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(Foodbeast)   How many men does it take to steal a $10 sandwich? Four, apparently   (foodbeast.com) divider line 34
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2013-08-06 04:49:17 PM  
Better be a cheesesteak.
 
2013-08-06 04:54:28 PM  
I wish I could've caught him doing it. I'd have given anything to catch that asshole doing it. It'd been worth him doing it just so I could've caught him doing it. Who does that to a man's sandwich?  I mean, don't fark with another man' sandwich.
 
2013-08-06 04:54:38 PM  
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You idiots! When I told you to go to Newport and steal a nuclear sub, I was not referring to the presence of hot peppers!
 
2013-08-06 04:55:26 PM  
It's close to lunchtime here. This picture made my mouth water.
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2013-08-06 04:55:59 PM  
With the diner fight posted earlier and this sandwich theft, I'm thinking the death penalty is horribly under-utilized in the US.
 
2013-08-06 04:57:05 PM  
 
2013-08-06 04:59:53 PM  
Five...Five...Five doll- oops, nevermind.
 
2013-08-06 05:00:37 PM  

blatz514: The signature subs are around $7 but totally worth it.


Do they still give you the guts of the bread wrapped with the made sammich?  I don't get why they do that.  I want more toppings and less bread, feed it to the birds.
 
2013-08-06 05:01:34 PM  
She added that after taking the bag, Iglesias entered a vehicle waiting. Waiting in the car were Daniel Godinez, 23, Edwin Yhuit, 27, and Daniel Garcia, 28.

Did they then split the sandwich with the other six guys in the bed of the pickup?
 
2013-08-06 05:01:46 PM  
10

10 dollar

10 dollar misd'meanor
 
2013-08-06 05:03:34 PM  
I could go for a Bobby about now.  Capriotti's FTW.

capriottis.com
 
2013-08-06 05:04:16 PM  
Old friend of mines wife was taking the garbage bag out to the can next to the stoop about 15 years ago. They live in Downtown San Francisco in one of those really old row houses in the Marina District. A couple of guys come running up to her, punch her in the mouth, knock her down and grab the bag of trash and go running down the street.

They called the cops of course, and she got some stitches on her mouth, but they never did find the guys or that sack of trash.

Thieves are stupid.
 
2013-08-06 05:06:25 PM  

Atomic Spunk: It's close to lunchtime here. This picture made my mouth water.
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I've got the weirdest boner right now...
 
2013-08-06 05:07:01 PM  

LeroyBourne: blatz514: The signature subs are around $7 but totally worth it.

Do they still give you the guts of the bread wrapped with the made sammich?  I don't get why they do that.  I want more toppings and less bread, feed it to the birds.


Yes they do.  It's good for sopping up and mustard and mayo that may have fell off the sub.
 
2013-08-06 05:07:44 PM  
One to eat the sandwich and three to beat off Jared.

/no, you read that correctly
 
2013-08-06 05:09:47 PM  

LeroyBourne: blatz514: The signature subs are around $7 but totally worth it.

Do they still give you the guts of the bread wrapped with the made sammich?  I don't get why they do that.  I want more toppings and less bread, feed it to the birds.


Huh, after perusing the website more, I found this.
 
2013-08-06 05:19:08 PM  
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2013-08-06 05:19:47 PM  
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2013-08-06 05:20:34 PM  
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2013-08-06 05:21:19 PM  
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2013-08-06 05:22:09 PM  
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2013-08-06 05:22:50 PM  
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2013-08-06 05:23:30 PM  
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2013-08-06 05:24:05 PM  
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2013-08-06 05:24:47 PM  
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2013-08-06 05:25:22 PM  
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2013-08-06 05:50:14 PM  

blatz514: LeroyBourne: blatz514: The signature subs are around $7 but totally worth it.

Do they still give you the guts of the bread wrapped with the made sammich?  I don't get why they do that.  I want more toppings and less bread, feed it to the birds.

Huh, after perusing the website more, I found this.


Huh, that's a pretty good gimmick.
 
2013-08-06 05:58:01 PM  
Worth stealing:

primantibros.com
 
2013-08-06 06:28:32 PM  
What a stoned criminal mastermind may look like..
 
2013-08-06 06:29:50 PM  
A $10 sandwich better come with a blowjow
 
2013-08-06 06:29:52 PM  
img203.imageshack.us

Currently wanted for questioning
 
2013-08-06 06:36:19 PM  
Oh man, I'm hankerin' for a hot pastrami and swiss from Sea Trader now.
 
2013-08-06 07:56:58 PM  
Better call the
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2013-08-07 07:32:10 AM  
Stealing cheese - easier proposition.

/buy the large-pocket shorts.
 
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