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(NPR)   Why do so many people fear clowns? WE ALL FLOAT DOWN HERE. I mean, really, are clowns GOING TO COME FOR YOUR SOUL AND DRIVE YOU MAD WITH TERROR? Or are they just fun circus attractions THAT WILL FEAST UPON YOUR ENTRAILS?   (npr.org) divider line 96
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2013-08-07 12:13:27 AM
Worse, clowns are going to do all that ... while we sleep.
 
2013-08-07 12:16:34 AM
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2013-08-07 12:17:21 AM
www.newzofday.com
Sleep tight, boys and girls
 
2013-08-07 12:40:49 AM
HAHA! I'm watching the evil clown episode of Supernatural RIGHT NOW!!!

/we all float down here
 
2013-08-07 12:48:00 AM
i1282.photobucket.com

What are you gonna do with those pies, boys?
 
2013-08-07 12:55:25 AM
Before Cthulhu goes to sleep at night he checks under the bed to make sure this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDWXGcsMTHw isn't there.
 
2013-08-07 01:14:56 AM
oh you bastards.
 
2013-08-07 01:27:18 AM
I just finished reading It for the first time, so I'm really not getting a kick...

/beep beep Richie
 
2013-08-07 01:47:19 AM
Obligatory:

"To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kind of scary. I've wondered where this started and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus, and a clown killed my dad." - Jack Handey
 
2013-08-07 02:30:11 AM
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2013-08-07 03:07:35 AM
Clowns violate social barriers by definition.  Meanwhile, when I violate social barriers, it usually involves a felony.  So clowns are felonious by default.

Clowns violate good taste.  Meanwhile, when I violate good taste, it usually involves a felony.  So clowns are a violation of good taste.

Clowns violate all that is good and natural in the universe.  Therefore they compose 99.999999% of the universe.  So be very afraid.
 
2013-08-07 03:25:55 AM
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2013-08-07 03:26:13 AM
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2013-08-07 03:29:41 AM

Mr. Coffee Nerves: Before Cthulhu goes to sleep at night he checks under the bed to make sure this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDWXGcsMTHw isn't there.


no f'n wonder they changed the name
 
2013-08-07 03:30:53 AM
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2013-08-07 03:33:06 AM

Cagey B: [i182.photobucket.com image 500x362]


F*CK.

YOU.
 
2013-08-07 03:33:11 AM
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Now you can laugh yourself to sleep.
 
2013-08-07 03:37:19 AM
came for killer clowns leaving satisfied
 
2013-08-07 03:37:36 AM
I can highly recommend http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2256612/. It's in Dutch but I bet someone has made English subtitles available on the 'net.
 
2013-08-07 03:38:56 AM
Then there are these guys...   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WagY_sq_HoU   (some NSFW language.)
 
2013-08-07 03:39:27 AM
"Nothing" is what's left when Biggles the Dumpster Clown eats your soul.
 
2013-08-07 03:49:53 AM
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2013-08-07 03:53:18 AM
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2013-08-07 03:53:29 AM
My best friend growing up was scared of clowns...so naturally his older step-brothers made him watch IT start to finish.  They also made him watch Child's Play and then locked him in the basement and told him Chucky was down there and going to get him...he's remarkably well adjusted all things considered.
 
2013-08-07 03:56:41 AM
"Warning: The following story may be upsetting to some people."

Seems like the nice thing to do would be to put this above the picture of the angry clown photo...
 
2013-08-07 03:58:48 AM
As soon as that camera is off, he's gonna fark that little dog.
 
2013-08-07 04:00:54 AM
humorinamerica.files.wordpress.com
Understands.
 
2013-08-07 04:16:29 AM
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2013-08-07 04:24:32 AM
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2013-08-07 04:47:34 AM
rape with makeup.
 
2013-08-07 04:58:54 AM

Cagey B:


WINNER! GAGNANT!

/not afraid of spiders, but that one is put in the "raze everything" category
 
2013-08-07 05:09:01 AM
 
2013-08-07 05:12:33 AM
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2013-08-07 05:30:10 AM

GentlemanJ: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJNV4FMpGh8
Not a Rickroll, I promise.


Every time I see these signs (what the hell were they thinking) i think of that creepy song in my head..
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Fortunately, they are all becoming Fed Ex now. Somebody in that company must have remembered the Dr Demento show, too,
 
2013-08-07 05:43:55 AM
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2013-08-07 05:46:33 AM

CavalierEternal:


Truckstop clowns?
 
2013-08-07 06:04:19 AM
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So yeah I am pretty much not afraid of anything. Except clowns. Never shared that with the 'fam, so shhh! I do have an image to maintain. I am not really sure where the fear comes from, my mother says it's cause when I was a kid I found a dead clown in the woods. But who knows?
 
2013-08-07 06:14:51 AM
I was a clown briefly. Clowns are very, very weird and I honestly would not trust them.

They are Cosplay times the square route of Furry.
 
2013-08-07 06:32:36 AM
I'm not afraid of clowns, in fact had sex with a really hot clown?ette once, grease paint and all..  I am terrified of Tim Curry though.
Incidentally, Stitches is a good clown horror-comedy.
 
2013-08-07 06:41:56 AM
I don't get the clown phobia. Being scared of a human in makeup makes as much sense to me as being frightened of women.
 
2013-08-07 06:53:01 AM

starsrift: Being scared of a human in makeup makes as much sense to me as being frightened of women.


You're not?
 
2013-08-07 06:57:29 AM

starsrift: I don't get the clown phobia. Being scared of a human in makeup makes as much sense to me as being frightened of women.


Hence the abject terror they strike into the heart of the Fark community.
 
2013-08-07 06:59:26 AM

Sgygus: starsrift: Being scared of a human in makeup makes as much sense to me as being frightened of women.

You're not?


Only when they come bearing gifts.
 
2013-08-07 07:00:18 AM
Clowns worry me, but Papa Lazarou actually scares me:

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2013-08-07 07:22:32 AM
Of course.  Clowns will  Destroy us all!
 
2013-08-07 07:24:21 AM
static.neatoshop.com
This should set the kiddies' toilet training back a decade or two
 
2013-08-07 07:37:33 AM

Old Man Winter: I'm not afraid of clowns, in fact had sex with a really hot clown?ette once, grease paint and all..  I am terrified of Tim Curry though.
Incidentally, Stitches is a good clown horror-comedy.


Did you Fark her silly?

Also Tim Curry is a pretty scary guy; He and Willem Dafoe. I'd love to see them in a movie together, it would be some pretty creepy shiat.
 
2013-08-07 07:43:31 AM
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Hey kids, I'll crawl in your skin and live there! I'll grind up your bones and snort it like blow!

/Just saying, Willem Dafoe is really creepy.
 
2013-08-07 07:48:36 AM
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2013-08-07 07:50:22 AM
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