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(Breitbart.com)   Democrats float new presidential candidate: George Zimmerman   (breitbart.com) divider line 46
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2013-08-06 08:11:37 AM
As usual, Brietbart reports from opposite land.
I know people who quote from brietbart.com as if it were reporting actual facts and news. They get so offended when I laugh at them. No clicky for dead trolls.
 
2013-08-06 09:05:06 AM
In other news Andrew Breitbart is still dead.
 
2013-08-06 09:05:57 AM
So at least 2% of polled  Alaskans are smart-asses.  That's what I'm getting here.
 
2013-08-06 09:06:07 AM
Clinton trails the other Republicans we tested, although she would make the state closer than it's been in a while. Chris Christie leads her by 8 points at 46/38, Jeb Bush leads her by 7 at 49/42, Rand Paul is up 6 at 49/43, Marco Rubio has a 3 point advantage at 45/42, and Paul Ryan leads by a single point at 47/46.
Reflecting the strong standing we've seen for him a lot of places lately Rand Paul is the top choice of GOP voters in Alaska with 18% to 14% for Sarah Palin, 13% for Chris Christie, 11% for Jeb Bush, 9% for Marco Rubio and Paul Ryan, 8% for Ted Cruz, 5% for Rick Santorum, and 2% for George Zimmerman.


LOL!
 
2013-08-06 09:07:31 AM
"And why would PPP list Zimmerman, 29, in polls for a presidential election in which he wouldn't even be eligible, at 44 years old? "

It's 2013 now and in 3 years George Zimmerman will be 15 years older.
this is what Republicans really believe.
 
2013-08-06 09:07:47 AM
Breitbart was teh first choice, but the cleanup bill is enormous.

media.theweek.com
 
2013-08-06 09:08:25 AM

Whiskey Pete: In other news Andrew Breitbart is still dead.


So I got that going for me....which is nice.

/derpy dalerp...no, wait, derpy laderp.
 
2013-08-06 09:14:32 AM
FTFA: "Dem Polling Firm PPP Names Registered Dem George Zimmerman Among Potential 2016 GOP Nominees"

Wait... I missed the part in the news cycle where both sides argued that the killer was a member of the other side.  I almost never miss that part.
 
2013-08-06 09:14:43 AM

Whiskey Pete: In other news Andrew Breitbart is still dead.


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2013-08-06 09:17:23 AM

Whiskey Pete: In other news Andrew Breitbart is still dead.


RIP Andrew Breitbart. You're love for America was only topped by your love of cocaine.
 
2013-08-06 09:23:12 AM

Job Creator: "And why would PPP list Zimmerman, 29, in polls for a presidential election in which he wouldn't even be eligible, at 44 years old? "

It's 2013 now and in 3 years George Zimmerman will be 15 years older.
this is what Republicans really believe.


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2013-08-06 09:25:36 AM
Would have thought this to be an Onion article
 
2013-08-06 09:27:13 AM
Sounds like 4chan has infiltrated the people who write straw polls for the Democrats.
 
2013-08-06 09:28:41 AM

stoli n coke: RIP Andrew Breitbart. You're love for America was only topped by your love of cocaine.


Andy and the infomercial guy are doing lines in hell with Satan.
 
2013-08-06 09:35:56 AM
Old and Busted:  Joe the Plumber

New Hotness:  George the Killer
 
2013-08-06 09:40:48 AM
Zimmerman: right-wing hero or left-wing murderer?

It's a floor wax, I tell you!

It's a dessert topping, you cow!
 
2013-08-06 09:51:24 AM
Why George Zimmerman, a registered Democrat who voted for President Obama in 2008? And why would PPP list Zimmerman, 29, in polls for a presidential election in which he wouldn't even be eligible, at 44 years old?

So Breitbart.com has access to voting data, doesn't know how to do math, and has no idea of the requirements for presidency of the US.
 
2013-08-06 09:54:50 AM

spongeboob: Why George Zimmerman, a registered Democrat who voted for President Obama in 2008? And why would PPP list Zimmerman, 29, in polls for a presidential election in which he wouldn't even be eligible, at 44 years old?

So Breitbart.com has access to voting data, doesn't know how to do math, and has no idea of the requirements for presidency of the US.


Go easy on Ben Shapiro.  I think he's like only 10 or something.
 
2013-08-06 10:00:02 AM
I don't care.  I'm still voting for OJ.
 
2013-08-06 10:23:31 AM

Diogenes: spongeboob: Why George Zimmerman, a registered Democrat who voted for President Obama in 2008? And why would PPP list Zimmerman, 29, in polls for a presidential election in which he wouldn't even be eligible, at 44 years old?

So Breitbart.com has access to voting data, doesn't know how to do math, and has no idea of the requirements for presidency of the US.

Go easy on Ben Shapiro.  I think he's like only 10 or something.


You peaked my curiosity so I had to Google him and this is what I found
Son of a motherless whore, the person who wrote that graduated from Harvard Law


and which Farker has been editing his wiki Shapiro has written a book on his experiences in college, titled Brainwashed: How Universities Indoctrinate America's Youth, which was published in 2004 by some crackpot publisher
 
2013-08-06 10:30:54 AM

Wooly Bully: Zimmerman: right-wing hero or left-wing murderer?

It's a floor wax, I tell you!

It's a dessert topping, you cow!


Never met anyone on the right who thinks hes a hero. A guy who defended himself from attack they beleive but not a hero. You are starting to sound like MSDNC
 
2013-08-06 10:33:52 AM

jedihirsch: Wooly Bully: Zimmerman: right-wing hero or left-wing murderer?

It's a floor wax, I tell you!

It's a dessert topping, you cow!

Never met anyone on the right who thinks hes a hero. A guy who defended himself from attack they beleive but not a hero. You are starting to sound like MSDNC


Oh please.  We have them right here on Fark.  The trial threads were filthy with them.
 
2013-08-06 10:36:16 AM
This just in: Polls this far out from an election are farking pointless, but pollsters still like to have jobs.

Putting Zimmerman on the poll gets attention, attention gets clicks, clicks keep jobs. This is not rocket surgery.
 
2013-08-06 10:41:10 AM

jedihirsch: Wooly Bully: Zimmerman: right-wing hero or left-wing murderer?

It's a floor wax, I tell you!

It's a dessert topping, you cow!

Never met anyone on the right who thinks hes a hero. A guy who defended himself from attack they beleive but not a hero. You are starting to sound like MSDNC


I've never met anyone who thinks he's a left-wing murderer, either. But there are billions of people I've never met, so that's irrelevant.

You know, it isn't only Democratic Party operatives who think Breitbart's full of sh*t.
 
2013-08-06 10:53:51 AM
George Zimmerman:  Not Guilty and Innocent of any wrongdoing, that's the guy you'll learn to love. CCW FTW.
 
2013-08-06 10:54:14 AM

monoski: Would have thought this to be an Onion article


When the Onion says ridiculous things for laughs, it's satire. When Brietbart does it in earnest, it's just lying.
 
2013-08-06 10:56:03 AM

Diogenes: Old and Busted:  Joe the Plumber

New Hotness:  George the Killer



George the Ground-Stander.
 
2013-08-06 11:13:00 AM

jedihirsch: Wooly Bully: Zimmerman: right-wing hero or left-wing murderer?

It's a floor wax, I tell you!

It's a dessert topping, you cow!

Never met anyone on the right who thinks hes a hero. A guy who defended himself from attack they beleive but not a hero. You are starting to sound like MSDNC


It just happens that 99% of Zimmerman's defenders are Republicans who type clever shiat like "MSDNC". I'm sure there's no correlation between the people who would gut welfare and those who would cheer the death of a black kid. It's a coincidence.
 
2013-08-06 11:45:53 AM

spongeboob: and which Farker has been editing his wiki Shapiro has written a book on his experiences in college, titled Brainwashed: How Universities Indoctrinate America's Youth, which was published in 2004 by some crackpot publisher


You should have kept reading.

His next book,Porn Generation: How Social Liberalism Is Corrupting Our Future, was published by another crackpot publisher in June 2005.

The same yearPrimetime Propaganda came out, Shapiro became a shill at theHorowitz Freedom Center.


After graduating from  in 2007, Shapiro briefly practiced law at the Los Angeles office of  LLP but now does independent legal consulting out of his apartment for major media clients.


The last one I'm not sure about. Sounds legit, but "out of his apartment"?
 
2013-08-06 11:55:49 AM
Oh, I am going to Facebook with this. My in laws will just go nuts.

George the Ground Stander!!
 
2013-08-06 12:04:20 PM

Lurking Fear: As usual, Brietbart reports from opposite land.
I know people who quote from brietbart.com as if it were reporting actual facts and news. They get so offended when I laugh at them. No clicky for dead trolls.


Ahhh, you confused subby trolling headline (which is true but not the way you read it) with reality.  So I am laughing at you for being wrong.
 
2013-08-06 12:23:15 PM
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2013-08-06 12:33:13 PM
Zimmerman is less ridiculous than polling for Sarah Palin.

/not by very much
 
2013-08-06 12:54:28 PM

jedihirsch: Never met anyone on the right who thinks hes a hero


Not a hero? He single-handedly rescued a family of blind orphans from burning wreckage!
 
2013-08-06 01:18:15 PM
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DIE, ZOMBIE SCUM!
 
2013-08-06 01:39:36 PM

stoli n coke: Whiskey Pete: In other news Andrew Breitbart is still dead.

RIP Andrew Breitbart. You're love for America was only topped by your love of cocaine.


How does this happen?  They should be the same word, make up your (you're) mind.
 
2013-08-06 01:43:46 PM
Zimmerman might have been a Democrat at one point but no true Democrat would try to prevent a black person from smashing his head in.

I'm thinkin more Nugent/Zimmerman, although it might be best to get his feet wet with a term as US Senator. DHS sec would be perfect.
 
2013-08-06 02:12:08 PM

Noam Chimpsky: Zimmerman might have been a Democrat at one point but no true Democrat would try to prevent a black person from smashing his head in.

I'm thinkin more Nugent/Zimmerman, although it might be best to get his feet wet with a term as US Senator. DHS sec would be perfect.


Wait I thought Democrats were the real racists.
 
2013-08-06 02:46:03 PM
That's a good one. I don't know who this guy playing Zimmerman is, probably some government agent that couldn't make it in Hollywood and wants his 15 minutes of fame. This entire trial was fabricated. The story was made up including the names. This is one of several hundred PSYOPS stories taking place. Our government has taken control of the media and has most comments online playing divide and conquer. They want all of us fighting each other instead of tyranny.

This "court case" wasn't about self defense, it's about national defense.

The name Trayvon Martin is a code.
tRAYvON means RAYtheON
Martin means Lockheed Martin

Both companies make up part of the military industrial complex and benefited from the increased defense budget following the 9/11 attacks.

There's an illegal war taking place. Alphabet soup agencies staged a Coup and have taken control of the media. Do you believe that this is merely a coincidence;

ObamaOsama
Biden (Bi)n La(den)

About as coincidental as Obama catching Osama 3 days after releasing his birth certificate. Did you know Obama shares a birthday and a Nobel Peace Prize with Yasser Arafat the founder of modern day terrorism? No one is exactly sure where Yasser was born either. Must be another coincidence...

Everything we've been told about Obama, Osama, and 9/11 is a manufactured lie. Osama Bin Laden isn't so much a person as it is an organization of corrupt politicians and wealthy elitists, a shadow government. This shadow government wants to create a socialist system where they hold all the cards. To complete their objective they first need to destroy capitalism (something the trade towers symbolized) by bankrupting the nation. Learn the truth about the illegal war, the Coup, the media blackouts, and mock election at the story leaked in my profile.
 
2013-08-06 02:49:54 PM

Resin33: That's a good one. I don't know who this guy playing Zimmerman is, probably some government agent that couldn't make it in Hollywood and wants his 15 minutes of fame. This entire trial was fabricated. The story was made up including the names. This is one of several hundred PSYOPS stories taking place. Our government has taken control of the media and has most comments online playing divide and conquer. They want all of us fighting each other instead of tyranny.

This "court case" wasn't about self defense, it's about national defense.

The name Trayvon Martin is a code.
tRAYvON means RAYtheON
Martin means Lockheed Martin

Both companies make up part of the military industrial complex and benefited from the increased defense budget following the 9/11 attacks.

There's an illegal war taking place. Alphabet soup agencies staged a Coup and have taken control of the media. Do you believe that this is merely a coincidence;

ObamaOsama
Biden (Bi)n La(den)

About as coincidental as Obama catching Osama 3 days after releasing his birth certificate. Did you know Obama shares a birthday and a Nobel Peace Prize with Yasser Arafat the founder of modern day terrorism? No one is exactly sure where Yasser was born either. Must be another coincidence...

Everything we've been told about Obama, Osama, and 9/11 is a manufactured lie. Osama Bin Laden isn't so much a person as it is an organization of corrupt politicians and wealthy elitists, a shadow government. This shadow government wants to create a socialist system where they hold all the cards. To complete their objective they first need to destroy capitalism (something the trade towers symbolized) by bankrupting the nation. Learn the truth about the illegal war, the Coup, the media blackouts, and mock election at the story leaked in my profile.


I..um..wait..what?

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2013-08-06 03:17:43 PM
I..um..wait..what?

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Copypasta from the comments
 
2013-08-06 03:21:10 PM

Resin33: I..um..wait..what?

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Copypasta from the comments


Farks sake, give us some warning next time dude.
 
2013-08-06 04:28:32 PM

thurstonxhowell: This just in: Polls this far out from an election are farking pointless,


Too true.  Remember in early November 1991 when nobody could comprehend that somebody could beat Bush Sr. - so much so that SNL had a sketch called "The race to avoid being the guy that loses to Bush".  Then, somehow, in less than 6 months some guy named Clinton was the front-runner, and 6 months later clobbered the old bastard.

A year before November 2012 who was the front-runner?  Bachmann, Perry?  I don't even remember anymore.  6 months later it was Mittford Willborn Roomby, I think, and that didn't work out well at all.
 
2013-08-06 05:52:20 PM

grumpfuff: Farks sake, give us some warning next time dude.


That would alert the United Crackpot Farkbots of Scorched Pussy, and Resin33 would be swiftly terminated.
 
2013-08-06 11:07:33 PM
I was going to ask, Does anyone think he was on the poll for reals? But apparently there are people right here on Fark who are capable of considering that a remote possibility.

There are reasons to put a reviled public figure on a poll, you know. 1) To see if anyone was paying attention, 2) To give a zero option for statistical purposes, 3) To find out if people are actually voting for individuals they know or merely going off "name recognition", 4) To laugh afterwards and say "Holy crap, even Hitler polled better than that dope."
 
2013-08-06 11:43:21 PM
Yo, thamike!! Where's Scorched Pussy on the map?

*blink*
 
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