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(Politico)   Reince Priebus: "CNN & NBC are part of the conspiracy against the GOP" I hope someone updated the list   (politico.com) divider line 65
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2013-08-06 08:04:43 AM  
Dude. Reality is part of the conspiracy against the GOP. :p
 
2013-08-06 08:11:37 AM  
Rinse Pubis?
 
2013-08-06 08:12:49 AM  
Soooo, it's part of a "Vast, left-wing conspiracy?"
 
2013-08-06 08:13:12 AM  
"We shall teach them the ultimate lesson by limiting our own candidates exposure."
 
2013-08-06 08:15:14 AM  
This is old news.

Will Chris Matthew get a tingle up his leg over Hillary?

Talk about unprofessional!
 
2013-08-06 08:15:41 AM  
Mr. Pubic went on Fox to complain about media bias. I'll bet the viewership picked up on the irony immediately.
 
2013-08-06 08:15:46 AM  
I think I found a picture of submitter gettin' all pissed about how quotations work:
1.bp.blogspot.com
You don't need to make things up to make Reince Priebus look like a slobbering imbecile. His real quotations do that just fine.
 
2013-08-06 08:16:00 AM  
This just in; MTV will be hosting the GOP events and they will be held like the Jersey Shore house where the contestants live together for a season and you get to watch Rick Santorum go wild in the hot tub with Rand Paul.
 
2013-08-06 08:16:26 AM  

Aristocles: This is old news.

Will Chris Matthew get a tingle up his leg over Hillary?

Talk about unprofessional!


Seriously, you suck. Go away now.
 
2013-08-06 08:18:25 AM  
Rence, Newt, Mitt, Rand, Rush... Are there any Republicans who don't sound like legacies from the douchebag frat in Animal House?
 
2013-08-06 08:19:19 AM  

monoski: This just in; MTV will be hosting the GOP events and they will be held like the Jersey Shore house where the contestants live together for a season and you get to watch Rick Santorum go wild in the hot tub with Rand Paul.


minus that last image, I would totally watch a GOP primary if it was a reality show like Big Brother
 
2013-08-06 08:19:33 AM  
If the media were really left-wing, they would run 24/7 coverage on how the GOP is perfectly content running our country into the ground over the fact that their (minority) demands aren't being met 100% of the time.
 
2013-08-06 08:21:01 AM  
Rinse Priapus should realize that facts have a left-wing bias. Well, at least, slightly left of the Republican Party platform.
 
2013-08-06 08:23:57 AM  

DeltaPunch: If the media were really left-wing, they would run 24/7 coverage on how the GOP is perfectly content running our country into the ground over the fact that their (minority) demands aren't being met 100% of the time.


Do you really believe that if Barack Obama suddenly said "yep, we'll do EVERYTHING you want" that they'd stop complaining and actually do it?

Hell, most of the time that they're complaining about a democratic lawmaker's plans or Obama's plans they don't even HAVE an alternative plan.

It's not about getting what the republicans want, the republicans don't even have an outline of what they want. It's about making sure Obama and the democrats don't get what THEY want. It's all about staying in power. All they care about is reelection and they think the best shot they have at this point is to fatigue voters on the democrats. They're not trying to actually win the race, they're just trying to constantly trip the other participants so they either give up or get knocked out.
 
2013-08-06 08:27:49 AM  
Just seeing this douchcanoe's name makes me angry.  I don't even have to read what he really said.
 
2013-08-06 08:28:13 AM  
Good, the more things against the GOP, the better.

Granted, this is most likely retarded bullshiat from Reince Priebus, but still.
 
2013-08-06 08:28:32 AM  
Oh, noes the debates may go away!

I would have cared about this twenty years ago but now the debates are absolutely worthless as point of comparing candidates & there is little evidence they have any lasting affect on the election in general anyways.
 
2013-08-06 08:30:43 AM  
Pretty sure CNN and NBC are like #6 and #7 on the LOPCATGOPATA
 
2013-08-06 08:30:52 AM  

Blathering Idjut: there is little evidence they have any lasting affect on the election in general anyways.


in the primary, maybe. but people remember the moments from the debates in the general, at least.

/but please, proceed
//wanna see my binders full of women?
///remember, we need a navy to protect against the Kaiser!
 
2013-08-06 08:34:41 AM  
Republicans have to spend lots of time and energy feeling sorry for themselves because if they didn't, no one else would.
 
2013-08-06 08:34:55 AM  
He's just looking for an excuse to cancel  debates, to minimize the instances of batshiat crazy things GOP Candidates have to say to the base on camera in order to win their party's nomination.
 
2013-08-06 08:35:31 AM  
Prius Pubis needs to have Sen. Lindsey Lohan find him a boy and get laid.
 
2013-08-06 08:39:19 AM  
Really a stupid move in several different ways.

Politics these days is all about the offense, not the defense.  Keep attacking the other side, never defend anything you're doing.  The "proper" way to do it would have been to lump them in with the Democrats, not whine that they are attacking the GOP.
 
2013-08-06 08:39:31 AM  
The only way to avoid being part of the vast conspiracy against the GOP these days is to repeat the party line 2/47, and even that isn't enough to avoid suspicion.  Remember that even Fox news is is considered to be part of the liberal media by a chunk of their base.  I'm actually a little afraid of them getting back into power, because it seems their only a few years off from calling for Stalin-style purges.
 
2013-08-06 08:40:14 AM  

somedude210: Blathering Idjut: there is little evidence they have any lasting affect on the election in general anyways.

in the primary, maybe. but people remember the moments from the debates in the general, at least.

/but please, proceed
//wanna see my binders full of women?
///remember, we need a navy to protect against the Kaiser!


Yeah, I know first hand several Texas latinos who voted for Dubya twice but wouldn't vote for Romney because of his remarks on immigration during the GOP debates.
 
2013-08-06 08:46:16 AM  
Desperation is a stinky cologne.

And Priebus is a whiny biatch
 
2013-08-06 08:47:17 AM  
I got this in an Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: email and have been looking for an excuse to use it.

Forget Hillary in 2016.  The dems dream ticket:

you have to admit, that is funny.
 
2013-08-06 08:48:05 AM  

SlothB77: I got this in an Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: email and have been looking for an excuse to use it.

Forget Hillary in 2016.  The dems dream ticket:

you have to admit, that is funny.


try that again:

www.westernjournalism.com
 
2013-08-06 08:48:13 AM  
The media have a responsibility to avoid giving one candidate more attention than another right before the election. The election is more than three years away and nobody has said they are running. Lighten up, Francis.
 
2013-08-06 08:49:21 AM  

SlothB77: I got this in an Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: email and have been looking for an excuse to use it.

Forget Hillary in 2016.  The dems dream ticket:

you have to admit, that is funny.


I suppose it's funny if you're sportin' an extra chromosome or something like that.
 
2013-08-06 08:53:01 AM  

SlothB77: SlothB77: I got this in an Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: email and have been looking for an excuse to use it.

Forget Hillary in 2016.  The dems dream ticket:

you have to admit, that is funny.

try that again:

[www.westernjournalism.com image 600x216]


Weiner Holder.....heheh.
 
2013-08-06 08:55:37 AM  
No one yet?  CNN and NBC were added ages ago.

List of People Conspiring Against the GOP, and therefore, America
(LOPCATGOPATA for short):
Liberals
Democrats
Socialists
Community Organizers
Geologists
Biologists
Meteorologists
Climatologists
Atheists
Muslims
Jews
Satan
ABC
NBC
CNN

CBS
PBS
All of cable news except FNC
The New York Times
The LA Times
The Washington Post
The Associated Press
Reuters
BBC
The Guardian
Black People
Mexicans
Human Rights Activists
SCOTUS
Europe
Movie Industry
Television Industry
Environmentalists
ACLU
The United Nations
Labor Unions
Colleges
Teachers
Professors
ACORN
National Endowment for the Arts
Gays
Judges
NPR
Paleontologists
Astrophysicists
Museums (*except Creationism Museum)
WHO
WTO
Inflated tires
The Honolulu Advertiser
The Star Bulletin
Teletubbies
Sponge Bob and Patrick
Nobel Prize Committee
US Census Bureau
NOAA
Sesame Street
Comic Books
Little Green Footballs
Video Games
The Bible
CBO
Bruce Springsteen
Pennies
The Theory of Relativity
Comedy Central
Young People
whatever the hell a Justin Beiber is
Small Business Owners
Math
CPAC
Navy SEALs
The Economist
The Muppets
Iowa Republicans
Low-Flow Toilets
Breast Cancer Screenings
Chrysler
Clint Eastwood
Robert Deniro
Tom Hanks
Glenn Frey
Bono
Bono Impersonators
Former Republican Senator Alan Simpson
 
2013-08-06 08:57:04 AM  

SlothB77: I got this in an Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: email and have been looking for an excuse to use it.

Forget Hillary in 2016.  The dems dream ticket:

you have to admit, that is funny.


I don't get it.
 
2013-08-06 08:59:37 AM  

IrateShadow: The only way to avoid being part of the vast conspiracy against the GOP these days is to repeat the party line 2/47, and even that isn't enough to avoid suspicion.  Remember that even Fox news is is considered to be part of the liberal media by a chunk of their base.  I'm actually a little afraid of them getting back into power, because it seems their only a few years off from calling for Stalin-style purges.


And they would have good right to be suspicious.

/I know you didn't mean it, but that's actually a perfect typo considering the brain power of the people we're talking about
 
2013-08-06 09:00:40 AM  
When severak billion people think your an arsehole, maybe the problem isn't them.
 
2013-08-06 09:02:07 AM  

cameroncrazy1984: SlothB77: I got this in an Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: email and have been looking for an excuse to use it.

Forget Hillary in 2016.  The dems dream ticket:

you have to admit, that is funny.

I don't get it.


You don't?

Weiner Holder.... c'mon. The ticket is a weener holder.... huh? nothing, eh.

Say, do you like fish sticks?
 
2013-08-06 09:02:21 AM  

cameroncrazy1984: SlothB77: I got this in an Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: email and have been looking for an excuse to use it.

Forget Hillary in 2016.  The dems dream ticket:

you have to admit, that is funny.

I don't get it.


img.photobucket.com

"Oh, hahahaha!  Is funny because it looks as though Holder is holding Weiner's wiener!  Hahahaha!  Ohhhh...."

/busboy from that one American Dad! episode: "It's kind of funny."
 
2013-08-06 09:02:43 AM  
Lather Reince.
Repeat.
 
2013-08-06 09:06:39 AM  

Aristocles: You don't?

Weiner Holder.... c'mon. The ticket is a weener holder.... huh? nothing, eh.

Say, do you like fish sticks?


You like holding weiners? Is that your coming-out picture?
 
2013-08-06 09:11:36 AM  
I don't really see the downside here. Anyone dumb enough to watch CNN or NBC is not a likely Republican voter anyway.
 
2013-08-06 09:15:42 AM  

SpankMeJohnny: I don't really see the downside here. Anyone dumb enough to watch CNN or NBC is not a likely Republican voter anyway.


You sound infromed.
 
2013-08-06 09:16:34 AM  

IrateShadow: The only way to avoid being part of the vast conspiracy against the GOP these days is to repeat the party line 2/47, and even that isn't enough to avoid suspicion.  Remember that even Fox news is is considered to be part of the liberal media by a chunk of their base.  I'm actually a little afraid of them getting back into power, because it seems their only a few years off from calling for Stalin-style purges.


Yeah that DOES remind me I need to renew my passport...
 
2013-08-06 09:28:38 AM  

Doc Daneeka: No one yet?  CNN and NBC were added ages ago.

List of People Conspiring Against the GOP, and therefore, America
(LOPCATGOPATA for short):
Liberals
Democrats
Socialists
Community Organizers
Geologists
Biologists
Meteorologists
Climatologists
Atheists
Muslims
Jews
Satan
ABC
NBC
CNN
CBS
PBS
All of cable news except FNC
The New York Times
The LA Times
The Washington Post
The Associated Press
Reuters
BBC
The Guardian
Black People
Mexicans
Human Rights Activists
SCOTUS
Europe
Movie Industry
Television Industry
Environmentalists
ACLU
The United Nations
Labor Unions
Colleges
Teachers
Professors
ACORN
National Endowment for the Arts
Gays
Judges
NPR
Paleontologists
Astrophysicists
Museums (*except Creationism Museum)
WHO
WTO
Inflated tires
The Honolulu Advertiser
The Star Bulletin
Teletubbies
Sponge Bob and Patrick
Nobel Prize Committee
US Census Bureau
NOAA
Sesame Street
Comic Books
Little Green Footballs
Video Games
The Bible
CBO
Bruce Springsteen
Pennies
The Theory of Relativity
Comedy Central
Young People
whatever the hell a Justin Beiber is
Small Business Owners
Math
CPAC
Navy SEALs
The Economist
The Muppets
Iowa Republicans
Low-Flow Toilets
Breast Cancer Screenings
Chrysler
Clint Eastwood
Robert Deniro
Tom Hanks
Glenn Frey
Bono
Bono Impersonators
Former Republican Senator Alan Simpson


Some awesome farkers have an updated list with like 90% working clickable links. I don't remember who exactly.
 
2013-08-06 09:30:07 AM  

cameroncrazy1984: SlothB77: I got this in an Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: email and have been looking for an excuse to use it.

Forget Hillary in 2016.  The dems dream ticket:

you have to admit, that is funny.

I don't get it.


It's a conservative joke.  By definition it was either funny once - 10 years ago, or was never funny to begin with.
 
2013-08-06 09:30:57 AM  

Karac: cameroncrazy1984: SlothB77: I got this in an Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: email and have been looking for an excuse to use it.

Forget Hillary in 2016.  The dems dream ticket:

you have to admit, that is funny.

I don't get it.

It's a conservative joke.  By definition it was either funny once - 10 years ago, or was never funny to begin with.


There was a poster around here who tried to argue that a joke is only ever funny once. I wonder what happened to him. He hasn't posted in a couple weeks.
 
2013-08-06 09:33:40 AM  

Karac: cameroncrazy1984: SlothB77: I got this in an Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: email and have been looking for an excuse to use it.

Forget Hillary in 2016.  The dems dream ticket:

you have to admit, that is funny.

I don't get it.

It's a conservative joke.  By definition it was either funny once - 10 years ago, or was never funny to begin with.

most likely horribly racist, sexist, or homophobic.

FTF most conservative "humor."
 
2013-08-06 09:51:47 AM  

mispelled username: Doc Daneeka: No one yet?  CNN and NBC were added ages ago.

List of People Conspiring Against the GOP, and therefore, America
(LOPCATGOPATA for short):
Liberals
Democrats
Socialists
Community Organizers
Geologists
Biologists
Meteorologists
Climatologists
Atheists
Muslims
Jews
Satan
ABC
NBC
CNN
CBS
PBS
All of cable news except FNC
The New York Times
The LA Times
The Washington Post
The Associated Press
Reuters
BBC
The Guardian
Black People
Mexicans
Human Rights Activists
SCOTUS
Europe
Movie Industry
Television Industry
Environmentalists
ACLU
The United Nations
Labor Unions
Colleges
Teachers
Professors
ACORN
National Endowment for the Arts
Gays
Judges
NPR
Paleontologists
Astrophysicists
Museums (*except Creationism Museum)
WHO
WTO
Inflated tires
The Honolulu Advertiser
The Star Bulletin
Teletubbies
Sponge Bob and Patrick
Nobel Prize Committee
US Census Bureau
NOAA
Sesame Street
Comic Books
Little Green Footballs
Video Games
The Bible
CBO
Bruce Springsteen
Pennies
The Theory of Relativity
Comedy Central
Young People
whatever the hell a Justin Beiber is
Small Business Owners
Math
CPAC
Navy SEALs
The Economist
The Muppets
Iowa Republicans
Low-Flow Toilets
Breast Cancer Screenings
Chrysler
Clint Eastwood
Robert Deniro
Tom Hanks
Glenn Frey
Bono
Bono Impersonators
Former Republican Senator Alan Simpson

Some awesome farkers have an updated list with like 90% working clickable links. I don't remember who exactly.


karl rove is missing, and I know he was added to the list at some point.
 
2013-08-06 10:04:13 AM  

HotWingConspiracy: "We shall teach them the ultimate lesson by limiting our own candidates exposure."


That would have been the smart tactic during the last Republican Presidential primary. It'll probably be the smart tactic during the next one, which is how I know they won't do it.
 
Bf+
2013-08-06 10:28:10 AM  
Better RNC debate plan. Held in hermetically sealed Fox studio. Avoid exposing swing voters to Crazy S*#t My Nominee Says.

-David Plouffe


www.healthcentral.com
 
2013-08-06 11:26:33 AM  

Doc Daneeka: Karac: cameroncrazy1984: SlothB77: I got this in an Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: email and have been looking for an excuse to use it.

Forget Hillary in 2016.  The dems dream ticket:

you have to admit, that is funny.

I don't get it.

It's a conservative joke.  By definition it was either funny once - 10 years ago, or was never funny to begin with. most likely horribly racist, sexist, or homophobic.

FTF most conservative "humor."


I see where you're going, but it's really stupid (or you've never seen a single stand-up comedy act in the last thirty years).  And unintentionally ethnocentric.
 
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