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(YouTube)   Mormon missionaries: devout, polite, focused...and straight-up BALLERS   (youtube.com) divider line 43
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2013-08-06 05:43:42 PM  
The slam-dunks surprised me. Maybe the hoop was low, but still
 
2013-08-06 06:42:11 PM  
They're also freaks in the sack.
 
2013-08-06 06:46:40 PM  

Langston: The slam-dunks surprised me. Maybe the hoop was low, but still


Pretty good layup in there, too.  I love the start of the video...yeah, goes off the rim....here's an airball...now we play for reals and SURPRISE SLAMDUNK!!!!
 
2013-08-06 06:52:50 PM  

xanadian: They're also freaks in the sack.


The gay ones, especially.
 
2013-08-06 06:58:03 PM  
From the red lit link:

I can't see the video. Is this about basketball?

On my mission, we rode up to some projects, locked our bikes up and went door knocking for a bit. There were some teenagers playing basketball nearby. They could easily see us and we said hello as we passed. We were gone about 2 hours. At the end of knocking and peddling our wares, we came out and found our bikes trashed. Seats ripped off, tires shredded, chains broken. Wires cut.

The kids claimed they saw some guys run up and trash them. We knew otherwise. We were about 5 miles from home and it was lunchtime. So we decided to hit these kids up for a game of basketball. We proceeded to outplay them for about 30 minutes. I don't claim to have been anything great, but I was a bit motivated to prove them wrong. It helped we were a bit taller than they were.

Mormon missionaries play a lot of basketball. Mormon teens tend to, as well. Each Stake Center has a basketball court in it.
 
2013-08-06 07:00:51 PM  
This is hardly surprising, since a basketball court is built into every stake center in the world. Mormons know basketball and multi-level marketing.
 
2013-08-06 07:01:35 PM  
Alright, just watched video (I'm home, now). Yup. Not surprised, really. Ha! Too funny.
 
2013-08-06 07:08:55 PM  

Nadie_AZ: From the red lit link:

I can't see the video. Is this about basketball?

On my mission, we rode up to some projects, locked our bikes up and went door knocking for a bit. There were some teenagers playing basketball nearby. They could easily see us and we said hello as we passed. We were gone about 2 hours. At the end of knocking and peddling our wares, we came out and found our bikes trashed. Seats ripped off, tires shredded, chains broken. Wires cut.

The kids claimed they saw some guys run up and trash them. We knew otherwise. We were about 5 miles from home and it was lunchtime. So we decided to hit these kids up for a game of basketball. We proceeded to outplay them for about 30 minutes. I don't claim to have been anything great, but I was a bit motivated to prove them wrong. It helped we were a bit taller than they were.

Mormon missionaries play a lot of basketball. Mormon teens tend to, as well. Each Stake Center has a basketball court in it.


P-Day was nothing but basketball in rainy southern Chile, since we didn't have to buy food or do laundry. I got really really sick of it.
 
2013-08-06 07:52:00 PM  

xanadian: They're also freaks in the sack.


As if we didn't already have enough lewd fantasies about Jon Huntsman's daughters.
 
2013-08-06 08:06:39 PM  
i could dunk on an 8 foot rim, too. fake as hell (and heaven).
 
2013-08-06 08:17:09 PM  

Gulper Eel: xanadian: They're also freaks in the sack.

As if we didn't already have enough lewd fantasies about Jon Huntsman's daughters.


I'll bet they're pretty good ball-handlers, too.
 
2013-08-06 09:10:04 PM  
Those heretics can sure play some mean ball.
 
2013-08-06 09:15:42 PM  
And in the end, they'll still convert your soul to Mormon.

/and you can't block that shot
 
2013-08-06 09:34:25 PM  
If Mormons are so great at basketball, explain Shawn Bradley.
 
2013-08-06 09:41:49 PM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: xanadian: They're also freaks in the sack.

The gay ones, especially.


I didn't hear about this until I moved back to Los Angeles. I was kinda offended, until I realized I fit the stereotype.

/ex-Mormon bisexual
//you bet I have a good time
 
2013-08-06 09:42:37 PM  
Just about the only fun these poor lads get is playing basketball.

I was confused at first because I didn't realize they were messing about, "There is no way these two LDS kids are that bad at basketball." and then I was like, "Ahhh, they're clowning."

Fun video.
 
2013-08-06 10:02:25 PM  
I could dribble with my tongue
Here I go down court, try to stop me
You can't stop me 'cause I got a Basketball Jones
Here I come that's my hook shot with my eyebrow
Yeah, I could dunk it with my nose
I'm, I'm bad as King Kong, gimme the ball
 
2013-08-06 10:03:38 PM  
Lone Peak High School in Utah arguably was the best high school basketball team in the country last year and they are a bunch of white Mormons.
 
2013-08-06 10:17:03 PM  

Nadie_AZ:

On my mission, we rode up to some projects, locked our bikes up and went door knocking for a bit. There were some teenagers playing basketball nearby. They could easily see us and we said hello as we passed. We were gone about 2 hours. At the end of knocking and peddling our wares, we came out and found our bikes trashed. Seats ripped off, tires shredded, chains broken. Wires cut.

The kids claimed they saw some guys run up and trash them. We knew otherwise. We were about 5 miles from home and it was lunchtime. So we decided to hit these kids up for a game of basketball. We proceeded to outplay them for about 30 minutes. I don't claim to have been anything great, but I was a bit motivated to prove them wrong. It helped we were a bit taller than they were.


Interesting. If I knew some kids trashed my bicycle (or saw the people who did and did nothing about it), I think the last thing I'd care to do is to play basketball with them. And I most certainly wouldn't do it with my video recording device laying on the ground.
 
2013-08-06 10:25:01 PM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: This is hardly surprising, since a basketball court is built into every stake center in the world. Mormons know basketball and multi-level marketing.


Does this mean the Mormon Church is a training ground for the Washington Generals?
 
2013-08-06 10:29:03 PM  
Also:

steeshes.files.wordpress.com
Unimpressed.
 
2013-08-06 10:30:27 PM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: xanadian: They're also freaks in the sack.

The gay ones, especially.


I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothin'... but Mormons have great asses.
 
2013-08-06 10:34:40 PM  

The All-Powerful Atheismo: ecmoRandomNumbers: xanadian: They're also freaks in the sack.

The gay ones, especially.

I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothin'... but Mormons have great asses.


It's all that walking and bike-riding.
 
2013-08-06 10:58:17 PM  

The All-Powerful Atheismo: ecmoRandomNumbers: xanadian: They're also freaks in the sack.

The gay ones, especially.

I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothin'... but Mormons have great asses.


Nice Orgazmo reference...
 
2013-08-06 11:03:31 PM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: This is hardly surprising, since a basketball court is built into every stake center in the world. Mormons know basketball and multi-level marketing.


and how to shun-un-un-un outsiders ... at least So-Cal Mormons.  Utah ones are pretty nice.
 
2013-08-06 11:15:13 PM  

mooseyfate: Also:

[steeshes.files.wordpress.com image 400x300]
Unimpressed.


CHALLENGE HIM!
 
2013-08-06 11:20:41 PM  
I have a lot of Mormon relatives out in Salt Lake City. They're all hardcore into basketball.
 
2013-08-07 12:11:50 AM  

justinguarini4ever: Lone Peak High School in Utah arguably was the best high school basketball team in the country last year and they are a bunch of white Mormons.


Actually, they are the 2012-2013 National Champs.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erQPY2Zjqko
 
2013-08-07 12:16:30 AM  

whosits_112: The All-Powerful Atheismo: ecmoRandomNumbers: xanadian: They're also freaks in the sack.

The gay ones, especially.

I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothin'... but Mormons have great asses.

Nice Orgazmo reference...


That was my stunt cock posting in my place
 
2013-08-07 12:19:06 AM  
Mods, can you please change the URL on this link to this?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uv5W1eFVtSs
← this is the original, uploaded by Jared Allen, cousin of Cody (the missionary that was doing the slam-dunks) and the one who actually videoed this and uploaded it to YouTube, four days before "TheNewDopeMusic" pirated / plagiarized Jared's video and re-uploaded it without giving credit, gaining over a million views in one day. They even had the gall to monetize it. Jared's video is Standard YouTube License, not Creative Commons, and his isn't monetized.

I really don't think that Fark should be helping criminals.
 
2013-08-07 12:30:49 AM  
Obligatory:

Hasa Diga Eebowai
 
2013-08-07 12:36:57 AM  

divx88: ecmoRandomNumbers: This is hardly surprising, since a basketball court is built into every stake center in the world. Mormons know basketball and multi-level marketing.

and how to shun-un-un-un outsiders ... at least So-Cal Mormons.  Utah ones are pretty nice.


I wasn't going to comment until I saw this. As an ex-mo' who lived in Utah I can tell you firsthand that this is not true. Those motherfarkers are nice to your face, but wait til your back is turned or try telling them you ain't apart of the club....yeah, the niceness disappears real quick....nuke that whole farkin' place from orbit just to be sure
 
2013-08-07 12:37:28 AM  

mooseyfate: Also:

[steeshes.files.wordpress.com image 400x300]
Unimpressed.


I thought I was going to have to do it.

Pancakes...
 
2013-08-07 12:46:18 AM  

Mad Tea Party: I have a lot of Mormon relatives out in Salt Lake City. They're all hardcore into basketball.


Let me guess - 20 minute drive to some of the best skiing on the planet and they'd rather go to a Jazz game.
 
2013-08-07 01:16:31 AM  
nofilmschool.com

Approves
 
2013-08-07 05:04:02 AM  
not every black man can play basketball, take me for example, I get outplayed by Filipino kids
 
2013-08-07 07:18:20 AM  
They pull that hustle shiat in the wrong area, they'll be meeting Indian Jesus soon enough...
 
2013-08-07 07:55:45 AM  

DeathByGeekSquad: They pull that hustle shiat in the wrong area, they'll be meeting Indian Jesus soon enough...


Yeah, I think you missed the point of what was going on there.

Or maybe you just didn't have anything clever as your hook to throw in a dig about something called "Indian Jesus"
 
2013-08-07 11:28:30 AM  
The Mormon Missionary position is never a shooting guard
 
2013-08-07 11:47:47 AM  

Solon Isonomia: mooseyfate: Also:

[steeshes.files.wordpress.com image 400x300]
Unimpressed.

CHALLENGE HIM!


Game... Blouses.
 
2013-08-07 12:06:13 PM  
I wish I was little bit taller
I wish I was a baller
I wish I had a girl who looked good
I would call her
I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat
And a six four Impala
 
2013-08-07 02:38:46 PM  
 
JFC
2013-08-08 01:15:16 AM  
Because they put basketball courts in almost every church. Not surprising.
 
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