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2013-08-06 10:35:52 AM
i definitely hate that. definitely.
 
2013-08-06 10:42:54 AM
Suit: Dentist dropped tool down man's throat
To be fair, this headline could have described something worse.
 
2013-08-06 10:57:15 AM
The last time I had a crown done, the damn dental assistant nearly drowned me.
 
2013-08-06 01:07:31 PM
Maybe the dentist did it as a goof?
 
2013-08-06 01:07:31 PM
I don't hate going to the dentist because I didn't go to the dentists for several years and I got an infection and needed a root canal.  Root canals are far far worse than a few minutes in the chair with the dental assistant scraping the plaque and polishing your teeth.  In fact I kinda like that part or at least the minty fresh feeling afterwards.
 
2013-08-06 01:11:03 PM

Relatively Obscure: Suit: Dentist dropped tool down man's throat
To be fair, this headline could have described something worse.


+1, would lol again.
 
2013-08-06 01:15:19 PM
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2013-08-06 01:15:41 PM

Relatively Obscure: Suit: Dentist dropped tool down man's throat
To be fair, this headline could have described something worse.


And we're done here.

/has a dental appt. today, getting a kick, so on and so forth
 
2013-08-06 01:26:14 PM
Dentists use instruments, not tools. It makes us feel like real doctors to call our tools instruments. Don't take that away from us.
 
2013-08-06 01:29:39 PM
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This guy doesn't
 
2013-08-06 01:31:44 PM

Benevolent Misanthrope: The last time I had a crown done, the damn dental assistant nearly drowned me.


Last time I had a crown done, the DDA dropped it down my throat.

/Yes, I found it
//No, it was not pleasant
 
gja [TotalFark]
2013-08-06 01:33:04 PM

DaAlien: Benevolent Misanthrope: The last time I had a crown done, the damn dental assistant nearly drowned me.

Last time I had a crown done, the DDA dropped it down my throat.

/Yes, I found it
//No, it was not pleasant


BLEAH. Thanks for...umm, sharing.

/way to much info
 
2013-08-06 01:33:16 PM
That story is hard to swallow.
 
2013-08-06 01:33:37 PM

DaAlien: Benevolent Misanthrope: The last time I had a crown done, the damn dental assistant nearly drowned me.

Last time I had a crown done, the DDA dropped it down my throat.

/Yes, I found it
//No, it was not pleasant


Found it in your throat, or...later and further down...
 
2013-08-06 01:33:50 PM
Evil farking dentists.
 
gja [TotalFark]
2013-08-06 01:35:21 PM

ram.1500: That story is hard to swallow.


24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-08-06 01:38:29 PM
Am I the only one who goes to a dentist that will use a rubber dam to make sure that this kind of thing doesn't happen?
 
2013-08-06 01:47:17 PM

Carn: I don't hate going to the dentist because I didn't go to the dentists for several years and I got an infection and needed a root canal.  Root canals are far far worse than a few minutes in the chair with the dental assistant scraping the plaque and polishing your teeth.  In fact I kinda like that part or at least the minty fresh feeling afterwards.


Root canals have come a long way in terms of pain. I had one and either I'm the toughest sumb*tch that ever lived, or it just didn't hurt that much. The pain killer was something pretty weak, like Tylenol 3.

The sound, however, was farking excruciating. No matter how much Novocain they give you, the mental torture of hearing (and feeling the vibration of) someone drilling around your face is just...ugh, I have the creeps just typing about it.
 
2013-08-06 01:48:26 PM
The Mrs Towermonkey is the office administrator for a rather large dental practice. Five of their seven dentists are... well, not incompetent, but having seen them in action and having spent time at family-required office functions, there's no way in hell I'd ever let them near my teeth. The other two are quite good and get most of the repeat business.

And they are women. Busty women. Lot of hot dental assistants too, but my wife generally has to act as a babysitter most of the time. The gossip and drama is unreal. For instance, one of the (married) dentists knocked up the bi dental assistant. When the DAs girlfriend found out about the affair, she dragged the dentist's wife into the mess and also caused a huge scene in the office.

Urgh. Glad I don't work with a bunch of women.
 
2013-08-06 01:49:47 PM

Clutch2013: Relatively Obscure: Suit: Dentist dropped tool down man's throat
To be fair, this headline could have described something worse.

And we're done here.

/has a dental appt. today, getting a kick, so on and so forth


Just came back from the dentist, so I'm also getting a kick..
 
2013-08-06 01:50:00 PM
[SCARY] tag hiding under the waiting room couch?
 
2013-08-06 01:50:36 PM
Eh.  As long as his balls don't touch my chin I'm happy.
 
2013-08-06 01:50:52 PM
What I hate the most is when dentists drop drills down my throat while it's still running.
 
2013-08-06 01:53:08 PM
My hygienist and I have an understanding....she drops her instrument down my throat. I get to drop mine down hers.

Well, at least I wish we had that arrangement. I would just keep bumping her until she dropped it
 
2013-08-06 02:13:55 PM

ThatFoolMatt: Dentists use instruments, not tools. It makes us feel like real doctors to call our tools instruments. Don't take that away from us.


Oh sure, now you're going to tell me you have your own schools...

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2013-08-06 02:14:14 PM

Pumpernickel bread: .she drops her instrument down my throat. I get to drop mine down hers.


Wait, is she a ladyboy or is one "instrument" a euphemism and the other not?
 
2013-08-06 02:15:02 PM
Only seeking $50K in damages? In America? I though the suit would be seeking $4M minimum...
 
2013-08-06 02:37:42 PM

Carn: I don't hate going to the dentist because I didn't go to the dentists for several years and I got an infection and needed a root canal.  Root canals are far far worse than a few minutes in the chair with the dental assistant scraping the plaque and polishing your teeth.  In fact I kinda like that part or at least the minty fresh feeling afterwards.


I don't hate going to the dentist because I go four times a year. There's nothing wrong with my teeth other than being a bit crooked, but there's a lot less cleanup to do each visit  if you don't give the plaque a chance to get a foothold.

/Paying for a couple of extra cleanings every year is also cheaper than any dental problem that could come up over time.
 
2013-08-06 02:39:20 PM
"In the suit, Bell claims that Wolf should have taken certain precautions--such as tying dental floss around the dental driver to retrieve it in case it falls or placing gauze in his mouth to keep anything from falling down his throat--to prevent the tool from entering his stomach."
_______

That's Darwin at work, right there.
 
2013-08-06 02:43:42 PM

dickfreckle: Carn: I don't hate going to the dentist because I didn't go to the dentists for several years and I got an infection and needed a root canal.  Root canals are far far worse than a few minutes in the chair with the dental assistant scraping the plaque and polishing your teeth.  In fact I kinda like that part or at least the minty fresh feeling afterwards.

Root canals have come a long way in terms of pain. I had one and either I'm the toughest sumb*tch that ever lived, or it just didn't hurt that much. The pain killer was something pretty weak, like Tylenol 3.

The sound, however, was farking excruciating. No matter how much Novocain they give you, the mental torture of hearing (and feeling the vibration of) someone drilling around your face is just...ugh, I have the creeps just typing about it.


Oh well I guess the root canal itself wasn't that bad, although I did have pain when they put the little metal spikes in.  My body has a high tolerance to the stuff they use at the dentist, or my mouth is very sensitive or both.  And it's gross when they put the freakin bleach or whatever in your mouth.  The pain that I was really thinking of was from the infection which of course hit me over a weekend, so I got to suffer through to Monday.
 
2013-08-06 03:23:32 PM
Ah jus gah bah fum da denst so I'm gekin a kick ou of is tred.
 
2013-08-06 04:14:58 PM

Fear the Clam: Carn: I don't hate going to the dentist because I didn't go to the dentists for several years and I got an infection and needed a root canal.  Root canals are far far worse than a few minutes in the chair with the dental assistant scraping the plaque and polishing your teeth.  In fact I kinda like that part or at least the minty fresh feeling afterwards.

I don't hate going to the dentist because I go four times a year. There's nothing wrong with my teeth other than being a bit crooked, but there's a lot less cleanup to do each visit  if you don't give the plaque a chance to get a foothold.

/Paying for a couple of extra cleanings every year is also cheaper than any dental problem that could come up over time.


Have you tried brushing your teeth twice a day? I go to the dentist twice a year and I'm good. I went today and she was done in twenty minutes. "Keep doing what you're doing," she said.
I use one of those spinbrush toothbrushes and "total" or "advanced health" toothpaste.

I hadn't gone for about 5 years, I think and didn't have any problems when I finally did go (though I thought I would.)
 
2013-08-06 04:55:49 PM

Bedstead Polisher: Have you tried brushing your teeth twice a day? I go to the dentist twice a year and I'm good. I went today and she was done in twenty minutes. "Keep doing what you're doing," she said.
I use one of those spinbrush toothbrushes and "total" or "advanced health" toothpaste.


I usually brush three times per day, and I have the same setup as you. Unfortunately, I generate calculus at a much faster rate than pretty much anyone else. I haven't had any cavities in decades, but it was kind of a revelation to realize that I could simply get my teeth scraped more than twice a year and not have to look like the beast of the yellow fangs.
 
2013-08-06 05:07:04 PM
not so CSB...

I once had a dentist cut his finger on my canine after he stroked it (blood and everything as it tore through his glove), admiring how "perfect" it was.

/seriously creepy dentist with a fetish for sharp canines.
//and yes, it's that sharp.
 
2013-08-07 02:07:28 AM

adenosine: Am I the only one who goes to a dentist that will use a rubber dam to make sure that this kind of thing doesn't happen?


meh.  I have had dentists try to use them on me but my mouth is just too small.  And yes, I did get a crown dropped down my throat once.  Turns out I have an excellent gag reflex, and was able to hork it back up.
 
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