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(NBC Bay Area)   It's bad enough that people disrupt the restaurant by bringing a six-month-old with them to breakfast, but it's even worse when they can't even be bothered to put on clothes before leaving the house   (nbcbayarea.com) divider line 33
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2013-08-07 08:37:28 AM
I have a hippie friend like that. I hate the way she's raising her kids.
 
2013-08-07 08:39:22 AM
Was it at the Coffee Beaner?
 
2013-08-07 08:41:20 AM
Another "well written" missive from the ranks of "television" "journalism".
Arrest that "writer" for "abuse of a punctuation mark".
 
2013-08-07 08:44:30 AM
I have some cousins who didn't wear clothes on a regular basis until they went to kindergarten.
 
2013-08-07 08:45:14 AM
"Fear" for the child's safety led restaurant customers to "wrestle" the man, 42-year-old John Anthony Ruiz of Los Banos, to the ground. He's now at a medical center where he's receiving "further treatment," the newspaper reported.

My spanish is pretty malo but I recognize "bano" as potty talk. As in "cuarto de baño"
 
2013-08-07 08:46:02 AM
Was his name Dufrane?
 
2013-08-07 08:47:09 AM
I have a receipt for this baby. It's in my pants so you can see my predicament.
 
2013-08-07 08:47:43 AM
If pants are right, I want to be wrong.
 
2013-08-07 08:51:54 AM
The naked man didn't bring the kid, subby.

He just tried to make a take-out order for something not on the regular menu.
 
2013-08-07 08:56:34 AM
Hmmm.... Naked and stealing babies at 10:40 AM... My money's on crack.   How else do you get that bootstrappy at 10:40 unless you've been prepping all night with a crack pipe?
 
2013-08-07 08:57:38 AM

Satanic_Hamster: The naked man didn't bring the kid, subby.

He just tried to make a take-out order for something not on the regular menu.


Veal?
 
2013-08-07 08:58:47 AM
At least teh label on his "Bath Salts" was fairly accurate.

www.mtishows.com
 
2013-08-07 08:58:56 AM
Golf clap
 
2013-08-07 08:59:07 AM
Well...the naked man does only work 2 times out of 3.
 
2013-08-07 08:59:57 AM

PA_Mainy-Yak: Another "well written" missive from the ranks of "television" "journalism".
Arrest that "writer" for "abuse of a punctuation mark".


3.bp.blogspot.com
Maybe they don't "write properly", or have "fancy degrees" from "university"...
 
2013-08-07 09:01:03 AM
Ok, I understand that dinner is a little higher class and it isn't wise to bring you kids to most places during that time (basically, if the place has a kids menu, then it is OK) and lunch is usually for the working crowd so it can be seen as kind of a nuisance (not as much as dinner though).

But breakfast?  I have never been in a place that serves breakfast and think "I shouldn't bring my kids here".  I have never been to a place in the morning to eat that had dim lights and quiet music playing.
 
2013-08-07 09:02:05 AM
Who was he trying to steal it from? There's no mention of anyone shouting "my baby! That nekkid man took my baby!", except that they interviewed the mother.
 
2013-08-07 09:02:32 AM
Crack/meth/coke is a helluva drug.
 
2013-08-07 09:07:03 AM
Something doesn't add up here...
 Headline says he tried to steal the baby, but the last paragraph says that the kid was taken into protective custody after they interviewed the mom. This suggests that the mom left the kid in the care of the man (maybe a boyfriend?) and this wasn't stealing a baby at all. If the man had actually stolen him, why wouldn't they give the kid back to the mom?


Chris Roberts, author of TFA, would fail a Journalism 101 course if he turned this in. I'd be ashamed of myself if I wrote this.
 
2013-08-07 09:07:29 AM
your...headline..subby..um...What?
 
2013-08-07 09:10:31 AM
PCP is the drug that makes people want to get naked, I believe (apparently it makes them feel hot). So my money's on that.
 
2013-08-07 09:21:12 AM

Queensowntalia: PCP is the drug that makes people want to get naked, I believe (apparently it makes them feel hot). So my money's on that.


Agreed, most likely PCP. If it had been bath salts, he would have been trying to eat the baby's face.
 
2013-08-07 09:23:09 AM
They were alerted to the presence of a naked man who was acting odd


Acting odd you say. What was your first clue?
 
2013-08-07 09:43:27 AM

big pig peaches: They were alerted to the presence of a naked man who was acting odd

Acting odd you say. What was your first clue?


He started trying to do MacBeth, but kept mixing in lines from Life of Brian.
 
Skr
2013-08-07 10:13:06 AM
Damned invisibility suit malfunction
 
2013-08-07 10:13:21 AM

sunbelly: Who was he trying to steal it from? There's no mention of anyone shouting "my baby! That nekkid man took my baby!", except that they interviewed the mother.


It was his baby. Article is full of fail.
 
2013-08-07 10:14:02 AM

Mister Buttons: Hmmm.... Naked and stealing babies at 10:40 AM... My money's on crack.   How else do you get that bootstrappy at 10:40 unless you've been prepping all night with a crack pipe?


It was meth. They found it in "his possessions"
 
2013-08-07 10:14:45 AM

Harry Freakstorm: "Fear" for the child's safety led restaurant customers to "wrestle" the man, 42-year-old John Anthony Ruiz of Los Banos, to the ground. He's now at a medical center where he's receiving "further treatment," the newspaper reported.

My spanish is pretty malo but I recognize "bano" as potty talk. As in "cuarto de baño"


It means "the baths" i believe.
 
2013-08-07 11:17:42 AM

o'really: sunbelly: Who was he trying to steal it from? There's no mention of anyone shouting "my baby! That nekkid man took my baby!", except that they interviewed the mother.

It was his baby. Article is full of fail.


And it said they took the baby into custody, after interviewing the mother. So I suspect both were on something.
The article fails as much as Subbys headline for acuracy.
 
2013-08-07 12:32:45 PM
Oh, I fondly recall the days when a pedofork would have the finesse of grooming their mark over many weeks and months before making his move.

Now, we have dumb amateurs just rushing in and grabbing the first kid that they see.

Whatever happened to the romance?
 
2013-08-07 01:26:22 PM

MorteDiem: Queensowntalia: PCP is the drug that makes people want to get naked, I believe (apparently it makes them feel hot). So my money's on that.

Agreed, most likely PCP. If it had been bath salts, he would have been trying to eat the baby's face.


I hear the cheeks are the best part.
 
2013-08-07 02:22:47 PM
"Naked Man Attempts to Steal Baby, Foiled By Restaurant Patrons"

Well that's the problem right there. Wrap a baby in foil and obviously someone is going to think the order is to go.
 
2013-08-08 01:39:34 AM

MadMonk: Was his name Dufrane?


Bush, search party of three. You can eat when you find the Dufranes

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