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(Gawker)   Blowing up your devil-possessed dog as part of your preparations for the coming nuclear holocaust is many things, but not animal cruelty   (gawker.com) divider line 28
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2013-08-06 03:05:26 PM  
15 votes:
Worst remake of Ol Yeller ever.
2013-08-06 03:14:08 PM  
5 votes:
www.laneparkdogs.com
obligatory...
2013-08-06 03:12:25 PM  
4 votes:

iheartscotch: Why yes; drugs were involved.

/ the dog was probably stealing the guy's meth; because, dogs have the appendages necessary to use meth.(sarcasm)

// I'm guessing drugs were involved


img.gawkerassets.com     I've seen black labs and chocolate labs. I've always wanted to see one of those meth labs.
2013-08-06 04:02:34 PM  
2 votes:
No you idiot, the devil is the details, not the tails.
2013-08-06 03:27:18 PM  
2 votes:

gshepnyc: If you believe in the devil, you are a crazy and dangerous person who ought to be locked up for the safety of everyone else. Your stupid beliefs are not worth the life of anyone else, including dogs.


That's devil talk right there.
2013-08-06 03:14:27 PM  
2 votes:
Old Yeller, Michael Bay style.
2013-08-06 03:11:00 PM  
2 votes:
Skamania County deputies

Why do all Washington State county names sound like the titles to punk compilation albums from the early 80s?
2013-08-06 03:08:36 PM  
2 votes:
sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net
I understand it was REAL good.
2013-08-06 08:29:28 PM  
1 votes:
How about a possessed CAT?
s23.postimg.org
2013-08-06 06:22:10 PM  
1 votes:
 I don't see what all the fuss is about. The man made it clear the dog was possessed by demons put there by his Ex-girlfriend. He lays it all out pretty clearly, besides look at him he looks like a man who knows when a dog is possessed by demons. I'll be honest it all looks on the level to me. Let the poor man go because he has serious work to get back to preparin for the Nuclear rapture.

 On the up side he'll always be remembered as the guy who blew up his dog preparing for the End Times.
2013-08-06 06:17:05 PM  
1 votes:

RoyHobbs22: Someone should blow that asshole up.


What about the rest of him?
2013-08-06 05:20:02 PM  
1 votes:

Hector Remarkable: All he wanted was a Devil Dog. Just one Devil Dog. And maybe a Pepsi to go with it.


He went to YOUR schools, He went to YOUR churches. He went to YOUR institutionalized learning facilities!
2013-08-06 05:18:42 PM  
1 votes:

Enemabag Jones: He was also in the process of preparing for a nuclear "rapture" and had removed all the metal objects from his home because they were inhabited by "the souls of demons."

I do admire his strength of character.  How many of you would just say 'fark it god, this makes living really hard' if god told you to move all metal objects from your home.

And what kind of metal objects, magnetic, non-magnetic.  What about porcelain knives.  I want to get inside this guys head.


I think he means all Iron Maiden, Pre-Black Album Metallica, Sepultura, etc. albums. That includes pewter castings of Eddie the Head, concert T-shirts with the sleeves ripped off, and air brushed leather jackets.
2013-08-06 05:01:30 PM  
1 votes:
Blowing up your devil-possessed dog as part of your preparations for the coming nuclear holocaust is many things, but not animal cruelty

As god is my witness, I didn't see the word "up" in this the first time.
2013-08-06 03:55:28 PM  
1 votes:
thetortoiseruns.files.wordpress.com
Frowns upon these shenanigans

/hot
2013-08-06 03:48:01 PM  
1 votes:

Okieboy: I blew chunks once


Was chunks the dog or the cat?
2013-08-06 03:39:42 PM  
1 votes:
Did he throw a lit stick of dynamite and says "Get it boy!"?
2013-08-06 03:36:39 PM  
1 votes:

freewill: *Indiana Jones* HE BELONGS IN AN INSTITUTION. */Indiana Jones*


SO DO YOU
2013-08-06 03:17:16 PM  
1 votes:
bloodstainedink.files.wordpress.com
2013-08-06 03:15:35 PM  
1 votes:

Lordserb: durbnpoisn: The death may have been instantanious, sure.  But the horror and fear that dog was going through as it was getting explosives strapped to it's body, would certainly qualify as cruelty.

As sad as this all is, there is no way i'm buying that argument.  Likely the dog was just as happy as it was before...it can't reason about its future demise.


Exactly.  At most, it sniffed at the explosives, decided they weren't snausages, and followed the "stay" instructions.

/All dogs go to heaven.
//Some are delivered by high explosives.
2013-08-06 03:14:29 PM  
1 votes:

durbnpoisn: The death may have been instantanious, sure.  But the horror and fear that dog was going through as it was getting explosives strapped to it's body, would certainly qualify as cruelty.


Allow me to play devils advocate....

cl.jroo.me

I'm sure there was some horror and fear for this mongrel
2013-08-06 03:12:57 PM  
1 votes:
Anyone who doesn't think a dog can be possessed by the devil has never sat next to my German Shepherd about 45 minutes after the wife decided he could have the leftover re-fried beans.


imageshack.us

/sulpherous fumes and all...
//still not gonna explode him...
2013-08-06 03:10:17 PM  
1 votes:

fat boy: Worst remake of Ol Yeller ever.



Great, now we're both going to Hell.
2013-08-06 03:10:11 PM  
1 votes:

blatz514: Dog parts were found strewn across the 45-year-old's yard.

That's usually what happens when you blow up an animal.


Well...if the animal being blown up is a dog. It'd be kinda weird to blow up a cow, and your front yard gets dog parts strewn about.
2013-08-06 03:09:09 PM  
1 votes:

caddisfly: It was a Yellow Lab.  If there was ever a breed least likely to be possessed by the devil . . .


If you need the devil, he'll be in his lab.
2013-08-06 03:08:47 PM  
1 votes:

Sin_City_Superhero: OK...a Pekenese?..no doubt. A Chihuahua?...maybe. But a Yellow Lab? You can't put evil into a Yellow Lab.


You sound like an expert on putting things into a lab....

/ I keed
2013-08-06 03:07:36 PM  
1 votes:

caddisfly: It was a Yellow Lab.  If there was ever a breed least likely to be possessed by the devil . . .


If it was a chihuahua he wouldn't have been arrested.
2013-08-06 03:04:05 PM  
1 votes:
It was a Yellow Lab.  If there was ever a breed least likely to be possessed by the devil . . .
 
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