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2013-08-05 08:55:44 PM  

hachimaki2234: zanysatsuma: Jobberback

I still can't figure out what Ryback was supposed to be. I mean, was he only built up for Cena to beat him? I mean, that's what I'm thinking.


Nah, I think he was being built as a major face to fill the Batista/Diesel role, but flopped like Betamax. (not the Derrick Bateman/Maxine on-screen pairing, that was awesome)
 
2013-08-05 08:55:47 PM  
Smelling a cage match between Ryberg and Mizark using the "so he can't run" reasoning
 
2013-08-05 08:55:53 PM  
Aw. Ryback is running away. I'm sure this would have been an offensive showdown if he had stayed in.

AND THE CHAMP IS HERE, FWCENATION!!!!
 
2013-08-05 08:55:58 PM  
Okay, leaving kayfabe. I can't mark when I'm a smark.
 
2013-08-05 08:56:02 PM  

verbaltoxin: 10 minutes remaining in this 2/3 falls contest.

1. Who was NWA Nat'l Champ when Vince bought the Georgia territory? (Clue: wore a mask)

2. Who started Deep South and what tag team was he in? (Clue: he was a manager in WCW for a time, and wore a mask)

3. Who are on the CWFHollywood belt? (Hints: Adam Pearce, famous heel manager, famous 50s foppish gimmick)


Pearce, Cornette, Freddie Blassie
 
2013-08-05 08:56:08 PM  

verbaltoxin: hachimaki2234: zanysatsuma: Jobberback

I still can't figure out what Ryback was supposed to be. I mean, was he only built up for Cena to beat him? I mean, that's what I'm thinking.

He's like Earthquake without all the cool stuff with Jake Roberts, or being in the Natural Disasters.


Oh...oh god.
 
2013-08-05 08:56:21 PM  
The champ will be here to make bland jokes and give you a LOT of exposition which really must be tricky but I am in no mood for your shenanigans, Cena. NO MOOD
 
2013-08-05 08:56:28 PM  

ShiningWizard: Smelling a cage match between Ryberg and Mizark using the "so he can't run" reasoning


ARE YOU A WIZARD?
 
2013-08-05 08:56:59 PM  

verbaltoxin: TheManofPA: verbaltoxin: TheManofPA: I think I just got swerved from the trivia belt. Time to find verbaltoxin's family members and put them in a headlock

I basically gave it away.

Ooohh, Royal Marines officer! I bet I could be one of those! I'm American, they just give us stuff free, because of 1776 right?

Did you fight in the war of 2012?

On a serious note, I do have the Afghanistan Campaign Medal.


When were you there?
 
2013-08-05 08:57:01 PM  

irishman4: espn


Wandal Wection? One Direction... omg that isn't real is it?
 
2013-08-05 08:57:10 PM  

The_Y2P_Problem: hachimaki2234: zanysatsuma: Jobberback

I still can't figure out what Ryback was supposed to be. I mean, was he only built up for Cena to beat him? I mean, that's what I'm thinking.

Nah, I think he was being built as a major face to fill the Batista/Diesel role, but flopped like Betamax. (not the Derrick Bateman/Maxine on-screen pairing, that was awesome)


*sigh* I really miss the old nXt sometimes. Love the new nXt/FCW merger too but wish it was it's own show on actual tv
 
2013-08-05 08:57:17 PM  

verbaltoxin: 10 minutes remaining in this 2/3 falls contest.

1. Who was NWA Nat'l Champ when Vince bought the Georgia territory? (Clue: wore a mask)

2. Who started Deep South and what tag team was he in? (Clue: he was a manager in WCW for a time, and wore a mask)

3. Who are on the CWFHollywood belt? (Hints: Adam Pearce, famous heel manager, famous 50s foppish gimmick)


1. The Spoiler
2. Jody Hamilton of The Assassins
3. Adam Pearce, Gorgeous George, and Classy Freddie Blassie
 
2013-08-05 08:57:20 PM  

Morrius: There is very little actual wrestling tonight.


Hey, do you want wrestling, or do you want WWE?
 
2013-08-05 08:57:22 PM  

verbaltoxin: You lazy f*cks don't even type out the phrase to get your larp belt?

You don't even deserve a sniff at the trivia belt.


Jericho: U MAD?
 
2013-08-05 08:58:24 PM  

Morrius: There is very little actual wrestling tonight.


www.memegeneokerlund.com
 
2013-08-05 08:58:43 PM  

LucklessWonder: The Bestest: CapnPlaty: Interesting turn of events there. Ricardo takes a beatdown from ADR. Sets up a future feud for ADR for after he drops his belt to Christian. But who's a face in need of RR's ring announcing skills?

I'm actually hoping the bucket gave him amnesia and we get the appearance of.. The Chimera

El Local


As long as they don't try to make some El Mehico feud between SDR and Sin Cara... you could fill a stadium with the lack of caring.
 
2013-08-05 08:58:55 PM  

clintster: Morrius: There is very little actual wrestling tonight.

Hey, do you want wrestling, or do you want WWE?


WHICH FWCER IS THE ONE THAT COMES IN AND SAYS CENA IS TE CHAMP AND YOU WILL LIKE IT YOU MARKS (or something to that effect)
 
2013-08-05 08:59:04 PM  

CapnPlaty: irishman4: espn

Wandal Wection? One Direction... omg that isn't real is it?


as far as i can tell
 
2013-08-05 08:59:07 PM  

verbaltoxin: 10 minutes remaining in this 2/3 falls contest.

1. Who was NWA Nat'l Champ when Vince bought the Georgia territory? (Clue: wore a mask)

2. Who started Deep South and what tag team was he in? (Clue: he was a manager in WCW for a time, and wore a mask)

3. Who are on the CWFHollywood belt? (Hints: Adam Pearce, famous heel manager, famous 50s foppish gimmick)


I elect to throw sand in tbaughm's eyes since there is time on the clock and steal his answers.

I choose to answer number 3 with: Pearce, Cornette, Freddie Blassie
 
2013-08-05 08:59:12 PM  

TheManofPA: verbaltoxin: TheManofPA: verbaltoxin: TheManofPA: I think I just got swerved from the trivia belt. Time to find verbaltoxin's family members and put them in a headlock

I basically gave it away.

Ooohh, Royal Marines officer! I bet I could be one of those! I'm American, they just give us stuff free, because of 1776 right?

Did you fight in the war of 2012?

On a serious note, I do have the Afghanistan Campaign Medal.

When were you there?


I was enlisted aircrew, so I never had to "be" there, but I did have to rack up 60 flights over there to get the medal. I deployed to a place only called "Southwest Asia." Seriously the host government didn't want to acknowledge us so we couldn't use the base's name in our official communications.
 
2013-08-05 08:59:14 PM  
Sounds like the Bellas are fueding
 
2013-08-05 08:59:25 PM  

Tenor Reaper: The champ will be here to make bland jokes and give you a LOT of exposition which really must be tricky but I am in no mood for your shenanigans, Cena. NO MOOD


LOL! I hope he cuts down Daniel Bryan's hometown like he did last night on Total Divas.

That was awesome!

YAY!  BELLAZ!!!!!
 
2013-08-05 08:59:35 PM  
Della "naturally assumes?" More like an "enhanced assumption".
 
2013-08-05 08:59:37 PM  
Is it just me, or has Nikki getting a lot tanner than Brie?
 
2013-08-05 08:59:47 PM  
Please, kill me now.
 
2013-08-05 08:59:49 PM  
ACTING!
 
2013-08-05 08:59:51 PM  
But remember, don't be a bully!
 
2013-08-05 08:59:53 PM  
"YousuremadeNattielooksilly."
 
2013-08-05 09:00:04 PM  
Wow, they are definitely marking the Bellas differences.

Holy crap, B Bella almost fell out there.
 
2013-08-05 09:00:05 PM  
KILL THEM ALL NATTY!

Yea ok I know that's not PG
 
2013-08-05 09:00:14 PM  
THE CHAMP!!!!!!
 
2013-08-05 09:00:15 PM  
IF they intend to get Ryback over as a bully, he's gotta win here, or do something impressive with the hefty Mark Henry. I foresee a Henry jobbing here.
 
2013-08-05 09:00:21 PM  
It's Nine o clock and cena is out

interesting
 
2013-08-05 09:00:32 PM  
That dress isn't particularly flattering for little Bella.
 
2013-08-05 09:00:39 PM  
Decent amount of boos for Green Bay.
 
2013-08-05 09:00:40 PM  
It's not past 10pm, no Champ is Penis shirt
 
2013-08-05 09:00:42 PM  
Eva Marie looks like Wanda Rabbit in that outfit
 
2013-08-05 09:00:45 PM  
fark THIS LARPING MARK CENA CROWD. VANCOUVER CAN'T EVEN GET A HOUSE SHOW.
 
2013-08-05 09:01:05 PM  
Cena is the 9pm champ in Mark city? What is the main event? Did they actually pay Brock to show up?
 
2013-08-05 09:01:06 PM  
Criminy, Cena even getting loud boos in Mark central.
 
2013-08-05 09:01:15 PM  

CapnPlaty: IF they intend to get Ryback over as a bully, he's gotta win here, or do something impressive with the hefty Mark Henry. I foresee a Henry jobbing here.


Or, that... that was a waste of everyone's time.
 
2013-08-05 09:01:31 PM  

TheManofPA: Cena is the 9pm champ in Mark city? What is the main event? Did they actually pay Brock to show up?


Orton. It's always Orton or Cena.
 
2013-08-05 09:01:59 PM  
Okay time is up! The best of 3 falls match is concluded. And we have....

A THREE WAY TIE!

nathanjr, The_Y2P_Problem, and TheManofPA all have 3 points each.

Answers to the questions:

1. The Spoiler aka Don Jardine.

2. Assassin 1 aka Jody Hamilton.

3. Adam Pearce, Freddy Blassie, and Gorgeous George.

The CWFH belt:

sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net
 
2013-08-05 09:02:01 PM  
I wish that Divas segment hasn't ended. I think Eva Marie is really talented and Stephanie "The Queen" McMahon-Helmsley should give her a chance to shine. Not like that ugly duckling....

I-I-I- I can't do it guys. That segment broke me. GODDAMMIT ALL TA HELL!!!

Snark mode engaged
 
2013-08-05 09:02:03 PM  
It's that time again?

The time that you talk for 20 minutes and I die a little inside?
 
2013-08-05 09:02:14 PM  
Shutup Cena
 
2013-08-05 09:02:18 PM  
did he just insinuation that the WWE Universe is stupid?
 
2013-08-05 09:02:20 PM  

verbaltoxin: TheManofPA: verbaltoxin: TheManofPA: verbaltoxin: TheManofPA: I think I just got swerved from the trivia belt. Time to find verbaltoxin's family members and put them in a headlock

I basically gave it away.

Ooohh, Royal Marines officer! I bet I could be one of those! I'm American, they just give us stuff free, because of 1776 right?

Did you fight in the war of 2012?

On a serious note, I do have the Afghanistan Campaign Medal.

When were you there?

I was enlisted aircrew, so I never had to "be" there, but I did have to rack up 60 flights over there to get the medal. I deployed to a place only called "Southwest Asia." Seriously the host government didn't want to acknowledge us so we couldn't use the base's name in our official communications.


I'm trying to figure out what country that could be. Such an odd requirement from the host.
 
2013-08-05 09:02:22 PM  
www.wrestlinglol.com
 
2013-08-05 09:02:44 PM  

Supercampion: fark THIS LARPING MARK CENA CROWD. VANCOUVER CAN'T EVEN GET A HOUSE SHOW.


Nor can Seattle. Can't figure why the whole PNW has been skipped repeatedly lately.
 
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