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(NPR)   Why do so many people fear clowns? WE ALL FLOAT DOWN HERE. I mean, really, are clowns GOING TO COME FOR YOUR SOUL AND DRIVE YOU MAD WITH TERROR? Or are they just fun circus attractions THAT WILL FEAST UPON YOUR ENTRAILS?   ( divider line
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2013-08-07 07:00:18 AM  
2 votes:
Clowns worry me, but Papa Lazarou actually scares me:
2013-08-07 12:30:39 PM  
1 vote:
What about Shakes the Clown? Bobcat's finest role.
2013-08-07 09:45:42 AM  
1 vote:

Wulfman: needs more sexy clowns

Here you go:

2013-08-07 08:45:31 AM  
1 vote:

mike_d85: They are Cosplay times the square route of Furry.

If that is yours, you sir, are a funny farker!
2013-08-07 08:08:38 AM  
1 vote:
The root of clown fear is the clown out of context.

A clown in the circus, in a setting where one expects to see one under bright lights and such? Jovial bringer of laughs and good times.

A clown standing in your driveway at 2am, waving at you as you look out your bedroom window with a menacing grin? Pants shiattingly scary.
2013-08-07 06:53:01 AM  
1 vote:

starsrift: Being scared of a human in makeup makes as much sense to me as being frightened of women.

You're not?
2013-08-07 06:41:56 AM  
1 vote:
I don't get the clown phobia. Being scared of a human in makeup makes as much sense to me as being frightened of women.
2013-08-07 03:58:48 AM  
1 vote:
As soon as that camera is off, he's gonna fark that little dog.
2013-08-07 03:56:41 AM  
1 vote:
"Warning: The following story may be upsetting to some people."

Seems like the nice thing to do would be to put this above the picture of the angry clown photo...
2013-08-07 03:53:18 AM  
1 vote:
Pennywise approves this message.
2013-08-07 03:49:53 AM  
1 vote:
2013-08-07 03:33:06 AM  
1 vote:

Cagey B: [ image 500x362]


2013-08-07 03:30:53 AM  
1 vote:
2013-08-07 03:25:55 AM  
1 vote:
2013-08-07 12:48:00 AM  
1 vote:

What are you gonna do with those pies, boys?
2013-08-07 12:17:21 AM  
1 vote:
Sleep tight, boys and girls
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