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(WWE)   Will Daniel Bryan do Mankind proud with his corporate makeover? Can AJ and Layla skip in sync? Is Ryback ready to BA*? It's your Weekly RAW thread, 8pm EDT on USA   (wwe.com) divider line 1566
    More: Cool, Daniel Bryan, humans, World Heavyweight Championship, SummerSlam, WWE Championship, Ashley Judd, John Cena  
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2013-08-05 09:09:13 PM  
So you're a target, Orton...?
 
2013-08-05 09:09:13 PM  
"He's extremely serious, but he needs to get MORE serious!"

You can be more serious than extremely serious, Cole?
 
2013-08-05 09:09:16 PM  
"the target staring you in the face"

wat
 
2013-08-05 09:09:21 PM  
The target staring you in the face? I don't get it.
 
2013-08-05 09:09:51 PM  
Oh yeah

SHIELD TIME!
 
2013-08-05 09:09:52 PM  
I never thought I'd say this, but...

CASH IT IN, ORTON!  BEAT CENA'S ASS!!!

/Kayfabe mode re-engaging?
 
2013-08-05 09:09:56 PM  
Dammit, Orton, stop mixing your metaphors.

SHIELD!
 
2013-08-05 09:10:01 PM  
See this? This is what being fed a big shiat sandwich and saying "Complements to the chef" is like.

Don't chant "Cena Sucks", people. Chant "BORING".
 
2013-08-05 09:10:08 PM  

verbaltoxin: And I'm actually glad to hear Randy's music. Seriously. No kayfabing. This was great timing.


No THIS is great timing... GO SHIELD!!!!
 
2013-08-05 09:10:08 PM  
...and Shield just saved this
 
2013-08-05 09:10:10 PM  
GROAN!  the farking shield.  who gives a shiat.
 
2013-08-05 09:10:10 PM  
Sierra.

Hotel.

India.

Echo.

Lima.

Delta.


SHIELD
 
2013-08-05 09:10:12 PM  
F*ck, now I'm marking.
 
2013-08-05 09:10:20 PM  

nathanjr: "He's extremely serious, but he needs to get MORE serious!"

You can be more serious than extremely serious, Cole?


Dear Lored.  He's gone...  YAHOO SERIOUS.
 
2013-08-05 09:10:21 PM  
Oh, shiat, it's Shield!
 
2013-08-05 09:10:27 PM  
Badmouthing anyone else for working outside the WWE?

cdn1.sbnation.com

i2.listal.com

upload.wikimedia.org

i2.cdnds.net

4.bp.blogspot.com

www.tnanews.com

officialbrunosammartino.com

Would all like a word with you.
 
2013-08-05 09:10:48 PM  
cena heel turn as leader of shield go go go go go
 
2013-08-05 09:11:00 PM  
6 man tag team match tonight
 
2013-08-05 09:11:04 PM  
Well here is our main event for tonight
 
2013-08-05 09:11:05 PM  
Danielson/Cena/Orton vs. The Shield toooooooonight
 
2013-08-05 09:11:10 PM  
Does DBD's shirt say YES YES = YES
 
2013-08-05 09:11:26 PM  
Pretty GM with a tag match playa?
 
2013-08-05 09:11:28 PM  
Hold up there playas!
 
2013-08-05 09:11:28 PM  

hachimaki2234: pkellmey: Just found the current WWE wrestler salaries, and I was amazed to see that Zack was still considered active:

WWE's payroll and contract obligations.

FULL TIME MALE WRESTLERS:

Alberto Del Rio: $675,000 downside/first class travel - 3 year contract

Big Show: $1,050,000 downside/allocated a personal touring bus/first class travel arrangements paid for, when bus travel is not an option - 10 year contract

Brodus Clay: $170,000 downside - 2 year contract

Christian: $595,000 downside/first class travel - 3 year contract

CM Punk: $1,220,500 downside/allocated a personal touring bus/first class travel arrangements paid for, when bus travel is not an option/receives an additional 3.25% bonus for high merchandise sales - 7 year contract

Cody Rhodes: $494,500 downside - 3 year contract

Daniel Bryan: $620,470 downside - 3 year contract

Darren Young: $80,145 downside - 3 year contract

Dolph Ziggler: $540,230 downside - 3 year contract

Jack Swagger: $319,000 downside - 3 year contract

Jinder Mahal: $75,000 downside - 3 year contract

John Cena: $2,750,000 downside/first class travel and accommodation/receives an additional 6.25% bonus for high merchandise sales - 10 year contract

Kane: $905,000 downside/first class travel and accommodation - 5 year contract

Kofi Kingston: $254,200 downside - 3 year contract

Mark Henry: $877,000 downside/first class travel - 10 year contract

Randy Orton: $1,600,500 downside/allocated a personal touring bus/first class travel arrangements paid for, when bus travel is not an option/receives an additional 2.2% bonus for high merchandise sales - 10 year contract

Rey Mysterio: $985,000 downside/first class travel arrangements/receives an additional 4% bonus for high merchandise sales - 5 year contract

Sheamus: $1,000,000 downside/first class travel arrangements - 7 year contract

Tensai: $520,000 downside - 3 year contract

The Great Khali: $974,000 downside - 5 year contract

The Miz: $712,000 downside/first class travel - 5 year con ...

Cena, Punk, and Lesnar are making some farking money


Freaking khali makes almost a million. Yeesh.
 
2013-08-05 09:11:33 PM  
Teddy Maddox
 
2013-08-05 09:11:38 PM  

KellyKellyKelly: nathanjr: "He's extremely serious, but he needs to get MORE serious!"

You can be more serious than extremely serious, Cole?

Dear Lored.  He's gone...  YAHOO SERIOUS.


Really, spellcheck?  You couldn't catch THAT one?
 
2013-08-05 09:11:43 PM  
lol cena 9pm champion, you thought you were gonna get brock in green bay, lol lol

tag match playas
 
2013-08-05 09:11:44 PM  

silgryphon: 6 man tag team match tonight


Can WWE do this without Teddy?
 
2013-08-05 09:11:46 PM  
Six man tag?

Yeah...yeah, I'm alright with this.
 
2013-08-05 09:11:49 PM  
Teddy Long's gonna be even MORE angry - that's HIS setup, playa!
 
2013-08-05 09:12:01 PM  
Brat Madducks is Teddy Long Light...White...Small...whatever
 
2013-08-05 09:12:09 PM  
Shield vs Orton/DBD/Cena? Lol - those guys will NEVER be able to get along!
 
2013-08-05 09:12:17 PM  
They should just turn the tag belts into trios belts.
 
2013-08-05 09:12:33 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: Freaking khali makes almost a million. Yeesh.


so Dwayne is making what.. 300k per appearance?
 
2013-08-05 09:12:36 PM  
2.bp.blogspot.com
Teddy Long just knocked over a monitor in anger at this blatant gimmick infringement.
/Holla.
 
2013-08-05 09:13:18 PM  

TheManofPA: Does DBD's shirt say YES YES = YES


Cause Cena's Bun in the Oven shirt says "R TIME = NOW" on the back
 
2013-08-05 09:14:06 PM  

my lip balm addiction: Shield vs Orton/DBD/Cena? Lol - those guys will NEVER be able to get along!


Felix Cena, Oscar Bryan, and Murray the Bag Shiatter in The Odd Trio!
 
2013-08-05 09:14:18 PM  
Shield wins, Orton cashes on Cena to end the show.

www.onlineworldofwrestling.com
 
2013-08-05 09:14:25 PM  
nathanjr, TheManofPA and The_Y2P_Problem

I have conferred with FWC-International officials on the Championship Committee.

Tonight, you will all square off in a THREE WAY DANCE for the title.

I will announce the question at 10 et/ 9 ct. It goes by standard rules: first right answer gets the point, the win, and the strap.

Look for the Flair pic. Good luck, gentlemen.
 
2013-08-05 09:14:57 PM  

my lip balm addiction: Shield vs Orton/DBD/Cena? Lol - those guys will NEVER be able to get along!


Carry the kayfabe flag, MLBA. Carry it high, and proudly.

AVENGE MEEEEEEE!!!

/disappears in a sea of Green Bay marks
 
2013-08-05 09:15:17 PM  
We're here
 
2013-08-05 09:15:24 PM  

verbaltoxin: nathanjr, TheManofPA and The_Y2P_Problem

I have conferred with FWC-International officials on the Championship Committee.

Tonight, you will all square off in a THREE WAY DANCE for the title.

I will announce the question at 10 et/ 9 ct. It goes by standard rules: first right answer gets the point, the win, and the strap.

Look for the Flair pic. Good luck, gentlemen.


wait wait wait...wouldn't a three way dance be elimination?

WYATTS
 
2013-08-05 09:15:28 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: CapnPlaty: irishman4: espn

Wandal Wection? One Direction... omg that isn't real is it?

You know, even after someone posted it, I still didn't get the joke. Thank you. I'm not hip to the current pop music scene.


Wandai Wrection =/= One Direction
 
2013-08-05 09:15:45 PM  
Are they going to chant husky Harris?
 
2013-08-05 09:15:46 PM  
WE'RE HERE.
 
2013-08-05 09:15:52 PM  
OBEY OBEY
 
2013-08-05 09:15:52 PM  
THE WYATTS ARE HERE. OH NO. SOMEONE TELL KANE TO LEAVE RIGHT NOW BEFORE HE GETS HURT
 
2013-08-05 09:15:53 PM  
We're here.
 
2013-08-05 09:16:05 PM  
Well, Tons of Funk loses this.
 
2013-08-05 09:16:06 PM  

tbaughm: verbaltoxin: nathanjr, TheManofPA and The_Y2P_Problem

I have conferred with FWC-International officials on the Championship Committee.

Tonight, you will all square off in a THREE WAY DANCE for the title.

I will announce the question at 10 et/ 9 ct. It goes by standard rules: first right answer gets the point, the win, and the strap.

Look for the Flair pic. Good luck, gentlemen.

wait wait wait...wouldn't a three way dance be elimination?

WYATTS


In this case it's for one fall, because I've been awake since 4 and I'm tired.
 
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