidberg?

cetacean needed, not crustacean needed.


Oh, yeah, Why Must I Be A Crustacean In Love... not yet enough coffee in system.
 
2013-08-07 11:44:13 AM  
I don't sea. Water you guys going on aboat?
 
2013-08-07 11:46:41 AM  
Honestly, it was fun to read about the animals, and fun to hunt for the (unintentional) joke.

Probably will be the highlight of my day, which I think is kinda depressing, but hey, I have booze stashed at my desk.
 
2013-08-07 11:47:56 AM  
I understand it, I just don't think that it's funny.
 
2013-08-07 11:56:09 AM  
I've blown a seal?
 
2013-08-07 12:00:23 PM  

SecretAgentWoman: Honestly, it was fun to read about the animals, and fun to hunt for the (unintentional) joke.

Probably will be the highlight of my day, which I think is kinda depressing, but hey, I have booze stashed at my desk.


My advice to you is to start drinking heavily.

Wellon Dowd: I understand it, I just don't think that it's funny.


You too.
 
2013-08-07 12:02:34 PM  

Sid_the_sadist: I don't sea. Water you guys going on aboat?


You just got this in my head

i.ytimg.com

I curse you.
 
2013-08-07 12:05:49 PM  

RyansPrivates: Dead for Tax Reasons: the_rev: Ennuipoet: the_rev: mamoru: Heheh... nice. Though it seems they didn't have to do that on porpoise. :D

Nah, it was just for the Halibut.

No more puns, please, I've got a Haddock

Just tuna it out.

i thought it was just a fluke

You guys are krilling me!


You guys are just full to the brim with humor.
 
2013-08-07 12:17:29 PM  
A bunch of crappie puns in this thread.
 
2013-08-07 12:20:51 PM  

Dead for Tax Reasons: the_rev: Ennuipoet: the_rev: mamoru: Heheh... nice. Though it seems they didn't have to do that on porpoise. :D

Nah, it was just for the Halibut.

No more puns, please, I've got a Haddock

Just tuna it out.

i thought it was just a fluke


I'm tired of these puns CUT IT TROUT!
 
2013-08-07 12:23:40 PM  

RyansPrivates: Dead for Tax Reasons: the_rev: Ennuipoet: the_rev: mamoru: Heheh... nice. Though it seems they didn't have to do that on porpoise. :D

Nah, it was just for the Halibut.

No more puns, please, I've got a Haddock

Just tuna it out.

i thought it was just a fluke

You guys are krilling me!


Sorry, I hope you don't have to see a sturgeon.
 
2013-08-07 12:25:53 PM  

PsyLord: Someone should edit this:
[upload.wikimedia.org image 150x55]

to this:

[i589.photobucket.com image 128x95]


The scuba stalker following all the animals was just creepy.
 
2013-08-07 12:26:33 PM  
Why don't all of you just clam up.
 
2013-08-07 12:28:41 PM  

A Leaf in Fall: A bunch of crappie puns in this thread.


I agree. Amago to another thread.
 
2013-08-07 12:45:55 PM  
Y'all are whaling the puns to death.
 
2013-08-07 12:55:22 PM  
The puns in this thread are otterly atrocius!
 
2013-08-07 01:25:51 PM  

cranked: I've blown a seal?


That sardinely sucks.

/Not my plaice to judge.
//But should probably leave personal life out of this.
 
2013-08-07 01:45:45 PM  
Just thinking about cetaceans can sometimes be ichthys.
 
2013-08-07 02:00:23 PM  

cranked: I've blown a seal?


Don't sweat it, I'll just fix the damn thing and leave your private life out of it, Marlin.
 
2013-08-07 04:02:17 PM  

Wellon Dowd: I understand it, I just don't think that it's funny.


I can't take your comment seriously with that as your Fark handle.  It should be up your alley.
 
2013-08-07 04:47:20 PM  

Old Man Winter: Wellon Dowd: I understand it, I just don't think that it's funny.

I can't take your comment seriously with that as your Fark handle.  It should be up your alley.


Well, he's a Pisces , so...
 
2013-08-07 06:11:30 PM  
www.craigdenston.com

RIP
 
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