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(Huffington Post)   Clinton keeps mouth closed on Weiner   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 41
    More: Amusing, Anthony Weiner, Bill Clinton, U.S. Rep. Anthony Weiner, Capitol Hill in Washington, Richard Drew, Abedin, Huma Abedin  
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2013-08-06 03:38:51 PM
Really, one of the few times I *actually* LOLed on a headline...
 
2013-08-06 04:12:03 PM
Bill Clinton... Talk about an unwanted mental image.
 
2013-08-06 04:44:27 PM
WHAR IRONIC TAG WHAR
 
2013-08-06 04:45:59 PM
"We are a hundred miles away from that dick."
 
2013-08-06 06:05:02 PM
I liked "Clinton won't touch Weiner," but I saw it on Drudge so I'm ok with fark being different.
 
2013-08-06 06:23:55 PM
So, take a tip from Bill?
 
2013-08-06 06:28:51 PM
MMMMMMMM
Tastes Goood!
 
2013-08-06 06:29:23 PM
"About" would have been a better preposition.
 
2013-08-06 06:31:33 PM
I can't decide whether the mental image with Bill or Hilary is worse.

Bonus option: Chelsea.
 
2013-08-06 06:32:13 PM

Tell Me How My Blog Tastes: I liked "Clinton won't touch Weiner," but I saw it on Drudge so I'm ok with fark being different.


It's funny because she's a lesbian.
 
2013-08-06 06:32:44 PM
Man, what a hypocritical dick.  This whole affair is such a disgusting stain on this country's politics.  I can't even be subtle about it so PENIS PENIS SCHLONG DONG BALLS YOUR MOM KAWK SEXUAL INTERCOURSE.
 
2013-08-06 06:32:49 PM
Wow. This headline, here? Made me laugh uncomfortably, then grimace at the resulting mental image. If I could vote for it for HOTY on that alone I would.
 
2013-08-06 06:34:44 PM
We all know what Bill keeps his mouth closed on...

www.holycitysinner.com
 
2013-08-06 06:35:57 PM
Sexual innuendo.
 
2013-08-06 06:37:24 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-08-06 06:38:58 PM
At least it won't get on her blue dress.

/Is it Hillary or Bill that the headline is referring to?
 
2013-08-06 06:39:03 PM
i306.photobucket.com
 
2013-08-06 06:41:00 PM
Bill Clinton doesn't let Weiner come of of his mouth!
 
2013-08-06 06:51:40 PM
Headline unpossible anyway, regardless of which Clinton you're talking about.
 
2013-08-06 06:52:07 PM

super_grass: I can't decide whether the mental image with Bill or Hilary is worse.

Bonus option: Chelsea.


How about Buddy?

/you're right, that's over the line
 
2013-08-06 07:12:19 PM
Some day I'll stop laughing at the Weiner headlines.  Today is not that day.
 
2013-08-06 07:14:21 PM

Nick Nostril: Headline unpossible anyway, regardless of which Clinton you're talking about.



That depends on what your definition of "Weiner" is
 
2013-08-06 07:15:19 PM
can you imagine what clinton would have done if smartphones and the internet in it's current form were around back in the 90's? We'd probably have seen the first presidential sex tape because Linda Tripp would have recorded Bill and Monica skyping... ew...
 
2013-08-06 07:56:29 PM

super_grass: I can't decide whether the mental image with Bill or Hilary is worse.

Bonus option: Chelsea.


Right.  Like Hilary would ever have one of those in her mouth.  Why do you think Bill went after Monica?
 
2013-08-06 07:59:06 PM

AngryDragon: super_grass: I can't decide whether the mental image with Bill or Hilary is worse.

Bonus option: Chelsea.

Right.  Like Hilary would ever have one of those in her mouth.  Why do you think Bill went after Monica?


The one thing all his skanks had in common was blowjob eyes.
 
2013-08-06 08:10:55 PM

lohphat: "About" would have been a better preposition.


So many possibilities.  Went with 8th grade reading/comprehension level.
 
2013-08-06 08:16:49 PM
*scans headline*


i.imgur.com
 
2013-08-06 08:35:37 PM
Poor clinton - he gets that call or knock on the door every time a politician gets caught in a sex scandal doesn't he?
 
2013-08-06 08:57:07 PM
Wow--I saw that interview at the gym--or tried to...very difficult to read the captions from my vantage point. Did a double-take when I saw the interviewer ask the question, and only got about 50% of his response. I do wish my headphones had been plugged in.  She had some great big balls on her.
 
2013-08-06 08:57:25 PM
Well, Clinton won't go near weiner because he's a vegan, duh.

...or are we talking about Hillary?
 
2013-08-06 08:57:26 PM
I make it a habit to post in every potential HOTY.

So there.
 
2013-08-06 09:38:30 PM
Loose lips sink ships of state.
 
2013-08-06 09:52:39 PM
O la la, la double entendre, c'est vraiment magnifique!
Comme j'ai rit!
Merci beaucoup!
 
gja [TotalFark]
2013-08-06 10:23:25 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: So, take a tip from Bill?


Seems more like a case of "Give a tip to Bill".

/OK, I just sicked up into my throat at that visual. Serves me farking right.
 
gja [TotalFark]
2013-08-06 10:26:39 PM

super_grass: I can't decide whether the mental image with Bill or Hilary is worse.

Bonus option: Chelsea.


BLEAH. You take her. You already know what she will look like at 50......
 
2013-08-06 10:36:30 PM
Don't inhale.
 
2013-08-07 12:30:01 AM

gja: super_grass: I can't decide whether the mental image with Bill or Hilary is worse.

Bonus option: Chelsea.

BLEAH. You take her. You already know what she will look like at 50......


maaadddog.files.wordpress.com

Yes. I'd still hit it. I'm not going to be around when she's 50.

That being said I would also bang Hillary if given the chance. A woman that powerful? I would give her the right wing grudge farking of her life. You know the Clintons have been swinging for years right?

i.imgur.com

Just look at Bill's face. Tipper is about to get farked harder than a whitewater real estate investor. Hillary knows Al's beta male oral skills are second only to Tipper's. She will enjoy each of them in turn until Bill is ready to bang her in round two while she returns the oral favor to both of the Gores.

/I'll be in my bunk
 
2013-08-07 02:04:54 AM
It may be 2 AM and I may be drunk, but the headline made me snot. Good job, that's a rarity.
 
2013-08-07 08:38:44 AM
Just keep telling yourself it's only a cigar.
 
2013-08-07 09:28:29 AM
Evidently I'm one of the few who feel this headline is HOTY material.
 
2013-08-08 02:00:55 AM

gja: OK, I just sicked up into my throat at that



Did you spit or swallow?
 
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