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2013-08-07 01:50:57 AM
I think it's funny that some of these Juggalo asswipes think they've turned their Juggalo bullshiat a street gang, but it's hilarious that law enforcement acknowledges them as a gang. A bunch of pasty-white trash meth-addled retards who are otherwise afraid to step outside onto the street without donning clown makeup are now a nation-wide street gang.

FEAR THEM don't laugh don't laugh FEAR THEM
 
2013-08-07 05:30:00 AM
Giles said the meat cleavers, which were very dull and not very sharp, belonged to his brother.

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2013-08-07 06:48:28 AM
Dude's gonna miss The Gathering.
 
2013-08-07 06:50:39 AM
A self-proclaimed Juggalo street gang member was arrested after allegedly attacking a cyclist with a pair of dulled meat cleavers.

His heart was probably in the right place.
 
2013-08-07 07:01:58 AM
Another man claiming to be a Juggalo

Oh he was one, nobody claims that if they're not.
 
2013-08-07 07:03:35 AM
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pic is borrowed
 
2013-08-07 07:09:46 AM
Because there's absolutely no chance of being shot by the cops if the cleavers are dull.
 
2013-08-07 07:11:58 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: A self-proclaimed Juggalo street gang member was arrested after allegedly attacking a cyclist with a pair of dulled meat cleavers.

His heart was probably in the right place.


I am ashamed to say (really!) that my first thought was very similar...
 
2013-08-07 07:15:41 AM

thamike: Giles said the meat cleavers, which were very dull and not very sharp, belonged to his brother.


so the reporter and the cleavers have something in common at least
 
2013-08-07 07:23:41 AM

violentsalvation: I think it's funny that some of these Juggalo asswipes think they've turned their Juggalo bullshiat a street gang, but it's hilarious that law enforcement acknowledges them as a gang. A bunch of pasty-white trash meth-addled retards who are otherwise afraid to step outside onto the street without donning clown makeup are now a nation-wide street gang.

FEAR THEM don't laugh don't laugh FEAR THEM


The FBI classifies them as a gang.  A while ago, ICP and other juggalos were in the news all whiny and butthurt about it.
 
2013-08-07 07:27:34 AM

hamfast gamgee: AverageAmericanGuy: A self-proclaimed Juggalo street gang member was arrested after allegedly attacking a cyclist with a pair of dulled meat cleavers.

His heart was probably in the right place.

I am ashamed to say (really!) that my first thought was very similar...


Does this mean we have to pick sides now?!? Has the great Juggalo/Cyclist war begun?

If so I have the pick cyclists. Woman who exercise often and wear tight biker shorts will always get my support. And someone has to comfort them while the guys are off to war.
 
2013-08-07 07:30:19 AM
They are not nearly as cool as these guys
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2013-08-07 07:31:11 AM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: hamfast gamgee: AverageAmericanGuy: A self-proclaimed Juggalo street gang member was arrested after allegedly attacking a cyclist with a pair of dulled meat cleavers.

His heart was probably in the right place.

I am ashamed to say (really!) that my first thought was very similar...

Does this mean we have to pick sides now?!? Has the great Juggalo/Cyclist war begun?

If so I have the pick cyclists. Woman who exercise often and wear tight biker shorts will always get my support. And someone has to comfort them while the guys are off to war.


Yea I'd much rather have a gang of bicycle riders move in to town than even one or two juggalos.
 
2013-08-07 07:33:23 AM
You have to hack the neck. Hack it good.

/CP argument
 
2013-08-07 07:34:43 AM
Fresh meat
 
2013-08-07 07:39:56 AM
I know a few juggalos. Other than their choice in shiatty music (though I'll admit there are a couple of songs I find amusing), they're not bad people. They'll throw on some clown makeup to go to a concert or for halloween or something, but aside from that, they are fairly normal.

Juggalos arn't a street gang. This isn't like the Latin Kings or the Bloods where you have a ceremony of some sort and you get your ass beat (or dead) if real members find you claiming to be one if you're not. Any ass clown can smear some white on their face, run around with a cleaver and some Faygo and say "I'm a juggalo"

Juggalos are a gang as much as Parrotheads or Deadheads are. There's just more idiot juggalos is all.
 
2013-08-07 07:41:40 AM

MythDragon: idiot juggalos


Is there any other kind?
 
2013-08-07 07:41:55 AM

Farce-Side: violentsalvation: I think it's funny that some of these Juggalo asswipes think they've turned their Juggalo bullshiat a street gang, but it's hilarious that law enforcement acknowledges them as a gang. A bunch of pasty-white trash meth-addled retards who are otherwise afraid to step outside onto the street without donning clown makeup are now a nation-wide street gang.

FEAR THEM don't laugh don't laugh FEAR THEM

The FBI classifies them as a gang.  A while ago, ICP and other juggalos were in the news all whiny and butthurt about it.


Do you think a lot of people would be butthurt if the FBI decided that every self proclaimed fan of Harry Potter was considered a member of a Gang?
 
2013-08-07 07:46:41 AM

BowtoMogul: Farce-Side: violentsalvation: I think it's funny that some of these Juggalo asswipes think they've turned their Juggalo bullshiat a street gang, but it's hilarious that law enforcement acknowledges them as a gang. A bunch of pasty-white trash meth-addled retards who are otherwise afraid to step outside onto the street without donning clown makeup are now a nation-wide street gang.

FEAR THEM don't laugh don't laugh FEAR THEM

The FBI classifies them as a gang.  A while ago, ICP and other juggalos were in the news all whiny and butthurt about it.

Do you think a lot of people would be butthurt if the FBI decided that every self proclaimed fan of Harry Potter was considered a member of a Gang?


Heard many stories of Harry Potter fans committing violent acts and selling drugs, much like a gang would?
 
2013-08-07 07:46:42 AM
www.thephuketnews.com

Gangs and meat cleavers you say.

/hotlinked
 
2013-08-07 07:48:34 AM

Farce-Side: BowtoMogul: Farce-Side: violentsalvation: I think it's funny that some of these Juggalo asswipes think they've turned their Juggalo bullshiat a street gang, but it's hilarious that law enforcement acknowledges them as a gang. A bunch of pasty-white trash meth-addled retards who are otherwise afraid to step outside onto the street without donning clown makeup are now a nation-wide street gang.

FEAR THEM don't laugh don't laugh FEAR THEM

The FBI classifies them as a gang.  A while ago, ICP and other juggalos were in the news all whiny and butthurt about it.

Do you think a lot of people would be butthurt if the FBI decided that every self proclaimed fan of Harry Potter was considered a member of a Gang?

Heard many stories of Harry Potter fans committing violent acts and selling drugs, much like a gang would?


I don't know because nobody is judged negatively for being a fan of Harry Potter and thus it isn't considered part of a news story and never makes the media.
 
2013-08-07 07:52:55 AM
Didn't the ICP find Jesus and redeem their ways or something?  I thought I remembered seeing that somewhere...

/There is an evil clown trifecta in play
 
2013-08-07 07:53:27 AM

BowtoMogul: I don't know because nobody is judged negatively for being a fan of Harry Potter and thus it isn't considered part of a news story and never makes the media.


That's precious.  You keep telling yourself that.
 
2013-08-07 07:56:04 AM

BowtoMogul: Do you think a lot of people would be butthurt if the FBI decided that every self proclaimed fan of Harry Potter was considered a member of a Gang?


I wasn't aware that being a fan of something made automatically indoctrinated you into a gang. Usually it is participating in gang-related activities that makes you considered part of a gang.
 
2013-08-07 07:57:40 AM

RoxtarRyan: BowtoMogul: Do you think a lot of people would be butthurt if the FBI decided that every self proclaimed fan of Harry Potter was considered a member of a Gang?

I wasn't aware that being a fan of something made automatically indoctrinated you into a gang. Usually it is participating in gang-related activities that makes you considered part of a gang.


From what I understand of the FBI's classification, if you are a Juggalo you are a gang member.
 
2013-08-07 08:01:18 AM

BowtoMogul: if you are a Juggalo you are a gang member.


If you associate with a group that celebrates violent acts and drug usage, yea, usually you are a gang member.
 
2013-08-07 08:03:44 AM

Farce-Side: BowtoMogul: if you are a Juggalo you are a gang member.

If you associate with a group that celebrates violent acts and drug usage, yea, usually you are a gang member.


Define "associate"
 
2013-08-07 08:05:11 AM

RoxtarRyan: BowtoMogul: Do you think a lot of people would be butthurt if the FBI decided that every self proclaimed fan of Harry Potter was considered a member of a Gang?

I wasn't aware that being a fan of something made automatically indoctrinated you into a gang. Usually it is participating in gang-related activities that makes you considered part of a gang.


There are normally very extended processes that are very difficult to begin.  Typically, to join an established gang you must be sponsored by an existing member (increasingly difficult as you grow older), you must be generally accepted by the group (think of the pledge votes from Animal House), you must prove loyalty (usually by committing a particularly heinious crime), you usually must earn for the gang by paying some sort of tribute, and some gangs have offical waiting periods (I know the Hell's Angels have a number).

Gangs establish themselves as a system of preservation and do not trust outsiders who follow other sets of established laws.  They need to be certain that a person follows the same ethical code as they do in order to be sure that they will not put the gang in unneccissary danger of police attention, will accept the actions of others in the gang, and will benefit the entire group rather than just themselves.
 
2013-08-07 08:10:56 AM

BowtoMogul: From what I understand of the FBI's classification, if you are a Juggalo you are a gang member.


From their website:
Juggalo member
The Juggalos, a loosely-organized hybrid gang, are rapidly expanding into many US communities. Although recognized as a gang in only four states, many Juggalos subsets exhibit gang-like behavior and engage in criminal activity and violence. Law enforcement officials in at least 21 states have identified criminal Juggalo sub-sets, according to NGIC reporting.e


Funny. Nowhere there does it mention anything about music or being a fan of anything.

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2013-08-07 08:12:33 AM

BowtoMogul: Define "associate"


Gotdamn, now I see why this is hard concept for you to grasp.  You're dumb.

Associate: transitive verb; 1. To join as a partner, friend, or companion. 2. To keep company with.  3. To join or connect together.  4. To bring together or into relationship in any of various intangible ways.
 
2013-08-07 08:15:47 AM
They're one step away from being as gay as the "high hats" from the warriors movie.

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2013-08-07 08:17:17 AM
Giles approached and attacked 31-year-old Anthony Castellanos, slicing him twice in the back with a meat cleaver and calling him a snitch.

Metro Police officers located Giles in a front yard a few blocks away from the attack after Castellanos successfully identified him in a photo lineup.



Well he was kind of right.
 
2013-08-07 08:25:04 AM

Farce-Side: BowtoMogul: Define "associate"

Gotdamn, now I see why this is hard concept for you to grasp.  You're dumb.

Associate: transitive verb; 1. To join as a partner, friend, or companion. 2. To keep company with.  3. To join or connect together.  4. To bring together or into relationship in any of various intangible ways.


RoxtarRyan: BowtoMogul: From what I understand of the FBI's classification, if you are a Juggalo you are a gang member.

From their website:
Juggalo member
The Juggalos, a loosely-organized hybrid gang, are rapidly expanding into many US communities. Although recognized as a gang in only four states, many Juggalos subsets exhibit gang-like behavior and engage in criminal activity and violence. Law enforcement officials in at least 21 states have identified criminal Juggalo sub-sets, according to NGIC reporting.e

Funny. Nowhere there does it mention anything about music or being a fan of anything.

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Say I get arrested on a bench warrant for a non-violent offense and happen to be wearing an ICP tshirt with the word Juggalo on it. Some cop decides to do a search in his database for the word "Juggalo" and it comes back as being a possible gang member by the FBI. Now hes probably going to hold me and question me about a myriad of things I know nothing about and he might start making calls to other law enforcement agencies.
Now because I've associated in the loosest sense of the word with ICP my life could be ruined, because some cop might leak to the media that they "caught" a juggalo gang member and a mugshot website takes me picture and plasters it all about. Essentially ruining future job prospects.
And don't try to tell me the police wouldn't do something that dumb because they do worse everyday.

I'm sure you want to tell me that I would deserve it too because I like something that you don't like.
 
2013-08-07 08:25:07 AM

BraveNewCheneyWorld: They're one step away from being as gayer than as the "high hats" from the warriors movie.

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FTFY
 
2013-08-07 08:25:12 AM
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2013-08-07 08:27:00 AM
www.sitcomsonline.com
 
2013-08-07 08:29:13 AM
They call them hatchets, actually.  You see, they're all retards.
 
2013-08-07 08:38:13 AM
Man you Cleavers are dull.  And not very sharp.

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2013-08-07 08:38:44 AM
When I was a kid, guys like this stayed on the farm and were never allowed to roam out of sight.  Especially around the animals.

A time honored tradition of taking care of your own.
 
2013-08-07 08:40:19 AM

BowtoMogul: Farce-Side: BowtoMogul: Define "associate"

Gotdamn, now I see why this is hard concept for you to grasp.  You're dumb.

Associate: transitive verb; 1. To join as a partner, friend, or companion. 2. To keep company with.  3. To join or connect together.  4. To bring together or into relationship in any of various intangible ways.

RoxtarRyan: BowtoMogul: From what I understand of the FBI's classification, if you are a Juggalo you are a gang member.

From their website:
Juggalo member
The Juggalos, a loosely-organized hybrid gang, are rapidly expanding into many US communities. Although recognized as a gang in only four states, many Juggalos subsets exhibit gang-like behavior and engage in criminal activity and violence. Law enforcement officials in at least 21 states have identified criminal Juggalo sub-sets, according to NGIC reporting.e

Funny. Nowhere there does it mention anything about music or being a fan of anything.

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Say I get arrested on a bench warrant for a non-violent offense and happen to be wearing an ICP tshirt with the word Juggalo on it. Some cop decides to do a search in his database for the word "Juggalo" and it comes back as being a possible gang member by the FBI. Now hes probably going to hold me and question me about a myriad of things I know nothing about and he might start making calls to other law enforcement agencies.
Now because I've associated in the loosest sense of the word with ICP my life could be ruined, because some cop might leak to the media that they "caught" a juggalo gang member and a mugshot website takes me picture and plasters it all about. Essentially ruining future job prospects.
And don't try to tell me the police wouldn't do something that dumb because they do worse everyday.

I'm sure you want to tell me that I would deserve it too because I like something that you don't like.


If you get caught wearing an ICP ANYTHING, you deserve all of that and worse and may god have mercy on your soul.
 
2013-08-07 08:42:13 AM

BowtoMogul: Say I get arrested on a bench warrant for a non-violent offense and happen to be wearing an ICP tshirt with the word Juggalo on it. Some cop decides to do a search in his database for the word "Juggalo" and it comes back as being a possible gang member by the FBI. Now hes probably going to hold me and question me about a myriad of things I know nothing about and he might start making calls to other law enforcement agencies.
Now because I've associated in the loosest sense of the word with ICP my life could be ruined, because some cop might leak to the media that they "caught" a juggalo gang member and a mugshot website takes me picture and plasters it all about. Essentially ruining future job prospects.
And don't try to tell me the police wouldn't do something that dumb because they do worse everyday.

I'm sure you want to tell me that I would deserve it too because I like something that you don't like.


They do the same thing with red t-shirts, blue t-shirts, and plain white t-shirts in some areas.  You don't want people to think you're criminal?  Don't wear what criminals wear.
 
2013-08-07 08:43:26 AM
jaybeezey:
If you get caught wearing an ICP ANYTHING, you deserve all of that and worse and may god have mercy on your soul.

^ THIS ^

The "music" is utter crap, the "lifestyle" is one of sloth, irresponsibility and ignorance, and there are no redeeming qualities whatsoever.  Take it from somebody who knows, and no I was never one of them, but I know all too well what they are all about.
 
2013-08-07 08:49:14 AM

nekom: jaybeezey:
If you get caught wearing an ICP ANYTHING, you deserve all of that and worse and may god have mercy on your soul.

^ THIS ^

The "music" is utter crap, the "lifestyle" is one of sloth, irresponsibility and ignorance, and there are no redeeming qualities whatsoever.  Take it from somebody who knows, and no I was never one of them, but I know all too well what they are all about.


So you're saying that I can't be a Juggalo and have a full time job with health insurance, 401k, life insurance, 2 cars that are paid for a motorcycle and a House with a yard & garage with over 20% equity? I probably wouldn't also be happily married with pets either right? All my bills paid on time every month and no debt outside the mortgage?
 
2013-08-07 08:53:42 AM

BowtoMogul: So you're saying that I can't be a Juggalo and have a full time job with health insurance, 401k, life insurance, 2 cars that are paid for a motorcycle and a House with a yard & garage with over 20% equity? I probably wouldn't also be happily married with pets either right? All my bills paid on time every month and no debt outside the mortgage?


No one's saying you can't.  They're saying it's highly unlikely.  Usually, by the time you get married and have a full time job with responsibilities, you know better than to espouse loyalty to a group of degenerate criminals.
 
2013-08-07 08:54:02 AM
BowtoMogul:
So you're saying that I can't be a Juggalo and have a full time job with health insurance, 401k, life insurance, 2 cars that are paid for a motorcycle and a House with a yard & garage with over 20% equity? I probably wouldn't also be happily married with pets either right? All my bills paid on time every month and no debt outside the mortgage?

Every group has it's fringe minority.
 
2013-08-07 08:54:48 AM
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Oh, we don't talk about Meat Cleaver. He was a very dull child. He was playing ball in the backyard and broke the kitchen window. It was the second time he did this, you know and Ward felt he just wasn't getting through to him. Ward made him dig his own grave right there in the back yard and shot Meat with a Japanese pistol he smuggled back from the war.

Wally and The Beave witnessed the whole thing. They learned they had to get it right the first time. Things are much better now. So, no. We don't talk about meat anymore.
 
2013-08-07 08:55:20 AM

BowtoMogul: Say I get arrested on a [SNIP]


There is a whole lot of "if", "maybe" and other hypothetical language there. What's your point again? That if you get arrested wearing something that is associated with gangs you're going to have a tougher time having the cop believe that you are an outstanding citizen?
 
2013-08-07 08:58:58 AM

BowtoMogul: Do you think a lot of people would be butthurt if the FBI decided that every self proclaimed fan of Harry Potter was considered a member of a Gang?


The FBI considers them a Cult. Not a gang.
 
2013-08-07 09:00:38 AM

MythDragon: They are not nearly as cool as these guys
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First thing I went to
 
2013-08-07 09:03:58 AM
Meat cleaver?  I thought it was supposed to be a hatchet.
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