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(Daily Mail)   Tall and tan and young and lovely, the GILF from Ipanema goes walking   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 73
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IP
2013-08-06 09:44:43 PM
farm6.staticflickr.com
 
2013-08-06 10:32:40 PM
fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net
 
2013-08-06 11:35:08 PM

IP: [farm6.staticflickr.com image 370x250]


Eekk! The photoshop I made! Cool to see dragged out of the dust bin.
 
IP
2013-08-07 12:38:52 AM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: IP: [farm6.staticflickr.com image 370x250]

Eekk! The photoshop I made! Cool to see dragged out of the dust bin.


First thing I thought of.
 
2013-08-07 01:17:18 AM
"...in this shoot from 2006..."

This is news?
 
2013-08-07 01:17:37 AM
Father Time is undefeated.
 
2013-08-07 01:18:30 AM
I'd hit it and brag about it
 
2013-08-07 01:18:58 AM
farm4.staticflickr.com
 
2013-08-07 01:21:19 AM

Harry_Seldon: [farm4.staticflickr.com image 500x375]


paging sutdman69, we have an heir apparent

/I'd hit it
 
2013-08-07 01:22:23 AM
 i1.ytimg.com
I'm in Rio, and I'm walking on the beach, I'm in my Speedo.
 
2013-08-07 01:27:33 AM

Harry_Seldon: [farm4.staticflickr.com image 500x375]


Assuming you can ever find anyone who will put up with you, you better hope she looks that good when she's in her 60s.

/you won't
//she won't
 
2013-08-07 01:27:52 AM
 
2013-08-07 01:33:15 AM
img.fark.net
 
2013-08-07 01:35:36 AM
This thread has "potential".
 
2013-08-07 01:40:49 AM
O, time. You so cruel.
 
2013-08-07 01:43:13 AM
I hope I look half that good at that age.
 
2013-08-07 01:44:53 AM
I mean, technically, if you put a body in a bikini, it IS a bikini body.  And technically correct...yeah, you know.

/shudder
 
2013-08-07 01:47:56 AM
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-08-07 01:52:48 AM
You can almost see his dick.
 
2013-08-07 01:54:50 AM
young ... GILF
 
2013-08-07 01:56:45 AM
no.  Thank you, but no.  She does not look 63, but still, no.

/that which has been seen...
 
2013-08-07 01:57:47 AM
i.dailymail.co.uk

Looks like a 12 year old boy in a diaper.

/Blame it on Rio
 
2013-08-07 01:58:18 AM
If I wanted to fark old people, I would have got a job at QVC.
 
2013-08-07 02:01:58 AM
 
2013-08-07 02:07:10 AM
a six pack and dim lighting is all that's need for the sharp knees crowd to hit it and hit it hard.
 
2013-08-07 02:42:11 AM

illannoyin: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x650]

Looks like a 12 year old boy in a diaper.

/Blame it on Rio


Not surprising since she was 12 in 1962.  Maybe Chris Hansen should stage a comeback with a retro episode involving those song writers.
 
2013-08-07 02:48:15 AM
Rhymin' Man,
Tall and tan,
Rhyme or reason,
Play your hand -
Rhyme on this - rhyme on that
Oh, you naughty Democrat!


/If this is obscure then fark Fark.
//This post has not been approved by Jesse Jackson and in no way suggests that he is a rhymin' man nor tall and tan, nor that he's a naughty Democrat
 
2013-08-07 02:56:31 AM
Wikipedia lists her birth year as 1943. And now she's 63? She is special, in a certain quantum time slip-stream sort of way.   http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Helo%C3%ADsa_Pinheiro
 
2013-08-07 03:02:41 AM
www.belavistario.com

Here's a picture of her with her daughter when she was a simple Milf.
FYI: they did a Playboy feature. Together.
 
2013-08-07 03:02:54 AM

log_jammin: a six pack and dim lighting is all that's need for the sharp knees crowd to hit it and hit it hard.


a whole 6 pack for the sharp knees crowd ? bah .
http://www.youtube.com/w atch?v=UJkxFhFRFDA
 
2013-08-07 03:09:46 AM

illannoyin: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x650]

Looks like a 12 year old boy in a diaper.

/Blame it on Rio


You seem to have intimate knowledge of what 12 year old boys look like in diapers. :p
 
Ni
2013-08-07 03:22:40 AM

alienated: http://www.youtube.com/w atch?v=UJkxFhFRFDA


I like Amy Winehouse's version a lot. Maybe I like scat.
 
2013-08-07 03:26:52 AM
Dammit... I am 6'5" Do you realize how farking hard it is to find a woman over 6' who doesn't have the mind of a retard? shiat, if I showed you the mental midgets I had to pick from you'd but me a realdoll.
 
2013-08-07 03:28:31 AM
www.gifsforum.com
 
2013-08-07 03:52:00 AM

wildcardjack: Dammit... I am 6'5" Do you realize how farking hard it is to find a woman over 6' who doesn't have the mind of a retard?


They're all with guys under 5'7".
 
2013-08-07 04:00:16 AM

i upped my meds-up yours: wildcardjack: Dammit... I am 6'5" Do you realize how farking hard it is to find a woman over 6' who doesn't have the mind of a retard?

They're all with guys under 5'7".


I see them every day at work, and all day in classes.  They are taken by short guys who have impressed them with their lack of small-man syndrome.  Or they're single and haven't figured out that they are the rarest of women and should not settle with the first guy who gives them the time of day.  They like the confidence of the shorter guys who don't balk at asking out a taller female.

/older brother, of average height, is married to a woman almost my height
//6'4", and I like the shorter sistas and chicas
 
2013-08-07 05:02:05 AM

imspartacus: Wikipedia lists her birth year as 1943. And now she's 63? She is special, in a certain quantum time slip-stream sort of way.   http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Helo%C3%ADsa_Pinheiro


"In this shoot from 2006, Helo, age 63, returned to the beach that made her famous to show off  a figure that many women half her age would kill for."
 
2013-08-07 05:05:33 AM

ScreamingHangover: Here's a picture of her with her daughter when she was a simple Milf.
FYI: they did a Playboy feature. Together.


I'm even more strangely conflicted

/and aroused
 
2013-08-07 05:17:54 AM

CakeandBeer: illannoyin: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x650]

Looks like a 12 year old boy in a diaper.

/Blame it on Rio

Not surprising since she was 12 in 1962.  Maybe Chris Hansen should stage a comeback with a retro episode involving those song writers.


wait, so she was born in 1943, and 12 years later its 1962?  might want to check your math on that one.
 
2013-08-07 05:51:05 AM
The girl from Ipanema?  I hated that goddamn song. One place I worked at, the foreman there would have this goddamn elevator muzak station playing in the workplace. It had about 1000 covers of that goddamn song and it played3 selections about 3 times an hour.

Then I saw the Blues Brothers movie scene where they are taking the elevator to the tax office. I wasn't the only one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inb1NxdoKNc

huthuthuthuthuthuthuthut
 
2013-08-07 05:51:17 AM
Why is the Daily Fail so obsessed with this chick?
 
2013-08-07 06:09:16 AM

Trance354: i upped my meds-up yours: wildcardjack: Dammit... I am 6'5" Do you realize how farking hard it is to find a woman over 6' who doesn't have the mind of a retard?

They're all with guys under 5'7".

I see them every day at work, and all day in classes.  They are taken by short guys who have impressed them with their lack of small-man syndrome.  Or they're single and haven't figured out that they are the rarest of women and should not settle with the first guy who gives them the time of day.  They like the confidence of the shorter guys who don't balk at asking out a taller female.

/older brother, of average height, is married to a woman almost my height
//6'4", and I like the shorter sistas and chicas


I don't height discriminate, but I see your point

/dated one girl who was 6' 4"
//6' even, but other than the one, all I've been with are smaller
///all are the same height in bed, unless they're on top
 
2013-08-07 06:27:30 AM

ScreamingHangover: [www.belavistario.com image 850x922]

Here's a picture of her with her daughter when she was a simple Milf.
FYI: they did a Playboy feature. Together.


Good Lord, that daughter.. looks like an 80's pic, when I was in high school.
 
2013-08-07 07:37:26 AM
Not with Frank Zappa's dick. With Iggy Pop pushing...........
 
2013-08-07 07:38:04 AM
I've hit worse
 
2013-08-07 07:50:53 AM

Oldiron_79: I've hit worse


Ditto, and been happy about it.

/*MUCH* worse.
 
2013-08-07 07:59:43 AM
two words:
gum job
 
2013-08-07 08:08:20 AM
img.photobucket.com

Would hit that.
 
2013-08-07 08:10:09 AM

wildcardjack: Dammit... I am 6'5" Do you realize how farking hard it is to find a woman over 6'  who doesn't have the mind of a retard? shiat, if I showed you the mental midgets I had to pick from you'd but me a realdoll.


FTFY

/ahhh....good old fashioned misogyny.
 
2013-08-07 08:18:13 AM
A good-looking woman, decent bod, been in Playboy so she has a good attitude....

....I'd be all over that like fat on a mother-in-law.
 
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