If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(Think Progress)   GOP supporting Super PAC begins the campaign against Hillary Clinton with a flash game about slapping her in the face. Next iteration will include making her get you a sandwich and a beer   (thinkprogress.org) divider line 24
    More: Asinine, Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, political action committees, GOP, secretary of education, leadership PACs, sandwiches  
•       •       •

1472 clicks; posted to Politics » on 06 Aug 2013 at 1:03 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



Voting Results (Smartest)
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

2013-08-06 12:51:17 PM
4 votes:
They've already announced their followup game, in which you have to use the arrow keys to block flying birth control pills from getting in Sandra Fluke's mouth. If you succeed for a long enough time, she becomes impregnated, and then the game shifts to one where you have to block her path as she makes her way to an abortion clinic.
2013-08-06 01:54:52 PM
3 votes:

Wellon Dowd: Republicans are REALLY afraid of everything. Scared shiatless.


I've always had this view of Republicans...well, conservatives as..ok, metaphor time.

So the conservatives are like a child, home alone. Parents are out. While home alone, they start to fear there is a MONSTER IN THE BASEMENT!!(basically, any non-WASP) Now, to prevent the monster from getting out of the basement, they slap all sorts of locks and deadbolts on the door(poll taxes, anti-sodomy, anti-abortion, etc) because if the monster gets out, it will DESTROY AMERICA!!!!!

By now, the parents of the child(pretty much the rest of the country) show up, and explains to the child that the monster is actually some oppressed people who just want to come out of the basement and be treated as equals. The parents begin to take off the deadbolts and locks(ie DOMA overturned), the child begins to flail more and more wildly, absolutely terrified that the monster is going to get out and DESTROY EVERYTHING. Meanwhile, the parents are patiently continuing to try to explain that nothing will happen, but any action they perform is dismissed as being in league with the monster, and so the parents are added to the list of TERRIBLE EVIL THINGS. The child frantically begins trying to put those deadbolts and locks back on, but meanwhile those people in the basement start to get pissed off and start pushing back.

Now the child starts to really fear. After all that time of keeping in the basement, the child is terrified of what the people in the basement will do if they get free. The anti-people-in-the-basement actions get crazier and wilder, and at the same time the child says he just wants to keep the "monster" in the basement for everyone's protection. Meanwhile, the parents and the "monster" are getting tired of this shiat, and are about ready to send the child to its room to think about what its done.

Of course, through the glory of self-victimization, the child is now blaming everything that went wrong in its life on its parents and the "monster", even though no harm has actually been caused.

So..yea. That's my take on it.
2013-08-06 12:38:17 PM
3 votes:
Remember, any racism or misogyny you infer from any of the GOP or their affiliates' actions is purely a product of your own imagination, and shows that you are truly the bigoted one.
2013-08-06 01:40:47 PM
2 votes:

mongbiohazard: So.... Maybe it's mean spirited to make fun of you, but you're not exactly making it harder for him by calling yourself retarded/disabled.


You don't get it.

I can stand being insulted.  Comes with the territory.  Offer a political opinion, some people will disagree rudely.  Fine.

But let's aspire to a higher standard of insult.  Picking on retarded people, or homosexuals, or other vulnerable groups, by using them as the punchline to an insult, ceased being edgy by around 7th/8th grade, and ceased being morally defensible a long time before that.
2013-08-06 01:24:27 PM
2 votes:
The GOP needs games that are more patriotic. Like a game where you play as the GOP patron saint, Ronald Reagan. You would be able to walk left or right, depending on what arrow button you pressed, but the screen would constantly be moving rightward so if you go too far to the left, you will fall off the screen and die. You have to keep going right in order to survive. Ever, ever rightward. There would be an American flag at the end that you have to jump to (the higher you touch the flagpole, the more points you get) whereupon the Reagan character drags down the flag and replaces it with a Confederate flag, signaling the end of the level.

Throughout the levels there would be pipes, dangerous plants, weapons for Reagan to use and hamburgers that Reagan can eat to grow bigger. You can sell weapons you find for more points, but if you do that, then enemies in future levels will have the weapons you sold, so be careful!

I think there is a game similar to this that the GOP can just have some Chinese sweatshop slaves reverse-engineer and use it as a base for this new game. That would make development a lot easier for them.
2013-08-06 01:19:34 PM
2 votes:
Like religious people, the GOP's field of possible beliefs includes all x where x is a member of { reality + fantasy + emotions } and any member of the religious category may select any element of the power set of such set.
2013-08-06 01:10:12 PM
2 votes:

vernonFL: Republicans are REALLY afraid of Hillary Clinton. Scared shiatless.


Republicans are REALLY afraid of everything. Scared shiatless.
2013-08-06 12:52:38 PM
2 votes:
F*cking retarded children

/I wouldn't trust them to sit the right way on a toilet, much less run a country
2013-08-06 02:54:33 PM
1 votes:

PsiChick: Seriously, you know what characterizes supervillains? Not lack of humanity.  Sheer. F*cking. Stupidity. Be a supervillain, you get pummeled. Be a superhero, you get  everything you want.


I disagree completely.  Being smart is great, but it's no guarantee that one will act altruistically.  Many of history's worst people were intelligent.  Also, many of comic history's worst villains (Magneto!  Apocalypse!  Doctor Doom!  Lex Luthor!).

Being dumb is nothing to be proud of, but I'd sooner cheer for a dumb, compassionate, and kind person than a smart, cynical, self-absorbed one.
2013-08-06 01:44:37 PM
1 votes:

hubiestubert: The woman they fear? Ann Richards. She ever gets her dander up to run again, then you are going to see real fear. Hillary just inspires rage, and worse, it's a rage that's been denied and festered a bit. It does drive folks to do some damn stoopid crap, but let's not confuse the two.


To be fair, if Ann Richards ran for office in 2016, I'd be pretty terrified.
2013-08-06 01:30:06 PM
1 votes:

Dog Welder: 2wolves: vernonFL: Republicans are REALLY afraid of Hillary Clinton. Scared shiatless.

Fear drives their hatred.

Fear will keep the local derpers in line.  Fear of this candidate.


Not fear. Ire.

Since Hillary got involved with the process beside her husband, and health care, folks have been upset with her. For not simply being a token that waved and smiled. This isn't fear, it's about her not knowing her place as a First Lady, and folks have been set to pimp slap her back into place since 1993. This is 20 years of pent up rage, and worse, part of that rage is she wasn't the candidate in 2008. When she failed to get the nomination, about 15 years of rage was denied outlet, and Obama isn't just getting ire for daring to President While Black, he's also daring to NOT give folks Hillary on a platter, which is what folks have been waiting to do for these 20 years now.

It's NOT fear. It's rage. It's rage denied. Rage that has festered for 20 years, and it's just gotten deeper, more vile, and much more personal, and this is just the tip of the iceberg for what folks have been wanting to unleash on Hillary as a candidate. It will only get worse, it will only get more personal, and it will work on a certain demographic, and it will turn another few against them. Especially after the "strong Conservative woman" rhetoric that folks have quailed upon when folks have turned on legitimately stupid and inept and incapable candidates like Palin and Bachmann.

The woman they fear? Ann Richards. She ever gets her dander up to run again, then you are going to see real fear. Hillary just inspires rage, and worse, it's a rage that's been denied and festered a bit. It does drive folks to do some damn stoopid crap, but let's not confuse the two.
2013-08-06 01:29:14 PM
1 votes:

Captain Dan: Whiskey Pete: [i1162.photobucket.com image 580x480]

I realize you're trying to make fun of me, and I'm okay with that, but it's not cool to make of retarded/disabled people.  It's mean-spirited.


So.... Maybe it's mean spirited to make fun of you, but you're not exactly making it harder for him by calling yourself retarded/disabled.
2013-08-06 01:26:06 PM
1 votes:

Captain Dan: Whiskey Pete: [i1162.photobucket.com image 580x480]

I realize you're trying to make fun of me, and I'm okay with that, but it's not cool to make of retarded/disabled people.  It's mean-spirited.


But it is funny, tough call.
2013-08-06 01:25:48 PM
1 votes:

Captain Dan: I realize you're trying to make fun of me, and I'm okay with that, but it's not cool to make of retarded/disabled people


That's kind of redundant.
2013-08-06 01:25:07 PM
1 votes:

Whiskey Pete: [i1162.photobucket.com image 580x480]


I realize you're trying to make fun of me, and I'm okay with that, but it's not cool to make of retarded/disabled people.  It's mean-spirited.
2013-08-06 01:20:28 PM
1 votes:

James!: Pocket Ninja: They've already announced their followup game, in which you have to use the arrow keys to block flying birth control pills from getting in Sandra Fluke's mouth. If you succeed for a long enough time, she becomes impregnated, and then the game shifts to one where you have to block her path as she makes her way to an abortion clinic.

After she has the baby you get to slap it around.

deny it adequate health care and food.
2013-08-06 01:17:43 PM
1 votes:

vernonFL: Republicans are REALLY afraid of Hillary Clinton. Scared shiatless.


Well, I am afraid of her, but for good reason I think.  She'd probably be a bad-to-awful president.

As president she would probably continue the civil liberties abuses of the Bush/Obama years, the cronyism of the Clinton/Bush years, and the foreign policy of the Bush years (she's hawkish on Syria).

Her overarching goal, more than any ideological/patriotic/civic mission, is power.  She lacks morals, principles, empathy, or humanity - she's bad at even faking them.

/Hillary 2016: Mitt Romney was too warm and caring
2013-08-06 01:17:25 PM
1 votes:
Richard Poe joined with right-wing Islamophobe David Horowitz to author a 2007 book, The Shadow Party: How George Soros, Hillary Clinton, and Sixties Radicals Seized Control of the Democratic Party.

*rolls eyes while making jerking motion*
2013-08-06 01:16:12 PM
1 votes:

vernonFL: Republicans are REALLY afraid of Hillary Clinton. Scared shiatless.


One of my former co-workers started ranting that Hilary Clinton was EEEVIL, EEEVIL.  She was so over the top about it I thought she was kidding and I started laughing.  Nope, she was serious, and started getting even madder about it.  I have no idea what drives that hate and fear other than the noise machine.

In other events, it must be really sad to have to be told what to think.
2013-08-06 01:07:43 PM
1 votes:

ManateeGag: sammyk: Boy, they sure are worried about a woman that has said over and over that she does not want to run.

they are going to be completely unprepared for the real candidate.


They had 4 years to prepare for Obama. In fact Karl Rove & Co. got started the night of the election. They still did not even come close.
2013-08-06 01:02:05 PM
1 votes:
Republicans are REALLY afraid of Hillary Clinton. Scared shiatless.
2013-08-06 12:54:14 PM
1 votes:

sammyk: Boy, they sure are worried about a woman that has said over and over that she does not want to run.


they are going to be completely unprepared for the real candidate.
2013-08-06 12:52:24 PM
1 votes:

Pocket Ninja: They've already announced their followup game, in which you have to use the arrow keys to block flying birth control pills from getting in Sandra Fluke's mouth. If you succeed for a long enough time, she becomes impregnated, and then the game shifts to one where you have to block her path as she makes her way to an abortion clinic.


After she has the baby you get to slap it around.
2013-08-06 12:45:04 PM
1 votes:
What war on women?
 
Displayed 24 of 24 comments

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


This thread is closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »






Report