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(News.com.au)   Chris Rock gives terminally ill teen a copy of Pamela Anderson's sex tape as part of Make-A-Wish Foundation visit   (news.com.au) divider line 105
    More: Cool, Pamela Anderson, Chris Rock, Make-A-Wish Foundation, Jerry Seinfeld  
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2013-08-05 12:06:33 PM  
Thanks Chris. Is it 1995 already?
 
2013-08-05 12:09:49 PM  
is he trying to kill the kid faster?
 
2013-08-05 12:14:39 PM  
Just watching that will give you Hep-C
 
2013-08-05 12:15:40 PM  
He's dead now. But he lived a little more.
 
2013-08-05 12:15:57 PM  
ts1.mm.bing.net
Thank You Chris Rock!
 
2013-08-05 12:16:22 PM  
1. To make the teen accept his death easier by taking his will to live?
2. Do hospitals not have interbutts connections?
 
2013-08-05 12:19:14 PM  
theurbantiger.blog.com
 
2013-08-05 12:19:36 PM  
Is that legal? To give a 15 year old porn.
 
2013-08-05 12:19:54 PM  
Should have given him Debbie Does Dallas, and not mentioned that all those girls are like in their 80s now.
 
2013-08-05 12:20:34 PM  
It was all sex, drugs, and coco puffs right up until he died.  :,(
 
2013-08-05 12:21:45 PM  
He should have given the poor kid a high priced call girl.
 
2013-08-05 12:21:46 PM  
Even worse, it was a VHS copy.
 
2013-08-05 12:23:27 PM  
who still has a VCR??
 
2013-08-05 12:25:05 PM  

stuhayes2010: Is that legal? To give a 15 year old porn.


As long as he does not live to tell anyone.
 
2013-08-05 12:26:17 PM  
No matter what a nurse tells you , there is no sex in the ICU.

None.

Oh there is Intensive Care in the ICU, but you don't want Intensive care - you want sex.
 
2013-08-05 12:29:47 PM  

Satanic_Hamster: He should have given the poor kid a high priced call girl.


s3.vidimg02.popscreen.com
 
2013-08-05 12:29:55 PM  

ifky: who still has a VCR??


I do. My wife won't move on. She been buying rapid at the thrift store for 3 for a dollar.

/no cable blues
 
2013-08-05 12:30:23 PM  
Can I get another wish?
 
2013-08-05 12:30:43 PM  
So, something we learned about a few weeks ago on "Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee".  Timely.
 
2013-08-05 12:36:07 PM  
I recall getting the Pamela Anderson tape in the late 90's and not even being remotely turned on.  I think I forwarded through almost all of it and I like pr0n.

But hey if that kid was happy, that's cool.
 
2013-08-05 12:38:55 PM  

smoky2010: ifky: who still has a VCR??

I do. My wife won't move on. She been buying rapid at the thrift store for 3 for a dollar.

/no cable blues


You need to learn to steal. From the internet I mean, don't steal from the thrift store.
 
2013-08-05 12:39:02 PM  

STORAGE JARS: Just watching that will give you Hep-C


Well if you're dying anyway...
 
2013-08-05 12:43:43 PM  

Infobahn: So, something we learned about a few weeks ago on "Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee".  Timely.


I was bummed to learn it was a 6 episode season. It's fascinating.

Rock's pro-bullying bit was classic... "The person who discovers a cure for AIDS? That's someone who got bullied as a kid."
 
2013-08-05 12:44:59 PM  
Exactly when did Pam Anderson turn the corner from "OMG! She's the hottest woman EVER!!! BAYWATCH!! BAYWATCH!!" to "Pam Anderson? Ewww." She was always a cute face and a pair of tits. From what I've seen, that doesn't appear to have changed much.
 
2013-08-05 12:45:49 PM  
cdn.static.ovimg.com
 
2013-08-05 12:48:21 PM  
So Chris Rock is unaware that good p0rn exists?
Might as well just give him the Victoria Secrets catalog.
 
2013-08-05 12:50:24 PM  

DROxINxTHExWIND: Exactly when did Pam Anderson turn the corner from "OMG! She's the hottest woman EVER!!! BAYWATCH!! BAYWATCH!!" to "Pam Anderson? Ewww." She was always a cute face and a pair of tits. From what I've seen, that doesn't appear to have changed much.


She was hot early on when she posted for Playboy, and maybe on Home Improvement, but not long after she became EWWW although the media made her a cliche as "hot" just like they made Angelina Jolie a cliche as "hot" long after her prime.
 
2013-08-05 12:51:07 PM  

DROxINxTHExWIND: Exactly when did Pam Anderson turn the corner from "OMG! She's the hottest woman EVER!!! BAYWATCH!! BAYWATCH!!" to "Pam Anderson? Ewww." She was always a cute face and a pair of tits. From what I've seen, that doesn't appear to have changed much.


I think it was her Kid Rock phase.  I remember the tide turning around then.  Could have been earlier though.
 
Skr
2013-08-05 12:52:52 PM  

DROxINxTHExWIND: Exactly when did Pam Anderson turn the corner from "OMG! She's the hottest woman EVER!!! BAYWATCH!! BAYWATCH!!" to "Pam Anderson? Ewww." She was always a cute face and a pair of tits. From what I've seen, that doesn't appear to have changed much.


 The opinion seemed to turn once she made this video outing with Tommy Lee. For whatever reason.
 
2013-08-05 12:54:57 PM  

Uncle Pooky: Infobahn: So, something we learned about a few weeks ago on "Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee".  Timely.

I was bummed to learn it was a 6 episode season. It's fascinating.

Rock's pro-bullying bit was classic... "The person who discovers a cure for AIDS? That's someone who got bullied as a kid."


From what I have read. Jerry will do more short run seasons, with less time off in between.
 
2013-08-05 12:56:14 PM  
So Make-A-Wish supports euthanasia?
 
2013-08-05 12:58:12 PM  

Begoggle: DROxINxTHExWIND: Exactly when did Pam Anderson turn the corner from "OMG! She's the hottest woman EVER!!! BAYWATCH!! BAYWATCH!!" to "Pam Anderson? Ewww." She was always a cute face and a pair of tits. From what I've seen, that doesn't appear to have changed much.

She was hot early on when she posted for Playboy, and maybe on Home Improvement, but not long after she became EWWW although the media made her a cliche as "hot" just like they made Angelina Jolie a cliche as "hot" long after her prime.



Yeah, I know that people switched up suddenly but there doesn't seem to be a justification. She looks about the same to me. PRetty damn good for a woman in her 40s who has done some living. I'm sure there's been some surgery but she's managed not to destroy herself like Lil Kim or some of the other plastic surgery nightmares. It seemed to me that the change came sometime after the Tommy Lee tape. From what I've heard (never seen it myself) Tommy Lee is built like a tripod and I think that has something to do with why Pam went from fap material to broccoli in a dog's bowl. I think Tomy Lee destroyed some fantasies. LOL. Men looked at that tape and said, "I can't follow that shiat. She's officially out of my league, so now she's disgusting to me." It's just a theory.
 
2013-08-05 12:58:40 PM  

Rand's lacy underwear: smoky2010: ifky: who still has a VCR??

I do. My wife won't move on. She been buying rapid at the thrift store for 3 for a dollar.

/no cable blues

You need to learn to steal. From the internet I mean, don't steal from the thrift store.


I do that but promised her I wouldn't do it anymore. I would also have to teach her how to use the computer.

I do have every episode of big bang downloaded, for science purposes.
 
2013-08-05 12:59:22 PM  

Thai_Mai_Xhu: Should have given him Debbie Does Dallas, and not mentioned that all those girls are like in their 80s now.


... after he watched it.
 
2013-08-05 01:00:26 PM  
There are times when I think "Oh she is famous so there is no chance for me to ever date her." And then there are times when I think "Even though she is famous there is no chance I would date her." Guess which one Anderson fall into. Depending on if that kid was able to I would have paid a woman to take care of him a few times and I would never tell anyone about it.
 
2013-08-05 01:08:31 PM  
I never found her all that attractive. Pretty typical Playboy blonde, as far as I'm concerned. She was kinda cute and well built before she went under the knife 56,000 times, but to me she lost her looks when she traded her natural breasts for a pair of water balloons and had her face skin pulled back over her ears a couple times.
 
2013-08-05 01:14:56 PM  
This was an awesome headline in 2001.

/which is probably when he did this you dummies
 
2013-08-05 01:18:32 PM  
DroXinXtheXwind

No.  I don't think so.  She looked too artificial to me back in the 90's.  Like a barbie doll.   Even after I thought that, a colleague of mine told me he thought she was pretty but then ran into her in public and exclaimed that her proportions were really artificial or unnatural looking.  I mean compare her to Yasmin Bleeth or Nicole Eggert.

For sure there is some blowback to your acting career if you do porn (accidental or not), which may have affected her popularity.  James Deen notwithstanding.
 
2013-08-05 01:23:22 PM  
Better than when Dave chapelle whooped that kid at NBA live.
 
2013-08-05 01:25:08 PM  

probesport: Satanic_Hamster: He should have given the poor kid a high priced call girl.


They're called hookerd when they are dead.
 
2013-08-05 01:26:22 PM  

ifky: who still has a VCR??


I do. I ow. The original Star Wars trilogy on vhs, the one where Han shoots first. It is worth keeping the antiquated machinery just for that.
 
2013-08-05 01:26:50 PM  

uncleacid: Can I get another wish?


Sure, kid. The monkey's paw says you get two more.
 
2013-08-05 01:44:28 PM  

ifky: who still has a VCR??


(Sheepishly raises hand and looks around room)
 
2013-08-05 01:47:11 PM  

smoky2010: ifky: who still has a VCR??

I do. My wife won't move on. She been buying rapid at the thrift store for 3 for a dollar.

/no cable blues


Cable? We're moving on from cable.
 
2013-08-05 01:50:56 PM  

fearmongert: ifky: who still has a VCR??

I do. I ow. The original Star Wars trilogy on vhs, the one where Han shoots first. It is worth keeping the antiquated machinery just for that.


Sorry if this is a dumb question, but I haven't seen any star wars movies since I was around 4 and I think I only saw one of them. Did they edit it to make him more heroic in later editions?
 
2013-08-05 01:53:02 PM  

stuhayes2010: Is that legal? To give a 15 year old porn.


A dead one, sure.
 
2013-08-05 01:58:27 PM  

NorCalLos: fearmongert: ifky: who still has a VCR??

I do. I ow. The original Star Wars trilogy on vhs, the one where Han shoots first. It is worth keeping the antiquated machinery just for that.

Sorry if this is a dumb question, but I haven't seen any star wars movies since I was around 4 and I think I only saw one of them. Did they edit it to make him more heroic in later editions?


2 words, laser eyes
 
2013-08-05 01:59:12 PM  
Phhft. He should have borrowed a TARDIS and brought the kid to 1988 for pre-Hep-C Pamela.
 
2013-08-05 01:59:15 PM  

smoky2010: I do have every episode of big bang downloaded, for science purposes.


If you're going to steal tv shows, you should steal the ones that aren't a colossal pile of crap.
 
2013-08-05 02:01:53 PM  
The kid wanted to see Tommy Lee giant cawk, died happy.
 
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