Do you have adblock enabled?
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(Deadspin)   Go be skinny somewhere else   ( divider line
    More: Weird  
•       •       •

3030 clicks; posted to Sports » on 06 Aug 2013 at 10:41 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

10 Comments     (+0 »)
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest
2013-08-06 07:25:21 PM  
Reverse Fatism is a real thing.
2013-08-06 08:36:42 PM  

marius2: Reverse Fatism is a real thing.

Well, so is aging 20 years.
2013-08-06 09:02:11 PM  
I liked this article more when I started pronouncing "thing" as "fing".

For a titch I felt aww British n such I did.
2013-08-06 10:50:47 PM  
Bloody Hell, my hometown footy club makes the pages of Fark.
On a side note, I always thought Bradford City should have tried to cash in on its uniform colours during the Harry Potter boom, and market their jerseys and stuff as Gryffindor gear. Or at least hint at the similarities in a way that won't bring a court case.
2013-08-06 11:08:53 PM  
Why didnt he wear the sumo suit?
2013-08-06 11:20:10 PM  
Don't be fatuous.
2013-08-06 11:39:37 PM  
From the comments...

Man just gets some bad medical news and then he gets sacked? That's really adding insulin to injury
2013-08-07 08:35:07 AM  
Right call still, bro. Your health is more important. Someone will pick you up with all the publicity you'll get from this.
2013-08-07 11:21:33 AM  
Come on, now, he got fired for refusing to wear a fat suit, not for being skinny.
2013-08-07 11:25:52 AM  
19 years is too long period. Of course he's going to get skinny - he's dying away like the rest of us. It's like if the guy in the
cdn.unathleticmag.comView Full Size
suit became crippled or something. Gotta switch it out if you can't live up to the job.
Displayed 10 of 10 comments

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

This thread is archived, and closed to new comments.

Continue Farking

On Twitter

Top Commented
Javascript is required to view headlines in widget.
  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.