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(Gawker)   Blowing up your devil-possessed dog as part of your preparations for the coming nuclear holocaust is many things, but not animal cruelty   (gawker.com) divider line 158
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2013-08-06 02:34:34 PM  
maybe it is just me, but dying seems like suffering to me.
 
2013-08-06 03:01:42 PM  
Someone should blow that asshole up.
 
2013-08-06 03:02:00 PM  
I assume the asshole with be charged with that later.
 
2013-08-06 03:02:13 PM  
Whole lotta crazy going on there.

/and how would someone with an 'extensive criminal record' be able get a license for running a fireworks stand?
 
2013-08-06 03:02:38 PM  
Dog parts were found strewn across the 45-year-old's yard.

That's usually what happens when you blow up an animal.
 
2013-08-06 03:04:05 PM  
It was a Yellow Lab.  If there was ever a breed least likely to be possessed by the devil . . .
 
2013-08-06 03:04:33 PM  
Dog parts were found strewn across the 45-year-old's yard.

three people were overcome by fur.....
 
2013-08-06 03:04:56 PM  

SlothB77: maybe it is just me, but dying seems like suffering to me.


Not if it's a quick death.  It's why it's okay to shoot somebody on a battlefield but it's not okay to torture them once they're captured.
 
2013-08-06 03:05:26 PM  
Worst remake of Ol Yeller ever.
 
2013-08-06 03:06:09 PM  
They should hire him to work for the pound.
 
2013-08-06 03:06:18 PM  
Thinking your dog is possessed by the devil should cause some sort of mandatory psychiatric examination by the state.
 
2013-08-06 03:07:30 PM  
OK...a Pekenese?..no doubt. A Chihuahua?...maybe. But a Yellow Lab? You can't put evil into a Yellow Lab.
 
2013-08-06 03:07:30 PM  
Why yes; drugs were involved.

/ the dog was probably stealing the guy's meth; because, dogs have the appendages necessary to use meth.(sarcasm)

// I'm guessing drugs were involved
 
2013-08-06 03:07:36 PM  

caddisfly: It was a Yellow Lab.  If there was ever a breed least likely to be possessed by the devil . . .


If it was a chihuahua he wouldn't have been arrested.
 
2013-08-06 03:07:52 PM  
The death may have been instantanious, sure.  But the horror and fear that dog was going through as it was getting explosives strapped to it's body, would certainly qualify as cruelty.
 
2013-08-06 03:08:36 PM  
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I understand it was REAL good.
 
2013-08-06 03:08:47 PM  

Sin_City_Superhero: OK...a Pekenese?..no doubt. A Chihuahua?...maybe. But a Yellow Lab? You can't put evil into a Yellow Lab.


You sound like an expert on putting things into a lab....

/ I keed
 
2013-08-06 03:08:47 PM  

SlothB77: maybe it is just me, but dying seems like suffering to me.


I saw in another thread about this where the writer wondered 'if you kill a person and they do not suffer, is it still murder?'
 
2013-08-06 03:09:04 PM  
I blew chunks once
 
2013-08-06 03:09:05 PM  
Wanted for questioning
 
2013-08-06 03:09:09 PM  

caddisfly: It was a Yellow Lab.  If there was ever a breed least likely to be possessed by the devil . . .


If you need the devil, he'll be in his lab.
 
2013-08-06 03:09:36 PM  

durbnpoisn: The death may have been instantanious, sure.  But the horror and fear that dog was going through as it was getting explosives strapped to it's body, would certainly qualify as cruelty.


As sad as this all is, there is no way i'm buying that argument.  Likely the dog was just as happy as it was before...it can't reason about its future demise.
 
2013-08-06 03:09:44 PM  
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2013-08-06 03:10:11 PM  

blatz514: Dog parts were found strewn across the 45-year-old's yard.

That's usually what happens when you blow up an animal.


Well...if the animal being blown up is a dog. It'd be kinda weird to blow up a cow, and your front yard gets dog parts strewn about.
 
2013-08-06 03:10:16 PM  
This dick needs a swift kick to the nuts.
 
2013-08-06 03:10:17 PM  

fat boy: Worst remake of Ol Yeller ever.



Great, now we're both going to Hell.
 
2013-08-06 03:10:37 PM  

durbnpoisn: The death may have been instantanious, sure.  But the horror and fear that dog was going through as it was getting explosives strapped to it's body, would certainly qualify as cruelty.


You give dogs too much credit in their understanding of explosives.
 
2013-08-06 03:11:00 PM  
Skamania County deputies

Why do all Washington State county names sound like the titles to punk compilation albums from the early 80s?
 
2013-08-06 03:11:07 PM  

Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: Thinking your dog is possessed by the devil should cause some sort of mandatory psychiatric examination by the state.


Won't happen. The DSM specifically excludes religious beliefs from the definition of a delusion.
 
2013-08-06 03:11:13 PM  

Sin_City_Superhero: OK...a Pekenese?..no doubt. A Chihuahua?...maybe. But a Yellow Lab? You can't put evil into a Yellow Lab.


Sure you can.  You let the lab eat a cat.  Cats are evil.

/love my little minions from hell
 
2013-08-06 03:11:30 PM  
If it wasn't dog hunting season.....
 
2013-08-06 03:12:11 PM  

SlothB77: maybe it is just me, but dying seems like suffering to me.


It's legal to kill a dog for any reason, as long as you do it "humanely." People have their pets euthanized all the time, sometime just because they want a new puppy (people suck). So what this guy did was grotesque, but not illegally cruel.
 
2013-08-06 03:12:20 PM  

Lordserb: durbnpoisn: The death may have been instantanious, sure.  But the horror and fear that dog was going through as it was getting explosives strapped to it's body, would certainly qualify as cruelty.

As sad as this all is, there is no way i'm buying that argument.  Likely the dog was just as happy as it was before...it can't reason about its future demise.


Just like the child suicide bombers Al Qaeda uses.
 
2013-08-06 03:12:25 PM  

iheartscotch: Why yes; drugs were involved.

/ the dog was probably stealing the guy's meth; because, dogs have the appendages necessary to use meth.(sarcasm)

// I'm guessing drugs were involved


img.gawkerassets.com     I've seen black labs and chocolate labs. I've always wanted to see one of those meth labs.
 
2013-08-06 03:12:57 PM  
Anyone who doesn't think a dog can be possessed by the devil has never sat next to my German Shepherd about 45 minutes after the wife decided he could have the leftover re-fried beans.


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/sulpherous fumes and all...
//still not gonna explode him...
 
2013-08-06 03:13:11 PM  

Sybarite: fat boy: Worst remake of Ol Yeller ever.


Great, now we're both going to Hell.


That makes 3 of us.
 
2013-08-06 03:13:15 PM  
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2013-08-06 03:13:16 PM  

Sin_City_Superhero: blatz514: Dog parts were found strewn across the 45-year-old's yard.

That's usually what happens when you blow up an animal.

Well...if the animal being blown up is a dog. It'd be kinda weird to blow up a cow, and your front yard gets dog parts strewn about.


I'll bet David Blaine could do it.
 
2013-08-06 03:13:43 PM  

durbnpoisn: The death may have been instantanious, sure.  But the horror and fear that dog was going through as it was getting explosives strapped to it's body, would certainly qualify as cruelty.


Oh, that dog probably thought it was a game. Labs are not noted for their brainpower.
 
2013-08-06 03:13:47 PM  

Sin_City_Superhero: blatz514: Dog parts were found strewn across the 45-year-old's yard.

That's usually what happens when you blow up an animal.

Well...if the animal being blown up is a dog. It'd be kinda weird to blow up a cow, and your front yard gets dog parts strewn about.


This is true.  How about an exploding whale?

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2013-08-06 03:14:08 PM  
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obligatory...
 
2013-08-06 03:14:27 PM  
Old Yeller, Michael Bay style.
 
2013-08-06 03:14:29 PM  

durbnpoisn: The death may have been instantanious, sure.  But the horror and fear that dog was going through as it was getting explosives strapped to it's body, would certainly qualify as cruelty.


Allow me to play devils advocate....

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I'm sure there was some horror and fear for this mongrel
 
2013-08-06 03:14:38 PM  

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// I killed the President of Paraguay with a fork...how have you been?
// I love that flick
 
2013-08-06 03:15:05 PM  
That's the problem with conflating abuse and cruelty. Not all abuse is cruel, but it is still abuse.
 
2013-08-06 03:15:15 PM  
They call Amanda Bynes schizophrenic cos she smokes dope.

This guy blows up his dog cos he's possessed by Satan and thinks metal stuff is satanic and the rapture is coming, and he gets to run a fireworks stand.

Because America.
 
2013-08-06 03:15:21 PM  
Much like the GZ ruling, this is the right call.
Twisted and messed up, but he didn't violate that law.

/lots of prisoners I'm sure are dog lovers -- Darwin and karma are going to have a conference at this guy's anus
 
2013-08-06 03:15:33 PM  
Must be a local thing, because I can't take my dog out and put him down myself in my county, that counts as animal abuse.  I have to take him to a vet should the necessity ever unfortunately arise.

However, a neighbor can shoot a dog on someone else's property and get away with it.

My mother in law lost a Yellow Lab that way.  They shot it at the fence line, claimed it was threatening them.  From the other side of the fence....

I really despise the rednecks in Oregon.
 
2013-08-06 03:15:35 PM  
I always thought my ex wife was possessed by or actually the devil. Wonder if the excorism actually worked
 
2013-08-06 03:15:35 PM  

Lordserb: durbnpoisn: The death may have been instantanious, sure.  But the horror and fear that dog was going through as it was getting explosives strapped to it's body, would certainly qualify as cruelty.

As sad as this all is, there is no way i'm buying that argument.  Likely the dog was just as happy as it was before...it can't reason about its future demise.


Exactly.  At most, it sniffed at the explosives, decided they weren't snausages, and followed the "stay" instructions.

/All dogs go to heaven.
//Some are delivered by high explosives.
 
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