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2013-08-06 01:35:52 PM
I approve.
 
2013-08-06 01:40:04 PM
What, you've never heard of wet nurses?
 
2013-08-06 01:42:17 PM
See? The gays fixed the economy!
 
2013-08-06 01:44:56 PM

Nabb1: What, you've never heard of wet nurses?


No kidding. This is somehow considered cutting edge?
 
2013-08-06 01:45:13 PM
I hate to be "that guy", but isn't there some reason that the actual mother's milk is sort of the point of it?  Antibodies or antigens or some such?
 
2013-08-06 01:48:51 PM

Old_Chief_Scott: Nabb1: What, you've never heard of wet nurses?

No kidding. This is somehow considered cutting edge?


Well, Subby lives in the 1300s and had his brain rotted through by the pox, so yes.
 
2013-08-06 01:49:34 PM

nekom: I hate to be "that guy", but isn't there some reason that the actual mother's milk is sort of the point of it?  Antibodies or antigens or some such?


In a nutshell, yes. Breast milk provides a number of antibodies that formula does not. Modern formula is great, but breast milk is still better.
 
2013-08-06 01:52:00 PM
It took me a second to realize that this was for their babies.
 
2013-08-06 01:53:32 PM

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Well, Subby lives in the 1300s and had his brain rotted through by the pox, so yes.


What Subbster might look like:

i39.tinypic.com
 
2013-08-06 01:56:33 PM
How is babby fed?
 
2013-08-06 01:59:56 PM

JerseyTim: It took me a second to realize that this was for their babies.


Hahahahahahahaha!!!
 
2013-08-06 02:23:44 PM
Is there anything I can rent out to lesbian parents?
 
2013-08-06 02:26:01 PM
How much? I'm starving here.
 
2013-08-06 02:29:26 PM
Tit's for Tots?
 
2013-08-06 02:37:22 PM

reillan: Is there anything I can rent out to lesbian parents?


Deadbeat dad for hire. You don't even have to show up.
 
2013-08-06 02:43:19 PM

Nabb1: nekom: I hate to be "that guy", but isn't there some reason that the actual mother's milk is sort of the point of it?  Antibodies or antigens or some such?

In a nutshell, yes. Breast milk provides a number of antibodies that formula does not. Modern formula is great, but breast milk is still better.


I believe his question was whether those antibodies need to come from the biological mother, rather than simply any woman; not about breast milk vs. formula.
 
2013-08-06 02:43:30 PM
Do I have to do everything around here?

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You're welcome.  Now FFS, let's have us a thread.
 
2013-08-06 02:44:15 PM
What if the gay male parents DON'T have a breastfeeding service? Can they still rent the nurse?

/farking modifiers, how do they dangle?
 
2013-08-06 02:45:43 PM
Do they HAVE to be gay parents?  I'm a straight grandparent, for example, and I'd like to take advantage of these... um... "services".
 
2013-08-06 02:46:02 PM

Nabb1: What, you've never heard of wet nurses?


Outside of Vivid Video?
 
2013-08-06 02:46:42 PM

Occam's Nailfile: Do I have to do everything around here?

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You're welcome.  Now FFS, let's have us a thread.


2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-08-06 02:46:55 PM
www.wyrd-games.net
 
2013-08-06 02:46:55 PM

nekom: I hate to be "that guy", but isn't there some reason that the actual mother's milk is sort of the point of it?  Antibodies or antigens or some such?


Yes, but by and large they antibodies are similar from person to person. While it might be true that the mother's milk might be more specifically suited to the child's metabolism, the Milk of any woman is better than formula in general. There are also thought to be psychological benefits to  the child nursing.

Additionally, Almost any woman can lactate given enough stimulation.

but one has to ensure that the baby gets the 'foremilk' with all the proteins and fats in it, and not the 'hindmilk' which is mostly water.
 
2013-08-06 02:46:56 PM

JerseyTim: It took me a second to realize that this was for their babies.


UberDave: Tit's for Tots?


You guys KILL me.
 
2013-08-06 02:47:34 PM

nekom


I hate to be "that guy", but isn't there some reason that the actual mother's milk is sort of the point of it? Antibodies or antigens or some such?


I don't think it has to be the mother. It's not as if breast milk has a type: "Oh sorry, you can't use her milk, she's D+".
 
2013-08-06 02:47:50 PM
Missed it by THIS much
 
2013-08-06 02:48:11 PM
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2013-08-06 02:48:17 PM
Wait.

So what you're saying to me is that I can legally pay money for a women dressed like a nurse to come to my house so I can suck on her tits?

Man, the only way that could be more awesome is if she'd dress like a nun.
 
2013-08-06 02:49:56 PM

Satanic_Hamster: Wait.

So what you're saying to me is that I can legally pay money for a women dressed like a nurse to come to my house so I can suck on her tits?

Man, the only way that could be more awesome is if she'd dress like a nun.


Like this?

mobigs.com
 
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2013-08-06 02:50:32 PM
I am not doing a bookmark because this is a sexy nurse thread.

not..at..all.....
 
2013-08-06 02:50:45 PM
i34.photobucket.com
 
GBB
2013-08-06 02:50:59 PM
anything with nipples can be milked.
 
2013-08-06 02:51:06 PM

nekom: I hate to be "that guy", but isn't there some reason that the actual mother's milk is sort of the point of it?  Antibodies or antigens or some such?


That only distinguishes between breast milk and formula; it's unlikely that one woman's milk is superior to another's.  Just as mother and child will often have different blood types, there may be incompatibilities between the immune systems of a mother and her natural-born child as well.
 
2013-08-06 02:51:35 PM

Marcus Aurelius: Do they HAVE to be gay parents?  I'm a straight grandparent, for example, and I'd like to take advantage of these... um... "services".


FTFA: "I've received more than a dozen requests, but only half of them were serious. The rest were from perverts,"

My guess is that you would be considered one of the perverts.
 
2013-08-06 02:53:13 PM

nekom: I hate to be "that guy", but isn't there some reason that the actual mother's milk is sort of the point of it?  Antibodies or antigens or some such?



I'm guessing  that the "fathers" want to distance themselves from "that thing" ASAP.
 
2013-08-06 02:53:51 PM

GBB: anything with nipples can be milked.



^ This needed to be said ^
 
2013-08-06 02:54:47 PM
"I've received more than a dozen requests, but only half of them were serious. The rest were from perverts..."

Go on.
 
2013-08-06 02:55:02 PM

FriarED1: Marcus Aurelius: Do they HAVE to be gay parents?  I'm a straight grandparent, for example, and I'd like to take advantage of these... um... "services".

FTFA: "I've received more than a dozen requests, but only half of them were serious. The rest were from perverts,"

My guess is that you would be considered one of the perverts.


He is posting on Fark...so yeah.

Perverts, the lot of ya.
 
2013-08-06 02:56:34 PM

Satanic_Hamster: Wait.

So what you're saying to me is that I can legally pay money for a women dressed like a nurse to come to my house so I can suck on her tits?

Man, the only way that could be more awesome is if she'd dress like a nun.


The women who do stuff like this aren't going to look like Uma Thermon or Charlize Theron. I'm predicting more of a Courtney Love.
 
2013-08-06 02:56:54 PM
"You know, we're in a loving relationship, and just because we don't have breasts does not mean we cannot nourish our child."
 
2013-08-06 02:57:52 PM
i called their service to get an example of the women whose breastmilk I would use. 3/5 stars. too much work for the payout.

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2013-08-06 02:57:53 PM

Sock Ruh Tease: "You know, we're in a loving relationship, and just because we don't have breasts does not mean we cannot nourish our child."


i.imgur.com
 
2013-08-06 02:58:42 PM
Last line of TFA:

Another user previously offered to rent out two goats as lawnmowers.

I don't know why I laughed so hard at that.
 
2013-08-06 02:58:46 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-08-06 02:59:08 PM
Do you have to have a baby?
 
2013-08-06 02:59:34 PM

Sock Ruh Tease: Sock Ruh Tease: "You know, we're in a loving relationship, and just because we don't have breasts does not mean we cannot nourish our child."


Is that the kid from the wonder years?
 
2013-08-06 03:00:03 PM
How much for her to breast feed me?
 
2013-08-06 03:00:36 PM

blatz514: FriarED1: Marcus Aurelius: Do they HAVE to be gay parents?

My guess is that you would be considered one of the perverts.

He is posting on Fark...so yeah.

Perverts, the lot of ya.


Not Fark...we are considered PROverts
 
2013-08-06 03:02:01 PM
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Diversity, y'all.
 
2013-08-06 03:02:49 PM
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