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2013-08-06 02:14:01 PM  
2 votes:

Grand_Moff_Joseph: dyertek: Talk about the NPO with ShiningWiza--- That's a trap!

If they could get on (and stay on) SW's good side (lol), even the NPO guys would probably get a custom gredunza belt, or even an AJ shirt, at some point.  ;)

Not as much of a trap as you might think, lol.


Pretty much this. It's only a trap if I say it is.
2013-08-06 09:31:52 PM  
1 votes:
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2013-08-06 03:46:46 PM  
1 votes:

dyertek: I was wondering why the Shield had kinda been pushed back into the background and started losing more. Ah well....THANKS DAMNIT ORTON!


FTFY
2013-08-06 01:15:35 PM  
1 votes:

dyertek: Talk about the NPO with ShiningWiza--- That's a trap!


If they could get on (and stay on) SW's good side (lol), even the NPO guys would probably get a custom gredunza belt, or even an AJ shirt, at some point.  ;)

Not as much of a trap as you might think, lol.
2013-08-06 12:34:38 PM  
1 votes:

Nonrepeating Rotating Binary: pkellmey: So Dolphin (the rumor guy that is completely accurate so far) predicted last week that at SS, Cena will retain the belt after DB is double-crossed by a Bella that will cross over into a developing storyline from the Divas reality show. It is well known that Vince thinks the real money is no longer in wrestling alone, but reality television. So, if Dolphin is right and DB gets screwed over by another woman, will they try to drop him back into a near mid-card like Ziggs, or will he be able to make his character again overcome the horrible storyline they may be giving him.

That would totally justify the audience tactic I'd love to introduce, if only I attended live events.

When the bookers/Vince shiat on the crowd, stand up and turn around.  Stand with your back to the ring, symbolically turning your back on the shiat they're feeding you.  Don't boo, don't make a sound.


How about "Dont buy a ticket."
2013-08-06 09:56:58 AM  
1 votes:
My Raw Review

Consistent, I'll Give It that Much

John Cena delivered one of his best promos last night. It was consistent with his character and spoke to his actual place in the company. Too often WWE makes him the underdog and has him go out there and whine, "Why's everybody always pickin' on me?" Last night they acknowledged that yeah, he is the franchise star and this does make him a target, not an underdog.

One Red Briefcase

That little prop has made Randy Orton more interesting than he's been in years. It all fits well: the contract which can be executed any time, and the RKO that is always OUT OF NO WHERE! I like all of that, in spite of what I might think about Randy Orton winning his 10th world title.

Almost There

That's how I felt about Daniel Bryan the whole night - he's almost there. They're seriously on the cusp of making Bryan a full-fledged star. If you get the lame Green Bay crowd to chant for you, it's saying something. He's just one step below that plateau. Say what you will about John Cena - we all have - but his promo connected. Daniel Bryan is just inches away from that with his promos. He still has to rely on his catchphrases, but we might just see him truly break out.

Barely There

Is what came across with regards to Dolph Ziggler last night. He loses handily to Big E, Kaitlyn's interference helps him in no way, and he's well out of any title chase. I guess he was missing from Raw's opening sequence too. That speaks burial to me. Who'd he piss off?

Anything for Heat

I like Del Rio's scumf*ck character. If the guy just had promo skills of his own, or a really good manager like Paul E. out there, he'd get booed out the building. Yet even a thorough thrashing on Ricardo didn't emit much but half-interested boos (Yeah, I know, it's Green Bay, they won't pop for anything not explained by a flow chart).

Just Sort of There

Is how I describe The Shield, Real Americans, The Usos, PTP's, and pretty much the rest of the tag-trio division right now. They have lots of teams now - Wyatts included - and enough to seriously consider some sort of six man competition, a la Chikara's King of Trios. But the teams hardly do much, most of them are jobbers, and The Shield seems half-in, half-out of the tag division.

F*ck You, Green Bay, pt. 1

Nothing? Nothing for your intellectual savior? This feud with Cody is far more interesting than your standard MITB feud. Sure Cody's not the best promo guy ever, but he's holding his own and looking clever, while Sandow's easily the best heel on the mic besides Paul Heyman right now. F*ck you guys, seriously.

The Best of the Best of the Best of the Best

And that's why we don't like Brock talk. Moving on.

Hey, me too!

Is pretty much how Curtis Axel comes off in this feud. I guess one can't ask too much when they're the least experienced and most overrated in the whole group.

Tuxedo match?

That's all I thought when Heyman said he was getting inside the ring for the first time in what, 15, 20 years? If you don't know what "tuxedo match" refers to, look up Heyman vs. Cornette in WCW.

The Demotion of the Miz, pt. 12

Now he doesn't even get to appear on camera to promote his non-wrestling appearance. How long until Mike Mizanin appears in the Impact Zone, only to get cut due to budget constraints?

OH MY GOD, IS THAT MICHAEL MIZANIN IN RING OF HONOR?

Yeah okay, not likely. More like "Mike Mizanin, ex-WWE star, appears this Sunday at the American Legion Hall in Weehawken, NJ!"

Put a Baby in Me

We all saw it. Steph was thinking wine, candles, roses and strap-ons when Triple H, um, "emoted."

F*ck You, Green Bay, pt. 2.

Because.

(Meta) Kayfabe Night

Let's not do these for a while, and let's not EVER waste this on Green Bay e-e-e-ever agaaaiiin!!
2013-08-05 10:10:28 PM  
1 votes:

ShiningWizard: eddievercetti: 1990 yet more mature than Cap, Wiz & Tenor.

I know what you are but what am I?


6 inches taller than you.
2013-08-05 09:55:12 PM  
1 votes:

silgryphon: Did he just spit and try to catch it?


That was the Mr. Perfect gum slap. On his entrances, Perfect would spit his gum into the air and slap it away.
I have attempted to do this with every piece of gum I've chewed since 1989. I've got about a 75% success rate.
2013-08-05 09:53:41 PM  
1 votes:

Tenor Reaper: Is this crowd that dead or is my volume down too low?


No they are kinda rockin the CM PUNK chant
2013-08-05 09:46:11 PM  
1 votes:

TheManofPA: TheManofPA: Since I can't see any universe in which Christian wins the title, that means we will have had an absoute heel suck in Del Rio as champion for all but 2 months of this year. THAT IS WHY NO ONE WATCHES SMACKDOWN!

I'd post a picture of a black bear with "vintage magseven" on it; but the first time I decided to GIS "Big Black Bears" for him, it did not go well...at all


Safe Search is your friend!
2013-08-05 08:11:50 PM  
1 votes:

verbaltoxin: Repeat trivia question:

1. Who was still recognized as NWA National Champion when Vince McMahon bought Georgia Championship Wrestling?


Ric Flair
 
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