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(Think Progress)   GOP supporting Super PAC begins the campaign against Hillary Clinton with a flash game about slapping her in the face. Next iteration will include making her get you a sandwich and a beer   (thinkprogress.org) divider line 169
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2013-08-06 12:38:17 PM
Remember, any racism or misogyny you infer from any of the GOP or their affiliates' actions is purely a product of your own imagination, and shows that you are truly the bigoted one.
 
2013-08-06 12:40:59 PM
How many people do you figure have jerked off to that?
 
2013-08-06 12:44:28 PM

nmrsnr: Remember, any racism or misogyny you infer from any of the GOP or their affiliates' actions is purely a product of your own imagination, and shows that you are truly the bigoted one.


Oh. I've a lot of introspection to do, then.

Wait a minute ....
 
2013-08-06 12:45:04 PM
What war on women?
 
2013-08-06 12:46:16 PM
Boy, they sure are worried about a woman that has said over and over that she does not want to run.
 
2013-08-06 12:47:01 PM

what_now: What war on women?


You can slap around Obama too.
 
2013-08-06 12:51:17 PM
They've already announced their followup game, in which you have to use the arrow keys to block flying birth control pills from getting in Sandra Fluke's mouth. If you succeed for a long enough time, she becomes impregnated, and then the game shifts to one where you have to block her path as she makes her way to an abortion clinic.
 
2013-08-06 12:52:24 PM

Pocket Ninja: They've already announced their followup game, in which you have to use the arrow keys to block flying birth control pills from getting in Sandra Fluke's mouth. If you succeed for a long enough time, she becomes impregnated, and then the game shifts to one where you have to block her path as she makes her way to an abortion clinic.


After she has the baby you get to slap it around.
 
2013-08-06 12:52:38 PM
F*cking retarded children

/I wouldn't trust them to sit the right way on a toilet, much less run a country
 
2013-08-06 12:54:14 PM

sammyk: Boy, they sure are worried about a woman that has said over and over that she does not want to run.


they are going to be completely unprepared for the real candidate.
 
2013-08-06 12:54:18 PM
The palpable Republican fear of Hillary Clinton would amuse me more if I weren't hoping that someone else would get the nomination in 2016.
 
2013-08-06 12:54:41 PM
www.djc.com

GIS for "big tent"
 
2013-08-06 12:55:19 PM
but, oh no, they aren't advocating violence towards Democrats at all.
 
2013-08-06 12:56:16 PM
Let's see here the list of High scores

1) SlickWillieC
2) OxyContinFiend
3) BowTiesRCool
4) LonesomeRhodes
5) We'llDoitLive
6) ClnCoal4Ever
 
2013-08-06 12:58:08 PM

NuttierThanEver: Let's see here the list of High scores

1) SlickWillieC
2) OxyContinFiend
3) BowTiesRCool
4) LonesomeRhodes
5) We'llDoitLive
6) ClnCoal4Ever


You leave the Doctor out of this!!
 
2013-08-06 01:02:05 PM
Republicans are REALLY afraid of Hillary Clinton. Scared shiatless.
 
2013-08-06 01:03:23 PM
Whole lotta flipping out about a person who's said repeatedly that she's not running. Aside from pants-shiating fear mongering, the GOP is completely bereft of ideas. They got less than nuthin'.
 
2013-08-06 01:07:10 PM

vernonFL: Republicans are REALLY afraid of Hillary Clinton. Scared shiatless.


Fear drives their hatred.
 
2013-08-06 01:07:19 PM

what_now: NuttierThanEver: Let's see here the list of High scores

1) SlickWillieC
2) OxyContinFiend
3) BowTiesRCool
4) LonesomeRhodes
5) We'llDoitLive
6) ClnCoal4Ever

You leave the Doctor out of this!!


He won't be playing much longer.
 
2013-08-06 01:07:43 PM

ManateeGag: sammyk: Boy, they sure are worried about a woman that has said over and over that she does not want to run.

they are going to be completely unprepared for the real candidate.


They had 4 years to prepare for Obama. In fact Karl Rove & Co. got started the night of the election. They still did not even come close.
 
2013-08-06 01:07:45 PM
I long since stopped caring what all the surrogates do.  If it's not the actual GOP or DNC, then I don't care.  There are idiots and morons on both sides of the aisle.  I don't hold Rance Preibus responsible for stupid shiat some backwater PAC does, nor do I hold the DNC responsible for some retarded PR move by a Democrat City Council person in Berkley.

There's plenty of retarded stuff that the actual candidates, parties, and elected politicians do.  We need to keep score with all their supporters as well.
 
2013-08-06 01:07:46 PM
Stand your ground Hillary!
 
2013-08-06 01:08:24 PM

James!: Pocket Ninja: They've already announced their followup game, in which you have to use the arrow keys to block flying birth control pills from getting in Sandra Fluke's mouth. If you succeed for a long enough time, she becomes impregnated, and then the game shifts to one where you have to block her path as she makes her way to an abortion clinic.

After she has the baby you get to slap it around.


Of course not. Once she has the baby you ignore it, and refuse to support the mother. It's her fault, after all.
 
2013-08-06 01:08:35 PM

nmrsnr: Remember, any racism or misogyny you infer from any of the GOP or their affiliates' actions is purely a product of your own imagination, and shows that you are truly the bigoted one.


I would imagine if a similar "game" depicting Sarah Palin had been out there during the 2008 campaign, the GOP would have been okay with it and Fox News would not have dedicated 40% of its broadcast day fretting about it.
 
2013-08-06 01:09:00 PM

James!: How many people do you figure have jerked off to that?


Only one that I'm sure of.
 
2013-08-06 01:10:12 PM

vernonFL: Republicans are REALLY afraid of Hillary Clinton. Scared shiatless.


Republicans are REALLY afraid of everything. Scared shiatless.
 
2013-08-06 01:10:33 PM
 
2013-08-06 01:11:31 PM

2wolves: vernonFL: Republicans are REALLY afraid of Hillary Clinton. Scared shiatless.

Fear drives their hatred.


Fear will keep the local derpers in line.  Fear of this candidate.
 
2013-08-06 01:15:34 PM
The GOP these days is really becoming hard to characterize...

31.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-08-06 01:16:12 PM

vernonFL: Republicans are REALLY afraid of Hillary Clinton. Scared shiatless.


One of my former co-workers started ranting that Hilary Clinton was EEEVIL, EEEVIL.  She was so over the top about it I thought she was kidding and I started laughing.  Nope, she was serious, and started getting even madder about it.  I have no idea what drives that hate and fear other than the noise machine.

In other events, it must be really sad to have to be told what to think.
 
2013-08-06 01:16:40 PM

2wolves: vernonFL: Republicans are REALLY afraid of Hillary Clinton. Scared shiatless.

Fear drives their hatred.


2.bp.blogspot.com
/yes, let it flow...
 
2013-08-06 01:17:25 PM
Richard Poe joined with right-wing Islamophobe David Horowitz to author a 2007 book, The Shadow Party: How George Soros, Hillary Clinton, and Sixties Radicals Seized Control of the Democratic Party.

*rolls eyes while making jerking motion*
 
2013-08-06 01:17:34 PM

sammyk: ManateeGag: sammyk: Boy, they sure are worried about a woman that has said over and over that she does not want to run.

they are going to be completely unprepared for the real candidate.

They had 4 years to prepare for Obama. In fact Karl Rove & Co. got started the night of the election. They still did not even come close.


that's because they didn't go far enough to the RIGHT.  they need to be more conservative!
 
2013-08-06 01:17:43 PM

vernonFL: Republicans are REALLY afraid of Hillary Clinton. Scared shiatless.


Well, I am afraid of her, but for good reason I think.  She'd probably be a bad-to-awful president.

As president she would probably continue the civil liberties abuses of the Bush/Obama years, the cronyism of the Clinton/Bush years, and the foreign policy of the Bush years (she's hawkish on Syria).

Her overarching goal, more than any ideological/patriotic/civic mission, is power.  She lacks morals, principles, empathy, or humanity - she's bad at even faking them.

/Hillary 2016: Mitt Romney was too warm and caring
 
2013-08-06 01:19:34 PM
Like religious people, the GOP's field of possible beliefs includes all x where x is a member of { reality + fantasy + emotions } and any member of the religious category may select any element of the power set of such set.
 
2013-08-06 01:19:44 PM

Dog Welder: 2wolves: vernonFL: Republicans are REALLY afraid of Hillary Clinton. Scared shiatless.

Fear drives their hatred.

Fear will keep the local derpers in line.  Fear of this candidate.


Hehehehe...win!

blog.jamesleonis.com
 
2013-08-06 01:19:51 PM
...a "Dancing Hillary" game in which users are asked to "make Hillary sweat by joining thousands opposing her presidency."

Which is apparently far less than the millions supporting her Presidency, or they wouldn't be so worried...
 
2013-08-06 01:20:03 PM
They never quit!
 
2013-08-06 01:20:28 PM

James!: Pocket Ninja: They've already announced their followup game, in which you have to use the arrow keys to block flying birth control pills from getting in Sandra Fluke's mouth. If you succeed for a long enough time, she becomes impregnated, and then the game shifts to one where you have to block her path as she makes her way to an abortion clinic.

After she has the baby you get to slap it around.

deny it adequate health care and food.
 
2013-08-06 01:20:28 PM

Captain Dan: vernonFL: Republicans are REALLY afraid of Hillary Clinton. Scared shiatless.

Well, I am afraid of her, but for good reason I think.  She'd probably be a bad-to-awful president.

As president she would probably continue the civil liberties abuses of the Bush/Obama years, the cronyism of the Clinton/Bush years, and the foreign policy of the Bush years (she's hawkish on Syria).

Her overarching goal, more than any ideological/patriotic/civic mission, is power.  She lacks morals, principles, empathy, or humanity - she's bad at even faking them.

/Hillary 2016: Mitt Romney was too warm and caring


i1162.photobucket.com
 
2013-08-06 01:21:51 PM
But Benghazi!

Checkmate, libtardos.
 
2013-08-06 01:24:27 PM
The GOP needs games that are more patriotic. Like a game where you play as the GOP patron saint, Ronald Reagan. You would be able to walk left or right, depending on what arrow button you pressed, but the screen would constantly be moving rightward so if you go too far to the left, you will fall off the screen and die. You have to keep going right in order to survive. Ever, ever rightward. There would be an American flag at the end that you have to jump to (the higher you touch the flagpole, the more points you get) whereupon the Reagan character drags down the flag and replaces it with a Confederate flag, signaling the end of the level.

Throughout the levels there would be pipes, dangerous plants, weapons for Reagan to use and hamburgers that Reagan can eat to grow bigger. You can sell weapons you find for more points, but if you do that, then enemies in future levels will have the weapons you sold, so be careful!

I think there is a game similar to this that the GOP can just have some Chinese sweatshop slaves reverse-engineer and use it as a base for this new game. That would make development a lot easier for them.
 
2013-08-06 01:25:07 PM

Whiskey Pete: [i1162.photobucket.com image 580x480]


I realize you're trying to make fun of me, and I'm okay with that, but it's not cool to make of retarded/disabled people.  It's mean-spirited.
 
2013-08-06 01:25:18 PM

Witty_Retort: James!: Pocket Ninja: They've already announced their followup game, in which you have to use the arrow keys to block flying birth control pills from getting in Sandra Fluke's mouth. If you succeed for a long enough time, she becomes impregnated, and then the game shifts to one where you have to block her path as she makes her way to an abortion clinic.

After she has the baby you get to slap it around. deny it adequate health care and food.


And education.  Don't forget denying it education.
 
2013-08-06 01:25:20 PM
more like Super SMACK, amirite??? amirite??
 
2013-08-06 01:25:34 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: F*cking retarded children

/I wouldn't trust them to sit the right way on a toilet, much less run a country


I bet they don't even know about the little shelf you can use to hold a book to read while you take your Sir Harrington.

sammyk: ManateeGag: sammyk: Boy, they sure are worried about a woman that has said over and over that she does not want to run.

they are going to be completely unprepared for the real candidate.

They had 4 years to prepare for Obama. In fact Karl Rove & Co. got started the night of the election. They still did not even come close.


Which will make their sudden need to awkwardly pivot when the primaries start if Hillary doesn't announce just HILARIOUS. You know the old saying though... Never interrupt your enemy when they are making a mistake. I think if she really has no intentions of running that she and the DNC should make sure drop hints that she is, right up until the primaries. Let the GOP run around like a chicken with their head cut off fighting a phantom and spending their cash and manpower doing it.
 
2013-08-06 01:25:34 PM
Please proceed, Republicans.
 
2013-08-06 01:25:48 PM

Captain Dan: I realize you're trying to make fun of me, and I'm okay with that, but it's not cool to make of retarded/disabled people


That's kind of redundant.
 
2013-08-06 01:26:06 PM

Captain Dan: Whiskey Pete: [i1162.photobucket.com image 580x480]

I realize you're trying to make fun of me, and I'm okay with that, but it's not cool to make of retarded/disabled people.  It's mean-spirited.


But it is funny, tough call.
 
2013-08-06 01:26:16 PM

Captain Dan: vernonFL: Republicans are REALLY afraid of Hillary Clinton. Scared shiatless.

Well, I am afraid of her, but for good reason I think.  She'd probably be a bad-to-awful president.

As president she would probably continue the civil liberties abuses of the Bush/Obama years, the cronyism of the Clinton/Bush years, and the foreign policy of the Bush years (she's hawkish on Syria).

Her overarching goal, more than any ideological/patriotic/civic mission, is power.  She lacks morals, principles, empathy, or humanity - she's bad at even faking them.

/Hillary 2016: Mitt Romney was too warm and caring


You certainly seem to have studied it out.
 
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