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(Breitbart.com)   I don't always use a spray-on tan to make myself look Hispanic, but when I do, I'm running for Governor   (breitbart.com) divider line 67
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2013-08-05 08:33:00 PM
Top comment: "Looks more like a "poster boy" for STDs."

Thanks, subby, for Breitbart, and the intellectual political discourse.
 
2013-08-05 08:42:58 PM
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What makes Submitter think that the Most Interesting Man In The World is necessarily Hispanic? Just because he's tan? Nice race baiting there.....or wait---its BREITBART.
 
2013-08-05 08:49:01 PM
It's Arizona, how can he not have a tan? He probably just wanted to look like an Arizonan instead of like a Wisconsinite.
 
2013-08-05 08:49:08 PM
I'm going to go out on a limb and guess that Breitbart didn't bat an eyelash when Romney did exactly the same thing during his 2012 campaign.
 
2013-08-05 08:50:20 PM

kronicfeld: I'm going to go out on a limb and guess that Breitbart didn't bat an eyelash when Romney did exactly the same thing during his 2012 campaign.


kronicfeld: I'm going to go out on a limb and guess that Breitbart didn't bat an eyelash when Romney did exactly the same thing during his 2012 campaign.


kronicfeld: I'm going to go out on a limb and guess that Breitbart didn't bat an eyelash when Romney did exactly the same thing during his 2012 campaign.


Too busy snorting massive amounts of coke and tricking assholes into firing black women.
 
2013-08-05 08:56:25 PM
"DuVal says the whole situation is just a big joke, since his Republican opposition calls him "The World's Most Uninteresting Man;" he says he was trying to make himself look like the actor from the Dos Equis commercials."

By the way, this is Jonathan Goldsmith, The Most Interesting Man in the World.

He was born in New York and assumes an Argentinian accent for the Dos Equis commercials, inspired by long-time friend Fernando Lamas.

upload.wikimedia.org

So Fred DuVal is a white candidate donning... whiteface? For a commercial spot based on a joke his opponent made. Controversial.

That research took 30 seconds, and I did it for free. Thanks for the journalism, assholes.
 
2013-08-05 09:15:42 PM
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2013-08-05 09:20:48 PM
www.prunejuicemedia.com
 
2013-08-05 09:32:21 PM
And now for hard-hitting commentary on this topic, we go live to Andrew Breitbart!

Andrew!?


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2013-08-05 09:39:54 PM
Breitbart can't even be racist right.
 
2013-08-05 09:42:01 PM
The most interesting liberal in the world?
 
2013-08-05 09:48:56 PM
In other news, the torch-bearers of an angry dead junkie continue his life's mission to smear anyone that he didn't like.
 
2013-08-05 09:49:57 PM
He didn't photoshop himself looking hispanic, he photoshopped himself looking less dweeby.  I'm going to have to hold off on the outrage.
 
2013-08-05 09:51:46 PM
a.abcnews.go.com
 
2013-08-05 09:51:52 PM

TwistedIvory: [encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com image 300x168]


I was hoping that would show up in the first ten comments or so.

I wonder how the RW feels, nine months after the election, about their having having carried water for the poster child of the forever stereotypical Do Anything, Say Anything, Please, Please Love Me politician.

Best Devil's Advocate: Maybe Romney's sudden tan was from all the jet skiing with his wife?
 
2013-08-05 09:52:08 PM

kingoomieiii: Thanks for the journalism, assholes.


You weren't really expecting journalism from Breitbart, were you?
 
2013-08-05 09:52:42 PM

Gyrfalcon: Breitbart can't even be racist right.


Remember, to Breitbart's little elves, "tan = Hispanic" - and only in retaliation for the calling-out Romney received when he actually did for what they're accusing DuVal.

You know, when Romney dyed his face brown for a Univision interview. Apparently, that's somehow the same thing as DuVal's slight tan - y'know, the guy living in Arizona, the one that's been going out recently to campaign.
 
2013-08-05 09:54:42 PM
I also love how anything Breitbart reports on "sparks controversy." Sure, with the three folks arguing about it in your office, perhaps. Not with anyone possessing a modicum of functioning neurons.
 
2013-08-05 09:55:04 PM

StopLurkListen: (Shopped pic of Romney)



Actually, Romney really is a Mexican-American.


/the more you know...
 
2013-08-05 09:59:41 PM
Apparently Brentwood has erected a memorial in honor of Andrew Breitbart.

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2013-08-05 10:00:24 PM
I accidentally clicked on the link and now I need to wash my computer because it's dirty.
 
2013-08-05 10:02:31 PM
Because that worked so well for Romney when he did it...
 
2013-08-05 10:08:09 PM

LectertheChef: Apparently Brentwood has erected a memorial in honor of Andrew Breitbart.

[farm4.static.flickr.com image 500x375]


I didn't see the movable goalposts - are those out of frame?
 
2013-08-05 10:08:48 PM

Demetrius: [www.prunejuicemedia.com image 400x300]


Orange. Tear-prone. Good.
 
2013-08-05 10:11:27 PM
Hee, hee, hee! That picture of Rmoney is awesome! His face is all brown, but his hands are pure white!  What, he couldn't even put the tanning stuff on himself?
 
2013-08-05 10:11:51 PM
You know what else darkens your skin? Dirt. And it warms the cockles of my heart that your napping in it, Breitbart.
 
2013-08-05 10:12:32 PM
You're*
 
2013-08-05 10:14:17 PM

lj1330: Hee, hee, hee! That picture of Rmoney is awesome! His face is all brown, but his hands are pure white!  What, he couldn't even put the tanning stuff on himself?


He Has A Serf For That, Peon.
 
2013-08-05 10:19:10 PM

kingoomieiii: Jonathan Goldsmith, The Most Interesting Man in the World.


And a decent human being also    http://www.youtube.com/wa tch?v=67s0OZ3xkJg
 
2013-08-05 10:20:17 PM

lj1330: Hee, hee, hee! That picture of Rmoney is awesome! His face is all brown, but his hands are pure white!  What, he couldn't even put the tanning stuff on himself?


i.telegraph.co.uk
 
2013-08-05 10:23:39 PM
Weirdest man in the world:
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2013-08-05 10:25:40 PM

Neighborhood Watch: StopLurkListen: (Shopped pic of Romney)


Actually, Romney really is a Mexican-American.


/the more you know...


I've got no clue as to his ancestry, but that ain't shopped...that's spray tan. Go google it. Yes, it was real.

/I actually thought it was fake myself for a while...because no one was that stupid.
 
2013-08-05 10:37:59 PM
When I think of what editorial meetings at Breitbart must be like, I always imagine that Zombie Breitbart is still leading things, shambling down the corridors of their offices moaning "Derrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp!"
 
2013-08-05 10:39:14 PM
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Looks legit to me
 
2013-08-05 10:41:15 PM

hardinparamedic: And now for hard-hitting commentary on this topic, we go live to Andrew Breitbart!

Andrew!?

[image2.findagrave.com image 250x335]


Zing.
 
2013-08-05 10:43:30 PM
You know, one of these days Breitbart will just drop dead, and the world would be a better place.
 
2013-08-05 10:47:29 PM

Neighborhood Watch: Actually, Romney really is a Mexican-American.


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In sense that his Anglo-American ancestors fled over the border illegally to rural Mexico for a generation or so before their Anglo-American progeny returned and gave birth to Anglo-American Mitt Romney, he is indeed a "Mexican-American."
 
2013-08-05 10:52:16 PM
Where does this guy say he is trying to appear hispanic?
 
2013-08-05 10:52:35 PM

BMulligan: You know, one of these days Breitbart will just drop dead, and the world would be a better place.


i.imgur.com

I think many of us prefer to dwell on the risen Breitbart ascending to the Heavens to take his place at the right hand of Charles Coughlin. Rather than the whole dead rotting carcass consumed by worms.

Has anyone made a joke about Andrew Breibart's death yet?
 
2013-08-05 10:56:45 PM
Pretty weak, troll-mitter.
Besides, an  couple hours in the sun and I undergo more of a transformation than that.

/pasty honky
 
2013-08-05 10:59:41 PM
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2013-08-05 11:02:48 PM

Neighborhood Watch: StopLurkListen: (Shopped pic of Romney)


Actually, Romney really is a Mexican-American.


/the more you know...


If having American citizen grandparents of Western European ancestry who moved to Mexico to practice polygamy is your definition of Mexican-American, then I suppose you are almost technically correct.
 
2013-08-05 11:13:40 PM

orangehat: I accidentally clicked on the link and now I need to wash my computer because it's dirty.


Try this

Otherwise I guess it's time to start a bonfire.
 
2013-08-06 12:18:34 AM

Surool: Where does this guy say he is trying to appear hispanic?


He doesn't. That's the joke, sadly - he isn't doing anything of the sort. The idea was that, because his rivals keep calling him "The Most Uninteresting Man In The World", he handed out a flyer in which he was Photoshopped, as a joke, as "The Most Interesting Man in the World."

The sad part is that Arizona morons believe that, because "white guy actor with a fake Argentinian accent in a Dos Equis commercial = Hispanic guy" to them, that this guy must be pandering to a Hispanic audience.  Read "they didn't get the joke." That's it, really. It's no "Orange Romney on Univision". The fact that Breitbart's morons jumped on this and try to play the race card is pathetic, but, well, they're desperate.
 
2013-08-06 12:23:44 AM

NateAsbestos: orangehat: I accidentally clicked on the link and now I need to wash my computer because it's dirty.

Try this

Otherwise I guess it's time to start a bonfire.


I was going to run it through the heavy wash cycle a couple of times but I'm all out of quarters.
 
2013-08-06 12:48:55 AM
first Romney, a lib-o-rat trying to pretend to be a Real American did this in 2012, and now a lib-o-rat does it in Arizona, the land of the most Real Americans in the entire state lead by Jan "Realest American Patriot" Brewer and you libs think you're going to get away with this?
 
2013-08-06 12:55:40 AM

Neighborhood Watch: StopLurkListen: (Shopped pic of Romney)


Actually, Romney really is a Mexican-American.


/the more you know...


Photo is real.

Romney is Mexican American, just like Teresa Heinz Kerry is African American, right?
 
2013-08-06 01:05:06 AM

falcon176: first Romney, a lib-o-rat trying to pretend to be a Real American did this in 2012, and now a lib-o-rat does it in Arizona, the land of the most Real Americans in the entire state lead by Jan "Realest American Patriot" Brewer and you libs think you're going to get away with this?


You forgot (tm) after "Real Americans" so I'm going to have to send the Patriot Police (pat. pend.) after you.
 
2013-08-06 01:30:04 AM

LittleJoeSF: Neighborhood Watch: StopLurkListen: (Shopped pic of Romney)


Actually, Romney really is a Mexican-American.


/the more you know...

Photo is real.

Romney is Mexican American, just like Teresa Heinz Kerry is African American, right?


static.squarespace.com

More authentically African-American than Mitt Romney is "Mexican-American" if you want to count his Utah born mother, and his carpet bagging Missionary parents, as "mixed" parentage, I suppose one could do that, but just because a cat has kittens in the oven, don't mean you call them biscuits...

Or maybe the next time Mitt runs for office, can we ask to see his birth certificate, just in case he was smuggled into Detroit by way of Chihuahua?
 
2013-08-06 02:24:41 AM

hubiestubert: Or maybe the next time Mitt runs for office, can we ask to see his birth certificate, just in case he was smuggled into Detroit by way of Chihuahua?


Yo Quiero ser Presidente ? Dude, that little barking machine died
 
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