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(Daily Mail)   Maybe people should have a talk like "hey honey, would you ever be upset if I proposed to you in front of a huge crowd in a public venue?" before doing so   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 22
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2013-08-06 01:58:25 PM
9 votes:
pbfcomics.com
2013-08-06 01:29:31 PM
6 votes:
That's why you have to take a nice romantic hike somewhere that bears live. Should she refuse, you can bludgeon her and let the bears handle the rest.

Love is funny.
2013-08-06 12:52:02 PM
6 votes:
Her other boyfriend takes her to Major League games.
2013-08-06 01:48:15 PM
5 votes:

Flakeloaf: The only proposal I want to see is one guy proposing to another during halftime at a Cowboys game.


i2.cdn.turner.com
2013-08-06 01:23:22 PM
4 votes:
i97.photobucket.com
2013-08-06 04:45:27 PM
2 votes:

Fear the Clam: Uzzah: How many New Britain Rock Cats stories have you read about in the paper before today?

Rock Cats blow. It's all about the Keene Swamp Bats.


Maybe she couldn't stand the Rock Cats red glare...
2013-08-06 03:21:59 PM
2 votes:

EdgeRunner: 1nsanilicious: EdgeRunner: GBB: I wish those Military-Dad-Surprises-Kid-At-Public-Event videos ended in this manner.  Maybe those would get more airtime.

I don't want to see a video, but I'd get a kick out of hearing about a service dad who sneaks into the house to surprise his son, and busts in on him while he's jerking it to furry porn.

you are sick and deserve to be placed on certain tracking lists

I apologize for the crude joke. I never meant to stir up anyone's painful memories.

/when this happened to you, were you the dad or the kid?


He was the guy in the furry porn. He's just pissed off 'cause the kid pirated it instead of paying for it.
2013-08-06 03:16:16 PM
2 votes:

1nsanilicious: EdgeRunner: GBB: I wish those Military-Dad-Surprises-Kid-At-Public-Event videos ended in this manner.  Maybe those would get more airtime.

I don't want to see a video, but I'd get a kick out of hearing about a service dad who sneaks into the house to surprise his son, and busts in on him while he's jerking it to furry porn.

you are sick and deserve to be placed on certain tracking lists


I apologize for the crude joke. I never meant to stir up anyone's painful memories.

/when this happened to you, were you the dad or the kid?
2013-08-06 01:37:44 PM
2 votes:
Since this is a story in the Daily Fail, I can only assume that there is no such things as marriage or baseball.
GBB
2013-08-06 01:24:17 PM
2 votes:
I wish those Military-Dad-Surprises-Kid-At-Public-Event videos ended in this manner.  Maybe those would get more airtime.
2013-08-06 02:42:51 PM
1 votes:

OtherLittleGuy


MrsOLG asked me two months beforehand, then I proposed in a semi-private setting. And then I reproposed in the store when we shopped for and bought the ring.


Were you guys going for "best two out of three"?
2013-08-06 02:04:02 PM
1 votes:
Awkward videos I'd like to see:

Some dude puts "Sandra, will you marry me?" on the Jumbotron -- and there are 20 other guys who also brought their girlfriend named Sandra to the game.

Soldier dad's surprise homecoming ends in tears when his two year old doesn't know who he is -- or doesn't realize Daddy's a real person because he's only ever seen him on Skype (and therefore thinks "Daddy lives in the computer.").

Guy on bended knee at huge public event, asks for a divorce/breakup instead.
2013-08-06 02:00:23 PM
1 votes:
It's an unfortunate truth that all videos like this must now be proven absolutely true beyond a shadow of a doubt before they can be believed. Until that happens, they must be assumed to be fake, posed, trolling, etc.


5/10
2013-08-06 01:39:02 PM
1 votes:

GBB: I wish those Military-Dad-Surprises-Kid-At-Public-Event videos ended in this manner.  Maybe those would get more airtime.


I don't want to see a video, but I'd get a kick out of hearing about a service dad who sneaks into the house to surprise his son, and busts in on him while he's jerking it to furry porn.

/feel free to steal that, Farrelly Bros.
/makers of the Scary Movie franchise on the other hand, I will sue you with the merciless fury of a Scientologist patent troll
2013-08-06 01:34:18 PM
1 votes:
romulanguyitsafake.jpg
2013-08-06 01:31:20 PM
1 votes:
Let's assume this isn't fake for a minute... If the woman actually cares at all about the guy she could just say yes and then later in the car on the way home say "oh yeah... uhhh... that whole proposal thing I actually don't want to marry you, I didn't want to make some weird scene at the ballpark but I got like 6 other dudes I'm seeing right now."
2013-08-06 01:29:04 PM
1 votes:
I've personally seen this happen at a college basketball game. He's down on one knee proposing, and she just screams "NO! I can't believe you asked me that you a**hole" and runs out of the building screaming and crying. You could hear a pin drop. He staggered to his feet, mouth agape and in total total shock, and just stumbled back to his seat. Most humiliating thing I've ever seen.
2013-08-06 01:28:17 PM
1 votes:
She wouldn't allow herself to marry up.
2013-08-06 01:26:49 PM
1 votes:

kvinesknows: I dont understand why anyone would want to do that. Its gotta be the married worlds dickiest move... hey.. lets try and embarrass the woman I love into marring me...


Oh, if my fiance had pulled this shiat in public, you bet your ass I would have marred him.

/which is why I beat him to the punch and asked in private
2013-08-06 01:19:37 PM
1 votes:
These are all fake, so it doesn't matter.
2013-08-06 12:56:25 PM
1 votes:
It's an unfortunate truth that all videos like this must now be proven absolutely true beyond a shadow of a doubt before they can be believed. Until that happens, they must be assumed to be fake, posed, trolling, etc.
2013-08-06 12:54:21 PM
1 votes:

Because People in power are Stupid: Her other only boyfriend takes her to Major League games.


/betting anything this guy is in the FriendZone
 
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