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(KNBC 4 Los Angeles)   Truck full of avocados spills on freeway, truck loads of tomatoes, onions, lime, and salt on their way   (nbclosangeles.com ) divider line
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1338 clicks; posted to Main » on 06 Aug 2013 at 5:15 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-08-06 04:56:13 PM  
Why? Is someone making pico to set next to the guac?

/onions and tomatoes in guac is a heresy
 
2013-08-06 05:01:05 PM  

timujin: Why? Is someone making pico to set next to the guac?

/onions and tomatoes in guac is a heresy


So.. you like mashed up avocados? Now, there's nothing wrong with that, but it's not guacamole.
 
2013-08-06 05:03:42 PM  

what_now: timujin: Why? Is someone making pico to set next to the guac?

/onions and tomatoes in guac is a heresy

So.. you like mashed up avocados? Now, there's nothing wrong with that, but it's not guacamole.


Avocados, a little sour cream to make it smooth, salt, pepper (my own heresy, I suppose) and lime.
 
2013-08-06 05:04:23 PM  
Careful, there's a dip in the road.
 
2013-08-06 05:09:33 PM  

I_Am_Weasel: Careful, there's a dip in the road.


*golf clap*
 
2013-08-06 05:18:34 PM  

timujin: what_now: timujin: Why? Is someone making pico to set next to the guac?

/onions and tomatoes in guac is a heresy

So.. you like mashed up avocados? Now, there's nothing wrong with that, but it's not guacamole.

Avocados, a little sour cream to make it smooth, salt, pepper (my own heresy, I suppose) and lime.


Sour cream???  You, sir, are the heretic.
 
2013-08-06 05:20:13 PM  

cgraves67: I_Am_Weasel: Careful, there's a dip in the road.

*golf clap*


Holy guacamole!
 
2013-08-06 05:20:30 PM  

what_now: timujin: Why? Is someone making pico to set next to the guac?

/onions and tomatoes in guac is a heresy

So.. you like mashed up avocados? Now, there's nothing wrong with that, but it's not guacamole.


Sure it is. Bare-bones guacamole. Adding stuff is cool too, I like salt and a splash of lime, sometimes a bit of chili powder.
 
2013-08-06 05:21:18 PM  
Where the hell is the cilantromobile?
 
2013-08-06 05:22:10 PM  

violentsalvation: what_now: timujin: Why? Is someone making pico to set next to the guac?

/onions and tomatoes in guac is a heresy

So.. you like mashed up avocados? Now, there's nothing wrong with that, but it's not guacamole.

Sure it is. Bare-bones guacamole. Adding stuff is cool too, I like salt and a splash of lime, sometimes a bit of chili powder.


No roasted red pepper?
 
2013-08-06 05:22:11 PM  

FrancoFile: timujin: what_now: timujin: Why? Is someone making pico to set next to the guac?

/onions and tomatoes in guac is a heresy

So.. you like mashed up avocados? Now, there's nothing wrong with that, but it's not guacamole.

Avocados, a little sour cream to make it smooth, salt, pepper (my own heresy, I suppose) and lime.

Sour cream???  You, sir, are the heretic.


^^^
That. Sour cream does not belong in guacamole.

Onions, lime and salt are required. Tomato and jalapeno are acceptable but optional.
 
2013-08-06 05:22:23 PM  
What about a van full of cilantro?
 
2013-08-06 05:22:23 PM  

I_Am_Weasel: Careful, there's a dip in the road.


Sweet.
 
2013-08-06 05:22:40 PM  

I_Am_Weasel: Careful, there's a dip in the road.


CHiPs and dip?

barfblog.com
 
2013-08-06 05:22:53 PM  

culebra: Where the hell is the cilantromobile?


Now you've done it..prepare for the haters.

\Still having cilantro burps from my carne al pastor tacos at lunch.
 
2013-08-06 05:23:21 PM  
TEAM CILANTRO!
 
2013-08-06 05:24:40 PM  

Ex-Texan: What about a van full of cilantro?


culebra: Where the hell is the cilantromobile?


Noooooooo!!! Vile weed!
 
2013-08-06 05:24:59 PM  
People farking love guac.  I made 6 avocados worth for a party of 40 people that included a lot of other food and the animals ate every bite.

/onion, tomato, lime, salt, pepper and a hint of cumin.
 
2013-08-06 05:25:11 PM  

Ex-Texan: What about a van full of cilantro?


You go to hell. You go to hell and you die!

/one of those genetic freaks that has the "cilantro tastes like soap" marker.
 
2013-08-06 05:25:57 PM  
Avocados, onions, jalapenos, lime juice, cilantro, salt.
 
2013-08-06 05:27:43 PM  
Jeezus...now we got guacamole snobs....
 
2013-08-06 05:28:14 PM  
Avocados, salt, lime juice, garlic powder, tobasco sauce and/or chili powder
 
2013-08-06 05:28:23 PM  

jst3p: I_Am_Weasel: Careful, there's a dip in the road.

CHiPs and dip?

[barfblog.com image 338x425]


+1
 
2013-08-06 05:28:42 PM  
Avocados are gross.  There, I said it.
 
2013-08-06 05:29:01 PM  

violentsalvation: what_now: timujin: Why? Is someone making pico to set next to the guac?

/onions and tomatoes in guac is a heresy

So.. you like mashed up avocados? Now, there's nothing wrong with that, but it's not guacamole.

Sure it is. Bare-bones guacamole. Adding stuff is cool too, I like salt and a splash of lime, sometimes a bit of chili powder.



Avocado
Diced Tomatoes
Roasted Green Chilis
Chopped Green Onion
Opional: Little Sour cream or Cottage Cheese (I uses Cottage Cheese personally)
Lime Juice
Garlic salt and pepper to taste

Chill and enjoy

I feel like I am forgetting something but you can almost add whatever you want and it'll be good.
 
2013-08-06 05:29:43 PM  

dustygrimp: People farking love guac.  I made 6 avocados worth for a party of 40 people that included a lot of other food and the animals ate every bite.

/onion, tomato, lime, salt, pepper and a hint of cumin.


Only 6 avocados for 40 people? Dude, that's minimum for my family of four and that's not exaggerating.
 
2013-08-06 05:30:09 PM  
s18.postimg.org
 
2013-08-06 05:32:44 PM  

RottNDude: Ex-Texan: What about a van full of cilantro?

You go to hell. You go to hell and you die!

/one of those genetic freaks that has the "cilantro tastes like soap" marker.


So sorry for you, cilantro is so awesome... fresh leaves in a fresh quesadilla that's been gently toasted... food from heaven.
 
2013-08-06 05:32:51 PM  
I put dill and cream cheese in my guac. Is that not traditional?
 
2013-08-06 05:33:18 PM  
Make everyone happy:

Guacamole in one bowl (Avocado, salt, and lime juice)

Pico de gallo in another (tomatoes, onions, jalapeños, cilantro and salt)
 
2013-08-06 05:33:47 PM  
I just accidentally posted this in a gun thread:


avocados, jalapeno peppers, lime, onion, cumin, sea salt, pepper, hint of cayenne.

/tomatoes if they are around.
 
2013-08-06 05:34:18 PM  
I have never heard of anyone putting sour cream in guacamole before this thread.  Bunch a gringos.
 
2013-08-06 05:36:41 PM  

dustygrimp: People farking love guac.  I made 6 avocados worth for a party of 40 people that included a lot of other food and the animals ate every bite.

/onion, tomato, lime, salt, pepper and a hint of cumin.


6 avocados for 40 people? Stingy McMiser!
 
2013-08-06 05:37:33 PM  
Even though I live in SoCal, I never eat the vile, green guacamole goo.  Looks like baby poo.
 
2013-08-06 05:39:24 PM  
I love avocados. And am happy to live in San Diego where they grow everywhere and you can get huge Haas avos for 50 cents or less each.
 
2013-08-06 05:40:09 PM  
I'm with the bare-bones crowd - Avocado, salt, and lime - but I think a little bit of minced garlic is a delicious addition. You don't want to go too heavy on it, though.
 
2013-08-06 05:42:56 PM  
You know what's good? When you take an avocado, cut in half, grill it lightly and stuff the middle with lobster.
 
2013-08-06 05:43:27 PM  

aaronx: Make everyone happy:

Guacamole in one bowl (Avocado, salt, and lime juice)

Pico de gallo in another (tomatoes, onions, jalapeños, cilantro and salt)


Works for me, dump the pico in the guac. That's pretty much how I make my guacamole.

/with my flawless Mexican accent I pronounce it "quack-a-mole"
//with my faithful chi-hoo-a-hooah at my side
 
2013-08-06 05:44:06 PM  
My wife makes a yummy guacamole cream pie

/that is all
 
2013-08-06 05:45:15 PM  

timujin: what_now: timujin: Why? Is someone making pico to set next to the guac?

/onions and tomatoes in guac is a heresy

So.. you like mashed up avocados? Now, there's nothing wrong with that, but it's not guacamole.

Avocados, a little sour cream to make it smooth, salt, pepper (my own heresy, I suppose) and lime.


www.mrbreakfast.com
go buy your middle america phony guac at a Walmart. Share it with your fellow TeaParty epicures but keep it away from me.
 
2013-08-06 05:46:06 PM  

Osomatic: I'm with the bare-bones crowd - Avocado, salt, and lime - but I think a little bit of minced garlic is a delicious addition. You don't want to go too heavy on it, though.


The garlic I have easy access to around here is Chinese, ie flavorless crap. The Quebec stuff only pops up in early fall I think.

I usually make my guacamole with finely chopped red onions.
 
2013-08-06 05:46:25 PM  

Psycoholic_Slag: Bunch a gringos


THIS!
 
2013-08-06 05:47:57 PM  

odinsposse: I put dill and cream cheese in my guac. Is that not traditional?


3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-08-06 05:48:46 PM  
If you don't use cream cheese, you don't know what you're missing.

/olive brine instead of salt FTW
 
2013-08-06 05:50:26 PM  
People don't put chili powder in their guac?
 
2013-08-06 05:50:26 PM  
Chipotle said stop stealing their recipes.
 
2013-08-06 05:50:39 PM  
Loads of Mexicans clogging the highway for the "cleanup."
Perfect time for ICE to do a roundup.
Yeah I said it so what.
 
2013-08-06 05:50:53 PM  

I_Am_Weasel: Careful, there's a dip in the road.


t3.gstatic.com
 
2013-08-06 05:51:32 PM  
Who Hass the time to pick them all up?
 
2013-08-06 05:52:30 PM  
I had the "guacamole" with sour cream in it once. My mouth was sad.

2 avocados
1/3 med. red onion (finely diced)
1 roma tomato (seeded, diced)
1 jalapeno (finely diced, not seeded for extra kick!)
handful cilantro (chopped, feel bad for you cilantro haters. really do.)
pinch salt
dash lime juice
 
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