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(Daily Mail)   Demolition man predictions for the future: Taco Bell the only fast food franchise, criminal cryogenics, the big earthquake, Wesley Snipes doing time, teaching criminals to knit. Well, 2 out of 5 ain't bad   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 44
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2013-08-05 11:15:29 AM  
They may not have amended the constitution so that Arnold could be elected President but he got to be governor of California, they should get partial credit for that. And I'm pretty sure Denis Leary lives in the underground tunnels beneath LA nowadays.
 
2013-08-05 11:22:15 AM  
planetarbitrary.com
 
2013-08-05 12:42:07 PM  
Another prediction that may come true soon.

i279.photobucket.com
 
GBB
2013-08-05 12:44:19 PM  

Mugato: They may not have amended the constitution so that Arnold could be elected President but he got to be governor of California, they should get partial credit for that. And I'm pretty sure Denis Leary lives in the underground tunnels beneath LA NYC nowadays.

 
2013-08-05 12:47:35 PM  
GBB: Mugato: They may not have amended the constitution so that Arnold could be elected President but he got to be governor of California, they should get partial credit for that. And I'm pretty sure Denis Leary lives in the underground tunnels beneath LA NYC Boston nowadays.
 
2013-08-05 12:48:29 PM  

Sybarite:


Does he not know about the three seashells?!?

Such a guilty-pleasure movie. Introduced my spawn to it a while back. The elder thought it was stupid, the younger one laughed his arse off.
 
2013-08-05 12:53:25 PM  
Jeffrey Dahmer? I love this guy!
 
2013-08-05 12:56:11 PM  
If the future is Sandra Bullock in spandex pants and jackboots, then how bad can it be?

truthquake.com
 
2013-08-05 12:56:48 PM  
Hair nets? Wool is hair.
 
2013-08-05 12:57:10 PM  
The big earthquake will happen some day as well.
 
Skr
2013-08-05 12:57:39 PM  
Women can now openly have an adam's apple without fear of derision or disdain as well, so it has that going for it.
 
2013-08-05 12:59:15 PM  
Well, I've dispensed with toliet paper in my bathroom and only have 3 seashells, so I guess the future is here.
 
2013-08-05 12:59:48 PM  
"You know, the hunka chunka?"
 
2013-08-05 01:00:45 PM  
Also at Walgreen's the clerk say "Be well" as you check out.
 
2013-08-05 01:04:03 PM  
"Spartan? John Spartan? Aw shiat, they let anybody into this century! What the hell you doing here?"
 
2013-08-05 01:07:04 PM  

DROxINxTHExWIND: "Spartan? John Spartan? Aw shiat, they let anybody into this century! What the hell you doing here?"


You are fined one credit for a violation of the Verbal Morality Statute.
 
2013-08-05 01:07:22 PM  
wash, dry, parfum

always made perfect sense to me

also, regarding the actual article. Good for them, if it teaches them patience and concentration, as well as something to do with their hands apart from throttling the life out of someone, thenm i can only see this as a good thing
 
2013-08-05 01:08:27 PM  

Felix_T_Cat: Also at Walgreen's the clerk say "Be well" as you check out.


Not in my store or the few I go to, thank goodness. The way Walgreens uses the word "well" is probably the most annoying part of the job.

/and the music, but that's Muzak's fault
//i'm having a party
///a party for two
 
2013-08-05 01:09:01 PM  

Felix_T_Cat: Also at Walgreen's the clerk say "Be well" as you check out.


Holy shiat, did that happen to you too? The clerk said it me, I thought he was either a hippie or because I was buying a liter of vodka I thought he was an AA freak. So that's an actual thing at Walgreens? Wow, thanks. Learn something new every day
 
2013-08-05 01:16:04 PM  
Slow down, subby, it isn't 2032 yet.  Have patience.  And be well!

/sips on his banana-brocoli shake while singing "I'm an Oscar-Meyer weiner"
 
2013-08-05 01:27:06 PM  

DarkSoulNoHope: Another prediction that may come true soon.

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In 7th grade one of my classmates found a tiny leg bone in his cafeteria burger. We called them ratburgers after that.
 
2013-08-05 01:28:19 PM  

FuturePastNow: DarkSoulNoHope: Another prediction that may come true soon.

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In 7th grade one of my classmates found a tiny leg bone in his cafeteria burger. We called them ratburgers after that.


I am not surprised.
 
2013-08-05 01:29:45 PM  
Ok, I gotta know. How DOES one use the three seashells???
 
2013-08-05 01:35:42 PM  
Fun fact:  Some foreign markets, it was Pizza Hut and not Taco Bell.  Totally blew my mind when I saw one of those copies.
 
2013-08-05 01:45:28 PM  
Ah, so it WAS taco bell in the original version. No taco bell in germany, except for the US military bases, so I guess it makes sense.
 
2013-08-05 01:47:38 PM  

acad1228: Ok, I gotta know. How DOES one use the three seashells???


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2013-08-05 01:59:11 PM  

Mugato: Felix_T_Cat: Also at Walgreen's the clerk say "Be well" as you check out.

Holy shiat, did that happen to you too? The clerk said it me, I thought he was either a hippie or because I was buying a liter of vodka I thought he was an AA freak. So that's an actual thing at Walgreens? Wow, thanks. Learn something new every day


You bought Vodka at a Walgreens?  Huh.  The only thing ours seem to carry is cheap plastic toys and low-quality Ace bandages.  But they do seem to be the only place around that reliably has Pepcid AC in stock, so I give them that.

/have to go to the shop next door to get Vodak.
 
2013-08-05 02:04:04 PM  

uncleacid: Hair nets? Wool is hair.


If you've ever knit or crocheted, you know that your hair can get stuck in the stitches. I'm crocheting a blanket now that I keep having to pick hair out of as I go along. Maybe I need a hair net and some propecia.
 
2013-08-05 02:04:39 PM  
Bonus: In the "parole hearing schedule" list, the name right next to Simon Phoenix? Scott Peterson. Made me do a double-take. I'm guessing Laci wasn't much of a Stallone fan, look how that turned out for her.
 
2013-08-05 02:06:25 PM  

acad1228: Ok, I gotta know. How DOES one use the three seashells???


You hold two seashells like chopsticks, pull gently and scrape whats left with the third.
 
2013-08-05 02:15:24 PM  

Felix_T_Cat: Also at Walgreen's the clerk say "Be well" as you check out.



robinweigert.com

"BE FARKED!"

/injoke between me and the Missus
 
2013-08-05 03:04:55 PM  
i.dailymail.co.uk


Which arm did you EXPECT to be hairier?
 
2013-08-05 03:09:37 PM  
...And still no answer as to how the seashells are used...
 
2013-08-05 03:25:32 PM  
I just saw my mom's bathroom at her new house. She has 3 shells sitting on the top of her toilet as decoration. I am 99% certain she's never seen Demolition Man.

/What does it mean
 
2013-08-05 03:29:20 PM  

Dampfplauderer: Ah, so it WAS taco bell in the original version. No taco bell in germany, except for the US military bases, so I guess it makes sense.


HA!   Glad I could help.
 
2013-08-05 03:41:12 PM  

my alt's alt's alt: I just saw my mom's bathroom at her new house. She has 3 shells sitting on the top of her toilet as decoration. I am 99% certain she's never seen Demolition Man.

/What does it mean


Clearly you need to wipe your arse with one of them and observe what happens.
 
2013-08-05 04:20:54 PM  

redlegrick: ...And still no answer as to how the seashells are used...


This is the way Stallone describes it, as described to him by one of the movies writers.

www.thejay.com
 
2013-08-05 04:21:59 PM  

Skyd1v: You bought Vodka at a Walgreens?  Huh.  The only thing ours seem to carry is cheap plastic toys and low-quality Ace bandages.  But they do seem to be the only place around that reliably has Pepcid AC in stock, so I give them that.


No, most of them have an adjoining Walgreens liquor store.
 
2013-08-05 04:26:54 PM  

Mugato: Skyd1v: You bought Vodka at a Walgreens?  Huh.  The only thing ours seem to carry is cheap plastic toys and low-quality Ace bandages.  But they do seem to be the only place around that reliably has Pepcid AC in stock, so I give them that.

No, most of them have an adjoining Walgreens liquor store.


This is something I have never seen.

But then, this is Alaska.  I am sure they did a market survey before building and realized that we are already saturated with bars, liquor stores, and "Micro-Breweries".
 
2013-08-05 05:36:01 PM  

unyon: redlegrick: ...And still no answer as to how the seashells are used...

This is the way Stallone describes it, as described to him by one of the movies writers.

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This really bothers me.

The comedic value in the Three Shells is that there is not explanation of how they work, nor an obvious method for using them. Hence Stallone's character's trouble figuring it out, and the equally valid confusion on the viewer's part.

This is akin to movies being rewritten to have everything wrapped up at the end because the test audience couldn't tolerate an open ending.

The substance lies in the void.

Thus, I refuse to accept this preposterous explanation of the three shells.
 
2013-08-05 05:39:10 PM  

Mugato: They may not have amended the constitution so that Arnold could be elected President but he got to be governor of California, they should get partial credit for that. And I'm pretty sure Denis Leary lives in the underground tunnels beneath LA nowadays.


I believe people tried to do that though.
 
2013-08-05 07:57:45 PM  
Movie is on AMC in a few minutes.
 
2013-08-05 08:00:24 PM  

ZackDanger: unyon: redlegrick: ...And still no answer as to how the seashells are used...

This is the way Stallone describes it, as described to him by one of the movies writers.

[www.thejay.com image 500x1310]

This really bothers me.

The comedic value in the Three Shells is that there is not explanation of how they work, nor an obvious method for using them. Hence Stallone's character's trouble figuring it out, and the equally valid confusion on the viewer's part.

This is akin to movies being rewritten to have everything wrapped up at the end because the test audience couldn't tolerate an open ending.

The substance lies in the void.

Thus, I refuse to accept this preposterous explanation of the three shells.


Not to mention it's stupid to shiat in two of the seashells when there's still a toilet used in the process. I think the ambiguity of the three seashells thing was brilliant on the part of the writers. It's amazing that something so trivial in a movie is still being debated 20 years later.
 
2013-08-05 09:07:17 PM  
Sandra Bullock was so freaking hot in that movie.....
 
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