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2013-08-05 03:34:13 PM  
clever. and the little mermaid is still HOT.
 
2013-08-05 03:49:08 PM  
Red Riding Hood just couldn't resist that basket of goodies.
 
2013-08-05 03:51:56 PM  
Snow White is pretty much what little girls imagine comes after the "Happily Ever After" anyway.
 
2013-08-05 04:34:13 PM  
I, for one, am *shocked* that someone born in Tel Aviv, Israel would have come up with this - not at all racist - depiction of the Arabian princess.
 
2013-08-05 04:37:29 PM  

Gecko Gingrich: I, for one, am *shocked* that someone born in Tel Aviv, Israel would have come up with this - not at all racist - depiction of the Arabian princess.


I was thinking the same thing. They're an extremely mixed bag...a handful are genuinely clever, a couple others are mildly funny, but that one's so tritely predictable it about spoils the entire thing.
 
2013-08-05 04:39:14 PM  

Pocket Ninja: Gecko Gingrich: I, for one, am *shocked* that someone born in Tel Aviv, Israel would have come up with this - not at all racist - depiction of the Arabian princess.

I was thinking the same thing. They're an extremely mixed bag...a handful are genuinely clever, a couple others are mildly funny, but that one's so tritely predictable it about spoils the entire thing.


agreed. interesting that she's carrying a vietnam-era M-16 too.. hmm...
 
2013-08-05 04:43:05 PM  
Direct link to website (much better pictures): FallenPrincesses.com (only warning, it does have a musical intro).


Why is Pocahontas living in a trailer full of cats? Do Native Americans like cats?
 
2013-08-05 04:55:16 PM  

scottydoesntknow: Direct link to website (much better pictures): FallenPrincesses.com (only warning, it does have a musical intro).


Why is Pocahontas living in a trailer full of cats? Do Native Americans like cats?


There's a framed picture of a man on the end table, possibly John Smith? Presumably they're implying that once he left for England she became a crazy cat lady.
 
2013-08-05 04:55:26 PM  

Gecko Gingrich: I, for one, am *shocked* that someone born in Tel Aviv, Israel would have come up with this - not at all racist - depiction of the Arabian princess.


I don't think it's racist - she's from the middle east, there's a lot of conflict there.  She's not wearing a burka and doesn't appear to be a terrorist.  She's holding a US rifle and has an (I think) unofficial US airborne patch on her pants:

82ndairbornedivisionmuseum.com
 
2013-08-05 05:39:00 PM  

miss diminutive: There's a framed picture of a man on the end table, possibly John Smith?


Looks like Sir Isaac Newton.
 
2013-08-05 05:40:30 PM  
Meh. I'll take the fantasy

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2013-08-05 05:41:12 PM  
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2013-08-05 05:41:51 PM  
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2013-08-05 05:43:16 PM  

Gecko Gingrich: I, for one, am *shocked* that someone born in Tel Aviv, Israel would have come up with this - not at all racist - depiction of the Arabian princess.


Yeah, should have gone with this:

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2013-08-05 05:45:33 PM  

FlashHarry: clever. and the little mermaid is still HOT.


Hipster Ariel agrees

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2013-08-05 06:27:31 PM  
The cancer Rapunzel thing is a little heavy as well.  Obviously photographer hasn't lost anyone to cancer.
 
2013-08-05 06:35:12 PM  
uploadsociety.com
 
2013-08-05 06:36:27 PM  
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-08-05 06:42:33 PM  
Wow that's provocative and original with Rapunzel losing her hair because of chemotherapy and Jasmine becoming a jihadist. Hey, she should do a male version where Prince Charming is gay on the down-low, and Simba has AIDS.

Then she should do a doll strip show, where the women sadly reveal their nipple-free bosoms and the dudes rub their smooth, unadorned crotches in regret.

Then maybe she should show the plight of all the murdered Super Mario game villains--piles of stomped, disemboweled mushrooms, crying out for death to come. Or maybe just move on to snapshots of whimsically posed Weimaraners, or crying toddlers.
 
2013-08-05 06:48:07 PM  
I do like how Snow White's newest kid looks like a redhead.  Highly unlikely to belong to the Prince eh.
 
2013-08-05 06:49:17 PM  
Talentless hack is talentless and a hack.
 
2013-08-05 06:58:22 PM  

awfulperson: Wow that's provocative and original with Rapunzel losing her hair because of chemotherapy and Jasmine becoming a jihadist.



Wait what?  She looks like a freedom fighter to me.  And a hot one, too.
 
2013-08-05 07:01:37 PM  
There's a bunch of pissy people in this thread.
 
2013-08-05 07:15:17 PM  

Gecko Gingrich: I, for one, am *shocked* that someone born in Tel Aviv, Israel would have come up with this - not at all racist - depiction of the Arabian princess.


Maybe it's like... artistic.
 
2013-08-05 07:16:03 PM  

Psycoholic_Slag: There's a bunch of pissy people in this thread.


Subby?

The headline: You should probably show this to your young daughters to give them a dose of reality

Because chemotherapy is sooooo funny/ edgy/ artistic.  You are the Daniel Tosh of Fark, dude.
 
2013-08-05 07:17:37 PM  
Who is #7 supposed to be?
 
2013-08-05 07:18:49 PM  
If your daughters' are spoiled little princesses unable to comprehend reality, it's your damn fault for failing as a parent.
 
2013-08-05 07:19:18 PM  

buckeyebrain: Who is #7 supposed to be?


The one on the hospital table? Belle, Beauty and the Beast.
 
2013-08-05 07:25:11 PM  

Blathering Idjut: Psycoholic_Slag: There's a bunch of pissy people in this thread.

Subby?

The headline: You should probably show this to your young daughters to give them a dose of reality

Because chemotherapy is sooooo funny/ edgy/ artistic.  You are the Daniel Tosh of Fark, dude.



Maybe you'll enjoy this one?

sites.psu.edu
 
2013-08-05 07:26:45 PM  
Am I the only one who has seen all of them before?

/I need to get off the internet and out more
 
2013-08-05 07:34:23 PM  
They should have had Snow White looking cracked out, lying in a dirty bed in a seedy motel room with a crack pipe laying on the bed stand, with her dress hiked up and a line of guys with money in their hands waiting at the door.
 
2013-08-05 07:34:33 PM  

Blathering Idjut: Psycoholic_Slag: There's a bunch of pissy people in this thread.

Subby?

The headline: You should probably show this to your young daughters to give them a dose of reality

Because chemotherapy is sooooo funny/ edgy/ artistic.  You are the Daniel Tosh of Fark, dude.


I don't think subby said "funny," "edgy," or "artistic."  I think s/he said "reality."
 
2013-08-05 07:37:33 PM  

Blathering Idjut: Psycoholic_Slag: There's a bunch of pissy people in this thread.

Subby?

The headline: You should probably show this to your young daughters to give them a dose of reality

Because chemotherapy is sooooo funny/ edgy/ artistic.  You are the Daniel Tosh of Fark, dude.


Headline - "dose of reality"

You - "Whaaa chemo hurts my feelings and will scare my snowflake!"

Me - Yep, you're pissy.  Shouldn't you be helicoptering around your kid right now?
 
2013-08-05 07:37:49 PM  

ongbok: They should have had Snow White looking cracked out, lying in a dirty bed in a seedy motel room with a crack pipe laying on the bed stand, with her dress hiked up and a line of guys with money in their hands waiting at the door.


And Prince Charming with stubble on his face and his gut hanging out of a dirty tank top, sitting in a metal folding chair on the other side of the door smoking a cigarette and collecting money.
 
2013-08-05 07:40:19 PM  

Blathering Idjut: The cancer Rapunzel thing is a little heavy as well.  Obviously photographer hasn't lost anyone to cancer.


Not just heavy, but...cancer isn't "Fallen": THAT was the part that I was very not ok with.

Barfly, cosmetic surgery patient, cat lady...those could be considered "Fallen" by someone trying very hard to be clever.

Cancer patient, marine biology prisoner and impacted by Middle Eastern turmoil? maybe not so much.
 
2013-08-05 07:44:33 PM  
Wow what a clever idea I don't think anybody has ever had this idea before except every late night tv show's writing staff and Mad magazine since the 1970s.
 
2013-08-05 07:46:01 PM  

Psycoholic_Slag: There's a bunch of pissy people in this thread.


That's usually the case when the thread is about a woman doing something other than pR0n. Either that, or the whole thread is on the rag and cranky.
 
2013-08-05 07:52:26 PM  

ongbok: They should have had Snow White looking cracked out, lying in a dirty bed in a seedy motel room with a crack pipe laying on the bed stand, with her dress hiked up and a line of guys with money in their hands waiting at the door.


Go on...
 
2013-08-05 07:52:29 PM  
I'm surprised after seeing Jasmine they didn't go for Pocahontas dealing blackjack at a casino.
 
2013-08-05 07:54:47 PM  

ravenlore: Blathering Idjut: The cancer Rapunzel thing is a little heavy as well.  Obviously photographer hasn't lost anyone to cancer.

Not just heavy, but...cancer isn't "Fallen": THAT was the part that I was very not ok with.

Barfly, cosmetic surgery patient, cat lady...those could be considered "Fallen" by someone trying very hard to be clever.

Cancer patient, marine biology prisoner and impacted by Middle Eastern turmoil? maybe not so much.


Rapunzel lost her hair! It's funny because she has cancer!!
 
2013-08-05 08:04:57 PM  
Truly the cutting edge of social commentary.
 
2013-08-05 08:11:19 PM  

MayoSlather: I'm surprised after seeing Jasmine they didn't go for Pocahontas dealing blackjack at a casino.


That's a well paying job with little to no work. How is that suppose to scare anyone. Everyone know that hell is having a family!
 
2013-08-05 08:15:52 PM  

scottydoesntknow: Direct link to website (much better pictures): FallenPrincesses.com (only warning, it does have a musical intro).


Why is Pocahontas living in a trailer full of cats? Do Native Americans like cats?


Thanks for the direct link. The fark one didn't do jack shiat for me.

Also, how many of those were NOT really shiatty photoshops? 1 or 2? It's hard to really go 'ohh and ahh' for people photoshopping stuff unless it's really, really, good photoshop.
 
2013-08-05 08:29:08 PM  
Blathering Idjut: The cancer Rapunzel thing is a little heavy as well. Obviously photographer hasn't lost anyone to cancer.

Especially when the updated version of Rapunzel, the "Tangled" princess, has so much potential in a genre like this.
Raised by an immortal pyschopath and allowed no outside contact until she turned 18, she hooks up the first guy she meets: Eugene, a white trash double crossing thief. If ever there was a recipe for NOT having a happy ending, this was it.
 
2013-08-05 08:33:45 PM  
That is all kinds of farked up...
 
2013-08-05 08:34:01 PM  

ongbok: They should have had Snow White looking cracked out, lying in a dirty bed in a seedy motel room with a crack pipe laying on the bed stand, with her dress hiked up and a line of guys

7 dwarves with money in their hands waiting at the door.

ftfy.
 
2013-08-05 08:44:56 PM  

max_pooper: If your daughters' are spoiled little princesses unable to comprehend reality, it's your damn fault for failing as a parent.


And the thing is, you can give in to children an awful lot before they are spoiled. You almost have to work at it.
 
2013-08-05 08:49:20 PM  
Same artist, different collection:
inthedollhouse.net
 
2013-08-05 08:50:44 PM  

katerbug72: Am I the only one who has seen all of them before?

/I need to get off the internet and out more


No.  But they are easy to forget after every time they get passed around again.
 
2013-08-05 08:54:24 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: FlashHarry: clever. and the little mermaid is still HOT.

Hipster Ariel agrees

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I'd let her play with my dinglehopper, if you know what I mean.
 
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