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(CBS Detroit)   Body of woman burning found for third time in Detroit. Maybe next time they find her, they could put her out   (detroit.cbslocal.com) divider line 58
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2013-08-06 09:09:35 AM  
Does Detroit have the population to support the continued setting ablaze of its residents? I think anymore people set on fire will affect the tax rates.
 
2013-08-06 09:09:38 AM  
Third time this year. Suck it, Burning Man.
 
2013-08-06 09:10:58 AM  
I'm normally not one to care how an article is tagged but does misc really seem correct to subby? Not scary or sick or weird or WHAT THE fark DETROIT SOMEONE IS LIGHTING A BUNCH OF WOMEN ON FIRE.
 
2013-08-06 09:11:40 AM  
Is she hot?
 
2013-08-06 09:12:21 AM  

the.squid: I'm normally not one to care how an article is tagged but does misc really seem correct to subby? Not scary or sick or weird or WHAT THE fark DETROIT SOMEONE IS LIGHTING A BUNCH OF WOMEN ON FIRE.


Maybe Fark needs a "Burn baby burn" tag.
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2013-08-06 09:12:36 AM  
geekxgirls.com
She'll just keep coming back.
 
2013-08-06 09:13:09 AM  
What it a disco inferno?
 
2013-08-06 09:13:43 AM  

the.squid: I'm normally not one to care how an article is tagged but does misc really seem correct to subby? Not scary or sick or weird or WHAT THE fark DETROIT SOMEONE IS LIGHTING A BUNCH OF WOMEN ON FIRE.


Some men just want to watch the women burn.
 
2013-08-06 09:14:39 AM  
FTFA: "... It's like people don't value life anymore."

Well, you do reside in Detroit. That pretty much explains it.
 
2013-08-06 09:14:42 AM  
This headline is a mess, Subby.
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2013-08-06 09:14:53 AM  

RayD8: Is she hot?


The kindling point of paper is around 440-450 (or as Bradbury said 451), so she would have to be pretty hot I imagine.
 
2013-08-06 09:15:41 AM  

RayD8: Is she hot?


Smoking
 
2013-08-06 09:17:11 AM  
Obvious tag missing. This is Detroit, after all.
 
2013-08-06 09:17:36 AM  
only logic told me that the headline didn't mean the same woman's body had been found burning for the third time. ie the headline didn't tell me

/dog's dinner. of this post, made
 
2013-08-06 09:18:23 AM  
It happens. People just explode. Natural causes.
 
das
2013-08-06 09:19:43 AM  
Welcome to Detroit.

Pop: 699,997
 
2013-08-06 09:20:05 AM  

Foaming: It happens. People just explode. Natural causes.


Farking drummers, man...
 
2013-08-06 09:21:26 AM  
That's all Detroit needs, a serial killer that burns bodies.
 
2013-08-06 09:24:40 AM  
"It's a young lady, I think, I'm not sure. All I could see was the leg and it looked like the leg of a lady than more of a man. So, I'm not sure yet," said the head of Detroit's forensic investigation team.
 
2013-08-06 09:24:45 AM  
 
2013-08-06 09:24:58 AM  

WhyteRaven74: That's all Detroit needs, a serial killer that burns bodies.


He started off setting fire to rusty cars, then escalated to abandoned houses. Now this. It's the standard route for a Detroit serial killer.
 
2013-08-06 09:25:57 AM  
I prefer mine rare.
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-08-06 09:29:50 AM  

freewill: WhyteRaven74: That's all Detroit needs, a serial killer that burns bodies.

He started off setting fire to rusty cars, then escalated to abandoned houses. Now this. It's the standard route for a Detroit serial killer.


My buddy was a mailman in The D for a few years before he got a transfer to another office. Here's some pics of a burned out car on his route
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2013-08-06 09:31:48 AM  
How works does grammar?  Confused I are.
 
2013-08-06 09:34:58 AM  
4.bp.blogspot.com
Oh, Angela. You didn't deserve this.
 
2013-08-06 09:36:15 AM  
Just RTFA. My brain are hurt.
 
2013-08-06 09:38:00 AM  

Bpjosep: "It's a young lady, I think, I'm not sure. All I could see was the leg and it looked like the leg of a lady than more of a man. So, I'm not sure yet," said the head of Detroit's forensic investigation team.


I just love how the article jumps (the shark) to the conclusion that because a fireman saw a leg that "looked like the leg of a lady more than a man" this woman was set on fire and left to die........

I guess there is no other way possible for a woman could be overcome by smoke and fire....
 
2013-08-06 09:38:13 AM  
That headline reads like a Chinese takeout menu.
 
2013-08-06 09:48:22 AM  
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-08-06 09:50:19 AM  
I'm thinking she has a serious case of spontaneous human combustion.
 
2013-08-06 09:55:39 AM  
Death by fire is the purest form of death

www.tvchoicemagazine.co.uk
 
2013-08-06 09:58:24 AM  
Devil's Night now extended year round----but we didn't start the fire, it has always been burning since the world's been turning.
 
2013-08-06 09:58:49 AM  
Get Dexter on the case.  He's dealt with this before.
 
2013-08-06 10:01:14 AM  
That girl is on fire...
 
2013-08-06 10:12:01 AM  
Couldn't FARK have waited 20 minutes for someone else to submit the same story with a headline written in English?
 
2013-08-06 10:12:15 AM  

Gene Masseth Jr.: Get Dexter on the case.  He's dealt with this before.


For Gods sake don't put the Miami PD on it.  Nothing will EVER get solved.  I've slowly come to realize that it isn't that Dex is good at evading the law, it's just that Miami homicide is dumber than a bag of doorknobs.
 
2013-08-06 10:13:03 AM  
 
2013-08-06 10:13:39 AM  

Gene Masseth Jr.: Get Dexter on the case.  He's dealt with this before.


He probably dealt with it Sunday, but I don't know because TWC cut Showtime.
 
2013-08-06 10:24:58 AM  
Miss Havisham? My money is on Pip. He never really liked her.
 
2013-08-06 10:36:13 AM  

smoky2010: Does Detroit have the population to support the continued setting ablaze of its residents? I think anymore people set on fire will affect the tax rates.


The population is 700,000.  There are probably at least 100,000 "young females."  There must be at least a couple of thousand births per year.

Yeah, they could set a resident a day on fire and the tax base should be fine.  The city might be able to make use of it as a tourist attraction to boost revenue.

"Visit Detroit, we're burning to meet you."
 
2013-08-06 10:43:30 AM  
Suspect?
www.mobygames.com
 
2013-08-06 10:45:02 AM  

Foaming: It happens. People just explode. Natural causes.


I think you made a wrong turn. The Whitey Bulger thread is a block over.
 
2013-08-06 10:53:40 AM  
images.yuku.com

Detroit: One extreme or the other
 
2013-08-06 11:16:20 AM  
Who cares?  The important thing is that some retired city permit processor still gets his $60,000 pension. Detroit can make do with less public services.

/There was a decided lack of flame war in a thread about flame in a war zone.
 
2013-08-06 11:18:49 AM  

alltim: Couldn't FARK have waited 20 minutes for someone else to submit the same story with a headline written in English?


The article is horribly written.  I think that's the point of the headline.
 
2013-08-06 11:19:04 AM  
The Highway Killer map assembled by the FBI is a great map for survival. Pretty much avoid everyone.
 
2013-08-06 11:26:34 AM  

fatalvenom: [images.yuku.com image 512x340]

Detroit: One extreme or the other


Background/story on this pic, please.
 
2013-08-06 11:27:29 AM  

RayD8: Is she hot?


Yes she is, but i wouldn't tap that, definitely get burned
 
2013-08-06 11:54:19 AM  

Strik3r: Bpjosep: "It's a young lady, I think, I'm not sure. All I could see was the leg and it looked like the leg of a lady than more of a man. So, I'm not sure yet," said the head of Detroit's forensic investigation team.

I just love how the article jumps (the shark) to the conclusion that because a fireman saw a leg that "looked like the leg of a lady more than a man" this woman was set on fire and left to die........

I guess there is no other way possible for a woman could be overcome by smoke and fire....


In the middle of an alley.... thats all concrete.

yep no way at all.
 
2013-08-06 11:54:36 AM  
i'm so hot for her
and she's so cold...

ah mick can we try it the other way...
 
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