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(LA Times)   Imagine every fast-food item you've ever loved together in one sandwich. Such a thing exists, and it's called the Big Fat Fatty   (latimes.com) divider line 97
    More: Spiffy, Fat Fatty, Jerry Ferrara, chicken fingers, lime juice, sea salt, sandwiches, fat  
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2013-08-06 09:38:29 PM
Meanwhile, is Oofaboofistan

www.blogjustforyou.com
 
2013-08-06 09:46:45 PM
That is a blatant lie, a shame, and a barren of american food wisdom.
... It doesn't have funnel cake.
 
2013-08-06 09:55:29 PM
That sounds awful. The "Big Jaime" sounded pretty decent, though.
 
2013-08-06 10:02:33 PM
I feel fatter having read that.
 
2013-08-06 10:07:11 PM
If it doesn't have pastrami, it's nothing but a big bag of fail.
 
2013-08-06 10:26:36 PM
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2013-08-06 11:30:25 PM

TuteTibiImperes: [images2.wikia.nocookie.net image 850x478]


Don't order the Skip's Scramble.

/one of my favorite Narrator asides ever
 
2013-08-06 11:45:47 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-08-07 12:43:27 AM
No potstickers? No dice.
 
2013-08-07 01:33:39 AM
Obesity problem in America? What obesity problem in America?

/that thing looks like 3 or 4 full meals of food... if you can eat it yourself in 40 minutes, you might be fat
 
2013-08-07 02:50:09 AM
Fark party!  Let's see who finishes one first.
 
2013-08-07 05:17:54 AM
Goddamnit, I can hate people only so much. One day, I hope I won't have to pay for the medical care of all the fatasses who did it to themself.
 
2013-08-07 05:19:05 AM
farking stupid, stupid sammich and place to eat, too...

/loves sammiches, but thats goddamn stupid
 
2013-08-07 05:20:04 AM
one good thing, that articles author is cute <3
 
2013-08-07 05:20:57 AM
That thing sounds foul.
 
2013-08-07 05:25:45 AM

Fank: Goddamnit, I can hate people only so much. One day, I hope I won't have to pay for the medical care of all the fatasses who did it to themself.


They tend to die young and save you thousands of dollars.
 
2013-08-07 05:27:58 AM
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2013-08-07 05:32:32 AM
Let us break this bad boy down for you. It's got cheesesteak, cheese burgers, pastrami, chicken fingers, bacon, mozzarella sticks, fried eggs, jalapeno poppers, fries, onion rings, chili, marinara and fat sauce. Oh, and it comes on a 27-inch garlic bread roll.

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2013-08-07 05:35:55 AM
Ow, my heart!
 
2013-08-07 05:37:37 AM
People realize that Dagwood never, ever got head from Blondie, right?  Also, they're fictional.
 
2013-08-07 05:38:45 AM
You almost won me over with "fat sauce". However, I fail to see "mayo" on that list. No Deal.

/canadian
 
2013-08-07 05:50:51 AM
There's no falafel so it can fark off, I don't like these joke heart-attack meals but if they're going to claim it contains 'every fast food' and then skip one of the most common globally they suck.
 
2013-08-07 06:09:40 AM
You almost won me over with "fat sauce". However, I fail to see "Miracle Whip" on that list. No deal.

/ Canadian
 
2013-08-07 06:12:18 AM

YoOjo: There's no falafel so it can fark off, I don't like these joke heart-attack meals but if they're going to claim it contains 'every fast food' and then skip one of the most common globally they suck.


I was going to go with shawarma (donner kebab), but, yeah, falafel is one of the worlds leading fast foods, too.

My local falafel hut's mixed wrap (shawarma, chicken kebab, falafel, jalapeno poppers, mixed salad, hotsauce) is utterly fraking amazing, and only 50 Kroner :-))
 
2013-08-07 06:14:38 AM
NO BACON?

FAIL

/American
 
2013-08-07 06:19:56 AM

peewinkle: NO BACON?

FAIL

/American


Let us break this bad boy down for you. It's got cheesesteak, cheese burgers, pastrami, chicken fingers, bacon, mozzarella sticks, fried eggs, jalapeno poppers, fries, onion rings, chili, marinara and fat sauce. Oh, and it comes on a 27-inch garlic bread roll.


Uh hmm....
 
2013-08-07 06:27:49 AM
Gross. For both "sandwiches", if you can still call such a monstrosity a sandwich.

Deserts sound good though.
 
2013-08-07 06:32:16 AM
You almost won me over with "fat sauce". However, I fail to see "HP" on that list. No deal.

/canadian
 
2013-08-07 06:33:08 AM

suicide: You almost won me over with "fat sauce". However, I fail to see "HP" on that list. No deal.

/canadian


HP isn't for fast food, dude, it's for bad steak and good pork. Slather that shiat on.
 
2013-08-07 06:41:15 AM

Raw_fishFood: Gross. For both "sandwiches", if you can still call such a monstrosity a sandwich.

Deserts sound good though.


Thank you. If you can't pick it up with your hands and take a bite, it's not a sandwich. It's a pile of food with some bread under it.
 
2013-08-07 06:41:23 AM
You are what you eat.
 
2013-08-07 06:41:58 AM
It's got no bun on the top and you can't pick it up and eat it. These monstrosities are not farking sandwiches. They're giant piles of stuff.
 
2013-08-07 06:44:20 AM
Wait, you can't order it unless you are up for the challenge?

How about I order it and immediately give up and just share it with a couple of my friends?
 
2013-08-07 06:50:02 AM

elffster: peewinkle: NO BACON?

FAIL

/American

Let us break this bad boy down for you. It's got cheesesteak, cheese burgers, pastrami, chicken fingers, bacon, mozzarella sticks, fried eggs, jalapeno poppers, fries, onion rings, chili, marinara and fat sauce. Oh, and it comes on a 27-inch garlic bread roll.


Uh hmm....


I think he meant 'Bacon only listed ONCE!?'
 
2013-08-07 06:51:06 AM
sigh. society could evolve any way and it evolves this way
 
2013-08-07 06:52:15 AM
Big fat fatty. Fatty boombalatty.
 
2013-08-07 06:52:24 AM
...served with a shovel and on a garbage bin lid.
 
2013-08-07 06:58:07 AM
Now I really feel like an underachiever for the bacon, spinach grilled cheese samich I had last night.

Also:

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2013-08-07 07:02:19 AM
Are you kidding me? ARE YOU KIDDING ME? The NAME of the place is "Fat Sal's"?  Hang on... they had one lucky customer design his own sandwich called a "Fat Jaime"?

What a bunch of unoriginal copy-cat bastards. Garbage. Complete crap. Google "Rutgers Grease Trucks" and the "Fat Darrell." Rutgers grease trucks have been making "Fat" sandwiches for, like, 30 years. The Fat Darrell was called best sandwich in the nation by Maxim YEARS ago. Check out the menu for the Rutgers grease truck-- Fat Elvis, Fat Vastardi, Fat Moon, etc.

West coast be style bitin'
 
2013-08-07 07:04:41 AM

bunner: Meanwhile, is Oofaboofistan

[www.blogjustforyou.com image 433x308]


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2013-08-07 07:08:51 AM
Fail: Where's the Crunchwrap Gordita?
 
2013-08-07 07:10:35 AM

WinoRhino: Are you kidding me? ARE YOU KIDDING ME? The NAME of the place is "Fat Sal's"?  Hang on... they had one lucky customer design his own sandwich called a "Fat Jaime"?

What a bunch of unoriginal copy-cat bastards. Garbage. Complete crap. Google "Rutgers Grease Trucks" and the "Fat Darrell." Rutgers grease trucks have been making "Fat" sandwiches for, like, 30 years. The Fat Darrell was called best sandwich in the nation by Maxim YEARS ago. Check out the menu for the Rutgers grease truck-- Fat Elvis, Fat Vastardi, Fat Moon, etc.

West coast be style bitin'


And the grease trucks are moving.
 
2013-08-07 07:12:05 AM

WinoRhino: Are you kidding me? ARE YOU KIDDING ME? The NAME of the place is "Fat Sal's"?  Hang on... they had one lucky customer design his own sandwich called a "Fat Jaime"?

What a bunch of unoriginal copy-cat bastards. Garbage. Complete crap. Google "Rutgers Grease Trucks" and the "Fat Darrell." Rutgers grease trucks have been making "Fat" sandwiches for, like, 30 years. The Fat Darrell was called best sandwich in the nation by Maxim YEARS ago. Check out the menu for the Rutgers grease truck-- Fat Elvis, Fat Vastardi, Fat Moon, etc.

West coast be style bitin'


ct.fra.bz
 
2013-08-07 07:21:58 AM

WinoRhino: What a bunch of unoriginal copy-cat bastards. Garbage. Complete crap. Google "Rutgers Grease Trucks" and the "Fat Darrell." Rutgers grease trucks have been making "Fat" sandwiches for, like, 30 years. The Fat Darrell was called best sandwich in the nation by Maxim YEARS ago. Check out the menu for the Rutgers grease truck-- Fat Elvis, Fat Vastardi, Fat Moon, etc.


Google "garbage platter" and you'll find this sort of thing is older than the grease trucks and started further north.

/given that shows about regional drunk food are really popular right now, how is it that anyone thinks people aren't going to know what they're ripping off?
 
2013-08-07 07:22:05 AM

thisisyourbrainonFark: WinoRhino: Are you kidding me? ARE YOU KIDDING ME? The NAME of the place is "Fat Sal's"?  Hang on... they had one lucky customer design his own sandwich called a "Fat Jaime"?

What a bunch of unoriginal copy-cat bastards. Garbage. Complete crap. Google "Rutgers Grease Trucks" and the "Fat Darrell." Rutgers grease trucks have been making "Fat" sandwiches for, like, 30 years. The Fat Darrell was called best sandwich in the nation by Maxim YEARS ago. Check out the menu for the Rutgers grease truck-- Fat Elvis, Fat Vastardi, Fat Moon, etc.

West coast be style bitin'

[ct.fra.bz image 500x361]


Well.  Thats a Chunk.
 
2013-08-07 07:35:43 AM
Chunk-o-licious! Have the relatives enjoy the massive coronary, while munching on their favorite items!
 
2013-08-07 07:56:32 AM

Dwight_Yeast: WinoRhino: What a bunch of unoriginal copy-cat bastards. Garbage. Complete crap. Google "Rutgers Grease Trucks" and the "Fat Darrell." Rutgers grease trucks have been making "Fat" sandwiches for, like, 30 years. The Fat Darrell was called best sandwich in the nation by Maxim YEARS ago. Check out the menu for the Rutgers grease truck-- Fat Elvis, Fat Vastardi, Fat Moon, etc.

Google "garbage platter" and you'll find this sort of thing is older than the grease trucks and started further north.

/given that shows about regional drunk food are really popular right now, how is it that anyone thinks people aren't going to know what they're ripping off?


See garbage plate in Rochester, NY
 
2013-08-07 08:01:58 AM
It's almost like these foods were made by people as a joke or dare as to whether people would actually eat them. To their surprise, people eat them without a second thought and goes back for more.
 
2013-08-07 08:05:50 AM
♫  left alone with Big Fat Fatty,

she was such a naughty sammie

Heap big sammich

You made a cardiac transplant candidate outta me! ♫
 
2013-08-07 08:06:58 AM

Chaide: You are what you eat.


Are you calling me a pussy?
 
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