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(Canoe)   When you're Miss Utah, driving around throwing homemade bombs at peoples' houses gets written off as 'an unfortunate event' that will 'blow over'   (cnews.canoe.ca) divider line 80
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2013-08-07 12:41:28 AM
kill them all, let satan sort them out
 
2013-08-07 01:42:08 AM
Too bad she's not Miss Utah, just Miss Riverton.
 
2013-08-07 05:18:19 AM
Well last time I checked, Kendra Gill isn't a spooky Middle Eastern name.
 
2013-08-07 05:23:45 AM
Wow, subby, better hope the real Miss Utah isn't on Fark and wants to file for libel...
 
2013-08-07 05:24:13 AM
Something similar happened in my town.  Local police tweeted that they had found an 'IED' and for people to be on the lookout for suspicious bottles.   I freaked out at first.  Then.... wait, bottles?  I mean, I guess technically they are IEDs, but that term should be saved for something more severe.
 
2013-08-07 05:29:16 AM
If she wasn't  pretty white girl, she would be charged with terrorist-related charges and be going straight to the clink
 
2013-08-07 05:41:37 AM
Subby sounds fat and dangerous.
 
2013-08-07 05:50:09 AM
They can't think of anything better to do? Send "the beauty queen" in to buy beer, man. She looks 30 in full make-up.
 
2013-08-07 06:04:49 AM
I'm just mad I wasn't invited.
 
2013-08-07 06:20:02 AM

znapel: I mean, I guess technically they are IEDs, but that term should be saved for something more severe.


No shiat.  Foil and lye in a pepsi bottle is not a farking bomb.
 
2013-08-07 06:22:54 AM
Is she doing it for the Iraq?
 
2013-08-07 06:39:29 AM

sleep lack: Is she doing it for the Iraq?


Where is Utah? I wish I had a map and such.
 
2013-08-07 06:46:34 AM
nekid?
 
2013-08-07 06:47:40 AM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: sleep lack: Is she doing it for the Iraq?

Where is Utah? I wish I had a map and such.


Here you go.

strangemaps.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-08-07 06:50:01 AM

ReverendJasen: znapel: I mean, I guess technically they are IEDs, but that term should be saved for something more severe.

No shiat.  Foil and lye in a pepsi bottle is not a farking bomb.


Really.  Why don't you guys hold one in your hands until it explodes, and then come back here and tell us whether it's a bomb or not.  Better yet, If you have a small child who likes to help out by picking up litter in the yard, have them do it.  Then tell us what the appropriate criminal charge should be.

If it's made to explode, it's an explosive device.   If it's improvised, it's an improvised explosive device.   Obviously pranking isn't terrorism, but neither do burning bags of dog shiat explode in a spray of caustic liquid and hot shrapnel.
 
2013-08-07 06:54:55 AM
Next in the news, young terrorists practice attack on US military with IEDs.

Translation, group of 6 year olds light fire crackers in sand box with GI Joes.
 
2013-08-07 07:11:01 AM

Autistic Hiker: If it's made to explode, it's an explosive device.   If it's improvised, it's an improvised explosive device.   Obviously pranking isn't terrorism, but neither do burning bags of dog shiat explode in a spray of caustic liquid and hot shrapnel.


just put on some new italian loafers. they'll make short work of it
 
2013-08-07 07:19:39 AM
As a guy who's married to a former Miss Riverton, I'm totally getting a kick out of this.

/Seriously, she was.
 
2013-08-07 07:22:13 AM
Blonde Bombshell jokes please form a line
 
2013-08-07 07:25:05 AM
"Blow over"? Bad choice of words.
 
2013-08-07 07:31:08 AM
From TFA:

Gill, Stone and two other 18-year-olds were arrested on suspicion of 10 felony counts of setting off explosives, according to booking documents. They were each released on $50,000 bail on Sunday, jail officials said.


At least there will be some consequences, even if it's just a felony arrest record.
 
2013-08-07 07:38:57 AM
Mormonite!

/This post is Joseph Smith approved.
 
2013-08-07 07:42:09 AM

Englebert Slaptyback: From TFA:

Gill, Stone and two other 18-year-olds were arrested on suspicion of 10 felony counts of setting off explosives, according to booking documents. They were each released on $50,000 bail on Sunday, jail officials said.


At least there will be some consequences, even if it's just a felony arrest record.


Expungement is coming....
 
2013-08-07 07:42:39 AM

znapel: Something similar happened in my town.  Local police tweeted that they had found an 'IED' and for people to be on the lookout for suspicious bottles.   I freaked out at first.  Then.... wait, bottles?  I mean, I guess technically they are IEDs, but that term should be saved for something more severe.


Know how I know you don't know anything about IEDs?
 
2013-08-07 07:44:47 AM
www.rawstory.com

Was that wrong? Should I have not done that? I gotta tell you. There are some other places in Utah - places that I have personally been to - where throwing bombs at houses is perfectly fine.
 
2013-08-07 07:45:16 AM
Subby, on the nights when I'm Miss Utah, I just stay home draw the blinds, dress up real pretty, do my makeup, and admire myself in the mirror.
 
2013-08-07 07:45:59 AM

WizardofToast: Well last time I checked, Kendra Gill isn't a spooky Middle Eastern name.


yeah had they been black or brown they'd be under the jail and charged with terrorist acts.
 
2013-08-07 07:48:28 AM

Hobodeluxe: WizardofToast: Well last time I checked, Kendra Gill isn't a spooky Middle Eastern name.

yeah had they been black or brown they'd be under the jail and charged with terrorist acts somewhere other than Utah.


Fixed
 
2013-08-07 07:48:40 AM

Hobodeluxe: yeah had they been black or brown male they'd be under the jail and charged with terrorist acts.


Fixed to fit reality.
 
2013-08-07 07:50:54 AM
Who wouldn't want a blow job from a beauty queen?
 
2013-08-07 08:01:20 AM
TFA isn't available on mobile devices. I can access the entire Internet on my phone, with the exception of this one article. Alrighty then.
 
2013-08-07 08:06:37 AM
Submitter: "...Miss Utah...."

The first seven words of TFA: An 18-year-old Utah hometown beauty pageant winner...

define: hometown

home·town
/ˈhōmˈtoun/
Noun
The TOWN where one was born or grew up, or the TOWN of one's present fixed residence.


define: Utah

u·tah
/ˈyooˌtô/
A STATE in the western US; pop. 2,233,169; capital, Salt Lake City; statehood, Jan. 4, 1896 (45). The region, a part of Mexico from...


Subby, you dun goofed.

Fuggin Bizzy: I can access the entire Internet on my phone, with the exception of this one article.


Nah. There's thousands of major sites just as poorly coded as that one.

imgs.xkcd.com
 
2013-08-07 08:11:02 AM

pawliewalnutz: Who wouldn't want a blow job from a beauty queen?


I wouldn't
 
2013-08-07 08:12:33 AM
foglobe.comDammit, pic was meant to be...
 
2013-08-07 08:28:10 AM
Her family made $50k bail?  That should tell you why there are no terrorism-related charges.
 
2013-08-07 08:34:41 AM
'Bomb Throwing Beauty Queens', my next garage band's name.
 
2013-08-07 08:39:57 AM
So what are the charges these days for ding-dong-ditchem'?
 
2013-08-07 08:44:30 AM

Harry Freakstorm: [www.rawstory.com image 615x345]

Was that wrong? Should I have not done that? I gotta tell you. There are some other places in Utah - places that I have personally been to - where throwing bombs at houses is perfectly fine.

What has happened to my America.

FTFY
 
2013-08-07 08:50:44 AM

ubermensch: Wow, subby, better hope the real Miss Utah isn't on Fark and wants to file for libel...


Yeah, because if there's one thing Fark is infested with it's those goddamned beauty queens!

/Also, "Unified Fire Authority Captain" is a badass job title...
//But, who knew fire respected a heirarchical command structure!
 
2013-08-07 08:53:51 AM

Fuggin Bizzy: TFA isn't available on mobile devices. I can access the entire Internet on my phone, with the exception of this one article. Alrighty then.


You still let your mobile device identify itself as such on the internet? Why?
 
2013-08-07 09:02:49 AM

Lifeless: Her family made $50k bail?  That should tell you why there are no terrorism-related charges.


$5k to a bondsman.
 
2013-08-07 09:08:28 AM

Lifeless: Her family made $50k bail?  That should tell you why there are no terrorism-related charges.


They only had to put up 10% of that.
 
2013-08-07 09:11:21 AM
So was she charged or not? All the earlier stories said she was charged with detonation of an incendiary device, among other charges.
 
2013-08-07 09:12:08 AM

The Muthaship: Lifeless: Her family made $50k bail?  That should tell you why there are no terrorism-related charges.

$5k to a bondsman.


In most places, the article states when someone bonds out.
 
2013-08-07 09:15:38 AM

Lifeless: The Muthaship: Lifeless: Her family made $50k bail?  That should tell you why there are no terrorism-related charges.

$5k to a bondsman.

In most places, the article states when someone bonds out.


'Released on bail' is what they usually say whether it's posted with the court in full, or they pay 10% to a bondsman to act as surety around here.
 
2013-08-07 09:18:39 AM
Finally! A beauty pageant contestant who doesn't want world peace.
 
2013-08-07 09:22:08 AM

eighthourlunch: As a guy who's married to a former Miss Riverton, I'm totally getting a kick out of this.

/Seriously, she was.


You know the drill, son.  Pics or it didn't happen.
 
2013-08-07 09:27:04 AM

eighthourlunch: As a guy who's married to a former Miss Riverton, I'm totally getting a kick out of this.

/Seriously, she was.


So how are her bomb-making skills?
 
2013-08-07 09:27:38 AM
Isn't that an acceptable talent for Utah beauty pageants?
 
2013-08-07 09:31:19 AM
What, Fark?

No Hot/Crazy graph?

I am disappoint...
 
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