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2013-08-05 05:13:19 PM
The comments are hilarious. Especially the old farker who's actually agreeing with him. I would say it could be an alt of Mr. Seman *snicker*, but I doubt Mr. Seman *snicker* even knows what a facebook is.
 
2013-08-05 05:13:57 PM
Ohh and to be fair subby, he is yelling at smoke clouds.
 
2013-08-05 05:24:49 PM
I have a neighbor with a wood stove, and it smells like ass when the weather is calm.  But there's no law against smelling like ass.
 
2013-08-05 05:33:29 PM
"That would make us very popular," responded Eichenberg sarcastically. "You're not here to be popular," said Seman. "This is not a popularity contest."

Um, actually elections kind of are.
 
2013-08-05 05:46:06 PM
sounds like he doesn't understand what amurikuh is all about
 
2013-08-05 05:52:50 PM
Bust off on your couch, now you got Siemens Seman's furniture.

/obscure?
 
2013-08-05 06:11:36 PM
All across America, cities and towns are banning cigarette  / tobacco smoking - indoors, outdoors, on the street, in parks and in public (and private) places... everywhere.

Why? Think of the children!!!

SMOKING IS BAD, mmmkay? In fact, to hear the crusaders, just SEEING someone smoke can give you cancer - let alone smelling it {{{SHUDDER}}}

One cigarette contains less than one gram of what? Organic material - the dried leaf of a plant.Yet we are repeatedly warned that these "Devil's Toothpicks" emit CARBON MONOXIDE - potentially killing not only the smoker, but anyone within a 10 mile radius.

How many pounds of organic material are consumed in a typical evening with a cozy fire? How many TOXIC fumes are pumped into the atmosphere?

My guess is that the old man has an agenda: I'll bet he's pissed about the stupid, senseless nanny-state anti-smoking laws, and he's waiting for a chance to slap these do-gooder dipshiats up-side the head the minute that one of them says that the emissions from wood burning are "relatively harmless".

Then he'll go after their barbecues.


/Old man yells at cloud laughs out loud
 
2013-08-05 06:19:26 PM
Public comment periods at local council meetings can be hilarious and disturbing.
 
2013-08-05 06:38:48 PM
I'm disappointed.  I was expect an article on McCain, but it's just one about Seman's shot at glory.
 
2013-08-05 06:55:42 PM
I... kind of like the smell of fireplaces burning on a crisp fall night.
 
2013-08-05 06:57:05 PM

cookiefleck: I... kind of like the smell of fireplaces burning on a crisp fall night.


I do too, but everybody keeps telling me I'm just having another stroke.
 
2013-08-05 06:57:21 PM

Marcus Aurelius: I have a neighbor with a wood stove, and it smells like ass when the weather is calm.  But there's no law against smelling like ass.


Maybe he's burning his trash.  My grandpa used to do that.  Burnable stuff got compacted and burned in the fireplace.  Compostable stuff got composted.  The rest got collected and hauled to the dump about once a quarter.
 
2013-08-05 06:59:20 PM

Amos Quito: All across America, cities and towns are banning cigarette  / tobacco smoking - indoors, outdoors, on the street, in parks and in public (and private) places... everywhere.

Why? Think of the children!!!

SMOKING IS BAD, mmmkay? In fact, to hear the crusaders, just SEEING someone smoke can give you cancer - let alone smelling it {{{SHUDDER}}}

One cigarette contains less than one gram of what? Organic material - the dried leaf of a plant.Yet we are repeatedly warned that these "Devil's Toothpicks" emit CARBON MONOXIDE - potentially killing not only the smoker, but anyone within a 10 mile radius.

How many pounds of organic material are consumed in a typical evening with a cozy fire? How many TOXIC fumes are pumped into the atmosphere?

My guess is that the old man has an agenda: I'll bet he's pissed about the stupid, senseless nanny-state anti-smoking laws, and he's waiting for a chance to slap these do-gooder dipshiats up-side the head the minute that one of them says that the emissions from wood burning are "relatively harmless".

Then he'll go after their barbecues.


/Old man yells at cloud laughs out loud


Smokers are disgusting. I can't be around them indoors, I get completely congested from the smoke. The sad thing is, they don't realize how disgusting they are until after they quit and regain their sense of smell,
 
2013-08-05 06:59:42 PM
Well,  he's smoking SOMETHING.
 
2013-08-05 07:01:33 PM
I kinda wonder what he wants people to use in lieu of wood for heat... coal? gas? small woodland creatures?
 
2013-08-05 07:01:35 PM
Obligatory.

www.globalnerdy.com
 
2013-08-05 07:01:42 PM
The anti-Prometheans are getting out of hand.
 
2013-08-05 07:02:11 PM

cookiefleck: I... kind of like the smell of fireplaces burning on a crisp fall night.


mmmm...benzene.
 
2013-08-05 07:03:28 PM
I can see his point. Sure, it's nice to have the warm, comforting flame licking at your feet much like an underpaid Thai whore, but it's not socially responsible. You don't see big companies burning wood for heat, and since corporations are people we should learn from their example.
 
2013-08-05 07:03:33 PM
At least he's not trying to ban dihydrogen monoxide.
 
2013-08-05 07:06:18 PM

Kumana Wanalaia: At least he's not trying to ban dihydrogen monoxide.


Don't say that!! Ted Cruz will be all over it in a second!
 
2013-08-05 07:07:02 PM
Lower Macungie Township. With a name that silly, silly things are gonna happen.

The old crank's on crank.
 
2013-08-05 07:07:25 PM
He's seen from both sides now, and win or lose, still somehow...
 
2013-08-05 07:13:06 PM
Sounds like a good idea until you have a blizzard that knocks out power for a couple days and you want to burn wood in your fireplace and you start getting large fines while burning the wood just to keep alive.
 
2013-08-05 07:13:09 PM

Amos Quito: All across America, cities and towns are banning cigarette  / tobacco smoking - indoors, outdoors, on the street, in parks and in public (and private) places... everywhere.

Why? Think of the children!!!

SMOKING IS BAD, mmmkay? In fact, to hear the crusaders, just SEEING someone smoke can give you cancer - let alone smelling it {{{SHUDDER}}}

One cigarette contains less than one gram of what? Organic material - the dried leaf of a plant.Yet we are repeatedly warned that these "Devil's Toothpicks" emit CARBON MONOXIDE - potentially killing not only the smoker, but anyone within a 10 mile radius.

How many pounds of organic material are consumed in a typical evening with a cozy fire? How many TOXIC fumes are pumped into the atmosphere?

My guess is that the old man has an agenda: I'll bet he's pissed about the stupid, senseless nanny-state anti-smoking laws, and he's waiting for a chance to slap these do-gooder dipshiats up-side the head the minute that one of them says that the emissions from wood burning are "relatively harmless".

Then he'll go after their barbecues.


/Old man yells at cloud laughs out loud


Sometimes I hate you.

Sometimes I love you.

Today I love you.
 
2013-08-05 07:13:14 PM

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Public comment periods at local council meetings can be hilarious and disturbing.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMANMIe0ZZI

/her vote counts as much as yours!
 
2013-08-05 07:18:05 PM
Wouldn't it be ironic if he died in a house fire.
 
2013-08-05 07:18:22 PM
I can see this happening soon where I live.  There are already strict restrictions on how thick the smoke coming out of your chimney can be.

I also found out it's now illegal not to recycle corrugated cardboard.  They keep talking about banning plastic grocery bags.  They just love being "green".
 
2013-08-05 07:18:51 PM

scottydoesntknow: The comments are hilarious. Especially the old farker who's actually agreeing with him. I would say it could be an alt of Mr. Seman *snicker*, but I doubt Mr. Seman *snicker* even knows what a facebook is.


"What?!  You don't think 'Thredgold' is a legitimate name??" -  Gene Masseth
 
2013-08-05 07:20:13 PM
I would be happy if they banned the burning of trash around here. Stinks like a smoldering garbage dump around here often enough. These low life farks drove me and guests off the back deck yesterday. Had to move everyone and cook what was supposed to be grilled foods indoors. A couple of days before that all the windows were open as the temperature was nice and there was a good breeze. It was great for an hour then the stink of burning garbage and plastic fouled up the house before I could close all the windows.

I saw an old tire in a ditch this morning. Maybe I'll grab it and set up a bunch of wood with the tire on top and when the wind is just right I'll fire it off and let them suck on some burning rubber stink for a few hours.
 
2013-08-05 07:20:29 PM

scottydoesntknow: Ohh and to be fair subby, he is yelling at smoke clouds.


close, but no cigar

/smoke
 
2013-08-05 07:21:58 PM
He's just following the time honored american tradition of having the government force his neighbors to live in the manner he wants them to live.
 
2013-08-05 07:22:11 PM

DarkSoulNoHope: Obligatory.

[www.globalnerdy.com image 400x300]


Oh....okay, so it actually has been done before.

The Simsons did it!

/ I just had to say it.....
 
2013-08-05 07:23:40 PM
Does Mr Semen own a furnace shop?
 
2013-08-05 07:26:38 PM
Burning wood leads to fiery Seman
 
2013-08-05 07:28:24 PM

DarkSoulNoHope: Obligatory.

[www.globalnerdy.com image 400x300]


2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-08-05 07:28:29 PM

utsagrad123: Burning wood leads to fiery Seman


This headline was good, but that's fantastic.

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2013-08-05 07:29:41 PM
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Damn wood burners!
 
2013-08-05 07:34:07 PM
Ponzholio:

I kinda wonder what he wants people to use in lieu of wood for heat... coal? gas? small woodland creatures?

It didn't work so well when the Germans burned Jews. But then they weren't trying to use the heat produced in a scientific manner for a practical purpose, whereas, as with moonshine car fuel and poop-generated power, we know better now.

By the way, burning poop is also a good heat generator. And we never run out of it. The Plains Indians burned dried buffalo flops, but then there were more bison than people there. I hear burning ruminant or at least vegetarian feces doesn't smell so bad, but we Americans can get used to anything.
 
2013-08-05 07:34:08 PM
FTFA:  After the meeting, Seman said he is not giving up his one-man crusade for cleaner air in Lower Macungie "because of health. I want health for everybody."

Everybody already has "health", some good some poor. Mr Seman, take your burning wood complaint and shove it!
 
2013-08-05 07:36:51 PM
By the way, why do you people talk about yelling at clouds as if there's something wrong with it?
 
2013-08-05 07:39:52 PM

Nonrepeating Rotating Binary: Wouldn't it be ironic if he died in a house fire.


Leave 'em laughing when you go
and if you care, don't let them know
don't give yourself away.
 
2013-08-05 07:40:51 PM

UncleStumpy: Amos Quito: All across America, cities and towns are banning cigarette  / tobacco smoking - indoors, outdoors, on the street, in parks and in public (and private) places... everywhere.

Why? Think of the children!!!

SMOKING IS BAD, mmmkay? In fact, to hear the crusaders, just SEEING someone smoke can give you cancer - let alone smelling it {{{SHUDDER}}}

One cigarette contains less than one gram of what? Organic material - the dried leaf of a plant.Yet we are repeatedly warned that these "Devil's Toothpicks" emit CARBON MONOXIDE - potentially killing not only the smoker, but anyone within a 10 mile radius.

How many pounds of organic material are consumed in a typical evening with a cozy fire? How many TOXIC fumes are pumped into the atmosphere?

My guess is that the old man has an agenda: I'll bet he's pissed about the stupid, senseless nanny-state anti-smoking laws, and he's waiting for a chance to slap these do-gooder dipshiats up-side the head the minute that one of them says that the emissions from wood burning are "relatively harmless".

Then he'll go after their barbecues.


/Old man yells at cloud laughs out loud

Smokers are disgusting. I can't be around them indoors, I get completely congested from the smoke. The sad thing is, they don't realize how disgusting they are until after they quit and regain their sense of smell,


Man up you pussy.
 
2013-08-05 07:49:01 PM

EvilEgg: "That would make us very popular," responded Eichenberg sarcastically. "You're not here to be popular," said Seman. "This is not a popularity contest."

Um, actually elections kind of are.


Yeah, came to make the same point.
 
2013-08-05 07:49:14 PM
If nothing else, Dennis Seman is persistent.

What a jerk.
 
2013-08-05 07:49:20 PM

SacriliciousBeerSwiller: UncleStumpy: Amos Quito: All across America, cities and towns are banning cigarette  / tobacco smoking - indoors, outdoors, on the street, in parks and in public (and private) places... everywhere.

Why? Think of the children!!!

SMOKING IS BAD, mmmkay? In fact, to hear the crusaders, just SEEING someone smoke can give you cancer - let alone smelling it {{{SHUDDER}}}

One cigarette contains less than one gram of what? Organic material - the dried leaf of a plant.Yet we are repeatedly warned that these "Devil's Toothpicks" emit CARBON MONOXIDE - potentially killing not only the smoker, but anyone within a 10 mile radius.

How many pounds of organic material are consumed in a typical evening with a cozy fire? How many TOXIC fumes are pumped into the atmosphere?

My guess is that the old man has an agenda: I'll bet he's pissed about the stupid, senseless nanny-state anti-smoking laws, and he's waiting for a chance to slap these do-gooder dipshiats up-side the head the minute that one of them says that the emissions from wood burning are "relatively harmless".

Then he'll go after their barbecues.


/Old man yells at cloud laughs out loud

Smokers are disgusting. I can't be around them indoors, I get completely congested from the smoke. The sad thing is, they don't realize how disgusting they are until after they quit and regain their sense of smell,

Man up you pussy.


The use of a comma might help your statement.
 
2013-08-05 07:54:03 PM

caddisfly: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Public comment periods at local council meetings can be hilarious and disturbing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMANMIe0ZZI

/her vote counts as much as yours!


Hahaha. Is that satire?
 
2013-08-05 07:55:20 PM
Clown thinks he's Darken Rahl...
 
2013-08-05 07:56:58 PM
How would this be enforcible?
 
2013-08-05 07:58:04 PM
If he did a little research he'd learn that wood smoke is NON-TOXIC.
 
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