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(Newser)   Brilliant idea of the day: Stop your girlfriend from dumping you and moving out by calling 911 and telling them your "wife" has been kidnapped by two men in a U-Haul truck   (newser.com) divider line 28
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4280 clicks; posted to Main » on 05 Aug 2013 at 8:49 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-08-05 07:58:39 PM  
With helpful pic of what a moving truck might look like.
 
2013-08-05 08:29:56 PM  
encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com
 
2013-08-05 08:43:14 PM  
I think he did it for the lulz
 
2013-08-05 08:52:38 PM  
Hey just let it go man. The roommate just broke up with her bf so now she will be spending more time at home fml no more naked time for me.
 
2013-08-05 08:52:58 PM  
Imbeciles, much like pineapples, grow on FL trees.....
 
2013-08-05 08:53:33 PM  
similar on a true crime TV show, angry ex FLA GF called cops & said his U Haul contained drugs. he wound up being delayed, she wound up being arrest. florida florida florida!
 
2013-08-05 08:58:45 PM  
Hmm, Florida you say?
 
2013-08-05 08:59:12 PM  
Did that not work like in the movies?

/Please at least tell me he used a burner.
 
2013-08-05 09:02:48 PM  
I would have just stuck a banana in her tailpipe.

/I know. I know. That's what I always say.
 
2013-08-05 09:06:51 PM  

Apos: Imbeciles, much like pineapples, grow on FL trees.....


Sadly.....we have no pineapple trees....that I know of yet!

WAY too many imbeciles, though.

Again.....ONLY in Florida.
 
2013-08-05 09:11:37 PM  
Oh that's such a D thing to do , but it is brilliant.
 
2013-08-05 09:12:30 PM  
So...was there some expectation he would get away with this? Did he think the police wouldn't check out that story and then maybe, just maybe, trace it back to him?

Or is he taking the break up so hard he just doesn't even care if he goes to jail?

Either way, he's a fool.
 
2013-08-05 09:13:01 PM  

Jayberrysparklesalot: Apos: Imbeciles, much like pineapples, grow on FL trees.....

Sadly.....we have no pineapple trees....that I know of yet!

WAY too many imbeciles, though.

Again.....ONLY in Florida.


You have my deepest sympathies, friend. Why haven't you fled yet?
 
2013-08-05 09:18:25 PM  

js34603: So...was there some expectation he would get away with this? Did he think the police wouldn't check out that story and then maybe, just maybe, trace it back to him?


He was probably mad, didn't care about the consequences, and figured the cops would shoot up the truck for him.
 
2013-08-05 09:19:24 PM  
This story has a little more detail, from the Monroe County Sheriff's blog:  http://floridakeyssheriff.blogspot.com/2013/08/man-charged-with-false - 911-call.html
 
2013-08-05 09:24:39 PM  
www.mamasagainstdrama.com
 
2013-08-05 09:30:01 PM  

bubbadave1056: This story has a little more detail, from the Monroe County Sheriff's blog:  http://floridakeyssheriff.blogspot.com/2013/08/man-charged-with-false - 911-call.html


He had to resist arrest even after telling the cops he made a false 911 call, so now he gets charged not only with making a false 911 call but resisting arrest as well.
 
2013-08-05 09:30:24 PM  

js34603: So...was there some expectation he would get away with this? Did he think the police wouldn't check out that story and then maybe, just maybe, trace it back to him?

Or is he taking the break up so hard he just doesn't even care if he goes to jail?

Either way, he's a fool.


He's from Florida.
 
2013-08-05 09:56:01 PM  
Congrats on the green Subby. But come on, you have to admit you were pretty lazy. There wasn't much depth in the article. But there was plenty of material to be more creative.
 
2013-08-05 09:56:07 PM  
How'd that brilliant plan work out for ya, Einstein?
 
2013-08-05 09:59:50 PM  
media.nbcmiami.comimages.bwwstatic.com

He looks like a ginger Bill Macy. With a bad haircut and a comb over.
 
2013-08-05 10:19:26 PM  
But id it work?
DRTFA
 
2013-08-05 10:33:57 PM  

Enemabag Jones: Did that not work like in the movies?

/Please at least tell me he used a burner.


Unless he's Michael Westen, I doubt it. This is Florida, after all.
 
2013-08-05 11:21:39 PM  

varmitydog: [media.nbcmiami.com image 654x368][images.bwwstatic.com image 200x259]

He looks like a ginger Bill Macy. With a bad haircut and a comb over.


I came to say this sounds like the kind of lame brained scheme Macy came up with in Fargo.
 
2013-08-06 12:16:31 AM  
"Was arrested for misuse of 911 and resisting arrest..."

You CAN'T BE ARRESTED FOR RESISTING ARREST!

You can be CHARGED with resisting arrest...
 
2013-08-06 01:03:00 AM  

TOSViolation: "Was arrested for misuse of 911 and resisting arrest..."

You CAN'T BE ARRESTED FOR RESISTING ARREST!

You can be CHARGED with resisting arrest...


Same thing. He was arrested, wasn't he?
 
2013-08-06 02:02:51 AM  

TOSViolation: "Was arrested for misuse of 911 and resisting arrest..."

You CAN'T BE ARRESTED FOR RESISTING ARREST!

You can be CHARGED with resisting arrest...


Seems to me there's been a few stories here on fark where a douchebag cop arrested someone and the ONLY charge was resisting arrest.  Logically, there has to be some other reason to arrest someone, but logic is foreign to the limited mental capacity of your average LEO.
 
2013-08-06 02:46:21 AM  
That was nice of him. He knew that she would feel tortured inside about the breakup, and preemptively prevented any second thoughts from taking root. Selfless, really.
 
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