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(Vanity Fair)   The Taco Bell waffle taco, soon to be served for breakfast, @4:20, and late night   (vanityfair.com) divider line 59
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2013-08-06 10:37:07 PM
I see it now.  This was their secret weapon to win the fast food wars.
 
2013-08-06 11:09:10 PM
Taco waffle? Waffling taco?

/Sarah? Is that you?
 
2013-08-06 11:31:16 PM
It's a Twaco.
 
2013-08-06 11:41:22 PM
Just $2!
 
2013-08-07 12:08:39 AM
Wouldn't it had made more sense to use chorizo instead of the usual breakfast sausage? And maybe add salsa?
 
2013-08-07 12:25:04 AM
The blue waffle is the new dessert.
 
2013-08-07 12:28:27 AM
All in
 
2013-08-07 12:29:48 AM
Looks like I may need to get a Costco-sized pallet of this:

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2013-08-07 12:30:14 AM
FTFA -  Taco Bell's president, who we assume to be a 14-year-old boy who has just smoked marijuana for the first time,

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2013-08-07 12:30:48 AM
Waffle?  Now that's what I call a taco!
 
2013-08-07 12:31:09 AM
OK -- make a traditional breakfast burrito along w/ this thing and I'm in w/ your cunning plan.
 
2013-08-07 12:32:43 AM
Side note: Popeye's Chicken Waffle Tenders absolutely suck
 
2013-08-07 12:32:44 AM

b0rg9: OK -- make a traditional breakfast burrito along w/ this thing and I'm in w/ your cunning plan.


Since when has Taco Bell made traditional Mexican food?
 
2013-08-07 12:33:09 AM
START SELLING BREAKFAST ALREADY LOCAL TACO BELLS!!!!

/it's sad enough that my local Arby's don't sell the loaded potato bites anymore
//loved those cheesy, bacony nummers...
 
2013-08-07 12:33:11 AM
Not a fan of egg.  Ditch the egg and I'm in.

/even more if you double the sausage.
 
2013-08-07 12:33:21 AM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: b0rg9: OK -- make a traditional breakfast burrito along w/ this thing and I'm in w/ your cunning plan.

Since when has Taco Bell made traditional Mexican food?


Point taken.
 
2013-08-07 12:33:29 AM
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Three Taco Bell Fire sauce packets and syrup makes her taco pop.
 
2013-08-07 12:34:01 AM
just add jam or jelly!
 
2013-08-07 12:35:09 AM
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I can't wait for them to corner the Italian market.
 
2013-08-07 12:36:19 AM

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I can't wait for them to corner the Italian market.


What is this...I don't even....

Reported.
 
2013-08-07 12:36:57 AM

JasonOfOrillia: Not a fan of egg.  Ditch the egg and I'm in.

/even more if you double the sausage.


You know you can just ask them to leave things off, right?

Anyways, bring it on, T-Bell. There's a huge hole in the family of maple-syrup receptacles offered by fast food nowadays. I shouldn't have to get to a restaurant before 10:30 if I want breakfast foods.

/I know, sounds fat
//not wrong
 
2013-08-07 12:37:34 AM

universebetween: just add jam or jelly!


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Jam on Taco is pretty gross.
 
2013-08-07 12:37:41 AM
Overheard and the Taco Bell world headquarters...

"Instead of ruining something new why not focus instead on making the existing menu items better?"

/Shouted down and stared out of the room
 
2013-08-07 12:38:15 AM

b0rg9: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: b0rg9: OK -- make a traditional breakfast burrito along w/ this thing and I'm in w/ your cunning plan.

Since when has Taco Bell made traditional Mexican food?

Point taken.


I agree with you though, completely. Luckily there's a gas station by my work with a cantina in it and they make great cheap breakfast burritos from scratch, with chorizo!
 
2013-08-07 12:42:40 AM
Wait....Taco Bell just found out there is something called "breakfast"? It is about damn time.....I was a little worried after they came up with the Fourth Meal! They have been skipping over the First Meal of the day for decades now. But, can it be called a waffle taco....when it is a waffle without any taco stuff on it, just breakfast stuff? I wonder.....

/ Oh no, I think I am going to have to buy another belt.....um, and some more pants, maybe.
 
2013-08-07 12:44:01 AM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Luckily there's a gas station by my work with a cantina in it and they make great cheap breakfast burritos from scratch, with chorizo!


Yeah in west central Fla. here I can get a two dollar breakfast burrito from the neighborhood taquería that blows away any fast food joint.  And their regular burritos are so good.  Wednesday they are a buck off.
 
2013-08-07 12:44:56 AM
Hey, let's see what other fast food items we can create from leftover food!
 
2013-08-07 12:44:56 AM

Yeck.

I hate when my pancake's/waffle's syrup and breakfast meat blend together.  If we happen to go to IHOP or whatever, I ask that my triple stack be on a different plate.  I don't like maple sausage nor do I like brown sugar bacon.

More about this sweet breakfast meat hate below the orange interstate highway interchange squiggle.


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Gross.
 
2013-08-07 12:45:28 AM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: b0rg9: OK -- make a traditional breakfast burrito along w/ this thing and I'm in w/ your cunning plan.

Since when has Taco Bell made traditional Mexican food?


Answer: never

/but I sure did like those same 7 ingredients when they first started out
 
2013-08-07 12:47:27 AM
I wonder if maple syrup and fire sauce go good together? I guess we will find out soon enough.
 
2013-08-07 12:48:31 AM
I'd try it for breakfast tomorrow...
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But my mom already smothers me.
 
2013-08-07 12:51:38 AM

onearmedninja: I wonder if maple syrup and fire sauce go good together? I guess we will find out soon enough.


At best I would say it's an "unexpected" taste.  It would fall on the "OK" side for me, probably but would have a yack factor of 8 for just as many others.
 
2013-08-07 12:58:19 AM

farkingismybusiness: I'd try it for breakfast tomorrow...

But my mom already smothers me.


These are amazing. The silverware that it came to eat it with thougj were so thin and bendy they were basically useless.
 
2013-08-07 01:04:24 AM
When future archeologists dig up the evidence for this and many other Taco Bell menu items, they will finally understand why there had to be a thermonuclear war against Taco Bell.
 
2013-08-07 01:19:34 AM

b0rg9: OK -- make a traditional breakfast burrito along w/ this thing and I'm in w/ your cunning plan.


Jayberrysparklesalot: They have been skipping over the First Meal of the day for decades now.


Taco Bell used to have the most awesome breakfast Fiesta Burritos. Sausage, hash brown nuggets, cheese, and salsa in a tortilla. And none of that lousy low-fat cheese, this was back in the days of artery-clogging yumminess.

tuna fingers: I hate when my pancake's/waffle's syrup and breakfast meat blend together.


Blasphemy!
 
2013-08-07 01:32:57 AM
Why do these things happen when I'm supposed to be losing 20 pounds?
 
2013-08-07 01:44:25 AM
Breakfast enchilada.
Breakfast quesadilla.
Breakfast burrito.
Breakfast Mexican pizza.
Breakfast chalupa.
Breakfast gordita.

That was easy.
 
2013-08-07 02:04:20 AM
hot coffee and taco bell slop, for the mornings when you really need to clean the pipes.
 
2013-08-07 02:30:21 AM
If you are interested in more info, Taco Bell's internal corporate code name for them is "Blue"

Just google it.
 
2013-08-07 02:34:10 AM
Marketing...  the lesser known about 10th circle of HELL. (that deserved caps)
 
2013-08-07 03:51:52 AM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Taco waffle? Waffling taco?

/Sarah? Is that you?


Wattle.
 
2013-08-07 07:58:45 AM
No, Taco Bell, you can't just do whatever you want. Just because you bent the waffle like that does not make it a taco.
 
2013-08-07 08:24:28 AM
Try The new Waco. It stays holed up in you for a couple of weeks and finally ends with an explosion.
 
2013-08-07 08:46:02 AM
Does the rest of the world look at America and just throw up in their mouth a little?  Haven't we taken these food ideas just a bit too far?
 
2013-08-07 09:03:53 AM
Seems like the main innovation involved here is the realization that if you fold a waffle, it resembles a taco. Otherwise, the waffle breakfast sandwich has been around for awhile.

Homemade advice:  http://authenticsimplicity.net/2011/07/better-than-fast-food-waffle-b r eakfast-sandwiches/
 
2013-08-07 09:33:32 AM
The "waffle taco": waffle, scrambled eggs, sausage, and a side of syrup: wow, one must be stoned to eat this collection of common breakfast foods. I mean, this is so vastly different from McDonald's McGriddle (sausage, egg, cheese on a syrup-flavored pancake).
 
2013-08-07 09:56:40 AM

DanZero: Just $2!


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\ I'd eat it.
 
2013-08-07 10:14:57 AM
Since when does adding egg to something make it "breakfasty".  Leave off the egg!
 
2013-08-07 10:26:08 AM

farkingismybusiness: I'd try it for breakfast tomorrow...
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But my mom already smothers me.


Mmmm...

Now that will make great poop
 
2013-08-07 10:42:39 AM
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