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(NPR)   Why do so many people fear clowns? WE ALL FLOAT DOWN HERE. I mean, really, are clowns GOING TO COME FOR YOUR SOUL AND DRIVE YOU MAD WITH TERROR? Or are they just fun circus attractions THAT WILL FEAST UPON YOUR ENTRAILS?   (npr.org ) divider line
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2013-08-07 05:12:33 AM  
3 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-08-07 03:30:53 AM  
3 votes:
i182.photobucket.com
2013-08-07 05:30:10 AM  
2 votes:

GentlemanJ: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJNV4FMpGh8
Not a Rickroll, I promise.


Every time I see these signs (what the hell were they thinking) i think of that creepy song in my head..
s11.postimg.org
Fortunately, they are all becoming Fed Ex now. Somebody in that company must have remembered the Dr Demento show, too,
2013-08-07 03:58:48 AM  
2 votes:
As soon as that camera is off, he's gonna fark that little dog.
2013-08-07 03:49:53 AM  
2 votes:
fc09.deviantart.net
2013-08-07 03:38:56 AM  
2 votes:
Then there are these guys...   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WagY_sq_HoU   (some NSFW language.)
2013-08-07 03:33:11 AM  
2 votes:
i2.listal.com

Now you can laugh yourself to sleep.
2013-08-07 03:25:55 AM  
2 votes:
i182.photobucket.com
2013-08-07 02:30:11 AM  
2 votes:

24.media.tumblr.com

2013-08-07 12:55:25 AM  
2 votes:
Before Cthulhu goes to sleep at night he checks under the bed to make sure this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDWXGcsMTHw isn't there.
2013-08-07 10:08:47 AM  
1 vote:
formerchildactors.com

A clown farked our mother.
2013-08-07 09:30:45 AM  
1 vote:

tamsnod27: mike_d85: They are Cosplay times the square route of Furry.

If that is yours, you sir, are a funny farker!


It is mine, and thank you.
2013-08-07 09:19:34 AM  
1 vote:

durbnpoisn: And I'm not even afraid of clowns.


i.imgur.com
2013-08-07 08:12:20 AM  
1 vote:

CapnPlaty: The root of clown fear is the clown out of context.

A clown in the circus, in a setting where one expects to see one under bright lights and such? Jovial bringer of laughs and good times.

A clown standing in your driveway at 2am, waving at you as you look out your bedroom window with a menacing grin? Pants shiattingly scary.


I know what I'm doing next time I notice my neighbor getting hammered.
2013-08-07 08:11:49 AM  
1 vote:
"It's certainly understandable, although I think at the end of the day, a lot of the fear of clowns actually comes back to the person underneath the makeup.

Unless... there's nothing under the makeup...
2013-08-07 08:08:38 AM  
1 vote:
The root of clown fear is the clown out of context.

A clown in the circus, in a setting where one expects to see one under bright lights and such? Jovial bringer of laughs and good times.

A clown standing in your driveway at 2am, waving at you as you look out your bedroom window with a menacing grin? Pants shiattingly scary.
2013-08-07 07:24:21 AM  
1 vote:
static.neatoshop.com
This should set the kiddies' toilet training back a decade or two
2013-08-07 06:53:01 AM  
1 vote:

starsrift: Being scared of a human in makeup makes as much sense to me as being frightened of women.


You're not?
2013-08-07 06:14:51 AM  
1 vote:
I was a clown briefly. Clowns are very, very weird and I honestly would not trust them.

They are Cosplay times the square route of Furry.
2013-08-07 06:04:19 AM  
1 vote:
1.bp.blogspot.com

So yeah I am pretty much not afraid of anything. Except clowns. Never shared that with the 'fam, so shhh! I do have an image to maintain. I am not really sure where the fear comes from, my mother says it's cause when I was a kid I found a dead clown in the woods. But who knows?
2013-08-07 04:58:54 AM  
1 vote:
Cagey B:

WINNER! GAGNANT!

/not afraid of spiders, but that one is put in the "raze everything" category
2013-08-07 04:24:32 AM  
1 vote:
www.rasiel.com
2013-08-07 04:16:29 AM  
1 vote:
i.imgur.com
2013-08-07 04:00:54 AM  
1 vote:
humorinamerica.files.wordpress.com
Understands.
2013-08-07 03:53:18 AM  
1 vote:
Pennywise approves this message.
2013-08-07 03:33:06 AM  
1 vote:

Cagey B: [i182.photobucket.com image 500x362]


F*CK.

YOU.
2013-08-07 03:26:13 AM  
1 vote:
www.fanboyplanet.com
2013-08-07 01:47:19 AM  
1 vote:
Obligatory:

"To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kind of scary. I've wondered where this started and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus, and a clown killed my dad." - Jack Handey
2013-08-07 01:14:56 AM  
1 vote:
oh you bastards.
2013-08-07 12:48:00 AM  
1 vote:
i1282.photobucket.com

What are you gonna do with those pies, boys?
2013-08-07 12:40:49 AM  
1 vote:
HAHA! I'm watching the evil clown episode of Supernatural RIGHT NOW!!!

/we all float down here
2013-08-07 12:17:21 AM  
1 vote:
www.newzofday.com
Sleep tight, boys and girls
2013-08-07 12:16:34 AM  
1 vote:
24.media.tumblr.com
2013-08-07 12:13:27 AM  
1 vote:
Worse, clowns are going to do all that ... while we sleep.
 
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