jdbob: "It appeared to be injured," she said. "An injury to the vaginal area."Ron Jeremy?
"I did not have sexual relations with that horse behind the Gem."
Enemabag Jones: "It appeared to be injured," she said. "An injury to the vaginal area."The person eventually alerted the horse's owner, who took it to a veterinarian for an examination. The apparent horse molestation was reported to troopers on Monday. Ipsen said she did not know the horse's age, breed or owner's name.I don't know why, but this could be the funniest unfunny moment ever.\I am sorry to tell you this, but your horse was molested.\\Now stomp on the stuffed horse where the bad man touched you and neigh a few times.
Enemabag Jones: Getting the referral for a horse OBGYN is really tough.
Enemabag Jones: "It appeared to be injured," she said. "An injury to the vaginal area."That bastard.If he couldn't get her ready first at least he could have used lube.\OK, I am done.
Lipspinach: Someone with a cock large enough to injure a horse would be pretty rare.I'm thinking it was a Horse Fisterer.
screwzloos: Hooray for my home town. No, it wasn't me.Someday I'll get out of Fairbanks.
Twilight Farkle: [25.media.tumblr.com image 500x281]Sounds like some trooper encountered... The Worst. Possible. Thing.
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