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(Daily Mail)   If you have a baby in China, and the doctor says it didn't make it, you might want to get a second opinion   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 44
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2013-08-05 07:54:49 PM
Unless it's a girl then forget it.
 
2013-08-05 08:18:34 PM
4k for a male baby? pretty good deal. how much for the girl??
 
2013-08-05 09:37:14 PM
Looks like the Republic of East Asia's Extended program has just begun.

Now we're going to have psychopaths piloting giant robots.
 
2013-08-05 10:07:42 PM
Just as long as you don't get a second child. That shiat's frowned upon there
 
2013-08-05 10:18:11 PM

some_beer_drinker: 4k for a male baby? pretty good deal. how much for the girl??


Man, that is totally not the line from the Blues Brothers movie.
 
2013-08-05 10:23:14 PM

zamboni: some_beer_drinker: 4k for a male baby? pretty good deal. how much for the girl??

Man, that is totally not the line from the Blues Brothers movie.


newlin-deschler.com
How much for the little girl? How much for the women?
 
2013-08-05 11:15:05 PM
mimg.ugo.com
 
2013-08-06 12:16:04 AM

some_beer_drinker: 4k for a male baby? pretty good deal. how much for the girl??


buy a male get the female free!
 
2013-08-06 12:17:06 AM
There's a demand for even more babies in china?
 
2013-08-06 12:17:18 AM

DanZero: Just as long as you don't get a second child. That shiat's frowned upon there


There are lots of reasons not to have a baby in China -- what with the food safety issues, dirty air, corrupt healthcare system -- even before you get to the second baby.
 
2013-08-06 12:18:15 AM
Two Wongs don't make a . . .
 
2013-08-06 12:21:25 AM

Nothing To See Here: Two Wongs don't make a . . .


images2.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-08-06 12:22:35 AM
Well, at least in China they track down the thieves and return the baby. Here in American we find the thieves and then SCOTUS congratulates them.
 
2013-08-06 12:23:41 AM

Mugato: Unless it's a girl then forget it.


Done in one. Gee, when you place relative values on gender, suddenly girls get dumped and boys get sold.

Also, an oldie but goodie, if you like warped Onion articles:  Chinese Woman Gives Birth To Septuplets, Has One Week To Choose
 
2013-08-06 12:26:47 AM
www.chaostrivia.com

I thought you said he was dead?

i.imgur.com

*Shrugs* He got better!
 
2013-08-06 12:33:25 AM
She is accused of persuading the mother to sign the baby over to the hospital before selling the boy to traffickers for £3,000 ($4,600).

What in the world makes any baby worth that much?
 
2013-08-06 12:34:24 AM
i1.ytimg.com
"Girl?"
"Girl."
 
2013-08-06 12:35:59 AM

Mugato: Unless it's a girl then forget it.


The girls do appreciate in value as they approach marriageable age but not all babby wholesalers want to hold on to inventory that long.

I wonder what Hippocrates would have said about this situation.
/sarcasm
 
2013-08-06 12:38:54 AM
That's a badly farked up Nike shirt he's wearing.
No export for that one.
 
2013-08-06 12:40:32 AM
What a baby in china may look like

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-08-06 12:43:16 AM
i.dailymail.co.uk

they also appear to be in the business of eyebrow transplants
 
2013-08-06 12:43:27 AM

super_grass: There's a demand for even more babies in china?


Moar babies in china

www.cuteheaven.com
 
2013-08-06 12:44:50 AM
A second opinion? Ok, you're ugly, too.

www.nndb.com
 
2013-08-06 12:45:57 AM
China shows you how babby de-formed.
 
2013-08-06 12:46:13 AM

Plant Rights Activist: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x423]

they also appear to be in the business of eyebrow transplants


Looks like he stole hers.
 
2013-08-06 12:48:41 AM

Plant Rights Activist: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x423]

they also appear to be in the business of eyebrow transplants


I wonder if he built that iPad himself...
 
2013-08-06 12:53:03 AM

worlddan: Well, at least in China they track down the thieves and return the baby. Here in American we find the thieves and then SCOTUS congratulates them.


I think you're going to have to explain this one.
 
2013-08-06 12:53:07 AM

fusillade762: Plant Rights Activist: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x423]

they also appear to be in the business of eyebrow transplants

I wonder if he built that iPad himself...


This, and this thread so far, is why I come to fark.
 
2013-08-06 12:53:13 AM
And for your nightmares

www.rockingfacts.com


www.centurychina.com


helablog.com


www.myselfanand.com


And I left out the grossest baby in china gis.  Don't look for yourself.
 
2013-08-06 12:57:38 AM

Nothing To See Here: Two Wongs don't make a . . .


farm3.static.flickr.com
 
2013-08-06 01:02:08 AM
Heh, Dong.

You'd think Chinese Male wouldn't be that much in demand.
The world supply seems pretty strong.
 
2013-08-06 01:07:04 AM

fusillade762: She is accused of persuading the mother to sign the baby over to the hospital before selling the boy to traffickers for £3,000 ($4,600).

What in the world makes any baby worth that much?


the want. many 'muricans pay 20 to 50K for a surrogate mother to carry a baby to birth for them. and adoption is not quick or cheap. there is now booming business in India, women who surrogate for foreigners at a better price than in 'murica. lot of women lose their minds due to the biological clock / inability to carry. some wealthy men don't want their trophy wives to have scars & stretch marks.
 
2013-08-06 01:11:40 AM
It was going to die anyway.
 
2013-08-06 01:13:47 AM

KrispyKritter: fusillade762: She is accused of persuading the mother to sign the baby over to the hospital before selling the boy to traffickers for £3,000 ($4,600).

What in the world makes any baby worth that much?

the want. many 'muricans pay 20 to 50K for a surrogate mother to carry a baby to birth for them. and adoption is not quick or cheap. there is now booming business in India, women who surrogate for foreigners at a better price than in 'murica. lot of women lose their minds due to the biological clock / inability to carry. some wealthy men don't want their trophy wives to have scars & stretch marks.


Sounds like paying a cover charge to get into a coal mine fire.
 
2013-08-06 01:33:04 AM
WE NOT KNOW WHERE BABY OF YOURS IS.

THANKS TO STOP ASKING.
 
2013-08-06 01:49:27 AM
Wow, China. Wow.
 
2013-08-06 02:56:26 AM
the doctor sounds very bootstrappy
 
2013-08-06 06:57:12 AM

Arkanaut: DanZero: Just as long as you don't get a second child. That shiat's frowned upon there

There are lots of reasons not to have a baby in China -- what with the food safety issues, dirty air, corrupt healthcare system -- even before you get to the second baby.


It's almost like you can't trust govt sometimes, unless it's the US govt of course.

Also, the article conveniently has a pic of what a grown up in a onsey looks like.
 
2013-08-06 10:16:44 AM

Mugato: Unless it's a girl then forget it.


Actually there is good money to be made selling baby girls to the adoption market.
 
2013-08-06 10:46:54 AM
No one else has seen Three Exremes?

Obviously making dumplings...
 
2013-08-06 10:56:18 AM
UNPOSSIBLE! Government-run healthcare programs have zero corruption, comrades! You can always trust government. This is obviously right-wing propaganda. Remember, governments are always trustworthy and 100% competent.
 
2013-08-06 02:09:51 PM
So, what's the point of blurring out the identity of a person in one picture but not another and then posting both?

i.dailymail.co.uk

i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2013-08-06 06:43:21 PM
www.toomanymornings.com

Fetched $30,000 in 1954 dollars
 
2013-08-07 07:02:17 AM

mudpants: And for your nightmares

[www.rockingfacts.com image 500x624]


[www.centurychina.com image 590x408]


[helablog.com image 600x337]


[www.myselfanand.com image 634x410]


And I left out the grossest baby in china gis.  Don't look for yourself.


That third one looks like the Murderous Moppet, Tim-Tom.
 
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