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(WWE)   Will Daniel Bryan do Mankind proud with his corporate makeover? Can AJ and Layla skip in sync? Is Ryback ready to BA*? It's your Weekly RAW thread, 8pm EDT on USA   (wwe.com) divider line 1566
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2013-08-05 09:02:52 PM  

clintster: I wish that Divas segment hasn't ended. I think Eva Marie is really talented and Stephanie "The Queen" McMahon-Helmsley should give her a chance to shine. Not like that ugly duckling....

I-I-I- I can't do it guys. That segment broke me. GODDAMMIT ALL TA HELL!!!

Snark mode engaged


You did well. You lasted much longer than most.
 
2013-08-05 09:03:04 PM  

TheManofPA: Wow, they are definitely marking the Bellas differences.

Holy crap, B Bella almost fell out there.


Again?  BORED NOW.
 
2013-08-05 09:03:09 PM  

The_Y2P_Problem: It's that time again?

The time that you talk for 20 minutes and I die a little inside?


good time to take a solid dump
 
2013-08-05 09:03:17 PM  

my lip balm addiction: Supercampion: fark THIS LARPING MARK CENA CROWD. VANCOUVER CAN'T EVEN GET A HOUSE SHOW.

Nor can Seattle. Can't figure why the whole PNW has been skipped repeatedly lately.


WHY IS CENA STILL TALKING BLACK?
 
2013-08-05 09:03:18 PM  
Oh boy, his faux Boston accent is coming out
 
2013-08-05 09:03:22 PM  
including your Bella
 
2013-08-05 09:03:25 PM  
And they were all right, failed bodybuilder.
 
2013-08-05 09:03:37 PM  

clintster: I wish that Divas segment hasn't ended. I think Eva Marie is really talented and Stephanie "The Queen" McMahon-Helmsley should give her a chance to shine. Not like that ugly duckling....

I-I-I- I can't do it guys. That segment broke me. GODDAMMIT ALL TA HELL!!!

Snark mode engaged


It was good while it lasted. At least you can do some kayfabe. I never could get the hang of it
 
2013-08-05 09:03:44 PM  
Marky Mark mode Cena tonight
 
2013-08-05 09:04:00 PM  
Oooh, the corporate mascot BRAVELY won't change, lol.
 
2013-08-05 09:04:05 PM  
fark you cena, you had everything handed to you
 
2013-08-05 09:04:08 PM  
Subtle Cena heel turn?
 
2013-08-05 09:04:18 PM  
Oh sh*t, Cena's throwing it down.
 
2013-08-05 09:04:20 PM  
Please tell us how much wrestling in a gym sucks, Prototype.
 
2013-08-05 09:04:21 PM  
OH MY GOD I HATE YOU VINCE. CENA IS MAKING ME CONSIDER FIGHTING MY CATS RIGHT NOW.
 
2013-08-05 09:04:26 PM  
A broken freaking neck? Watch your booze tonight Cena
 
2013-08-05 09:04:40 PM  
Just found the current WWE wrestler salaries, and I was amazed to see that Zack was still considered active:

WWE's payroll and contract obligations.

FULL TIME MALE WRESTLERS:

Alberto Del Rio: $675,000 downside/first class travel - 3 year contract

Big Show: $1,050,000 downside/allocated a personal touring bus/first class travel arrangements paid for, when bus travel is not an option - 10 year contract

Brodus Clay: $170,000 downside - 2 year contract

Christian: $595,000 downside/first class travel - 3 year contract

CM Punk: $1,220,500 downside/allocated a personal touring bus/first class travel arrangements paid for, when bus travel is not an option/receives an additional 3.25% bonus for high merchandise sales - 7 year contract

Cody Rhodes: $494,500 downside - 3 year contract

Daniel Bryan: $620,470 downside - 3 year contract

Darren Young: $80,145 downside - 3 year contract

Dolph Ziggler: $540,230 downside - 3 year contract

Jack Swagger: $319,000 downside - 3 year contract

Jinder Mahal: $75,000 downside - 3 year contract

John Cena: $2,750,000 downside/first class travel and accommodation/receives an additional 6.25% bonus for high merchandise sales - 10 year contract

Kane: $905,000 downside/first class travel and accommodation - 5 year contract

Kofi Kingston: $254,200 downside - 3 year contract

Mark Henry: $877,000 downside/first class travel - 10 year contract

Randy Orton: $1,600,500 downside/allocated a personal touring bus/first class travel arrangements paid for, when bus travel is not an option/receives an additional 2.2% bonus for high merchandise sales - 10 year contract

Rey Mysterio: $985,000 downside/first class travel arrangements/receives an additional 4% bonus for high merchandise sales - 5 year contract

Sheamus: $1,000,000 downside/first class travel arrangements - 7 year contract

Tensai: $520,000 downside - 3 year contract

The Great Khali: $974,000 downside - 5 year contract

The Miz: $712,000 downside/first class travel - 5 year contract

Zack Ryder: $135,050 downside/receives an additional 1.5% bonus for high merchandise sales - 3 year contract

PART TIME MALE WRESTLERS:

Brock Lesnar: $1,750,000 downside/first class travel/receives an additional 3.25% bonus for high merchandise sales - 5 year contract

The Rock: 3,500,000 downside/first class travel and accommodation/allowed to make independent appearances/receives an additional 7% bonus for high merchandise sales - 4 year contract

The Undertaker: $2,000,000 downside/first class travel and accommodation/receives an additional 7% bonus for high merchandise sales - 3 year contract 

DIVAS:

Alicia Fox: $72,520 downside - 3 year contract

AJ Lee: $104,300 downside - 3 year contract

Layla: $86,450 downside - 3 year contract

Natalya: $74,410 downside - 3 year contract

ANNOUNCERS:

Jerry Lawler: $500,000 downside/first class travel and accommodation/allowed to make independent appearances - 5 year contract

Michael Cole: $549,000 downside/first class travel and accommodation - 5 year contract
 
2013-08-05 09:04:46 PM  
...he's attacking him for being small time?

Going to the indies would tarnish the WWE Championship, hahaha
 
2013-08-05 09:04:47 PM  
WWE isn't the XFL?
 
2013-08-05 09:04:58 PM  

CapnPlaty: irishman4: espn

Wandal Wection? One Direction... omg that isn't real is it?


You know, even after someone posted it, I still didn't get the joke. Thank you. I'm not hip to the current pop music scene.
 
2013-08-05 09:04:59 PM  
So no Juan Seena in TNA?
 
2013-08-05 09:05:33 PM  

zanysatsuma: Subtle Cena heel turn?


I could possibly see a corporate Cena turning heel after being upset by Bryan at SS. Not likely, but an easy story to tell
 
2013-08-05 09:05:44 PM  

emtbiz: fark you cena, you had everything handed to you


there are guys in CZW now that can wreslte circles around this hack.
 
2013-08-05 09:06:04 PM  
Everyone loves cheering the overdog, Cena.

HEEL TURN, YOU DICK!
 
2013-08-05 09:06:16 PM  
This is easily the worst crowd WWE has had since...the last time they were in Green Bay.  Seriously, even Cena just mocked them.
 
2013-08-05 09:06:16 PM  
SUPERCAMPION IS NOW A CAT FIGHTER BECAUSE OF CENA.
 
2013-08-05 09:06:19 PM  
Had it 11 times?  means he lost it 10 times.
 
2013-08-05 09:06:30 PM  
BORING chant
 
2013-08-05 09:06:32 PM  
When did Green Bay get smarky/drunk?
 
2013-08-05 09:06:33 PM  

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: zanysatsuma: Subtle Cena heel turn?

I could possibly see a corporate Cena turning heel after being upset by Bryan at SS. Not likely, but an easy story to tell


Nope, Cena loses, but with Orton cashing in...DBD is okay with it but Cena hates him so Cena gets a title shot
 
2013-08-05 09:06:38 PM  
lulz, give Green Bay a little credit there
 
2013-08-05 09:06:49 PM  
When you get chances every time you sneeze, the law of averages comes into play, Cena. ~_~

Wow are we back to bright yellow banana Cena? XD Maybe you should get your Bellas to fight in your stead?
 
2013-08-05 09:06:51 PM  
BORING CHANT FROM GREEN BORING?
 
2013-08-05 09:06:52 PM  
BORING BORING...preach it green bay.
 
2013-08-05 09:06:59 PM  
Love the boring chants at Cena
 
2013-08-05 09:07:06 PM  
High five to the handful of smarks in Green Bay for that chant
 
2013-08-05 09:07:08 PM  

zanysatsuma: This is easily the worst crowd WWE has had since...the last time they were in Green Bay.  Seriously, even Cena just mocked them.


Yeah this is actually a good promo. Cena rarely brings this. He's acting over-confident and somewhat vulnerable. He's acknowledging that someone is more popular than he is. It's a great promo.
 
2013-08-05 09:07:15 PM  

pkellmey: Just found the current WWE wrestler salaries, and I was amazed to see that Zack was still considered active:

WWE's payroll and contract obligations.

FULL TIME MALE WRESTLERS:

Alberto Del Rio: $675,000 downside/first class travel - 3 year contract

Big Show: $1,050,000 downside/allocated a personal touring bus/first class travel arrangements paid for, when bus travel is not an option - 10 year contract

Brodus Clay: $170,000 downside - 2 year contract

Christian: $595,000 downside/first class travel - 3 year contract

CM Punk: $1,220,500 downside/allocated a personal touring bus/first class travel arrangements paid for, when bus travel is not an option/receives an additional 3.25% bonus for high merchandise sales - 7 year contract

Cody Rhodes: $494,500 downside - 3 year contract

Daniel Bryan: $620,470 downside - 3 year contract

Darren Young: $80,145 downside - 3 year contract

Dolph Ziggler: $540,230 downside - 3 year contract

Jack Swagger: $319,000 downside - 3 year contract

Jinder Mahal: $75,000 downside - 3 year contract

John Cena: $2,750,000 downside/first class travel and accommodation/receives an additional 6.25% bonus for high merchandise sales - 10 year contract

Kane: $905,000 downside/first class travel and accommodation - 5 year contract

Kofi Kingston: $254,200 downside - 3 year contract

Mark Henry: $877,000 downside/first class travel - 10 year contract

Randy Orton: $1,600,500 downside/allocated a personal touring bus/first class travel arrangements paid for, when bus travel is not an option/receives an additional 2.2% bonus for high merchandise sales - 10 year contract

Rey Mysterio: $985,000 downside/first class travel arrangements/receives an additional 4% bonus for high merchandise sales - 5 year contract

Sheamus: $1,000,000 downside/first class travel arrangements - 7 year contract

Tensai: $520,000 downside - 3 year contract

The Great Khali: $974,000 downside - 5 year contract

The Miz: $712,000 downside/first class travel - 5 year con ...


Cena, Punk, and Lesnar are making some farking money
 
2013-08-05 09:07:28 PM  
Douche turn in progress.
 
2013-08-05 09:07:45 PM  
VINTAGE ORTON
 
2013-08-05 09:08:06 PM  
Orton interrupt

"Vocal minority" just filled the arena with BORING chants.
 
2013-08-05 09:08:07 PM  
Michael Cole makes more than half the roster. Let that sink in.
 
2013-08-05 09:08:08 PM  

hachimaki2234: pkellmey: Just found the current WWE wrestler salaries, and I was amazed to see that Zack was still considered active:

WWE's payroll and contract obligations.

FULL TIME MALE WRESTLERS:

Alberto Del Rio: $675,000 downside/first class travel - 3 year contract

Big Show: $1,050,000 downside/allocated a personal touring bus/first class travel arrangements paid for, when bus travel is not an option - 10 year contract

Brodus Clay: $170,000 downside - 2 year contract

Christian: $595,000 downside/first class travel - 3 year contract

CM Punk: $1,220,500 downside/allocated a personal touring bus/first class travel arrangements paid for, when bus travel is not an option/receives an additional 3.25% bonus for high merchandise sales - 7 year contract

Cody Rhodes: $494,500 downside - 3 year contract

Daniel Bryan: $620,470 downside - 3 year contract

Darren Young: $80,145 downside - 3 year contract

Dolph Ziggler: $540,230 downside - 3 year contract

Jack Swagger: $319,000 downside - 3 year contract

Jinder Mahal: $75,000 downside - 3 year contract

John Cena: $2,750,000 downside/first class travel and accommodation/receives an additional 6.25% bonus for high merchandise sales - 10 year contract

Kane: $905,000 downside/first class travel and accommodation - 5 year contract

Kofi Kingston: $254,200 downside - 3 year contract

Mark Henry: $877,000 downside/first class travel - 10 year contract

Randy Orton: $1,600,500 downside/allocated a personal touring bus/first class travel arrangements paid for, when bus travel is not an option/receives an additional 2.2% bonus for high merchandise sales - 10 year contract

Rey Mysterio: $985,000 downside/first class travel arrangements/receives an additional 4% bonus for high merchandise sales - 5 year contract

Sheamus: $1,000,000 downside/first class travel arrangements - 7 year contract

Tensai: $520,000 downside - 3 year contract

The Great Khali: $974,000 downside - 5 year contract

The Miz: $712,000 downside/first class travel - ...


Jinder is getting screwed...where's Slater?
 
2013-08-05 09:08:12 PM  
And I'm actually glad to hear Randy's music. Seriously. No kayfabing. This was great timing.
 
2013-08-05 09:08:26 PM  

tbaughm: When did Green Bay get smarky/drunk?


Dude.  It's  Green Bay.
 
2013-08-05 09:08:31 PM  
www.lethalwow.com
 
2013-08-05 09:08:38 PM  
Orton not gonna cash Cole
 
2013-08-05 09:08:56 PM  
Oh no...he speaks.
 
2013-08-05 09:08:58 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-08-05 09:09:09 PM  

verbaltoxin: And I'm actually glad to hear Randy's music. Seriously. No kayfabing. This was great timing.


I hope he does a pure face promo. Have DBD and Cena be heelish, then Orton as face before he turns
 
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