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(Right Wing Watch)   South Carolina teacher: I don't have the right to force students to pray, but I do have the right to tell them to bully gays in order to protect themselves from becoming crack-head child molestors   (rightwingwatch.org) divider line 113
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2013-08-06 02:26:06 PM

James!: Can we make it a requirement for teaching that you can't believe in magic?


You don't believe in magic in a young girl's heart?
 
2013-08-06 02:28:23 PM

Pants full of macaroni!!: Is there a 'winger anywhere who DOESN'T conflate gaiety with child molestation?


I can understand how goatherders might have been confused by this issue 3000 years ago, but today we have science.  Mountains of studies show exactly zero correlation between homosexuality and pedophilia.

The witchcraft thing confused me just as much, if not more.  Does he think gay people are magical?
 
2013-08-06 02:28:37 PM

HotWingConspiracy: National labor unions shouldn't be deciding what gets taught in local public schools anyways. People in their local communities and local school boards should get to decide that.

Why?


Why would a labor union get to decide what our kids get taught?  Good question.  There should be federal and state agencies tasked to come up with curriculum.  If only.
 
2013-08-06 02:29:32 PM

Nem Wan: Karac: factoryconnection: Residents of states that aren't South Carolina (or Florida, obviously): is there ever any good news that comes out of your state?  It appears to me that only terrible news can penetrate the SC border in the out-bound direction.

Well, South Carolina has .... shiat, I can't even think up a good lie.

Howsabout we just go with this: South Carolina - at least we're not North Carolina.

South Carolina has a beachfront view of a total solar eclipse in 2017. There.


We're South Carolina.  We've got beachfront and fatasses 365 days of the year.
You can head down to Myrtle Beach any time you want and wait for some tub of lard to bend over and give you a lunar eclipse of the sun.
 
2013-08-06 02:30:27 PM

imontheinternet: Does he think gay people are magical?


Well, at least one of us is.

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2013-08-06 02:31:01 PM

HotWingConspiracy: SkinnyHead: I do not have a right to tell them what to choose but they also do not have a right to choose a curriculum for me that I feel is biblically wrong.

National labor unions shouldn't be deciding what gets taught in local public schools anyways.  People in their local communities and local school boards should get to decide that.

Why?


Because in liberal, hippy-dippy, Muslim al-gebra loving states 2 + 2 = 4.
But in Real American red states, 2 + 2 = whatever makes Republicans feel better.
 
2013-08-06 02:32:41 PM

James!: Can we make it a requirement for teaching that you can't believe in magic?


Maybe for teaching science.  thinking magic is real is probably fine for history, literature, and economics.

/burn.
 
2013-08-06 02:33:37 PM

imontheinternet: Pants full of macaroni!!: Is there a 'winger anywhere who DOESN'T conflate gaiety with child molestation?

I can understand how goatherders might have been confused by this issue 3000 years ago, but today we have science.  Mountains of studies show exactly zero correlation between homosexuality and pedophilia.

The witchcraft thing confused me just as much, if not more.  Does he think gay people are magical?


Do they float?
 
2013-08-06 02:34:10 PM

Soup4Bonnie: James!: Can we make it a requirement for teaching that you can't believe in magic?

You don't believe in magic in a young girl's heart?


Mostly all you find in there is blood and my teeth.
 
2013-08-06 02:35:04 PM

Diogenes: imontheinternet: Does he think gay people are magical?

Well, at least one of us is.

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Make that two.

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2013-08-06 02:35:16 PM

HotWingConspiracy: SkinnyHead: I do not have a right to tell them what to choose but they also do not have a right to choose a curriculum for me that I feel is biblically wrong.

National labor unions shouldn't be deciding what gets taught in local public schools anyways.  People in their local communities and local school boards should get to decide that.

Why?


Because the local taxpayers are paying for it and because their children are attending those schools.
 
2013-08-06 02:36:27 PM
That website is a time machine.
 
2013-08-06 02:36:39 PM

Diogenes: imontheinternet: Does he think gay people are magical?

Well, at least one of us is.

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is?

I thought he was dead.
 
2013-08-06 02:37:20 PM

Pants full of macaroni!!: Is there a 'winger anywhere who DOESN'T conflate gaiety with child molestation?


To be fair libs equate the GOP with farking chickens.
 
2013-08-06 02:38:46 PM

Flab: Diogenes: imontheinternet: Does he think gay people are magical?

Well, at least one of us is.

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is?

I thought he was dead.


Pfft.  Details.
 
2013-08-06 02:38:59 PM
School teacher says something stupid,    Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
 
2013-08-06 02:40:15 PM

SkinnyHead: I do not have a right to tell them what to choose but they also do not have a right to choose a curriculum for me that I feel is biblically wrong.

National labor unions shouldn't be deciding what gets taught in local public schools anyways.  People in their local communities and local school boards should get to decide that.


Yes!, and while we're at it we should allow states to create and regulate their own currency as well. TO me what was really lacking was a system that kept things from leaving the state. Whether that be people, ideas, business, or money. I mean really why would there need to be some sort of National Standard out there? I'm pretty sure the local level has totally got everything covered, I mean they hired Ira Thomas, right?

I live in SC and hearing this kind of rhetoric isn't terribly uncommon sadly, but there is a lot of info missing from the article that I would be curious to know. i.e. where does he teach, what subjects, what grade levels ect. What saddens me the most when I hear this kind of thing from teachers is that because they are small minded and cannot think/learn past certain barriers they will project that onto an entire generation of children.
 
2013-08-06 02:46:29 PM

monoski: Pants full of macaroni!!: Is there a 'winger anywhere who DOESN'T conflate gaiety with child molestation?

To be fair libs equate the GOP with farking chickens.


That's not fair.  We don't literally think they enjoy farking chickens.  That's what's called a "euphemism."
No, "to be fair" us libs equate the GOP with farking male interns and gay dudes in public restrooms with wide stances.  However, we are not basing this purely on our GOPophobia, so much as past history with so many outspoken anti-gay conservatives who seem to trip and fall on gay dicks all so often.
 
2013-08-06 02:47:19 PM
Dr Dreidel: The My Little Pony Killer: If your religion prevents you from doing very basic functions of your job, you picked the wrong career field. GTFO before the butthurt overflows, and get started on something you can theoretically do correctly.

Whether you're a cabbie who won't transport people carrying alcohol, a hotel clerk who won't rent to an unmarried couple, a pharmacist who won't dispense prescribed medications to a patient, a teacher who won't teach evolution - GTFO. Make room for someone who can do the job well, and go work for someone who doesn't care if you do a piss-poor job.
 
2013-08-06 02:51:05 PM

imontheinternet: Pants full of macaroni!!: Is there a 'winger anywhere who DOESN'T conflate gaiety with child molestation?

I can understand how goatherders might have been confused by this issue 3000 years ago, but today we have science.  Mountains of studies show exactly zero correlation between homosexuality and pedophilia.

The witchcraft thing confused me just as much, if not more.  Does he think gay people are magical?


They are with interior decor...

The things they do with spray paint and old flea market junk can only be described as magic!
 
2013-08-06 02:54:04 PM

TheShavingofOccam123: A new commandment I give to you, that you love one another: just as I have loved you, you also are to love one another.


lol gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
 
2013-08-06 02:58:04 PM

monoski: To be fair libs equate the GOP with farking chickens.


Libs use the metaphor of "f*cking a chicken" for the way that the GOP employs dog whistles, talking points, and obfuscation to justify continuing to fail at its primary missions.  The GOP is not being accused of avian rape.  They are, however, constantly and literally equating homosexuality with pedophilia and bestiality... and it even creeps into legislation now and again.

One is a metaphor.  The other is a philosophy.
 
2013-08-06 03:05:36 PM

SkinnyHead: HotWingConspiracy: SkinnyHead: I do not have a right to tell them what to choose but they also do not have a right to choose a curriculum for me that I feel is biblically wrong.

National labor unions shouldn't be deciding what gets taught in local public schools anyways.  People in their local communities and local school boards should get to decide that.

Why?

Because the local taxpayers are paying for it and because their children are attending those schools.


Couple of things: The union doesn't decide what gets taught, and schools accept federal funding.
 
2013-08-06 03:06:55 PM

Pants full of macaroni!!: Is there a 'winger anywhere who DOESN'T conflate gaiety with child molestation?

 
2013-08-06 03:12:00 PM

factoryconnection: monoski: To be fair libs equate the GOP with farking chickens.

Libs use the metaphor of "f*cking a chicken" for the way that the GOP employs dog whistles, talking points, and obfuscation to justify continuing to fail at its primary missions.  The GOP is not being accused of avian rape.  They are, however, constantly and literally equating homosexuality with pedophilia and bestiality... and it even creeps into legislation now and again.

One is a metaphor.  The other is a philosophy.



Wait a second-- you tell me they're blowing dog whistles while farking chickens?  Why?  Do they want the dogs to watch of something?

That's just messed up.
 
2013-08-06 03:17:37 PM

ReverendJasen: monoski: Pants full of macaroni!!: Is there a 'winger anywhere who DOESN'T conflate gaiety with child molestation?

To be fair libs equate the GOP with farking chickens.

That's not fair.  We don't literally think they enjoy farking chickens.  That's what's called a "euphemism."
No, "to be fair" us libs equate the GOP with farking male interns and gay dudes in public restrooms with wide stances.  However, we are not basing this purely on our GOPophobia, so much as past history with so many outspoken anti-gay conservatives who seem to trip and fall on gay dicks all so often.


Turn the sarcasm meter back on or change the battery, you missed that one
 
2013-08-06 03:21:19 PM
Seems like the obvious conservative answer is to allow students to carry guns. By being armed, homosexuals can protect themselves from tyranny.

To enhance the educational aspect, set aside a spot on the school for the graves of bullies. Shield the area, so passerby don't have to witness other students urinating on them.
 
2013-08-06 03:25:27 PM
Thomas: I don't want to take this analogy too far Thomas:  I don't want to take this analogy too far... but I will.
Thomas: I don't want to take this analogy too far
 
2013-08-06 03:26:54 PM

MisterRonbo: Seems like the obvious conservative answer is to allow students to carry guns. By being armed, homosexuals can protect themselves from tyranny.

To enhance the educational aspect, set aside a spot on the school for the graves of bullies. Shield the area, so passerby don't have to witness other students urinating on them.


No, because we all know the homo-gheys are deviants who will just take the chance to shoot all the God-fearing, straight, real 'Murican students!
 
2013-08-06 03:28:36 PM

monoski: Turn the sarcasm meter back on or change the battery, you missed that one


shiat man, how much more sarcastic could I have been?
/Poe's law is a biatch. ;)
 
2013-08-06 03:29:35 PM

Blues_X: [24.media.tumblr.com image 500x647]


Yes, but what about the newer generations that keep choosing to be gay/lesbian?
 
2013-08-06 03:30:12 PM

SkinnyHead: HotWingConspiracy: SkinnyHead: I do not have a right to tell them what to choose but they also do not have a right to choose a curriculum for me that I feel is biblically wrong.

National labor unions shouldn't be deciding what gets taught in local public schools anyways.  People in their local communities and local school boards should get to decide that.

Why?

Because the local taxpayers are paying for it and because their children are attending those schools.


The problem with local boards setting curriculum is that they're local. So when a kid moves, their education is all farked up. Even worse for kids that move frequently, such as military brats.

And really, does what we teach in fourth grade math really need to reflect the local community?  Before high school, it's pretty ridiculous to think that curriculum can't be standardized.

If your local community has some extra stuff about, oh, farm animals, that needs to be taught in health class, then add that in. But the baseline can and should be set nationwide. When a kid arrives in a new place ready to start the sixth grade, the teachers should be able to rely on the little snowflake having completed certain benchmarks in the basics.
 
2013-08-06 03:30:31 PM
FTFA: It's like with prayer, it's not right for me to put my Christian beliefs on anybody, it is right for me to share the Gospel, but even Christ gave us the choice. If we're going to go there then the next thing we know we're going to have everybody forcing things on us in school that we don't believe in from witchcraft to even the molestation from children.

Tell ya what, buddy. You're free to tell the kids in your class everything that Jesus himself had to say about homosexuality. You can even include direct quotes!
 
2013-08-06 03:33:13 PM
Sorry, dude.  Looks like if you want your children to be discriminatory homophobes, you're gonna have to teach them that at home.  And in church, of course.
 
2013-08-06 03:34:08 PM

Aarontology: HotWingConspiracy: SkinnyHead: I do not have a right to tell them what to choose but they also do not have a right to choose a curriculum for me that I feel is biblically wrong.

National labor unions shouldn't be deciding what gets taught in local public schools anyways.  People in their local communities and local school boards should get to decide that.

Why?

If Muslim communities want their schools to enforce and teach Sharia, it's their right as SkinnyHead would agree.


I think that if a local school wants to teach that girls should learn to make sammiches and shut their mouths when men are talking, that should be allowed.
 
2013-08-06 03:38:32 PM

Soup4Bonnie: James!: Can we make it a requirement for teaching that you can't believe in magic?

You don't believe in magic in a young girl's heart?


Makes me feel happy like an old-time movie.
 
2013-08-06 03:42:33 PM

Graffito: Blues_X: [24.media.tumblr.com image 500x647]

Yes, but what about the newer generations that keep choosing to be gay/lesbian?



Tea Party Jesus will figure that out along the way.
 
2013-08-06 03:45:10 PM

SkinnyHead: HotWingConspiracy: SkinnyHead: I do not have a right to tell them what to choose but they also do not have a right to choose a curriculum for me that I feel is biblically wrong.

National labor unions shouldn't be deciding what gets taught in local public schools anyways.  People in their local communities and local school boards should get to decide that.

Why?

Because the local taxpayers are paying for it and because their children are attending those schools.


I kind of see your point on this one; however, some funding for schools does come from the Federal Government, and it is in the best interests of the government o see that EVERY child is educated in real science, math, and reading, and that public schools using public money do not teach things that are demonstrably false and harmful to the child (abstinence only sex education, for example.)

But other than that, I feel a student should have some classes geared more to his or her geographical location; state history is a Good Thing to teach a student that you want to be successful and remain a resident. Furthermore, sports with a regional appeal such as hockey or golf, and various music programs such as jazz, orchestra, or classical create a more diverse culture which is great for the country as a whole.

So yes, Skinnyhead, I agree that we should give a good bit of leeway to state and local schoolboards in curriculum decisions, but not to the point they are doing real harm to the students by teaching religion instead of science, or "abstinence only" sex education, or that gay people should be treated differently than straight people..
 
2013-08-06 03:55:52 PM
Fox News just found their new Saturday Morning Children's TV host
 
2013-08-06 04:00:35 PM
As a teacher in Sisterpound, SC I don't have a right to herp, but I do have a right to derp.
 
2013-08-06 04:17:18 PM
Add one to the people who need a swift kick in the balls list.
 
2013-08-06 04:24:25 PM

SkinnyHead: Because the local taxpayers are paying for it and because their children are attending those schools.


So you propose that educational institutions do not teach what is empirically valid, as determined by rigorous examination by recognized professionals in the field of (insert school class here: geometry, history, biology, health, etc.), but it should be put up to a localized popular vote by insular populations that are often not filled with the requisite qualifications to render a sound judgement on any particular issue such that from one county to the next there are different curricula for what is and is not taught. Why do you hate education so much that you would encourage educational curricula to be turned into popularity contests? Why not just, you know, let education standards for a topic be decided by experts in the relevant field and be taught by those who voluntarily chose to enter the teaching profession?

As an analogy, does absolutely every decision that gets decided around your place of employment get made as the result of a popular vote that everyone who works there gets an equal say in? Or are some things simply dictated by supervisors, managers, CEOs, department heads, the Board of Directors, name partners, etc. to be carried out by a set of subordinates who chose to fill that position?
 
2013-08-06 04:24:30 PM

SkinnyHead: HotWingConspiracy: SkinnyHead: I do not have a right to tell them what to choose but they also do not have a right to choose a curriculum for me that I feel is biblically wrong.

National labor unions shouldn't be deciding what gets taught in local public schools anyways.  People in their local communities and local school boards should get to decide that.

Why?

Because the local taxpayers are paying for it and because their children are attending those schools.


Well, there's your problem.  Localized funding leads to vastly unequal school systems.
 
2013-08-06 04:34:21 PM

SkinnyHead: National labor unions shouldn't be deciding what gets taught in local public schools anyways.  People in their local communities and local school boards should get to decide that.


Good thing that's exactly how it works, then. Except in Texas of course, where the principled conservatives on the state board establish the curriculum for all schools in the state, whether they like it or not. In any event, the unions have exactly fark all to say about the curriculum.
 
2013-08-06 04:34:43 PM

SkinnyHead: HotWingConspiracy: SkinnyHead: I do not have a right to tell them what to choose but they also do not have a right to choose a curriculum for me that I feel is biblically wrong.

National labor unions shouldn't be deciding what gets taught in local public schools anyways.  People in their local communities and local school boards should get to decide that.

Why?

Because the local taxpayers are paying for it and because their children are attending those schools.


SkinnyHead is right.... Oh god someone divided by zero and I've been pulled into some kind of bizarro world.
 
2013-08-06 04:37:28 PM

Rabbitgod: SkinnyHead: HotWingConspiracy: SkinnyHead: I do not have a right to tell them what to choose but they also do not have a right to choose a curriculum for me that I feel is biblically wrong.

National labor unions shouldn't be deciding what gets taught in local public schools anyways.  People in their local communities and local school boards should get to decide that.

Why?

Because the local taxpayers are paying for it and because their children are attending those schools.

SkinnyHead is right.... Oh god someone divided by zero and I've been pulled into some kind of bizarro world.


Hell, our school district actually allows individual schools to establish their own curricula, provided that the PTA pays for the materials and the necessary professional development.
 
2013-08-06 04:52:32 PM

BMulligan: Hell, our school district actually allows individual schools to establish their own curricula, provided that the PTA pays for the materials and the necessary professional development.


That's pretty horrifying.
 
2013-08-06 04:59:25 PM

austerity101: BMulligan: Hell, our school district actually allows individual schools to establish their own curricula, provided that the PTA pays for the materials and the necessary professional development.

That's pretty horrifying.


Does it replace the state-level curriculum, or supplement it?
 
2013-08-06 05:01:51 PM

MindStalker: HotWingConspiracy: we're going to have everybody forcing things on us in school that we don't believe in from witchcraft to even the molestation from children
From children? Like the children are molesting the adults?

I wouldn't be surprised if this teacher had issues with that in the past if you know what I mean.


Yeah, that jumped out at me, too. I bet he gets molested by kids all the time. It's not his fault; it's the kid's fault.
 
2013-08-06 05:12:38 PM
FTFA:  "...to even the molestation from children."

Did anybody point out that this is a really big projection/wish fulfillment thing going on?
 
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