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2013-08-06 08:36:26 AM
Is the genius part of it where Durex manages to get people to sit down and not only watch a 1-minute long advertisement for their product, but start forwarding it around to everybody else they know to watch  it because it's so edgy and cool? Because, yeah, that's pretty genius.
 
2013-08-06 09:10:45 AM
Well, actually I thought it was brilliant.
 
2013-08-06 09:11:49 AM
Do NOT show that to my fiance. We'll never have kids.

/prefer Trojan thins anyway
 
2013-08-06 09:12:54 AM
This could swell and grow into a big deal before it backfires and explodes in someone's face.
 
2013-08-06 09:15:15 AM
who among us hasn't taken a nutshot while pushing their child in a cart at a store?

/why the hell do they have to kick their feet?
 
2013-08-06 09:17:08 AM
People with kids will know how good that is.
 
2013-08-06 09:30:21 AM
man, why do people hate children nowadays?
 
2013-08-06 09:30:23 AM

blacknite: who among us hasn't taken a nutshot while pushing their child in a cart at a store?

/why the hell do they have to kick their feet?


I'll see your Cart nutshot and raise you the ever dangerous kick to the nuts while lifting the child out of the carseat.
 
2013-08-06 10:13:16 AM

HotIgneous Intruder: People with kids will know how good that is.


Or grandkids, I'm glad we only rent the little buggers.
 
2013-08-06 10:16:32 AM

Pocket Ninja: Is the genius part of it where Durex manages to get people to sit down and not only watch a 1-minute long advertisement for their product, but start forwarding it around to everybody else they know to watch  it because it's so edgy and cool? Because, yeah, that's pretty genius.


But it is nowhere near as edgy and cool as you are.
 
2013-08-06 10:18:29 AM
 
2013-08-06 10:26:11 AM
ok, so, it's my Mormon responsibility to counter with this one:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5FxdCgD-qI
 
2013-08-06 10:38:36 AM

utah dude: ok, so, it's my Mormon responsibility to counter with this one:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5FxdCgD-qI


Did I miss the part where god gets kicked in the nuts?
 
2013-08-06 10:40:36 AM

tjassen: utah dude: ok, so, it's my Mormon responsibility to counter with this one:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5FxdCgD-qI

Did I miss the part where god gets kicked in the nuts?


sarah palin just told me obama's in office?
 
2013-08-06 10:54:06 AM

utah dude: tjassen: utah dude: ok, so, it's my Mormon responsibility to counter with this one:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5FxdCgD-qI

Did I miss the part where god gets kicked in the nuts?

sarah palin just told me obama's in office?


That's so 2008.
Now if you had said Mitt Romney...
 
2013-08-06 11:06:37 AM
It's only parents with "modern" approaches to child-rearing that experience this. I know it's crazy, but if you teach your children to be well behaved, polite and respectful they will be well behaved, polite and respectful.

But most Farkers seem to be millennials so of course you have no idea what I'm talking about.
 
2013-08-06 11:10:12 AM

Mobius strip of human stupidity: It's all been done before


Yeah, that one is way better, much more straightforward.
 
2013-08-06 11:24:12 AM
The children are also a metaphor for vd.  Wrap it up, otherwise your peener is gonna hurt.
 
2013-08-06 11:25:23 AM

enik: It's only parents with "modern" approaches to child-rearing that experience this. I know it's crazy, but if you teach your children to be well behaved, polite and respectful they will be well behaved, polite and respectful.

But most Farkers seem to be millennials so of course you have no idea what I'm talking about.


No, I get it. The look on a friend's face when I taught her two-year-old how to wash her hands in an afternoon was pretty funny.

/Mom didn't think the 2-yr-old was capable. I thought the only thing she needed help with was reaching.
//guess what happens when you raise a kid to think they aren't capable of doing anything? They grow up not being capable of doing anything!
 
2013-08-06 11:27:39 AM
Wow my kids have never been like this. Seriously. So The lack of condoms leads to bad parenting.

I second the .. Why do people hate children these days?

Without them you will get no Social Security. No one pays in you do not get it.

So enjoy living off the backs of my kids when your older I guess.
 
2013-08-06 11:57:26 AM

utah dude: ok, so, it's my Mormon responsibility to counter with this one:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5FxdCgD-qI


I had a kid, therefore God is real. Study it out.
 
2013-08-06 11:57:40 AM
As someone who's had a vasectomy, I'm not getting a kick in the nuts...

/seriously, farking parenting, how does it work?
 
2013-08-06 12:37:42 PM
That video made me sad but for the wrong reasons.

I would love to have children of that age again, the teenage years are hell.
 
2013-08-06 12:43:33 PM

soakitincider: man, why do people hate children nowadays?


I don't know, but they really, REALLY go out of their way to assure you how happy and ecstatic they are not to have them, it's like they're over-compensating.

Fark 'em, it's my kids that will be running the country when they get older and have missed their chance.

It's a funny video, but I wouldn't trade my kids for anything.
 
2013-08-06 12:45:32 PM
Nutshot bookmark
 
2013-08-06 12:46:05 PM

Mr. Cat Poop: utah dude: ok, so, it's my Mormon responsibility to counter with this one:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5FxdCgD-qI

I had a kid, therefore God is real. Study it out.


I like how god supposedly provides everything like the earthly father - all the food that people need - especially if you are a white bible-believing american...
 
2013-08-06 01:00:29 PM

utah dude: ok, so, it's my Mormon responsibility to counter with this one:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5FxdCgD-qI


Have you and your wife cranked out 7 of 'em yet?  :-)
 
2013-08-06 01:02:47 PM

the opposite of charity is justice: That video made me sad but for the wrong reasons.

I would love to have children of that age again, the teenage years are hell.


Yeah, it's working out well for us. Just as my stepsons enter that teenage asshole phase, we decide to have a kid of our own. My 4 year old daughter counters both a 15 year old and 17 year old sullen jerkwater fit any day. Bonus: They help with her ALL of the time, even take her places during the day if she stays home from daycare.

/So teenagers aren't ALL bad, but they sure can be dicks.
 
2013-08-06 01:07:15 PM

enik: It's only parents with "modern" approaches to child-rearing that experience this. I know it's crazy, but if you teach your children to be well behaved, polite and respectful they will be well behaved, polite and respectful.

But most Farkers seem to be millennials so of course you have no idea what I'm talking about.


These kids aren't poorly behaved, rude and disrespectful. They're kids, which means that they are hyper, clumsy, and don't always pay attention. They're kids in this commercial, not necessarily unruly kids, just kids. Put enough of them together, and unless they are so terrified of social situations and authority figures that they sit in the corner, and things like this will happen.

Except for the "Come home and the driveway is a mess" one, and that's just as much on the parent who wasn't paying attention as it was on the kids.
 
2013-08-06 01:25:19 PM
As the recipient of a nut shot from a small child today, I'm really getting a kick out of this applying ice packs and wincing a lot.  Wasn't even my kid.  I don't even have kids.
 
2013-08-06 01:48:14 PM
I still don't get why they're called toddlers. They ought to be called topplers. Little creatures that absolutely must lean forward with their oversized, hard heads and sprint full tilt every time they move. And it's always when they're moving at full farking tilt downhill with a tailwind, zooming in for the all-important two-leg grab arrest that they head-butt you the jewels.
 
2013-08-06 02:12:58 PM
1.bp.blogspot.com

Should try 'batin.
 
2013-08-06 02:15:32 PM

Anthracite: So enjoy living off the backs of my kids when your older I guess.


Soon! Only 7 months to go.
 
2013-08-06 02:23:24 PM
I propose a new reality tv show "the babysitter" we have the setup (couple or single parrent with kid) who asks friend to watch kid for unspecified amount of time -

The mark single or childless friend who gets setup to watch a small child for a period of time.

Location - Setup's home candid camera style.

Rub - kid has been given redbull/cool-aid combo to speed up the insanity.

Results - Trolling so hard it should be illegal AND massive ratings.
 
2013-08-06 02:41:22 PM

Mobius strip of human stupidity: It's all been done before


Came here for this. All over this.

/sticky
 
2013-08-06 02:46:27 PM
No Subby, to be genius the concept has to be original, and it's not.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gLlBv_SrZw">https://www.youtube.com /watch?v=2gLlBv_SrZw
 
2013-08-06 02:51:17 PM

enik: It's only parents with "modern" approaches to child-rearing that experience this. I know it's crazy, but if you teach your children to be well behaved, polite and respectful they will be well behaved, polite and respectful.

But most Farkers seem to be millennials so of course you have no idea what I'm talking about.


Do you have kids?

Nut-shots will happen and the house will become trashed at some point.
 
2013-08-06 02:54:21 PM

BenJammin: No Subby, to be genius the concept has to be original, and it's not.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gLlBv_SrZw">https://www.youtube.com /watch?v=2gLlBv_SrZw


Neither was your link.
Oh, the ironing.
 
2013-08-06 02:56:15 PM
meh, screw that condom nonsense.  that was an abortion commercial.

/surprised no one else said this
 
2013-08-06 02:59:28 PM
This crotchety old stick-in-the-mud laughed heartily.

That means win.
 
2013-08-06 03:37:43 PM
Thank you. Just watching the commercial just reiterates the fact that I was smart enough to decide against never having any children. Thank you!
 
2013-08-06 03:55:21 PM

Elzar: Mr. Cat Poop: utah dude: ok, so, it's my Mormon responsibility to counter with this one:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5FxdCgD-qI

I had a kid, therefore God is real. Study it out.

I like how god supposedly provides everything like the earthly father - all the food that people need- especially if you are a white bible-believing american...


Mikey1969: soakitincider: man, why do people hate children nowadays?

I don't know, but they really, REALLY go out of their way to assure you how happy and ecstatic they are not to have them, it's like they're over-compensating.

Fark 'em, it's my kids that will be running the country when they get older and have missed their chance.

It's a funny video, but I wouldn't trade my kids for anything.


I don't hate kids but I read Daniel Quinn and now I'm just scared to procreate. Will most likely adopt someday. When the economy gets better.
 
2013-08-06 04:29:23 PM

soakitincider: man, why do people hate children nowadays?


because they have to raise them nowadays.  back in the day, the lady gave birth, and sent the kid off to the maids, who nursed 'em, schooled 'em, bathed 'em, and did everything else.  you only saw them for a few minutes a day, after they were all cleaned up and properly exhausted.  genius.
 
2013-08-06 04:50:05 PM
I like my kids, and they've never been that out of control.

They're teens now, and still great kids.  Last night I went home to a mowed yard, the laundry was finished, and one off them is taking apart his bike in order to give it a cool paint job.

Never understood parents who biatch about their kids--it's always an indicator of bad parenting.  Good parents have good kids.

/Except for the odd kid who turns alcoholic/druggie--they're born ready to go off the deep end at some point.
 
2013-08-06 05:05:25 PM
youmightberight:
Rub - kid has been given redbull/cool-aid combo to speed up the insanity.

I'd have to straight farking leave. NO. I'd  give the teenage kid down the street a good deal and dump the rugrats on them.

On that note, I realized a long time ago that if I ever have a kid, it'll certainly be an accident.

//The video seems to be missing now, unless my browser is broken or something. The page is just a summary - no link or embedded vid
 
2013-08-06 05:13:40 PM

enik: It's only parents with "modern" approaches to child-rearing that experience this. I know it's crazy, but if you teach your children to be well behaved, polite and respectful they will be well behaved, polite and respectful.

But most Farkers seem to be millennials so of course you have no idea what I'm talking about.


Aaaaaaaaand this is why I think I (and the people like me) dislike kids. Because of the "Indigo Child" bullshiat and assholes who don't take responsibility for their kids. More often than not, when a kid is messing with me or BREAKING MY STUFF, the parent will shrug it off with some BS about how their child is just "exploring" or something stupid. Or they'll simply ignore their child's existence in public and assume that everyone else around them wants to amuse and protect their kid for them. They take no responsibility for their child's actions and seem to think that it's okay that their spawn just stole and smashed my 3DS because they're under the age of 5.

I don't dislike kids because I want to. I dislike them because I've never had a good experience around them.
 
2013-08-06 05:42:24 PM

hammettman: As someone who's had a vasectomy, I'm not getting a kick in the nuts...

/seriously, farking parenting, how does it work?


I know really? How hard is it to just get a vasectomy?
 
2013-08-06 05:54:46 PM
"But seriously they're the best things to ever happen to me."
 
2013-08-06 06:09:59 PM
super bowl worthy
 
2013-08-06 06:12:45 PM
I dislike them because they are loud, messy, needy little parasites that would take away from my enjoyment of life.

I'm glad someone like them, though.
 
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