Mugato: Despite her rhetoric, I bet Donna there on the far right is a demon in the sack.[guardianlv.com image 450x298]
2CountyFairs: No, the tanar'ri are chaotic and don't need anything like that. It's the baatezu that have to follow the rules.
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t3knomanser: 2CountyFairs: No, the tanar'ri are chaotic and don't need anything like that. It's the baatezu that have to follow the rules.Thank you. It's like these people couldn't even tell the difference between Baator and Pandemonium.
AverageAmericanGuy: Ladies, look, it's cool that you took an exorcism class, but let's be serious for a minute here. At least 3 of you are wasting your talents with this voodoo bullshiat. Pink and purple, you can leave now. The rest of you need to put those things away before you break a nail.Come with me and take off your clothes. It's very important. It's kind of like a purification ritual, so you can't be wearing anything. Come along now.
BojanglesPaladin: Let's not go the route of sexualizing these young women. Especially Pink, who, judging by the way she holds the cross isn't comfortable touching or wrapping her fingers around anything.
Pangit: Repeat:http://www.fark.com/comments/7869662/Are-you-troubled-by-strange-noi se s-in-night-Do-you-experience-feelings-of-dread-in-your-attic-basement- Have-you-any-of-your-family-ever-seen-a-spook-specter-ghost-Call-Hot-T een-Girl-Exorcism-Squad
manimal2878: Seriously, 2013 and people in the United States, not just people, but apparently well off literate people still believe you can be possessed by a demon? I would expect this of somebody that can't read in some third world dirt hole, bit this is ridiculous.
Mugato: The Devil really gets a bad rap. He doesn't do all that much in the Bible, yet they attribute all this horror movie crap in his name. He sure as hell didn't kill a fraction of the number of people God did, if he killed anyone at all. He should get his legion of loyal attorneys and sue these people for slander.
HypnozombieX: Too bad they're insane.
HypnozombieX: They seem like such nice girls. Too bad they're insane.
doubled99: How do you know there aren't any actual demons?
doubled99: Why? How do you know there aren't any actual demons?
Ant: manimal2878: Seriously, 2013 and people in the United States, not just people, but apparently well off literate people still believe you can be possessed by a demon? I would expect this of somebody that can't read in some third world dirt hole, bit this is ridiculous.This. Good job turning these girls into third-world witch doctors, Bob. What you cal strong religious convictions, I call mental illness./this kind of religion is child abuse.
Ant: How is this kind of psychological abuse any different that letting an untreated schizophrenic raise kids to believe all of his/her delusions? Would that be OK?
Mugato: Well you can't really prove a negative so I can't show my work but I'll just say that I'd bet anything that I have that there aren't actual demons. As for being boring, don't demons go after boring people? Like nice little girls or priests? What would be the use in possessing Charles Manson?
Mugato: Ant: How is this kind of psychological abuse any different that letting an untreated schizophrenic raise kids to believe all of his/her delusions? Would that be OK?That's a good point. Someone claims to talk to God or is in touch with demons. Where's the line between respecting their religious beliefs and throwing them into a padded cell? We have grown men and women who claim that God told them to run for President and they want the launch codes. How is that taken seriously or at least shaken off but I tell Mila Kunis that God wants her to sleep with me and they throw me into Arkham?
Bravo Two: For example: is there life on other planets? Probably. We don't have any conclusive proof to the positive or negative, so, I choose not to assume that that means a negative. (Assuming everything to be false unless proven true kind of biases one against looking for new things because they probably don't exist.
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