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(Boston.com)   Paying a prostitute for sex behind a cemetery is no way to spend your Sunday afternoon, Monsignor   (boston.com) divider line 53
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2013-08-06 01:21:50 AM
Jesus, where to start? Well, how about there?

1. The resurrection
2. The immaculate erection
3. "I can last 40 days and 40 nights, baby"
4. Meet me in the refractory
5. Spreading the Red Seed
6. "So she said, but I'm a burning bush!!"
7. The Hammer is the reason those walls of Jericho fell down. And the Hammer is my penis.
8. C'mon, babe, it tastes like Job's wife


refractory
 
2013-08-06 02:26:51 AM
NOT CATHOLIC!

/whew, won one.
 
2013-08-06 02:29:45 AM

Lsherm: NOT CATHOLIC!

/whew, won one.


No - nevermind, Catholic.  There was a whole two minute period where I thought we were off the hook for this one.
 
2013-08-06 02:31:28 AM
Better consensual sex between adults than the alternative!
 
2013-08-06 02:31:31 AM
Police had spotted Coyle's black Chevy Equinox and noticed he had a "known prostitute" in the passenger seat, the report said. After the vehicle parked behind the Polish Cemetery in Lowell, officers waited five minutes, then approached the vehicle and separated Coyle from the alleged prostitute, Siriwan Kongkaen, 38, police said in the report.

The prostitute probably thought that was the best cemetery for his knob...
 
2013-08-06 02:56:25 AM
I disagree, subby.
 
2013-08-06 02:57:13 AM
boston.com

It's not a sin if you know just where to put it.
 
2013-08-06 03:04:12 AM
Maybe he was just delivering extreme unction?

Link

/Bless you
 
2013-08-06 03:04:37 AM
Serious question to any historians or even run of the mill religious folk, did Jesus get laid? Seriously, do you think he was a virgin when he died? If not who? Mary Magdalene?
 
2013-08-06 03:08:18 AM

tjsands1118: Serious question to any historians or even run of the mill religious folk, did Jesus get laid? Seriously, do you think he was a virgin when he died? If not who? Mary Magdalene?


The orthodox answer is that yes, he was.
 
2013-08-06 03:09:25 AM

tjsands1118: Serious question to any historians or even run of the mill religious folk, did Jesus get laid? Seriously, do you think he was a virgin when he died? If not who? Mary Magdalene?


Dude hung out with 12 guys man. 12 guys...
 
2013-08-06 03:12:12 AM
The statement concluded with the sentence, "The Archdiocese asks for prayers for all impacted by this matter.''

Coyle told police the sex act had not been completed, the report said.


Well, sounds like the hooker did not get "impacted" by his matter.

Also: Jesus Christ, man, there's just some things you don't talk about in public!
 
2013-08-06 03:13:27 AM

zzrhardy: tjsands1118: Serious question to any historians or even run of the mill religious folk, did Jesus get laid? Seriously, do you think he was a virgin when he died? If not who? Mary Magdalene?

Dude hung out with 12 guys man. 12 guys...


Oh, there were plenty of women groupies; it wasn't just a sausage fest. The women don't get a lot of specific mention, but it's pretty clear that Mary Magdalene, the other Mary, and "the other women" were typically around.
 
Skr
2013-08-06 03:15:22 AM
Well she was dirt cheap
 
2013-08-06 03:17:30 AM

Lsherm: Lsherm: NOT CATHOLIC!

/whew, won one.

No - nevermind, Catholic.  There was a whole two minute period where I thought we were off the hook for this one.


At least it wasn't a child, at least it was consensual?
 
2013-08-06 03:26:26 AM

Lady Indica: Lsherm: Lsherm: NOT CATHOLIC!

/whew, won one.

No - nevermind, Catholic.  There was a whole two minute period where I thought we were off the hook for this one.

At least it wasn't a child, at least it was consensual?


True, one does have to look to the little things in this day and age.
 
2013-08-06 03:27:10 AM
Why the hell not?

Oh...because, well...hell, I guess.
 
2013-08-06 03:30:13 AM
If only there were some other place for the monsignor to be on a Sunday...
 
2013-08-06 03:34:06 AM
your government made sex for money illegal to enforce men having to pursue relationships which often lead to marriage and childbirth. the powerful wealthy families which own corporate/government thrive from the masses multiplying, supplying their workforce, taxpayers and consumers.
force government to legalize prostitution and mankind will be on the road to bliss. without having to trade your hard won paycheck for a house in the burbs, a biatchy wife who forgot what sex is and three kids who hate you there will be a sweet ride in your garage, a maid who cleans your bachelor pad and 1-800-HOOKERS whenever you want to indulge your hang down.
 
2013-08-06 03:40:21 AM
I know back in the day, impure thoughts and chicken choking would get me 15 Hail Marys, 15 Our Fathers, and a handful of Glory Bees. Given that Monsignor has some connections, I bet he gets roughly the same for his indiscretion. Assuming the sin score values have remained fairly constant over 20 or so years.
 
2013-08-06 03:55:53 AM
FTA : he had paid a woman working as a prostitute $40 for oral sex

A priest is looking for sexual release with an adult, consenting woman.

I'd call this a victory for the Catholic Church.
 
2013-08-06 03:56:44 AM

KrispyKritter: your government made sex for money illegal to enforce men having to pursue relationships which often lead to marriage and childbirth. the powerful wealthy families which own corporate/government thrive from the masses multiplying, supplying their workforce, taxpayers and consumers.
force government to legalize prostitution and mankind will be on the road to bliss. without having to trade your hard won paycheck for a house in the burbs, a biatchy wife who forgot what sex is and three kids who hate you there will be a sweet ride in your garage, a maid who cleans your bachelor pad and 1-800-HOOKERS whenever you want to indulge your hang down.


DON'T. DATE. ROBOTS!
 
2013-08-06 03:58:56 AM

HisBoyLeroy: I know back in the day, impure thoughts and chicken choking would get me 15 Hail Marys, 15 Our Fathers, and a handful of Glory Bees. Given that Monsignor has some connections, I bet he gets roughly the same for his indiscretion. Assuming the sin score values have remained fairly constant over 20 or so years.


Inflation?

/giggly
 
2013-08-06 03:59:06 AM
You had to go trolling in Lowell for a BJ? Really? Couldn't be discrete and go to backpage? I guess this was all part of the thrill.
 
2013-08-06 04:01:49 AM

FatherChaos: [boston.com image 225x300]

It's not a sin if you know just where to put it.


Dude has that just-got-some satisfied look.
 
2013-08-06 04:12:32 AM
Sounds like an excellent Sunday to me, subby.  Never done the deed in a cemetery but they're often very picturesque and peaceful.
 
2013-08-06 04:15:40 AM
Yes, Yes, it very well could be a wonderful way to spend a sunday.  depending on cost and value
 
2013-08-06 04:51:24 AM

jtown: Sounds like an excellent Sunday to me, subby.  Never done the deed in a cemetery but they're often very picturesque and peaceful.


I have I'd rather have a bed or somewhere comfy and private.
 
2013-08-06 04:54:13 AM
He didn't even get to the first, let alone the second coming.

/I know, spelled wrong
//I'm classy that way
 
2013-08-06 05:21:24 AM
"Impacted"? You mean like a tooth? People who use this term when they should use "affected" should be forced to undergo a procedure leading to an "impacted" butthole.

The Catholic Church. Is there no sin of which it is not guilty?
 
2013-08-06 06:30:52 AM
That's why it's called a head-stone?
 
2013-08-06 06:43:20 AM
Mmmm...goths.
 
2013-08-06 06:47:01 AM

miniflea: KrispyKritter: your government made sex for money illegal to enforce men having to pursue relationships which often lead to marriage and childbirth. the powerful wealthy families which own corporate/government thrive from the masses multiplying, supplying their workforce, taxpayers and consumers.
force government to legalize prostitution and mankind will be on the road to bliss. without having to trade your hard won paycheck for a house in the burbs, a biatchy wife who forgot what sex is and three kids who hate you there will be a sweet ride in your garage, a maid who cleans your bachelor pad and 1-800-HOOKERS whenever you want to indulge your hang down.

DON'T. DATE. ROBOTS!


Busted!
s24.postimg.org
 
2013-08-06 07:16:15 AM
it was a dreaded sunny day, so he went where he was wanted, so what?
 
2013-08-06 07:26:04 AM
What a grave transgression.
 
2013-08-06 07:27:32 AM
I'm shocked. SHOCKED!

/That a priest wanted a woman.
 
2013-08-06 07:45:15 AM
At least he wasn't buggering alter boys.
 
2013-08-06 07:49:08 AM

HisBoyLeroy: I know back in the day, impure thoughts and chicken choking would get me 15 Hail Marys, 15 Our Fathers, and a handful of Glory Bees. Given that Monsignor has some connections, I bet he gets roughly the same for his indiscretion. Assuming the sin score values have remained fairly constant over 20 or so years.


Don't forget to factor in sinflation.
 
2013-08-06 08:00:58 AM
Female prostitute?

/DNRTFA
 
2013-08-06 08:03:40 AM

NateAsbestos: I disagree, subby.


Sounds like a great way to spend an afternoon!
 
2013-08-06 08:12:15 AM

thisisyourbrainonFark: Jesus, where to start? Well, how about there?

1. The resurrection
2. The immaculate erection
3. "I can last 40 days and 40 nights, baby"
4. Meet me in the refractory
5. Spreading the Red Seed
6. "So she said, but I'm a burning bush!!"
7. The Hammer is the reason those walls of Jericho fell down. And the Hammer is my penis.
8. C'mon, babe, it tastes like Job's wife


refractory


Lot's wife, you mean?
 
2013-08-06 08:16:45 AM

KrispyKritter: your government made sex for money illegal to enforce men having to pursue relationships which often lead to marriage and childbirth. the powerful wealthy families which own corporate/government thrive from the masses multiplying, supplying their workforce, taxpayers and consumers.
force government to legalize prostitution and mankind will be on the road to bliss. without having to trade your hard won paycheck for a house in the burbs, a biatchy wife who forgot what sex is and three kids who hate you there will be a sweet ride in your garage, a maid who cleans your bachelor pad and 1-800-HOOKERS whenever you want to indulge your hang down.


THIS TIMES INFINITY
 
2013-08-06 08:20:26 AM

tinfoil-hat maggie: Lady Indica: Lsherm: Lsherm: NOT CATHOLIC!

/whew, won one.

No - nevermind, Catholic.  There was a whole two minute period where I thought we were off the hook for this one.

At least it wasn't a child, at least it was consensual?

True, one does have to look to the little things in this day and age.


If only the church he is part of allowed some long term safe means to get those physical urges taken care of.  Just one woman that volunteers for the position as a lifetime job, until he dies and she could just enjoy the quiet in the house after that.  I heard they allow it for the regular members and even encourage it.
 
2013-08-06 08:41:55 AM
Sex for priests? The church is having nun of that
 
2013-08-06 09:27:21 AM
What you call a creepy and odd way to spend his time away from his rosary, he calls, "Just another Sunday."
 
2013-08-06 09:51:31 AM
How do you make a hormone?

Don't pay her.

/old, but had to be done
 
2013-08-06 10:01:52 AM
So..... F it  Here is my CSB


He was the Chaplain at my High School, Cardinal Spellman in Brockton MA, back in early 90's

I traveled with him to Ecuador with a  group of about 20 students and two other adults back in summer of 1990 as part of a missionary group.

Anyway, this is blowing up my facebook page right now and its pretty sad.  Comments range from people saying they are not surprised to people like me asking why the church doesn't allow priests to marry.

/CSB indeed
 
2013-08-06 10:17:54 AM
Monseigneur could swallow a great many things with ease, and was by some few sullen minds supposed to be rather rapidly swallowing France ...
 
2013-08-06 11:47:24 AM
... he paid a woman working as a prostitute $40 for oral sex.Coyle told police the sex act had not been completed

Could you come back in 5 minutes officer?
 
2013-08-06 12:13:08 PM
I think that would be a lovely afternoon, subby.

/can't last the whole afternoon, better bring cards
 
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