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(Gawker)   Blowing up your devil-possessed dog as part of your preparations for the coming nuclear holocaust is many things, but not animal cruelty   (gawker.com) divider line 158
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2013-08-06 03:15:40 PM  

SmellsLikePoo: Allow me to play devils advocate....


Oh for the love of God.
 
2013-08-06 03:15:49 PM  

Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: durbnpoisn: The death may have been instantanious, sure.  But the horror and fear that dog was going through as it was getting explosives strapped to it's body, would certainly qualify as cruelty.

You give dogs too much credit in their understanding of explosives.


Bomb dogs understand explosives. They understand that if they smell an explosive and give the alert, they're gonna get a scooby snack.
 
2013-08-06 03:17:10 PM  
If you believe in the devil, you are a crazy and dangerous person who ought to be locked up for the safety of everyone else. Your stupid beliefs are not worth the life of anyone else, including dogs.
 
2013-08-06 03:17:16 PM  
bloodstainedink.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-08-06 03:17:59 PM  

Millennium: That's the problem with conflating abuse and cruelty. Not all abuse is cruel, but it is still abuse.


Dogs don't usually play S&M games.
 
2013-08-06 03:19:01 PM  

medius: [bloodstainedink.files.wordpress.com image 850x1279]


What a messed up movie.

//Well, I'd certainly say she had marvelous judgment, Albert, if not particularly good taste.
 
2013-08-06 03:19:18 PM  

mbillips: Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: durbnpoisn: The death may have been instantanious, sure.  But the horror and fear that dog was going through as it was getting explosives strapped to it's body, would certainly qualify as cruelty.

You give dogs too much credit in their understanding of explosives.

Bomb dogs understand explosives. They understand that if they smell an explosive and give the alert, they're gonna get a scooby snack.


No, bomb dogs understand specific scents.  They don't know that it's an explosive; they just know that they've been trained to respond to those scents.

Otherwise, their response wouldn't be to point or lie down (or whatever their alert is), it would be to run like hell out of the area.
 
2013-08-06 03:20:25 PM  
Sick asshole.  Hope he spends eternity in Hell.
 
2013-08-06 03:21:35 PM  
The law sentences you to have a collar affixed around your neck. It shall have enough explosives to blow your stupid head off. At a time not disclosed to you, the state shall detonate the device.

If you had elected me Jebus, I would have made such laws something something.
 
2013-08-06 03:22:11 PM  

blatz514: Sin_City_Superhero: blatz514: Dog parts were found strewn across the 45-year-old's yard.

That's usually what happens when you blow up an animal.

Well...if the animal being blown up is a dog. It'd be kinda weird to blow up a cow, and your front yard gets dog parts strewn about.

This is true.  How about an exploding whale?

[media4.s-nbcnews.com image 474x342]


media.kval.com
yes, how bout exploding whales
 
2013-08-06 03:25:10 PM  

Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: Thinking your dog is possessed by the devil should cause some sort of mandatory psychiatric examination by the state.


This. Aren't his babblings about demon-possessed dogs and pieces of metal a sufficient reason to involuntarily commit him for at least 24 hours? There's your "probable cause" right there.
 
2013-08-06 03:25:21 PM  

Ivo Shandor: Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: Thinking your dog is possessed by the devil should cause some sort of mandatory psychiatric examination by the state.

Won't happen. The DSM specifically excludes religious beliefs from the definition of a delusion.


I'm sure someone will hit on this, but thinking your dog is possessed by the devil isn't a religious belief.

Believing in the Devil is a religious belief. Thinking the dog is possessed by him is psychosis.
 
2013-08-06 03:26:02 PM  

blatz514: Sin_City_Superhero: blatz514: Dog parts were found strewn across the 45-year-old's yard.

That's usually what happens when you blow up an animal.

Well...if the animal being blown up is a dog. It'd be kinda weird to blow up a cow, and your front yard gets dog parts strewn about.

This is true.  How about an exploding whale?

[media4.s-nbcnews.com image 474x342]


Get that thing out of here it's bleeding all over the scooters!
 
2013-08-06 03:27:18 PM  

gshepnyc: If you believe in the devil, you are a crazy and dangerous person who ought to be locked up for the safety of everyone else. Your stupid beliefs are not worth the life of anyone else, including dogs.


That's devil talk right there.
 
2013-08-06 03:27:38 PM  
Crazy asshole.
 
2013-08-06 03:28:15 PM  
Wait, where did he buy his inflatable "Devil-Possessed Dog?"

How long do they take to blow up?

How much win would that be at halloween?
 
2013-08-06 03:28:56 PM  

blatz514: Sin_City_Superhero: blatz514: Dog parts were found strewn across the 45-year-old's yard.

That's usually what happens when you blow up an animal.

Well...if the animal being blown up is a dog. It'd be kinda weird to blow up a cow, and your front yard gets dog parts strewn about.

This is true.  How about an exploding whale?

[media4.s-nbcnews.com image 474x342]



Chuckling because my law school torts exam include an exploding whale.
 
2013-08-06 03:29:39 PM  

durbnpoisn: The death may have been instantanious, sure. But the horror and fear that dog was going through as it was getting explosives strapped to it's body, would certainly qualify as cruelty.


Horror?  Fear?  I had a lab once, his probable reaction to having the explosives put on him would most likely be along the lines of 'Yay!  They're paying attention to me!' along with intense sniffing of the explosives.  Not because he knows what they are, but because they're *different*.

Staked out in the yard for the detonation?  That'd be the bad bit.
 
2013-08-06 03:30:09 PM  
www.bet.com
 
2013-08-06 03:30:56 PM  

mbillips: SlothB77: maybe it is just me, but dying seems like suffering to me.

It's legal to kill a dog for any reason, as long as you do it "humanely." People have their pets euthanized all the time, sometime just because they want a new puppy (people suck). So what this guy did was grotesque, but not illegally cruel.


Does the euthanization have to be performed by a licensed vet or pound staffer or can any crazy fark do it for any reason they please?
 
2013-08-06 03:33:36 PM  

inner ted: blatz514: Sin_City_Superhero: blatz514: Dog parts were found strewn across the 45-year-old's yard.

That's usually what happens when you blow up an animal.

Well...if the animal being blown up is a dog. It'd be kinda weird to blow up a cow, and your front yard gets dog parts strewn about.

This is true.  How about an exploding whale?

[media4.s-nbcnews.com image 474x342]

[media.kval.com image 405x304]
yes, how bout exploding whales


Says so much about how different the world is now. I just cannot imagine any location getting the go-ahead to strap dynamite to a whale carcass and let spectators stand and park close enough to have whale bits raining down on them. It was glorious as an artifact of its time. I don't approve of what they did, but I appreciate having seen it. Humans are weird.

The asshat in the article however, needs to test one of those surgically implanted anus grenades AQ is working on.
 
2013-08-06 03:34:03 PM  

durbnpoisn: The death may have been instantanious, sure.  But the horror and fear that dog was going through as it was getting explosives strapped to it's body, would certainly qualify as cruelty.


I find it highly unlikely that the dog has even a rudimentary concept of bombs or what they do.

/ *Indiana Jones* HE BELONGS IN AN INSTITUTION. */Indiana Jones*
 
2013-08-06 03:35:13 PM  

justtray: Ivo Shandor: Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: Thinking your dog is possessed by the devil should cause some sort of mandatory psychiatric examination by the state.

Won't happen. The DSM specifically excludes religious beliefs from the definition of a delusion.

I'm sure someone will hit on this, but thinking your dog is possessed by the devil isn't a religious belief.

Believing in the Devil is a religious belief. Thinking the dog is possessed by him is psychosis.


Unless the dog IS possessed by the devil. Then what, smart guy?
 
2013-08-06 03:36:39 PM  

freewill: *Indiana Jones* HE BELONGS IN AN INSTITUTION. */Indiana Jones*


SO DO YOU
 
2013-08-06 03:37:00 PM  

Leo Bloom's Freakout: Says so much about how different the world is now. I just cannot imagine any location getting the go-ahead to strap dynamite to a whale carcass and let spectators stand and park close enough to have whale bits raining down on them. It was glorious as an artifact of its time. I don't approve of what they did, but I appreciate having seen it. Humans are weird.

The asshat in the article however, needs to test one of those surgically implanted anus grenades AQ is working on.


Actually, IIRC, it blew up due the gases that were in the dead whale.
 
2013-08-06 03:39:42 PM  
Did he throw a lit stick of dynamite and says "Get it boy!"?
 
2013-08-06 03:41:44 PM  

Ivo Shandor: Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: Thinking your dog is possessed by the devil should cause some sort of mandatory psychiatric examination by the state.

Won't happen. The DSM specifically excludes religious beliefs from the definition of a delusion.


Now that's crazy. x 2.
 
2013-08-06 03:42:02 PM  
Raining Bacon!
 
2013-08-06 03:42:35 PM  

justtray: Ivo Shandor: Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: Thinking your dog is possessed by the devil should cause some sort of mandatory psychiatric examination by the state.

Won't happen. The DSM specifically excludes religious beliefs from the definition of a delusion.

I'm sure someone will hit on this, but thinking your dog is possessed by the devil isn't a religious belief.

Believing in the Devil is a religious belief. Thinking the dog is possessed by him is psychosis.


OK, so...
Pigs possessed by demons - religion
Dog possessed by the devil - psychosis

Seems legit.
 
2013-08-06 03:48:01 PM  

Okieboy: I blew chunks once


Was chunks the dog or the cat?
 
2013-08-06 03:49:09 PM  

Dr Dreidel: freewill: *Indiana Jones* HE BELONGS IN AN INSTITUTION. */Indiana Jones*

SO DO YOU


*clap*
*clap*
*clap*

Very good, then.

/ Actually did Nazi see that one coming.
 
2013-08-06 03:49:36 PM  
Prisoners, generally speaking, do not deserve to be housed with this scumbag.  11 on the crazy scale.
 
2013-08-06 03:50:46 PM  
You over there, muscled redneck....yes, you!  My dick is possessed by the fiery demon of Satan and I need a mouth in which to douse the flame.

It's not rape if he didn't suffer and my only motivation was my religious beliefs.
 
2013-08-06 03:51:11 PM  
 
2013-08-06 03:51:42 PM  

Ivo Shandor: justtray: Ivo Shandor: Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: Thinking your dog is possessed by the devil should cause some sort of mandatory psychiatric examination by the state.

Won't happen. The DSM specifically excludes religious beliefs from the definition of a delusion.

I'm sure someone will hit on this, but thinking your dog is possessed by the devil isn't a religious belief.

Believing in the Devil is a religious belief. Thinking the dog is possessed by him is psychosis.

OK, so...
Pigs possessed by demons - religion
Dog possessed by the devil - psychosis

Seems legit.


My fundamentalism is a bit rusty, but aren't demons supposed to do the possessing? The devil doesn't possess anyone IIRC.
 
2013-08-06 03:52:11 PM  
We need to employ him to blow up all the pitts around here.  All dogs actually, since all they do is drain resources of the country.  Ask yourself, do you own a dog for your pleasure or to save a domesticated animal from death?
 
2013-08-06 03:53:08 PM  
No one ever considers the Renegade Angel angle...
 
2013-08-06 03:53:12 PM  
 
2013-08-06 03:53:35 PM  

MrHappyRotter: You over there, muscled redneck....yes, you!  My dick is possessed by the fiery demon of Satan and I need a mouth in which to douse the flame.

It's not rape if he didn't suffer and my only motivation was my religious beliefs.


Why not go all the way and say AIDS is a satanic curse, and the only way to cure it is to rape a virgin?

That's an established religious belief.
 
2013-08-06 03:53:59 PM  
Yeah. That guy just screams crazy and I don't see this ending well. I predict we'll be reading about him again in the future....after he's blown up his neighbors/local abortion clinic/some bar he doesn't like because "they're possessed by the devil".
 
2013-08-06 03:55:27 PM  

Suckmaster Burstingfoam: MrHappyRotter: You over there, muscled redneck....yes, you!  My dick is possessed by the fiery demon of Satan and I need a mouth in which to douse the flame.

It's not rape if he didn't suffer and my only motivation was my religious beliefs.

Why not go all the way and say AIDS is a satanic curse, and the only way to cure it is to rape a virgin?

That's an established religious belief.


Because virgins aren't really that much fun, so I'd rather have an experienced man with some muscle.  So stop persecuting me for my religious beliefs.  And open up wide.  You've got a cavity I'd like to fill with the sins of Jesus.
 
2013-08-06 03:55:28 PM  
thetortoiseruns.files.wordpress.com
Frowns upon these shenanigans

/hot
 
2013-08-06 03:56:30 PM  
Oops....missed your post Dahnkster.  Sorry.
 
2013-08-06 03:57:15 PM  

freewill: Dr Dreidel: freewill: *Indiana Jones* HE BELONGS IN AN INSTITUTION. */Indiana Jones*

SO DO YOU

*clap*
*clap*
*clap*

Very good, then.

/ Actually did Nazi see that one coming.


I can't hear the setup in any context without at least thinking the punchline.
 
2013-08-06 03:59:18 PM  
Thingster


Okieboy: I blew chunks once

Was chunks the dog or the cat?


Was it Bubbles the Clowns homeless brother?
 
2013-08-06 03:59:20 PM  
The greatest trick the devil ever played was making you believe that he wasn't in your dog. That'll show 'em.

/poor dog, hope asshole gets the pineapple when he gets to hell
 
2013-08-06 04:00:36 PM  
I am
Dog eyes
Dog mouth
Dog legs
I am
Doll arms
Big veins
Doll bait
 
2013-08-06 04:02:34 PM  
No you idiot, the devil is the details, not the tails.
 
2013-08-06 04:03:10 PM  
The religious are too stupid to live.
 
2013-08-06 04:03:25 PM  

Suckmaster Burstingfoam: My fundamentalism is a bit rusty, but aren't demons supposed to do the possessing? The devil doesn't possess anyone IIRC.


He usually sub-contracts, but I don't think there's anything which actually prevents the big D from doing it himself if he so chooses.
 
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