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(International Business Times)   Robert Pattinson leaves Katy Perry for Kristen Stewart   (ibtimes.com ) divider line
    More: Dumbass, Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart, Katy Perry, Los Feliz, Riley Keough, actors, Elle, dating  
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2013-08-06 09:51:16 AM  
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-08-06 10:01:18 AM  
teh bewbs r sad
 
2013-08-06 10:08:32 AM  
Huh, would have thought that relationship would have ended when Twilight did.
 
2013-08-06 10:13:27 AM  
Kristen is reportedly overjoyed.

astrodynamics.net
 
2013-08-06 10:14:17 AM  
really?!

really?

no really??
 
2013-08-06 10:26:43 AM  
IBT gives me IBS.
 
2013-08-06 10:49:09 AM  
i275.photobucket.com
 
2013-08-06 10:50:23 AM  

SecretAgentWoman: [i275.photobucket.com image 479x398]


Boy, talk about the far opposite of the spectrum from Stewart.
 
2013-08-06 11:31:47 AM  
Sort of a lateral move. Although Katy does have boobs.
 
2013-08-06 11:33:45 AM  
"'I'm just trying to be a friend to him, but it is unfortunate that I do have a set of t-ts.'"

upload.wikimedia.org upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-08-06 11:35:42 AM  
The photoshop job of them floating in space above a mansion proves it's true.
 
2013-08-06 11:37:26 AM  
This news is about as relevant to my interests as news about Bieber and Gomez dating again.

www.roflx.com
/yet, I'm here
//only to post the above image
 
2013-08-06 11:37:28 AM  
She must have a great personality, which comes as a shock. I didn't think she had a personality.
 
2013-08-06 11:38:04 AM  
Slide back and listen to the news. The relationship between Katy Perry and Rob was never anything more than just friends. Katy Perry revealed recently that she openly farted when hanging out Rob, something she never does around someone she is dating.
 
2013-08-06 11:43:20 AM  
NEWS FLASH: Two untalented nobodies photographed within each others vicinity.

i3.kym-cdn.com
 
2013-08-06 11:45:16 AM  

i105.photobucket.com
RIP ROBERT PATTINSON

 
2013-08-06 11:47:01 AM  

Sybarite: Kristen is reportedly overjoyed.

[astrodynamics.net image 250x327]



She was also really sad when they broke up.

astrodynamics.net

LINE!
 
2013-08-06 11:49:15 AM  

PizzaJedi81: Sybarite: Kristen is reportedly overjoyed.

She was also really sad when they broke up.


She is enraged that you guys are making fun of her.

astrodynamics.net
 
2013-08-06 11:49:33 AM  
Who cares.
 
2013-08-06 11:50:28 AM  
I would like to revisit this in 10 years.  I would be Stewart looks decent while Perry looks like a plastic sugery accident gone wrong.

Have you seen any of the pics Russel Brand posted when they were together of Perry without makeup?  It is not pretty.
 
2013-08-06 11:50:30 AM  

devilEther: PizzaJedi81: Sybarite: Kristen is reportedly overjoyed.

She was also really sad when they broke up.

She is enraged that you guys are making fun of her.

[astrodynamics.net image 250x327]


It's okay, she'll laugh it off later.

astrodynamics.net

LINE!
 
2013-08-06 11:52:50 AM  

bluenote13: I would like to revisit this in 10 years.  I would be Stewart looks decent while Perry looks like a plastic sugery accident gone wrong.

Have you seen any of the pics Russel Brand posted when they were together of Perry without makeup?  It is not pretty.


Hell no, even with make-up he looks ugly
 
2013-08-06 11:54:23 AM  

blacksharpiemarker: NEWS FLASH: Two untalented nobodies photographed within each others vicinity.

[i3.kym-cdn.com image 328x272]


I can't stop looking at that....
 
2013-08-06 11:57:12 AM  
That's a 'shop.  I can tell by the pixels, and by the way they're standing 100 ft above the swimming pool.
 
2013-08-06 11:58:30 AM  
International.  Business.  Times.

Well, this will certainly affect my position in "NotGivingaFark" industries.
 
2013-08-06 11:59:42 AM  

LewDux: bluenote13: I would like to revisit this in 10 years.  I would be Stewart looks decent while Perry looks like a plastic sugery accident gone wrong.

Have you seen any of the pics Russel Brand posted when they were together of Perry without makeup?  It is not pretty.

Hell no, even with make-up he looks ugly


Gotdamn he is a colossal douchebag.
 
2013-08-06 12:04:09 PM  

bluenote13: I would like to revisit this in 10 years.  I would be Stewart looks decent while Perry looks like a plastic sugery accident gone wrong.

Have you seen any of the pics Russel Brand posted when they were together of Perry without makeup?  It is not pretty.


It's not pretty? You mean...you mean like Kristen Stewart?
 
2013-08-06 12:05:48 PM  
Dude, if you're going to date old, on-screen flames go for Cho.
 
2013-08-06 12:06:18 PM  

Mugato: LewDux: bluenote13: I would like to revisit this in 10 years.  I would be Stewart looks decent while Perry looks like a plastic sugery accident gone wrong.

Have you seen any of the pics Russel Brand posted when they were together of Perry without makeup?  It is not pretty.

Hell no, even with make-up he looks ugly

Gotdamn he is a colossal douchebag.


And really not that funny except his stupid accent
 
2013-08-06 12:07:52 PM  

spentshells: And really not that funny except his stupid accent


1.bp.blogspot.com

Well, and this.
 
2013-08-06 12:08:06 PM  
And not a single fark was given that day.
 
2013-08-06 12:26:15 PM  
I think K-Stew is actually very pretty.  That's just my opinion.
 
2013-08-06 12:27:00 PM  
Look at that. I'm fresh out of give a fark
 
2013-08-06 12:29:18 PM  

nmiguy: I think K-Stew is actually very pretty.  That's just my opinion.


She's embarrassed, and playing coy now.

astrodynamics.net

LINE!
 
2013-08-06 12:35:41 PM  

Mugato: Sort of a lateral move. Although Katy does have boobs.


Wake me when he leaves Kristen for Adam Lambert.

/even Jodie Foster is telling him "JUST COME OUT NOW!!"
 
2013-08-06 12:39:25 PM  
www.mendaily.com
 
2013-08-06 12:41:05 PM  

Justice By Zig: bluenote13: I would like to revisit this in 10 years.  I would be Stewart looks decent while Perry looks like a plastic sugery accident gone wrong.

Have you seen any of the pics Russel Brand posted when they were together of Perry without makeup?  It is not pretty.

It's not pretty? You mean...you mean like Kristen Stewart?


Kristen Stewart is fairer than Charlize Theron

/a mirror told me so
//least believable part of that movie
 
2013-08-06 12:41:58 PM  

Schroepnuts: [www.mendaily.com image 850x1133]


thank you
 
2013-08-06 12:42:28 PM  

GRCooper: Charlize Theron


I've got something fair for her, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.
 
2013-08-06 12:44:43 PM  
She is in no way upset about the next Doctor being an old guy.

astrodynamics.net

/sorry, didn't have much time to take part in the weekend threads
 
2013-08-06 12:46:31 PM  
Fine, I'll take one for the team and penis both of them so nobody here has to.
 
2013-08-06 12:50:45 PM  
who? who? and who?
 
2013-08-06 12:52:46 PM  

bikerbob59: Schroepnuts: [www.mendaily.com image 850x1133]

thank you


Yeah, thread lacks Perry boobs.

cdn.evilbeetgossip.com
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2013-08-06 12:53:11 PM  

Smeggy Smurf: Fine, I'll take one for the team and penis both of them so nobody here has to.


Kristen and Robert? That's generous of you.
 
2013-08-06 12:53:44 PM  

Smeggy Smurf: Fine, I'll take one for the team and penis both of them so nobody here has to.


Is Robert Pattinson into be penised?
 
2013-08-06 12:57:35 PM  

Wellon Dowd: Smeggy Smurf: Fine, I'll take one for the team and penis both of them so nobody here has to.

Kristen and Robert? That's generous of you.


limeyfellow: Smeggy Smurf: Fine, I'll take one for the team and penis both of them so nobody here has to.

Is Robert Pattinson into be penised?


33 seconds apart from the simulpost ever.

/would penis the women
 
2013-08-06 12:57:59 PM  
ohmygod, ohmygod, ohmygod, ohmygod....THIS IS HUUUUUUGE!!!!!
 
2013-08-06 12:58:29 PM  
I liked him in Harry Potter
I liked her in Adventureland
I like some of Katy Perry's music, it's catchy
 
2013-08-06 01:00:30 PM  
I'd take a good BJ over tits any day.

Just sayin.
 
2013-08-06 01:00:41 PM  

Aristocles: who? who? and who?


i.chzbgr.com
 
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