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(Sun Sentinel)   "911, what's your emergency?" "Some cop just gave me a parking ticket"   (sun-sentinel.com) divider line 25
    More: Florida, Palm Beach County Jail, traffic ticket, emergency  
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2013-08-05 06:01:45 PM
Instagreen because Florida and Police, combined with 911 and hot mugshot.
 
2013-08-05 06:28:26 PM

ski9600: Instagreen because Florida and Police, combined with 911 and hot mugshot.


Goddamn you.

Shame on me too, shoulda known better.

Hot Florida mugshot, for realz

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2013-08-05 06:31:12 PM
Yea, howd that work out for you, Frieda?
 
2013-08-05 06:32:10 PM
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/Oblig
 
2013-08-05 06:32:50 PM
Can't remember what I was watching, but a lady called 911 because she didn't like "the tone of voice" the police officer used with her while he was writing her a speeding ticket for going over 50 miles over the school zone speeding limit.
 
2013-08-05 06:36:43 PM
Can't we send these people a "Your retarded" sticker with a bill for the cost of the call?
 
2013-08-05 06:36:54 PM
24.media.tumblr.com

/Except, you know... a ticket.
 
2013-08-05 06:39:44 PM
Ah, Florida.  In an increasingly farked-up and disappointing world, you never ever fail to deliver.
 
2013-08-05 06:41:38 PM
She could've just saved herself the minutes and asked the officer to bring her to jail.
 
2013-08-05 06:47:08 PM

sharphead: Can't we send these people a "Your retarded" sticker with a bill for the cost of the call?


A "your retarded" what sticker?
 
2013-08-05 06:52:51 PM
Parking ticket? Is the retarded tag for the subby?
 
2013-08-05 06:53:12 PM
Maybe if more people called the cops on the cops, they wouldn't create noise pollution with their foul sirens every single day without exception on my street.
 
2013-08-05 07:08:55 PM

TOSViolation: Parking ticket? Is the retarded tag for the subby?


Part way through the sentence I thought the lady was getting the parking ticket because she stop in a no parking zone for the officer.  It is FL after all.

/agreed, bad subby
 
2013-08-05 07:09:47 PM
It wasn't a parking ticket, it was a seatbelt violation. Is there no requirement for subby to actually RTFA before submission?

/btw just ecstatic about the featured partners invading mobile now too.
 
2013-08-05 07:09:56 PM

Tiiba: Maybe if more people called the cops on the cops, they wouldn't create noise pollution with their foul sirens every single day without exception on my street.


God, I'm glad I'm not the only one who hates sirens with a passion.  Enough with the sirens already, it's not the end of the world.
 
2013-08-05 07:35:37 PM
Was he wearing a yellow pimp suit and carrying a bag with six McDoubles in it?
 
2013-08-05 08:25:11 PM

Xanadone: Ah, Florida.  In an increasingly farked-up and disappointing world, you never ever fail to deliver.


Yeah, right! What a derp move to call 911 on a cop for......pulling you over and writing a ticket?!

ONLY in Florida.

/ *Shakes head*
// I sometimes really hate that I live in Florida
/// What am I saying.....sometimes?
 
2013-08-05 08:25:27 PM
What's with people calling 911 for dumb shiat reasons? When I was growing up it was straight up drilled into me that you don't under any circumstance call 911 for anything but an emergency. The idea of calling 911 is anxiety inducing to me, because I know that if I'm calling it that's because shiat has gone down. How the hell did these people miss out on that important bit of social training?If a grown-ass human being calls 911 for a superfluous reason we should just abandon them on a boat in a ocean. This is first grade shiat right here.
 
2013-08-05 09:15:28 PM

Iknhaton: Tiiba: Maybe if more people called the cops on the cops, they wouldn't create noise pollution with their foul sirens every single day without exception on my street.

God, I'm glad I'm not the only one who hates sirens with a passion.  Enough with the sirens already, it's not the end of the world.


There's an assisted living facility and a seniors-only housing development near me - just around the corner then down about 100 yards.  The ambulances turn off their sirens right when they hit my street, so as not to wake up the residents during the night.  Depending on how late I'm up, whether the windows are open, and what infections are on the loose, I hear anywhere from 3 to 20 sirens a week.  But I don't mind, seeing how it might SAVE SOMEBODY'S LIFE.
 
2013-08-05 09:19:44 PM

Foxxinnia: What's with people calling 911 for dumb shiat reasons? When I was growing up it was straight up drilled into me that you don't under any circumstance call 911 for anything but an emergency. The idea of calling 911 is anxiety inducing to me, because I know that if I'm calling it that's because shiat has gone down. How the hell did these people miss out on that important bit of social training?If a grown-ass human being calls 911 for a superfluous reason we should just abandon them on a boat in a ocean. This is first grade shiat right here.


Do you really need to ask that question?
 
2013-08-05 09:35:29 PM

Pepe Roni: sharphead: Can't we send these people a "Your retarded" sticker with a bill for the cost of the call?

A "your retarded" what sticker?


thats' the joke.
 
2013-08-05 10:10:08 PM
I love the line "but..but..i live just over there....(points)" as if the law says you're immune to traffic laws within x amount of your home. And seriously, cut this woman's tubes before she can breed her "special" genes to the rest of humanity. We have enough stupid, thanks.

/the world.
 
2013-08-05 10:33:57 PM

Apos: [24.media.tumblr.com image 265x194]

/Oblig


Someone needs to get a rabbit costume and a saw and do that.
 
2013-08-06 12:31:08 AM
We need to nuke South Florida from orbit. Twice. It's the only way to be doubly sure.

/and stop sending your derpy old farkstick parents here from other states, we already have enough of those
//send the young, cute, smart ones instead
 
2013-08-06 01:49:17 AM

Foxxinnia: If a grown-ass human being calls 911 for a superfluous reason we should just abandon them on a boat in a ocean. This is first grade shiat right here.


How far off-shore does cellphone coverage extend?
 
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