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(Martinsburg Journal News)   Man rolling around in hotel parking lot: help, help, I'm on fire. Police: Either the fire went out after it burned all your clothes off or you're high as a kite, son   (journal-news.net) divider line 25
    More: Obvious, drug charges, West Virginia State Police, hotel parking lot, Berkeley County, Holiday Inn Express, parking lots  
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2013-08-07 07:39:13 AM
Bath salts?
 
2013-08-07 07:44:51 AM
Traumatic NASCAR accident?
 
2013-08-07 07:52:58 AM
Help me Tom Cruise! Tom Cruise, use your witchcraft on me to get the fire off me!
 
2013-08-07 07:57:28 AM

SlothB77: Bath salts?


"I didn't have bath salts, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express for part of last night"
 
2013-08-07 08:02:40 AM
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2013-08-07 08:45:39 AM
headline is lulzy
 
2013-08-07 09:05:27 AM
somefun.net
 
2013-08-07 09:10:30 AM
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-08-07 09:16:32 AM
FTFA: ...was later arraigned on felony charges of manufacturing crack cocaine...

Richard Pryor is still alive?
 
2013-08-07 09:25:56 AM
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Newman! Fire!
 
2013-08-07 09:26:54 AM
Me, me, me. It's always about me! Help ME! Put ME out! I'M on fire!
 
2013-08-07 09:27:38 AM
The charges seem excessive for the situation.
 
2013-08-07 09:27:54 AM
Cops didn't fill him with holes? Was he white?
 
2013-08-07 09:28:40 AM
Newman was released from the hospital at about 2:47 a.m. and was taken to Eastern Regional Jail to await arraignment. He was later released from custody on $35,000 bail.

Even though you may get high on drugs, lose your clothes and get arrested for rolling around nekkid, you can still come up with $35,000 bail so you have that going for you.
 
2013-08-07 09:29:06 AM
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2013-08-07 09:34:03 AM
Guy just had a bad desire.
 
2013-08-07 09:35:16 AM
He  was
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ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN
ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN
 
2013-08-07 09:40:12 AM

Harry Freakstorm: Newman was released from the hospital at about 2:47 a.m. and was taken to Eastern Regional Jail to await arraignment. He was later released from custody on $35,000 bail.

Even though you may get high on drugs, lose your clothes and get arrested for rolling around nekkid, you can still come up with $35,000 bail so you have that going for you.


Probably a bail bondsmen, only had to put up $3,500...
 
2013-08-07 09:40:37 AM
On the case:

yafh.com
 
2013-08-07 10:08:31 AM
Unavailable for comment:
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2013-08-07 10:13:48 AM
But did it feel like someone took a knife baby edgy and dull and cut a six-inch valley through the middle of his soul?
 
2013-08-07 10:52:28 AM
He probably screwed up and actually used the bath salts in his bath.
 
2013-08-07 11:38:23 AM
Light a man a fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of the day.

Set him on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
 
2013-08-07 12:21:25 PM
Thank you for this headline, little Baby Jesus.
 
2013-08-07 02:12:03 PM

Sybarite: Help me Tom Cruise! Tom Cruise, use your witchcraft on me to get the fire off me!


SmackLT: [stream1.gifsoup.com image 208x160]


skinink: Thank you for this headline, little Baby Jesus.


Came for Ricky Bobby references, was not disappointed.
 
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